Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

Chapter 99

“drive!”

Chu Zihang patted the wild boar king on the back.

“Humph~~!”

The wild boar king raised his head and snorted, trying to imitate other people’s war horses, but the pig’s neck was too short, it looked very funny.

Then, the wild boar king took two steps slowly, allowing Chu Zihang to adapt to this pace.

However, riding a pig is really not an easy task. It’s not easy to ride a pig. People have no strength in the air, so Chu Zihang stumbles, and it’s not bad if he doesn’t fall.

“Where’s the scumbag dancing? My sister loves this dangling look!”

“Dee jumping on your sister? There’s a hole in the skull? Don’t fall off, scumbag, it’s too dangerous!”

“Can’t even ride a pig? It seems that the scumbag is not omnipotent!”

“It’s a herdsman! Let me tell you, riding a horse is really not an easy thing, and riding a pig is even more difficult.

In our flag (a form of county-level administrative region), children have been practicing horse riding since childhood, and it is impossible to practice riding skills without having their thighs rubbed dozens of times. ”

“Brother upstairs is right. The last time I went to the ranch to ride a horse, when I came back, I was in a state of looped legs for three and a half days. It felt more sour than seven times a night…”

“Isn’t that scumbag stupid? He worked hard to make a saddle, but he couldn’t ride well. It’s too miserable.”

“Quack quack! It only looks good if you don’t ride well. Look at how drunk the scumbag is, you’re laughing to death baby.”

The netizens watched and gloated.

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In order for Chu Zihang to adapt, Zhu Zhu walked very slowly, but even so, it was still difficult for Chu Zihang to grasp the mystery.

At this speed, it’s not as fast as he can walk, and it completely loses the meaning of riding.

【Ding! Congratulations on your understanding of basic riding. 】

Basic Riding Skills LV1 (0/100): After mastering this skill, you will master basic riding skills and meet the most basic passing needs.

When Chu Zihang was shaken and felt like vomiting, the long-lost system prompt sounded again, and he immediately felt a kind of enlightenment in his heart.

He immediately changed the stupid sitting position just now, relaxed the tense muscles, and achieved the unity of waist and horse.

Then he lowered his center of gravity, and then his body muscles began to rhythm like reflexes when the boar king walked.

After changing his posture like this, the effect was immediate. Chu Zihang suddenly felt no soreness in his waist and legs, and felt a little addicted.

【Ding! You are riding the rare mount Wild Boar King, and the riding experience is +10! 】

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【Ding! You are riding the rare mount Wild Boar King, and the riding experience is +10! 】

After three or four minutes, Chu Zihang’s experience value came – Basic Riding LV1 (40/100)

“Yeah, are you still a rare mount?”

Chu Zihang looked at Zhu Hanhan in disbelief, and immediately disliked the precious mount.

This kind of second-hand goods also match?

But thanks to Zhu Hanhan, otherwise he would like to upgrade his riding skills, I don’t know it will be the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Moon.

Usually mounts only give a little experience, just like when he was a carpenter.

After encountering a good wood like huanghuali wood with a century-old grimace pattern, the woodworking experience value skyrocketed.

He can increase by a thousand points at a time, and he quickly piled up his level to a master-level carpenter.

From this point of view, the grade of the wild boar is still not high enough, only 10 points at a time.

With this experience value, he wants to brush his riding skills to the master level of 10W experience, and it is estimated that he will have to sleep with pigs in his arms in the future.

Thinking of that picture, Chu Zihang couldn’t help shuddering and shuddered.

It seems that if you want to upgrade, you have to find some higher-grade mounts to ride.

for example?

Chu Zihang looked at the peregrine falcon in the sky. The peregrine falcon is so powerful, its rank is definitely not low.

If even riding a pig is considered riding, then riding it should also count?

However, Chu Zihang shook his head.

The peregrine falcon was so big that he couldn’t even ride it. . .

He looked at the bamboo rat again and shook his head, the little thing was even smaller…

But there is nothing else around to ride.

Chu Zihang looked around for a while, but did not find any horse riding on the horse.

However, his eyes accidentally swept to Lin Xiyue, who was working hard to fence the jicama to prevent the jicama from being eaten by small animals, and suddenly there was an indescribable smile on the corner of his mouth.

Cough cough!

Chu Zihang quickly stopped his strange thoughts.

That’s so tiring!

He was worried that Lin Xiyue would not be able to get tired, although she looked very capable and was a good hand at work. . .

【Ding! Congratulations on upgrading your riding skills to intermediate riding skills. 】

After riding for a while, Chu Zihang’s riding skills finally rose to the intermediate level.

It can be seen by the naked eye that Chu Zihang’s riding skills have improved a lot. Now not only can he sit upright, but he can also do a set of stretching gymnastics on the pig’s back, so he doesn’t have to worry about balance.

“Scumbag genius! He learned how to ride so quickly, and he still rides like a ‘ ‘ .”

