Don’t Pretend to be Poor with Me

Chapter 13: scumbag

Xia Zhiye returned from changing the medicine, Song Yan was already on the bed.

Sleep on the innermost side, facing the window, wrapped in a quilt, only revealing the dark back of the head.

Knowing that he didn't sleep well, Xia Zhiye didn't call him.

Sit down, turn on the computer, and after seeing a long list of messages from [Lao Niang Meiqiye], he tapped the keyboard and went back.

[Pure and Beautiful Boys’ High School Online Pick-up and Play]: I have class tomorrow, so I don’t have time.

[Old mother beautiful and wild]: 嘤夤嘤, my dearest brother, your sister really can't go to the master, as long as you take me to the master, everything is easy to say.

& nbsp;

Xia Zhiye is not very addicted to playing LOL, but it is still powerful.

His cousin, Xia Yu, is just the opposite.

So Xia Zhiye's attitude towards this matter is very firm.

[Youth and beautiful male high school students play online]: Sorry, knowledge is the only way to change the fate of mankind, please don't affect my study.

[The old lady is beautiful and wild]:? ? ?

After replying, Xia Zhiye ignored his sister's bombardment and was about to go offline, but found that a new news came in.

[The rich and the rich]: Little brother, play the king with you, two hundred per game, can you take it?

[People are beautiful, rich and rich]: QAQ

Shang Huai wanted to change his guitar during the summer vacation, but he didn't have enough money, and he didn't give it, so he registered an account of [Sexy and Beautiful Male High School Students Online Pickup and Play], trying to be self-reliant.

In the end, because the technology was too bad, I was complained by buyers many times, so I called Zhou Ziqiu and Xia Zhiye ten times a day in the morning and evening. He was hanged at the gate of the Xia family villa.

In the end, the two were so annoyed that they couldn't stand it, so they claimed an account of [Pure and Beautiful Boys' High School Online Pickup and Play] and [Cute and Beautiful Boys' High School Online Pickup and Play], and the three of them worked together. My son, with the most indecent name, doing the most serious accompaniment and power training, in the end, he was stunned to collect the guitar money.

I will catch up with the start of school later, I have no time to play games, and I have no time to change my ID.

I didn't expect that there would be business coming to you.

[Pure and Beautiful Boys' High School Online Pick-up and Play]: Sorry, I don't pick up.

[People are rich and rich]:?

[Pure and beautiful male high school students play online]: Don't cheat the little girl's money.

After Xia Zhiye replied this sentence, he went to the bathroom to take a shower, and it seemed that he really had no interest.

Song Yan, who was left in the quilt, looked at the screen: "?"

What does it mean to not cheat the little girl's money? It's said that everyone likes people, beautiful, rich and rich women?

This person is sick.

Song Yan felt that she had done her best, and Xia Zhiye pulled him down without appreciating it.

As soon as the phone is locked, the eyes are closed, and the love is dripping.

He doesn't care about this shit.

Maybe it was because of taking medicine, as soon as I closed my eyes, drowsiness struck.

Hazy, he seemed to hear someone wearing clothes.

Song Yan lifted her eyelids with great effort, and saw that Xia Zhiye had already put on her school uniform, neatly dressed, and her school uniform shirt was buttoned to the top.

He asked in a hoarse voice, "Where are you going?"

Xia Zhiye ignored him and went straight out the door.

Song Yan was not at ease, and followed in a dizzy manner.

Walking like walking to a hotel.

Song Yan didn't know where this was, and just wanted to call out Xia Zhiye, when she saw a girl with big waves walking over in high heels in a style, then took out a handful of banknotes and went to Xia Zhiye. Edano threw his face: "Come to my room tonight."

Sister, I'm not yet an adult, sister..."

Fuck.

Song Yan suddenly woke up and sat up from the bed suddenly, a cold sweat broke out on her back.

Looking at it again, Xia Zhiye was still sitting in front of the computer wearing his One Piece pajamas, and he was relieved.

I couldn't help but scolded "Fuck" again.

What a **** idiot dream.

Grabbed her hair twice, lay down and prepared to go back to sleep, but when she closed her eyes, it was just the picture of her hot eyes and Xia Zhiye's voice calling her sister, and she couldn't forget it no matter how she turned it over and over.

