Don’t Mess with Shennong

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Village director Wang Jingyi was forced to scold by Wang Ping'an, Nima, I admit that wine is good, but you have to give me a chance to breathe?

Didn't I just mock you a few words, as for catching me fiercely? What's wrong with calling you two stupid, what's wrong with pulling you to accompany the drink, I'm the village director, so I am so happy.

Don't you say you can't drink? Why drink so hard? In a flash, how many drinks?

Secretary Wang Deli laughed: "Boy, Erbao is still a child. The child is full of heart. If you want to honor you, you can't counsel."

"If it doesn't work, forget it?" Wang Degui used to be a bastard. He can take whatever he wants. It's a little expert in making up swords, knowing he can't offend.

Men ca n’t say no, Wang Jingyi feels that if he really counsels today, there will be rumors of “no” tomorrow in the village.

For the sake of the man's face, he must be tough.

Thinking of this, Wang Jingyi gritted his teeth, put the chopsticks on the table, and touched the cup with Wang Ping'an.

"Yes, do it. I don't believe me Wang Jingyi has been in the winery for thirty years, but I can't drink a half-old child."

Grunt.

The two raised their necks and drank the wine from the glasses.

"Massive, Uncle Jingyi is really massive. Come on, good things come together, let's do another one."

"..." MMP, you idiot, where did you learn these winery routines and give Laozi a chance to eat some dishes?

If I do n’t drink, I really do n’t drink. Even if I say no, I do n’t drink, and since I ’m not a village cadre, I wo n’t drink.

I haven't tasted the good food at a table yet. I just drank it.

But after pouring the wine, Wang Ping's glass came again, ding, and made a panic sound.

"Dry, don't drink is a puppy!" Wang Ping'an shouted a childish slogan again.

"..." Alas, knowing not to provoke this idiot, his chest hurts!

Grunt, grunt!

Wang Ping'an started from the closest excuse to two good things, and then Sanyang Kaitai.

It was a grand slam, and he drank Wang Jingyi under the table and couldn't pull it out.

"If it doesn't come out, the man's husband will not come out if he can't say it."

"Haha, you thought I was stupid, and once you came out, you forced me to drink again."

"I'm not drunk, just a little dizzy, wait for me to rest for a while, then fight with you for 300 rounds! Er silly, you wait!"

Wang Jingyi was drunk, holding the legs of the table, and fell asleep. From time to time, one or two drunk words appeared, which was heavier than Wang Ping's stupidity.

He usually drank about one and a half pounds, but today he drank fast liquor. He didn't let him breathe in a single breath, and he didn't eat a few sips. When this pound of old liquor went down, he would not be drunk.

On the other hand, Wang Ping'an still didn't change his face, and he did not shake his hands when pouring wine.

Wang Pinghe chuckled and looked at Secretary Wang Deli.

Wang Deli shook his hand, and the piece of beef fell off. He thought that Wang Ping's smirk concealed murderousness.

"Erbao, your wine volume is okay. You have turned the village director all over. Just filled me with garlic. What did you say you wouldn't drink?" Wang Deli began to pull around, not giving him the opportunity to toast.

"I really can't drink alcohol, I don't drink it, I don't drink it in vain. I won't call it in short." Wang Pinglan stared at his innocent eyes and simply answered.

"..." This forceful pretender, Wang Deli can give him ninety-nine points.

"Uncle, I just patronized the toast to Uncle Jingyi and neglected you. Now I'm guilty. Come here. I'll drink two. Do you drink one?"

Having already done one, Wang Ping's bloated a little, and dared to speak out of two-on-one mad talk.

"Great nephew, we are our own, don't accidentally hurt your friends. You don't have to drink two. Bring your father. Let's drink half a cup and half a cup? What?"

The village party secretary estimated Wang Ping's combat effectiveness. This was to surrender. He called Wang Degui together. He did not believe that he even dared to get drunk.

"Then listen to Uncle, let's eat slowly and drink slowly." Wang Ping accepted as soon as he saw it, and defaulted on this plan.

From a senior point of view, the village party secretary Wang Deli and Wang Degui are the same person. In daily life, Wang Deli also takes care of people in this field and is close to him.

The village director Wang Jingyi is a member of another branch of the village. Although he is in the same village, he has a farther relationship.

Treating guests today, this is the meaning of his father Wang Degui. I want to find out what I mean by the village committee.

According to Wang Ping's idea, no one needs to invite, no matter how grandma is troubled, no matter whether it is to change the Taoyuan in the south, or the watermelon field in the north, his family will not suffer.

As long as there is Shennong mineral water, delicious fruits and vegetables of "variation" can be grown anywhere.

It's just that it's more troublesome to meet a grandmother who likes tossing. In a country where filial piety is important, she can only ignore her at most, can't fight or scold, and if she is slightly out of line, she will be poked by the villagers.

On the wine table, Wang Jingyi's troubles were gone, and the atmosphere was very harmonious and relaxed. After the five-pound barrel of old wine had been drunk, everyone came off.

Wang Deli drank swayingly, his face flushed, but his mind was clear and he could walk steadily without human support.

And Wang Jingyi was really drunk. After being lifted up by Wang Degui, he still walked three times and shouted: "Drinking ... I, I do n’t accept anyone ... I only hold the wall ... Slow down, let me vomit and vomit ... "

"..." The people were speechless.

Wang Pingping sent Wang Deli home, then brought tools and a big yellow dog, and went directly to the north to see the watermelon.

This is the task assigned to Wang Pingping by the system. He must be guarded for seven days. In order to reward him and not to be punished, he dare not slack off.

Today Wang Ping's carefully inspected the beds of the melon shed and found no poisonous snakes.

Outside the door, the rhubarb dog found a hedgehog stealing watermelon, screaming and scratching it with its claws, but the hedgehog was covered with thorns, and it had nowhere to speak, so anxious.

"OK, OK, haven't you heard an idiom that tells dogs to bite hedgehogs and have nowhere to talk?" Wang Pingan shouted.

"..." The big yellow dog glanced at Wang Ping'an silently, seeing that the owner was afraid to be interested, and had to return head downcast.

What idiom is not idiom, do not understand what you are talking about at all?

You have become so good lately, did you secretly make up classes?

Being a dog is stressful. If you want to keep up with your master, you have to work hard.

Since the watermelon was sprayed with Shennong mineral water, a lot of small animals have appeared in the melon field, especially at night, it is very lively.

But as long as it is not a particularly large animal and the damage to the watermelon is too serious, he does not care.

A little hedgehog, whatever you eat, how much can you eat?

To be human, you need to be more atmospheric, not because you are lazy.

Wang Pingan lit mosquito coils, undressed and lay on the bed, and soon fell asleep.

Wang Wang, Wang Wang, Wang Wangwang!

Three o'clock in the middle of the night, Wang Ping'an was awakened by a fierce dog barking. He was so angry that he was so noisy at night, could he sleep happily?

"What's the matter?" Wang Ping put on his shoes, holding his anger, and walked out of the melon shed.

The vaccine is fake, but the dog is real. Recently, even though he was very angry with the big yellow dog, he rarely beat him.

The big yellow dog looked innocent and barked a few times into the distance.

In the direction of its roar, through the moonlight, Wang Ping'an saw the hillside in the distance, and eight or nine hunting dogs besieged a half-sized wild boar, and he could still hear the short command sounds issued by the hunter to the hunting dog.

The wild boars around Huaxi Town are flooding, but this year has not yet entered the autumn, the frequency of wild boars going down the mountain is too high?