Divine-grade Evolution: God! My Gold Fish Is A Dragon!

Ye Haoran rushed into the bathroom, picked up various body washes and began to rinse.

After a while, Ye Haoran's face turned even darker looking at himself who was still dark.

If he keeps going dark like this, how can he see people!

If someone saw this on the street, they wouldn't be called a black catfish!

Suddenly, his eyes moved slightly, and his eyes gradually turned to a certain bottle behind the toilet.

Looking at the five big characters "Toilet Bleach" on the bottle, Ye Haoran was heartbroken, took it and used it.

After half a minute.

A miserable howl came from the bathroom, Ye Haoran looked at the wrist that had been bleached just now, and felt like ten thousand sheep ran past in his heart.

This blackness is really black from the inside out, the bleach is useless, even after rubbing his bald skin, there is no less blackness!

Throwing away the bleach, Ye Haoran got dressed and left the bathroom, slumped on the sofa and stared at the ceiling blankly.

He is a man of three feet, is he going to stay dark in his best years...

System, you bastard, you are not a human being!

At this moment, the system prompt suddenly appeared:

[Reminder: Host, please pay attention to your words and deeds]

Hi? You are still here to remind me!

Ye Haoran is so angry that I haven't found you yet for making such a mess of me, you are still here with a lot of things!

[It is detected that the host's outrageous words and deeds appear again, and punishment will be implemented]

In an instant, a strange electric current emerged from his body, causing Ye Haoran to scream, and collapsed on the sofa and shivered.

Is there any reason! I'm a victim, okay?

Ye Haoran looked at the ceiling wanting to cry, but his face was convulsed by the electric shock.

This system is uncomfortable if you don't scold it!

Just when he was thinking like this, the system prompt popped up just right:

[Reminder: If you are dissatisfied with this system, please... hold back]

Ye Haoran: °ー°〃

System, you are really good, you speak so well,

Unfortunately, I said you were smart before, but now it seems that you are really mentally retarded!

"laugh…"

A few more electric currents flashed across Ye Haoran's body, only the stubbornly raised **** proved that he was still struggling...

Gradually, night fell, and the whole room was shrouded in darkness.

Ye Haoran stared blankly on the sofa, not bothering to turn on the light.

His black body can completely blend with the night, and he has completely achieved a kind of invisible effect in the dark room.

Just when he had nothing to love, a soft voice suddenly came from the door of the hotel room:

"Crack, click..."

The handle of the electronic door suddenly began to turn slightly, and an ingenious and specially made iron piece was inserted through the crack of the door, hooked to the handle and pulled gently.

Ye Haoran was stunned immediately, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Ye Haoran: "⊙▽⊙"

Is this a thief?

I have nothing to steal, and you don’t even know the password when I give you the payment card!

Did you come to steal me?

"Crunch..."

With the turning of the door handle, Ye Haoran watched helplessly as the door was pushed open a crack.

Immediately afterwards, a figure wearing a mask and sunglasses quietly squeezed in. After entering the door, he immediately looked left and right,

After a while, the other party breathed a sigh of relief, and muttered in a low voice:

"As I expected, there was no one there."

Ye Haoran: "???"

What are you talking about?

I'll just sit on the sofa in front of you, okay?

Do you want to be so arrogant? I'm such a handsome guy, can't you see?

Eyes are a good thing, but unfortunately you don't seem to use them!

And you are too unprofessional, right? I didn't teleport into the room, as long as you squat down, you will know that there are people in this room!

Just when Ye Haoran was secretly unhappy, the man in the sunglasses had already started working on the other side.

"It's a good TV,"

The man in sunglasses knocked on the big TV in the living room, and said contentedly:

"It's mine now."

Ye Haoran: "???"

Brother, you don’t steal the belongings of the guests when you enter the door, but you steal the big color TV in the hotel living room?

This big color TV is twice as wide as you, how do you move it down?

Let's not talk about whether the goal is big or not, can you move it...

Do you want me to lift it for you?

The man in sunglasses glanced at the big color TV with satisfaction, snapped his fingers with his right hand, and said in a low voice:

"Snail, come out!"

The gleam of controlling spirit power radiated from his arm, a crack in space one finger wide opened, and a small snail three centimeters high slowly squeezed out.

The shell on the back of the little snail is also painted with the painting of SpongeBob SquarePants, and there is a Squidward Brother next to it.

? ? ?

Ye Haoran was forced, are you such a childlike thief?

Would you like me to be a pop star, let's catch jellyfish together...

At this time, the man in sunglasses patted the big color TV on the side, and said to the little snail on his arm:

"Little snail, take this away!"

The tentacles on the little snail's head touched each other, and then the snail shell on its back burst into a faint light, and a strange silver-white space energy flashed across the color TV.

The color TV trembled slightly, and then was directly swallowed by the space crack that suddenly opened.

Ye Haoran: °ー°

Damn, Space Department!

The rarest type of contract spirit, there are only a few dozen in a province!

There is actually a space department spirit master who is going to be a thief? Still use the space contract spirit to hold the dirt?

You are really outrageous!

On the other side, the man in sunglasses has already started stealing to help himself, and keeps scanning the things in the living room:

"Wow, isn't this the most famous refrigerator brand of Blue Star? This big refrigerator is not bad, I want it!"

"Wow, this emerald chandelier is crystal clear and of extraordinary value. It fits my SpongeBob Dabao temperament. Now it's mine!"

"Wow, isn't this a frosted coffee table made of crystal stone? It's not bad, it can be sold for a few more dollars, and now I'm the God of Gunara Sponge!"

Ye Haoran: "..."

When he saw that the tea table with the unfinished beverage bottle in front of him disappeared in an instant, he couldn't sit still at all.

You thief is really outrageous! Not to mention the air conditioner and TV, you even stole the chandelier?

If you continue to steal like this, the presidential private room of this resort hotel will become a blank room!

Quietly stood up and came behind the man in sunglasses, UU reading www. The hemp rope in the hands of uukanshu.com is ready to go.

This method and this action, it seems that he is a habitual offender, and if he is caught and sent to the Lingyu Bureau, he should be able to exchange a lot of money!

He slowly stretched his head over, and whispered in the sunglasses man's ear:

"There is also a central air conditioner in the bedroom on the right."

"Oh, I know, I know, it's not that I don't understand the situation here."

The man in sunglasses waved his hand, and continued to pack his things as if nothing had happened.

Ye Haoran: "???"

Brother, do you have a Pai Daxing in your head?

I'm talking to you, but you don't respond at all?

At this moment, the body of the man in sunglasses froze in place, and cold sweat began to break out on his forehead.

What's the matter? Why are there other people hiding in this room?

When did the other party come in, or has he been there all the time?

Didn't all the words of his own death have been heard!

The man in sunglasses took a deep breath and asked weakly:

"Brother, when did you come in?"

Ye Haoran raised his eyebrows and replied:

"I just came in, what's wrong?"

The man in the sunglasses breathed a sigh of relief, and said cautiously behind him:

"Brother, you should also come here to make a fortune. I only steal things from the hotel, and leave all the things from the other tenants to you. How about it?"

"..."

Are you quite principled? Only stealing things from the hotel, did the hotel provoke you?

No more nonsense, Ye Haoran stretched his arms and put them forward.

Let's tie it up first, what if the opponent runs away with space skills?