Recalling it may lead to mental illness.

Song Yan couldn't take it anymore, she sat up again, took out her mobile phone, opened the companion app, clicked on Xia Zhiye's avatar, and resent: [No mic, no private chat, no nonsense, It's not convenient for the PC side, you can only play the glory of the king, three hundred and one games, love it or not. ]

Xia Zhiye was still checking the relevant policies about the little mahjong going to kindergarten, when he suddenly saw such a message pop up on the screen, he raised his eyebrows and thought, the little girl is quite temperamental.

And I don't know if Song Yan is used to being scolded, but when he saw this sentence, he automatically made up Song Yan's stinky face and cold tone, even that look The rich and second generation of money is very similar to the dung.

It was interesting.

But he doesn't have any orders for now.

Soon to be blocked, Shang Huai's news came.

[Peerless cute little businessman]: Brother Ye, let me tell you something.

[Wild]: ?

[Peerless and cute little businessman]: Our beautiful male high school trio may have to go back to the old business.

[Wild]: ? ?

[Peerless cute little businessman]: This is the case, I saw a company recruiting trainees today and accepting demos.

[Wild]: So?

[Peerless cute little businessman]: So I still lack a Yamaha UP22C.

[Wild]:…

Fuck you.

Xia Zhiye glanced at Shang Huai's grinning idiot's head, and when he threw his phone away, he thought he had never given birth to this mentally retarded son.

However, as soon as he turned his eyes back to the computer screen, looked at the news on it, and remembered that Shang Huai, that idiot, seemed to have such a dream in his life, he couldn't help but took the phone back.

[Wild]: Okay, let me show you what a father's love is like a mountain.

Speak and quickly move your fingers on the keyboard.

[Pure and beautiful male high school students pick up and play online]: No mic, no private chat, no contact information, no video, no responsibility for comfort and coaxing. Business hours, Monday to Friday, 10:00 pm to 1:00 am, weekends are free, make an appointment one hour in advance, 20 rounds, stabilize the King of Glory, and the platform is now closed.

Song Yan looked at this long reply and felt that Xia Zhiye had some problems.

Although he has never asked to play with him, if playing with him has this attitude, Song Yan can beat the other party so much that his mother doesn't recognize him.

And he doesn't listen when he speaks well, so he has to **** off to take care of him, 300 rounds have to be cut to 20 rounds, and cerebral thrombosis can't do it for ten years.

But better than going astray.

Song Yan thought of the picture of the hot eyes in the dream before, and returned a word with disgust: [OK]

After receiving the reply, Xia Zhiye turned off the computer and prepared to go to bed, without any intention of chatting.

I just turned around and saw Song Yan playing on the phone, and asked, "Why haven't you slept yet?"

It's not that you went to the hotel with others in the middle of the night.

Song Yan said indifferently: "You didn't sleep either?"

Xia Zhiye: "There is something."

Song Yan: "What's the matter?"

Xia Zhiye lifted the quilt and sat on the bed: "It's nothing, just handed over the business with a little fool with a lot of money."

Song Yan: "?"

Reacting that the little fool with a lot of money may be talking about himself, his face collapsed, he directly pulled the quilt and wrapped it inside, turned to face the wall, and did not leave Xia Zhiye any warmth.

Xia Zhiye watched the quilt slide over him: "?"

Why is this young master suddenly losing his temper?

Probing: "How about you give me a little quilt? It's still cold."

Cold to death.

Song Yan turned around and wrapped her tightly.

Xia Zhiye dragged the corner: "Just share with me?"

Song Yan ignored her completely.

Hey, this little temper, I need to deal with it.

Xia Zhiye got up directly, and even picked up the quilt.

Song Yan suddenly lost weight and opened her eyes wide: "Xia Zhiye, what the **** are you doing."

"What can I do, sleep."

Find the head of the quilt, put Song Yan back on the bed, hold the corner of the quilt, and shake it, Song Yan rolls out.

Strictly, can't resist.

Then she closed her eyes contentedly: "Okay, go to sleep, good night."

Song Yan struggled and failed countless times, but the other party remained motionless and fell asleep: "..."

Fuck.

