Doomsday Pavilion

(First of all, thanks for waiting for the kiss of 10,000 starting currency for reward.

Three views are not rewarded. As the head of my family is waiting for the birthday of the kiss adult, I would like to use this chapter to congratulate the beauty on her face forever and her magical power. )

"Patter!"

A petite figure in a grass-green raincoat jumped into the room with BGM in his mouth.

"Dang, Dangdang, Dangdangdang, sorrow~brother~brother~! The Lun family has come to see you!"

"Surprises are not surprises, and surprises are not surprises."

Wu Ke drilled his head out of the big red and green super-standard bedding, his eyes dripping round;

The wandering demon’s eyebrows were twisted into an S shape, a bone in his mouth snapped into three pieces, and the portion in his mouth chewed and swallowed;

Zhao Qingcang murmured, "I'm so handsome, a good girl, why doesn't my mind lack a string?"

Lin Chou smiled slightly,

"Have you finished watching? What are you doing in a daze, let's go."

The potted plant's face became stiff, and his lips were pouting,

"Brother Chou, how can you be so to others, they can come here specially in the rain...Hey, what are you eating, it smells so delicious!"

Take off a raincoat,

"Hey, big breasted maid... Sister, please go and get a pair of chopsticks for the Lun's house."

Big breasted sister looked at Lin Chou, "Maid, what do you mean?"

Lin Chou explained seriously,

"Here, your faith is gone... Lord Blood God, isn't there anything in the prayers to say that you are your faithful servant?"

Big breasted sister was taken aback, her brows wrinkled, her face was extremely solemn, her tone was cold,

"Woman, do you dare to be disrespectful to Lord Blood God??"

"..."

Lin Chou stumbled, how did this **** brain circuit grow?

"call!"

The strong wind blew on the face, the door opened, and no one came in this time.

One tenth of his billowing face was stuck in the doorway, and one big eye rolled around.

Big breasted sister immediately greeted her chest with her hand, "Blood God Lord."

There was a scream, but the direction was towards the meat basin on the table.

"Wow!"

At this time, the potted plant took out a few pieces of candies, and naturally handed them to roll,

"Here, it smells like your favorite bamboo shoots. Let's eat it, let's go!"

He rolled his lips and cared for the mentally disabled children with his big smart eyes.

"Oh, oooooo."

"What is it talking about?"

Lin Chou smiled, "Kungun said, just want to use a few sweet stones to cheat its meat to eat...Idiot two-legged crawler."

"..."

"Also, since when have you been so familiar with Gungun?"

Potted plants, so in terms of him,

"Well, it was not long ago...that, don't you guys eat it? Then I'm not welcome!"

Lin Chou first gave Gungun a cylinder of fairy meat-of course, most of it was soup.

Then said,

"If you want to eat, you can, pay for it!"

The potted plant was so scared that he covered his wallet, and asked pitifully, "More, how much?"

"forty thousand."

Even Lao Zhao was taken aback, "What? Your kid's conscience returned?"

The potted plant screamed miserably, "What, forty thousand, why don't you grab Lin Chou's iron rooster?"

Wu Ke looked at the potted plant with contempt in his eyes.

"Cut, if you can't afford it, you can't afford it. What kind of garlic cloves, can you use it as a card when you have a loli face?"

The potted plant had a shady face, and the color of his hair gradually became dull, turning into a thick dark green, and said proudly,

"Yo, which concubine is this?"

Wu Ke could not wait to cry on the spot, he also knew that he was embarrassing now.

The potted plant stretched his nose and sniffed twice, "I can smell that potion on you all the way, or you are an alchemy...technical house? How many girlfriends? Five? Or ten?"

As a technical mansion, Wu Ke is fearless, stubbing his neck and saying,

"What's the matter with the researcher’s girlfriend...huh, I’m scared to death by telling you. I can’t count the number of girlfriends of this researcher. Don’t think of the researcher’s idea. Besides, this research institute has the same body shape as test tubes No interest!"

"Bah, blinded your dog's eyes, what do you know, Auntie Tongyan..."

Wu Ke kindly reminded, "Poor milk."

The potted plant snorted and looked up and down Wu Ke, "A dirty and dirty pseudo-house with my brain."

