Doomsday Pavilion

Unlucky?

Hehe~

Compared with the innocence and respect (ao) and strictness (jiao) of the baby girl, that is nothing!

Seeing or not knowing, I was shocked at first sight.

The uncle Warlock, who made everyone in Mingguang feel stunned and eager to hold his head, never relied on strength, but his unlucky attributes that would be contagious.

In any case, it is the first time in their lives that 100% of people have seen a warlock being beaten up by a group.

I have to say that the uncle Warlock is really a potential all-purpose sandbag. Every time the illusory spirit body gets punched and kicked, a gray mist bursts out, just like shouting out the confidence and pride of the cement at the entrance of the village. It gives people a very special sense of accomplishment, and of course the onlookers are also particularly enjoyable.

Fists and fists to the flesh and feet into the soul, fists and feet and the spirit body are like dry wood meeting a raging fire, and they have to chuckle and burn.

Lin Chou opened his mouth and stood there solemnly for a long time.

After thinking about it, after all, he put the soup bowl in his hand on the table next to Master Warlock...

Well, after all, anger is hard to commit.

The warlock stretched out his trembling hand,

"Lin Zi you..."

Lin Chouquan didn't hear it.

A few minutes later, Si Gao made the same screams as she did not meet her identity when she saw the discount promotion in the supermarket.

"This, this! The product of the rules?"

Uncle Warlock glanced at Wei Qingyu helplessly, in exchange for huge blank eyes.

I have to say, to a certain extent, the beauty of Yinyan is really the eldest sister Wei Qingyu and the uncle Warlock...er...common...er...

Anyway, just think about this stuff in your heart, and it's going to kill you if you say it.

"The world is amazing!" Si Gao's unparalleled mental power fluctuations washed back and forth on Wei Qingyu's body like a huge ocean, causing her clothes to hunt and hunt. He sighed while scanning, "Fragile carbon-based creatures, but With this kind of bug-like ability, isn't this young lady a child of the plane?"

Master Warlock muttered,

"Language talent is okay. I only came here twice to learn Chinese."

Wei Qingyu's eyes crossed.

"You're a gangster? Believe it or not, my mother gave you a finger on the spot?"

Few people have been forcibly scanned by mental power. Wei Qingyu feels like being stripped of Chi Guoguo and standing in front of a void creature and letting him play with it, there is no secret from the inside out.

The weak version of the uncle Warlock urged while sucking the almighty pig blood soup.

"Yes, poke him with a finger, and he can't take care of himself. At least one-third of his will has been transferred to this clone. You can smash one more as soon as you go down with your finger!"

The will is divided into two, one-third and two-thirds, so theoretically it seems that two-thirds are indeed one-third fathers?

Si Gao was terrified,

#`O′)..."

With the competitive pressure on the void side, his strength suddenly weakened by one-third, fearing that he would be chewed by some guys and there would be no bones left.

Wei Qingyu sneered.

Si Gao said with a soft emotion,

"The main material plane cannot be generalized to the lower planes. Human beings are indeed a race favored by the Creator."

The warlock filled his mouthful of pork blood soup, and the smell of onion in his mouth became obvious.

When he was about to get up, his body softened, but his whole body strength was lost again.

The warlock glanced sadly at the beauty of the silver flame who was seriously enjoying the bear paw.

"Fuck... come here... Linzitang... Soup... soon... I'm going to be squeezed dry..."

"This..." Si Gao looked weird, "It seems that this spirit body is not absorbing your power. I have not observed any energy channels. Your spiritual power and all energy seem to be dissipating out of thin air, just like that. Disappeared."

drop!

At this moment, Lin Chou's sight suddenly flashed and turned into a blue sky.

Just like the blue screen of an antique version of windows before the cataclysm, a huge amount of subtitles that cannot be counted are swiped out and refreshed on the retina at a speed of hundreds of thousands of revolutions per millisecond.

The intense pain and dizziness caused Lin Chou to sit on the ground, a warm nosebleed flowing down like a faucet that was turned on, a mouth full of blood.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Leng Han's eyes became dull instantly, and he stepped forward to Lin Chou's body. Lie Lie metal sounded, and the extremely dense metal was turned into a thousand two-hundred centimeters long thorns, with the tips pointing in all directions.

"Far away!" Leng Han whispered, "Soup!"

"Huh...huh?"

"soup!!!"

Wei Qingyu reacted quickly and immediately moved all the soup pots out of the kitchen.

Gudong Gudong...

Half a bucket of soup was forced down, Lin Chou spit out water bubbles like a drowning person.

"Okay...okay...I'm fine...hiccup~"

Lin Chou finally knew where Master Warlock's massive mental power and energy had gone.

"Di, the system has restarted."

With the crackling subtitles on the screen, Lin Chou left with the flood of subtitles without even reading a word.

"Dip, congratulations to the host for making a recognized delicacy (the only one), the pearl of the palm ￥%%#￥@... (crossed out)... the time the system was hit by an unknown source... force... tampering... repair In... Behind the scenes...￥#%#...(crossed out)...drops...drops...#￥@￥#@....Ten years of Hexi (?), first production Get a 120% special effect bonus, avoid some negative effects, and +1 all attributes."

Lin Chou:? ? ?

Isn't my special dog beeping system infected with something dirty on the ectopic plane...

broken? !

The subtitles mixed with garbled characters made it very difficult for Lin Chou to identify, and even the names of the dishes were crossed out and revised three times in succession.

"The host makes high-quality dishes without being taught by the system, and the extra reward is +1."

"Nature's Mark: Those who eat this dish will increase their strength, agility, and endurance. The increase value is determined by the activity of plants within a five-kilometer radius.

Hunting instinct: For those who eat this dish, the movement speed is increased by the force of nature. When the hunting instinct is activated, any effect that affects the movement speed is forced to be removed.

Nature's Fury: If the person who eats this dish dies, it will summon a powerful giant tree to chase down the enemy.

Grip of Thorns: Those who eat this dish have a certain chance to summon tough thorns to entangle the enemy during battle.

Provocation: When the person who eats this dish has the blood of the bear clan, activates the power of the bear clan bloodline, taunts the surrounding enemies with a roar and makes them lose their minds to attack the snarler. The range is subject to the enemy's hearing.

Rage: Those who eat this dish can activate the Rage ability once every 136 hours for 59 seconds, ignoring fatal damage, ignoring the deceleration effect, and ignoring equal pressure, and the attack effect is locked at 100%.

Biting: Anyone who eats this dish has a certain chance of biting any creature to infect it with the incurable rabies virus.

National Treasure Kinship: If you use this dish, if you have the blood of the bear clan, there is a small chance of becoming a national treasure. When attacked, there is a certain chance that the opponent will sit in prison or be headshot by peanuts of unknown origin. . "

"Di, Didi, warning... When the system is from an unknown source... tampering... repairing hard... please wait..."

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At the same time, someone holding a small boat picking pink flowers in the Qinshan Blood Lake suddenly widened his eyes.

"Oh oh, grandma aunt waited for more than a dozen reincarnations, and finally came~"

This grandma backhand grabbed the huge treasure bag that was about to explode, and pierced her head into the mouth of the bag.

"Where is it...my wallet...well...this is not...this is not...what is this...underwear? Why is it A, my aunt is 38D, get out of here!"