181 and 187 are so different.

Tomorrow he will gain weight and muscle, and he will not be called Song Daxi unless he kills this idiot.

Probably because of being pressed by someone, Song Yan dreamed of being licked by the golden retriever all night.

When she woke up, she saw Xia Zhiye wiping her hair and walking out of the bathroom topless, closing her eyes numbly.

Forget it, talk to a dog about shame.

turned sideways, intending to continue sleeping.

Xia Zhiye walked to the bed and pulled the quilt: "Get up, don't be late again."

Song Yan closed his eyes and pulled the quilt back, covering his waist: "Don't pull, just for a while."

"The first Luo Wei's class."

"Say, just a while."

"There are still 18 minutes to close the school gate. It's too late. Be good, be obedient." fish.

Song Yan covered the quilt tightly, and patted his hand irritably: "I've said it, just for a while, don't **** it."

"In the morning, the anger is so heavy..."

Before he finished speaking, Xia Zhiye stopped his hand on Song Yan.

Song Yan froze while clutching the quilt.

The air fell into an awkward silence.

The next second, Song Yan raised her leg and kicked Xia Zhiye fiercely.

Xia Zhiye was quick-witted and grabbed his ankle: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, everyone is a man, everyone understands, I will keep it a secret for you."

Keep your mom secret.

Song Yan's face was thin, and her ears were already red. She struggled a bit and tried to free her ankles, but her strength was not as strong as Xia Zhiye's.

Xia Zhiye watched his ears go from white to pink to red, and couldn't help laughing: "Little classmate, why not? I accidentally touched it, can I be ashamed like this?"

Ashamed of your mother.

Song Yan sat up and threw a punch.

Xia Zhiye hurriedly freed up his other hand to grab his wrist bone: "Don't worry, although you look pretty, I will never have any unreasonable thoughts about you, Just by accident."

Not yours.

Song Yan finally couldn't hold back, she cut back and knocked Xia Zhiye down, then dragged him to the bed by the collar and beat him.

However, considering Xia Zhiye's injuries, he didn't do anything ruthless.

After the beating, Song Yan and Song Xiaoyan both calmed down.

Xia Zhiye held back a smile and threw him a black T-shirt: "Your clothes were taken away by grandma early in the morning and washed, so let's make do with them."

The time was too late, Song Yan didn't take a closer look, took the T-shirt and put a set on him, brushed his teeth, washed his face, scratched his hair twice, and went out the door with his schoolbag on his back.

Xia Zhiye has launched that pink bike.

Song Yan: "My legs are already healed."

Xia Zhiye: "But it's too late."

Xia Zhiye: "The first Luo Wei's class."

Xia Zhiye: "A five-hundred-character review by the Daming Lake."

“…”

Song Yan resigned herself to the pink bicycle that was destined to be.

Arriving at the gate of the school happens to be the most crowded time.

The big fool Shang Huai saw the two from a distance, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Damn, Song Yan, why are you wearing Xia Ye's clothes? Has your relationship developed to this point? "

Originally, Song Yan and Xia Zhiye were very eye-catching in the crowd, so when they shouted, everyone at the school gate turned their heads in unison.

Then I saw Xia Zhiye wearing a white letter T-shirt, holding a bag of soy milk, one foot on the pedal, the other leg resting on the ground lazily.

Behind him, Song Yan held Xia Zhiye's schoolbag in one hand, the same type of soy milk in the other, and was wearing a black letter T-shirt of the same type.

That T-shirt is a little too big.

Song Yan's height is estimated to be about 1.8 meters, but the T-shirt on him is nearly 1.9 meters. People are thin.

Suddenly it has that taste.

The eyes of most of the girls here became subtle, and there was a faint excitement that straight men could not understand.

The two straight men were unaware.

Xia Zhiye replied directly: "He went to my house to sleep yesterday. He didn't bring a change of clothes, so he wore mine, what's wrong?"

The voice fell, and there seemed to be a screeching sound in the air.

Everyone looked to the corner.

A girl with two ponytails who ran to the classroom of Class 1, 2 and 2 every day to sway around covered her chest and slowly fell down.

"It's nothing, just a broken girl's heart."