Then there was a sound in the mouth,

"I can't tell, it's still a tentacle. Auntie appreciates your courage."

"Ahem!"

"My aunt..."

"cough!"

The expression of Lao Zhao, who had been ignored for a long time, was quite unpleasant, and he simply wanted to eat.

"Hey, I said you, the old grandfather, knows it's very impolite to interrupt someone else's speech!"

Zhao Qingcang's beard was so angry, "Grandpa? Which of his mother's little girl films do you say is grandpa?"

"Is there anyone in this room who looks more like Grandpa than you?"

"call..."

Zhao Qingcang exhaled and forced himself to calm down, controlling the urge to slap the girl to death.

Huh, calm down, calm down, killing a junior, Zhao Qingcang can't afford to lose that person.

So self-hypnosis, Lao Tzu is a reasonable person, I want to reason with her, um, reason.

"Girl, this pot of dog meat, but I ordered it!"

The potted plant blinked, with a look of grief and anger,

"My aunt's grandma is the kind of person who recklessly eats, how can you, an old grandfather, be so stingy? Didn’t you just eat a bowl of meat? Forty thousand? Eat...no, I only drank a small bowl of soup, just a small bowl, you see the bowl is still there...this is one hundred, it's enough, huh!"

Zhao Qingcang was stunned. How could this girl be so shameless at such a young age? Does Laozi seem to care about that point of circulation?

Just listen to Lin Chou faintly, "Everyone."

"Yep?"

A group of people focused their attention on Lin Chou. As the boss, he must stand up at this time to stop this unfair behavior.

So Lin Chou repeated,

"It doesn't matter who ordered, 40,000 per person."

"what!!"

Potted plant was horrified, as if someone stabbed her, then screamed,

"Forty thousand per person?!"

Zhao Qingcang suddenly lost his anger. Seeing this little girl stingy and asking her to take out the money, it seemed more relieved than smoking her?

So he took out a card and slammed it on the table, shouting,

"Don't move!"

"..."

Lao Zhao is full of vigor, and he points out the names one by one like a country.

"You, you, you and you, the big guy and the three silly boys over there, this meal, I'll treat you, take it!"

Of course Lin Chou wouldn't be polite. He was afraid that this old man would be ruining his debts, so he brushed back the big-breasted sister's share.

The potted plant blinked and suddenly jumped out of the chair when Lin Chou thought she was going to eat the king's meal and ran away.

The potted plant turned around in a circle, and it seemed that a skirt woven of some fine fluffy grass blades floated up.

Even a few flowers sprout automatically on top of the head, turning into a colorful wreath,

"Brother Chou, the Lun family wears a short skirt..."

Lin Chou's eyes were dark and shaky.

"Look at me so beautiful, they are so ugly, why are they worth 40,000? This is unfair, you are a fraudulent consumer, and I have to complain to the Commission for your discriminatory behavior!"

Zhao Qingcang roared and couldn't help it anymore.

As the saying goes, killing a hundred generals is not as interesting as killing one, so...

Fuck reason, Lao Tzu's fist is reason!

"I'm going to tear you up for drinking!"

"and many more!"

"People are going to die, and their words are good, stinky girl, what else do you have to say?"

"You are Zhao Qingcang... Aunt Lin's face was cured by me!!!"

The potted plant said quickly.

Old Zhao's complexion changed drastically, blinking, blinking again,

"Ahem, it turns out that you are the little genius doctor Zuo, hahaha...misunderstanding...misunderstanding! Really flooded the Dragon King Temple, the family doesn't know the family anymore, hahaha..."

Zhao Qingcang scratched his head and laughed awkwardly.

It is a pity that Lin Chou secretly, this is a familiar line, a familiar taste.

Sure enough, it makes sense for the heroes of the ancient times to do good deeds without leaving a name. You see, they are recognized.

Lao Zhao, you have missed a great opportunity to kill the people.

Zhao Qingcang rubbed his cuff against the chair, and said diligently.

"Come here, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down hahaha."

"Humph!"

Zhao Qingcang didn't care at all, "Little genius doctor, Arlene...how long will it take for her face to fully recover?"

The potted plant sits on a chair with its feet up,

"My aunt.... I have always been honest in my business. Aunt Lin's face was hurt for too long and she didn't know what medicine she used. Her skin was already qualitative and she had an extraordinary resistance to foreign objects. Even me. Dabao essence can only moisturize things silently, and it is impossible to cure the disease. If you want to completely restore the previous appearance, it will take at least one or two years."

"One or two years?" Uncle Zhao's face was stiff.

"Why, it's too slow, too slow, do you find someone else? My aunt's grandmother isn't taking care of it!"

Lao Zhao suddenly panicked, "Don't don't, little genius doctor, I didn't mean that. In this world, where can you find a genius doctor who can cure Arlene's face?"

"Humph!"

Old Zhao completely transformed into a dog-legged look, and that expression is estimated that Lord Shan will be embarrassed when he sees it.

Old Zhao Sheng served a bowl of dog meat,

"Ahem, the little genius still loves this bite of fairy meat. Well, the stew is really good. Come here, while it’s hot, one black, two yellow, three flowers and four white. I don’t know it, why five seats and six banquets? Don't retreat?"

"Yep."

The potted plant reserved Zhao's bowl and sipped the soup.

The good dog meat itself can present a warm brown-red hue, no matter how it is stewed, the meat is tough and not strong, rotten but not greasy, and has a unique rich aroma.

Especially in this big pot of stew, the taste of a pot of meat is almost melted into the soup.

Pay attention to this pot of fragrant broth before the cataclysm:

The soup that is stewed without oil is almost colorless and transparent, and is called clear soup; the soup that is stewed without oil is brown-red or orange, and is also called golden soup.

Because dog meat is a hot food, it should not be boiled repeatedly to increase anger, and there is basically no such thing as old soup.

The potted plant was very satisfied and his big eyes brightened. She seemed to be in a much better mood, she asked,

"Well... what is one black, two yellow, three flowers and four hundred?"

Old Zhao said with a smile, "Of course it's dog meat, this dog meat, there are so many doors...I tell you..."

The potted plant screamed, and suddenly a mouthful of soup sprayed Lao Zhao's face all over his head, "Doggougou...you said this is dog meat??"

"correct."

The potted plant slumped on the chair, and then his eyes were red, "God damned iron rooster, you, you, you, really ate Xiaoxue?!"

Lin Chou was simply inexplicable, "What Xiaoxue?"

"It's the little snow I brought over that day!"

Fortunately, when Lin Chou mentioned it, his eyebrows were twisted together, but that day she ran over with a Husky wolf...

The potted plant burst into tears and shed tears, choked and said,

"Uuuuu.... I took care of it since Xiaoxue hadn’t opened my eyes, feeding her, feeding her, walking around, shoveling **** and wiping urine, she was like my child... She grew up and took her out to meet the world, you, you actually..."

Lin Chou was embarrassed. Are you crying? !

"Uuuu.... Grandma aunt taught her that humans will not harm her. Humans are her friends. Xiaoxue has already learned to sit down and'sit down and give you delicious food' and'walk with my sister to find delicious food'. , "Don't bite your teeth and give you delicious", "bite him and give you delicious" such complicated commands...you, you, you, you actually...eat it??"

The cries of the potted plants are like cuckoos crying blood, and the sound is stern and stern, and the words are pressing and stinging.

For a while, even the wandering demons blushed and lowered their heads, after all, he was the one who had the most enjoyment just now.

"Do you know that it will be the first monster capable of fighting that is tamed by humans in Mingguang's history? Do you know what kind of price Xiaoxue can sell?! You can't afford it if you sell it? She! Grandma's dowry counts on her!! Uuuuu...you pay, you pay me!"

Lin Chou was almost twisted to his waist by a 720-degree Thomascar crotch loop, including the few people in the small hall, all in a shaky appearance.

Lin Chousheng was afraid that the potted plant would say something crooked, and he held his forehead.

"Well, Xiaoxue is fine, take it and go quickly!!"

There were tears in the potted eyes.

The small cherry mouth opens to the limit, as big as a walnut!

"what?"

"Xiaoxue, outside, the coconut tree hut hides from the rain, take your dog, and leave Lao Tzu's sight!!"