Xia Zhiye and Song Yan parked the car, and when they walked slowly to the class, the twin tails happened to pass them by.

The direction is coming from their seats.

Xia Zhiye put down his schoolbag and asked Xiaopang, "What's the matter?"

"Oh, nothing, she just came to take back the chocolates she gave you last night."

"?"

"Also let me tell you that her long love for you has come to an end, please forget her."

“??”

"And let you treat your new love well. Although your love is against ethics, she will sincerely bless you."

“???”

Xia Zhiye turned to Song Yan with a puzzled face.

Song Yan coldly gave him two words: "Scumbag."

"…" Xia Zhiye, "????"

Where the **** is this.

I didn't understand from beginning to end when the chocolate was given, why it was suddenly taken back, and who was this girl, and who was the so-called new love, Xia Zhiye was already sitting in Song Yan's heart It is true that there are more than 40 girlfriends in the image of a scumbag, and I don't know anything about it.

It's psychedelic.

Xia Zhiye was psychedelic, Ruan Tian had already entered the classroom, and after habitually said a few precautions, he opened his mouth with an unbearable expression: "Then what, classmates, immediately nine It's the end of the month..."

Cultural and entertainment committee member Kong Xiaoxiao covered her ears.

The end of September and the end of March each year are the cultural and art weeks of the third middle school. Each class has a program. For most classes, this is an activity to cultivate sentiment. For the first class, it was a calamity of a group of demons dancing wildly.

They are the class of the first semester of high school. There are 39 students in the class and 4 girls in total, so with such a strange difference in the ratio of males and females, they wrote on the long river of art in Nanwu No.3 Middle School The legendary story of being kicked off the stage by the principal because the chorus was too unpleasant.

Kong Xiaoxiao is still reluctant to recall that dark history.

Tian Ruan encouraged her: "This year we are different."

Kong Xiaoxiao covered her ears and didn't want to listen.

Ruan Tian continued to encourage: "This time the first prize class will have a bonus of 2,000 yuan."

Kong Xiaoxiao covered her ears and still didn't want to listen.

Ruan Tian can only make a big move: "If you win the first prize, the teacher will make up another thousand yuan, plus the salary, how about everyone going to eat and bake together?"

Kong Xiaoxiao put down her hand: "Okay, teacher, do you think it's better for chubby to dance ballet or walk a tightrope face to face? I can do it."

"..." Ruan Tian, "You don't have to be so curious, it's the truth."

"Want another chorus?"

"Farewell, the principal is old, we can't afford to pay."

"Then dance? There are just four girls in our class, dancing four little swans, perfect."

"No, we are all from the school dance troupe. We are going to rehearse the opening dance. The class will definitely not be able to attend."

"Fuck, then what should we do, even if the Drainage Margin has a Golden Lotus Ernian?"

"But in the case of our class's serious lack of artistic level, at most we can arrange a drama."

"Didn't the class make a funny version of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai before, and the effect is good?"

"The problem is that Zhu Yingtai has gone to rehearsal for the chorus, what should I do with the rest of Liang Shanbo and Ma Wencai?"

"Isn't it enough to reverse the string?"

As soon as the voice fell, the audience fell silent.

Kong Xiaoxiao: "Little Fatty, you are a genius."

Little Fatty: "Thank you, but who is the question?"

It was quiet again.

Then Song Yan, who was concentrating on fighting with the pulley trolley, suddenly felt a group of unfriendly gazes, and when she looked up, she found that everyone was looking at him with affection and malicious intent.

Song Yan: "?"

Song Yan looked at him: "Have you decided where to bury?"

Little Fatty shut up: "I'm sorry to bother you."

He looked up at Ruan Tian again.

Ruan Tian gave a motherly expression of sending her son on an expedition: "Song Yan, the future of the first class depends on you."

The whole class nodded: "Yes! The future of the first class depends on you!"

Song Yan didn't care about the future of the first class, and looked indifferent: "Have you seen Lin Daiyu pulling the weeping willow upside down?"

The crowd shook their heads.

"Then have you seen Voldemort carry a **** and bury flowers?"

Everyone shook their heads again.

"So you want to see me play Zhu Yingtai because you have some serious brain disease?"

Everyone nodded frantically without hesitation.