The potted plants went happily, and the crisp laughter like wind chimes echoed outside the small hall.

"Yeah, Xiaoxue, oooooo...It's so nice that you're okay...it scares me to death...I thought you...hehehe...mu..."

Lin Chou shrugged off the cold sweat on his forehead and said disdainfully.

"Cut, merchant with the smell of copper, the iron rooster that got into Qian's eyes!"

Xiao Wu, bodyguard number one or two, Zhao Qingcang, the wandering demon, and Big Breast Sister, the scorching eyes of everyone in the room made Lin Chou a little dizzy.

"Ahem, it all depends on what this handsome does?"

Wu Kedao,

"Brother Lin, people live a face."

Old Zhao answered,

"The tree lives a skin and a human being, but it can't be faceless and skinless."

"..."

This handsome is bright, this handsome is generous!

Lin Chou didn't want to discuss the established facts with this group of open-eyed nonsense people. It would be a waste of time to talk to them.

time is money!

"Wait!" Old Zhao said with a startled surprise, "The dog in this pot is not the dog that walked outside just now, no wonder it is poisonous!"

Why didn't you say that you are capable? What about your dignity and your fierceness-what kind of **** little genius doctor was allowed to eat it?

Lao Zhao suddenly sighed extremely sadly, Lin Chou's scalp numb when he heard that voice.

"My poor... Arlene!"

"Aunt Lin, who is yours?"

Lin Chou's heart has actually been rolled away. Aunt Lin wouldn't be Lao Zhao's wife, right?

Zhao Qingcang rolled his eyes instantly, "Little bastard, what can't you learn from other people's gossip?"

"Obviously you are the first..."

"Lao Tzu, what's wrong, what's wrong with Lao Tzu, just say! Take the card back to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is leaving...Two little bastards, neither of them will let Lao Tzu worry."

Zhao Qingcang kicked the door open with a bang, and walked away with a horoscope.

It's just that the figure from the back, no matter how you look at it, it's a bit of a panic.

Lin Chou sneered,

"Pretends to look alike, but this handsome has already seen everything through."

The wandering demon held the bowl, "Why do you see it?"

Lin Chou stretched his tone and said, "Hey, Lao Zhao, you forgot to wear your clothes!"

A hand was quickly reached outside the door, and the clothes hanging on the wall disappeared in an instant.

Lin Chou seemed to be talking to himself, whispering,

"The second time."

"Little bastard!!!"

But Lao Zhao didn't kill him again, but ran away quickly.

...

Thirty miles away from the Lin’s House, a potted plant drove her pink car.

In the co-pilot's position, a big snow-white dog sat honestly, stretched out his tongue and looked very well-behaved.

The potted plant patted his chest and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Xiaoxue, you said my aunt's grandma is not that good."

"Wow!"

"Hmph, I am the big beauty on the left, handsome guy in the mountains, it's all in my hands!"

"Wow!"

"Huh!"

A dark shadow flashed by the car like a gallop, pulling out a long, empty, water-free corridor in the rain, even her car staggered.

The potted plant was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily for a long time.

"Damn old miscellaneous hair, you are dead, my grandmother's Dabao essence will increase in price from this second."

"50%, no, twice!"

...

The rain outside is getting heavier, Lin Chou said,

"Brother You, it seems that the rain will not stop for a while, you can make do with the night in the gazebo in the yard."

The wanderer grinned.

"Thank you, boss Lin."

Wu Ke looked expectant, "Brother Sorrow, what about me, Brother Sorrow."

"You, the cabin below, I still confiscated your rental fee, right?"

Wu Ke narrowed his neck, "I'm going now, now I'm going."

His eyes looked at the rain curtain, very melancholy.

My own bodyguards, if you walk in the rain again, you will probably belch, and you may not know when they will recover, waste material!

After arranging the guests, Lin Chou walked slowly into the rain.

After a while, the prompts of the **** system began to refresh,

"Dip, the degree of compatibility with the host is increased by 0.0002%."

After half a minute,

"Dip, the degree of compatibility with the host is increased by 0.0000015."

Sometimes two texts can be refreshed every second, sometimes they don't even move in one minute, and the numbers are as many as they want, and there are no regularities.

Although I don’t know the usefulness of this degree of fit, Lin Chou instinctively believes that no matter what the origin of this **** system, at least it will not hurt him, and it has indeed brought him extraordinary things. Benefits, of course, the higher the degree of fit, the better.

Humans before the cataclysm, don’t you always pay attention to system maintenance and upgrades when you play an online game — maybe there will be upgrade packages and other things like gifts, oh ha ha ha!

Lin Chou thought to himself, but saw the fur ball leaping over from the rain, greasy in his arms, relaxing the hyphae, like a stuffed toy the size of a leather ball. Huhu, swollen.

"Grumbling, grumble."

The fur ball rubbed for a while and made a slight snoring sound, which seemed to be asleep.

Lin Chou gently stroked the fur ball, and the fur ball rarely showed its body. It was usually the size of a tennis ball. It was covered with hyphae, which was its defensive posture.

"Well, you grew up so much?"

Lin Chou measured it, and the ball of hair was almost half the diameter of his elbow.

If it keeps going on like this, won't it become a huge ball?

"Di, the degree of compatibility with the host reaches 1.5%.

The host is requested to make persistent efforts to complete the tasks released by this system and improve the degree of fit.

When the degree of compatibility with the host reaches 10%, additional reward tasks will be released. .

When the degree of compatibility with the host reaches 15%, the system maintenance module will be activated and new system functions will be unlocked. "

"and many more!"

Lin Chou muttered silently in his heart, "Fucking system, you don't seem to have released a task to improve the degree of fit, right?"

"Stupid low-level primates, this system has of course issued such tasks. Because the host completes the tasks extremely slowly and is extremely inactive, this system cancels the release of such tasks."

Well, Lin Chou scorned, his attempt to get past the confession failed.

"Then, can the fit task be released now?"

"Di, the host was extremely disappointed by the performance of completing the fit task, and the system decided to raise the release level of this type of task by one level.

When the system, host, and small library level is two, the fit task will continue to be released. "

Lin Chou was at level zero at first, but he was instantly promoted to level one after completing an initial task. This is still fresh in his memory, and he immediately grasped the point.

"How to upgrade the level?"

Yellow,

"Stupid low-level primates, spicy chickens full of guinea fowl manure in their brains, and bleak carbon-based monkeys abandoned by their ex-girlfriends. If you ask such questions again, the system will severely punish you, **** it!"

"Ahem, or this time, just tell this commander first?"

"Di, complete the only task in Hexi for ten years, and you can upgrade to system level one."

MMP, it's the **** ten years in Hexi again, and it's the broken dish that can't be sold at all. There is still Lin Chou's life left behind for ten months!

"Beep beep beep system, beep beep, beep, MMP."

The **** system obviously couldn't grasp the point of MMP's words, and it was missed.

Lin Chou felt a bit dark and proud in his heart, and then he hated himself again, Lin Chou, Lin Chou, are you so satisfied?

No, how is it possible!

I'm Lin Sorrow, but a man who wants to be the God of Cooking in the last days, of course can't suffer such insults!

So he became so angry that his dantian tongue was full of flowers, and he shouted with all his strength,

"MMP...MMP...MMP..."

The wandering demon who got into the pavilion just about to rest was startled, his eyes hesitated when he looked at Lin Chou.

For a while,

"Well, boss Lin, are you in a bad mood, or... play a round of billiards and I will play a shot with you?"

Lin Chou was discouraged for a while, "No need."

Wu Ke, who stood at the door looking around, shouted,

"I know I can play, how about a bet?"

The wandering demon was interested, "What are you betting on?"

Wu Ke glanced at his unbelievable bodyguard No. 1 and 2, gritted his teeth.

"I won, you send me back to the nest under the mountain, I lost, tomorrow's breakfast, I invite it!"

The wandering demon scratched his head,

"I can eat very much."

"I'll talk after you beat me!"

Classmate Xiao Wu has already made a small calculation, even if he loses, what can he do, Lin Chou's iron **** is too lazy to die, breakfast is either steamed buns or salt-baked chicken. If he eats it again, can he eat it?

"A gentleman said."

"It's hard to chase a horse!"