“Gui Gui, the scumbag has come to our flag, you can try to ride a fierce horse, this riding is very good.”

“Pretend! The scumbag must have pretended at first, so he wanted to pretend! I’ve seen through everything!”

“What if it’s just pretending? It’s like you’ll ride a horse if you don’t pretend.”

“This riding, tsk tsk! Blessed is the girl!”

Netizens were taken aback by Chu Zihang’s miraculous progress, especially a group of little fans, their eyes glowed.

Just the waist strength that rolls up and down without crooked, I love it!

And after Chu Zihang had no problem running the Wild Boar King, he was very playful and slapped the pig’s ass with pride!

“Go! Pig, turn right! Let’s go!”

Then……………

Pig stomped on the ground, turned left and ran out like a train!

“This!”

“You stupid pig! I said turn right!”

Chu Zihang rode on the pig’s back and watched the pig run in the opposite direction, completely speechless.

Once again he was stumped by this philosophical question!

Obviously, Chu Zihang’s ability to ride is not enough.

An excellent jockey must not only have good skills, but also train horses.

Only in this way can you be one with your own mount, and let the mount be like an arm.

Chu Zihang tried to train pigs, trying to convey commands to pigs by pulling the strength, angle and direction of the reins like a horse.

but–

“You stupid, I’m telling you to go to the left like this, what are you doing to the right?”

“Did I make you jump up? You jump!”

Obviously, Chu Zihang overestimated Zhu Hanhan’s IQ!

No, it has no IQ at all!

Chu Zihang was so angry that he finally believed that sentence:

Pigs are stupid!

“Huh~~~”

However, the wild boar king grunted unwillingly, and slapped Chu Zihang with a snort.

That lazy expression and casual attitude made Chu Zihang angry.

Is it still not happy?

hiss~!

“Hahaha! I’m dying of laughter, there are times when the scumbag is deflated.”

“The scumbag looks like me who helped my son with his homework!”

“Blood pressure!”

“Pig Zhu Niu Bu! Finally got rid of the scumbag, nice!”

“The counterattack from Pig, tears!”

“Finally managed by the capitalists, it’s so comfortable!”

“You think Pig is stupid? Pig is just lazy.”

“Pig Pig is intentional, Pig Pig is in the atmosphere!”

Contrary to Chu Zihang’s annoyance, netizens were amused by the cuteness of Zhu Zhu, and cheered him up one after another.

Zhang Ke’er’s teased eyes narrowed with a smile, and her aunt smiled and said:

“Pig is so cute, I’m a pig party again!

Also, scumbag, is this the legendary incompetent fury? ”

“I didn’t expect to see the incompetence and rage on the scumbag. I don’t know why. I want to laugh when I see other people’s incompetence and rage, but when I see the scumbag’s incompetence and rage, I feel like I want to cry!”

Tears flowed from Li Tianming’s smile.

“It’s called bean curd in brine. One thing drops another. When a scholar encounters a soldier, it’s not clear what it makes sense.”

The battered Lord Bei smiled and suddenly felt that he was okay again.

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Chu Zihang frowned, but he didn’t lose his temper with the wild boar.

Mainly because it’s useless to lose your temper with this stupid, it’s just that stupid.

This is also the reason why there were no wild boar cavalry in ancient times.

But pigs are stupid, but Chu Zihang is smart.

His eyes lit up, and a creative idea sprang up in his mind!

When he thought of it, he did it. Chu Zihang immediately installed a horizontal stick on its head, and the left and right sides of the stick were hung with Juguo fig and bacon.

“¨〃Hanhan, listen to me, do you want to eat Juguo Rong?”

“Humph!!”

The wild boar king looked at Juguo Rong next to him, his eyes brightened, and his saliva instantly flowed down.

But its neck is too short to be able to reach it at all, which makes it anxious.

What the big brother said in front of me is a mess, and it’s annoying to death, but it’s more fun to eat!

Sure enough, as soon as he saw the food, the wild boar king came to the spirit.

Chu Zihang nodded and started the special training:

“Want to eat, right? Then you remember the location of Juguo Rong. When I call Juguo Rong, you can eat here, and I will reward you with a Juguo Rong.

If it is wrong, then you will not have Juguorong to eat in the future. ”

“Hum!”

The wild boar king changed his laziness just now, took a sip, and nodded very seriously.

When it comes to food, there is no room for it to be serious!

“Okay, now, Juguo Rong!”

Chu Zihang shouted.

The Wild Boar King immediately turned in the direction of Juguo Rong.

“Yes, that’s all, remember this direction.”

Chu Zihang waved his arm excitedly, shouting NICE in his heart!

Afterwards, he kept his promise and rewarded the wild boar with a fruit gathering fig, and used the reward and punishment mechanism to train it.

“Hum hum hum.”

After the wild boar king got Juguo Rong, he enjoyed it with a shy face, and his mouth was full of fragrant food.

“Okay, do you want to eat bacon?”

Chu Zihang shook the meat on the right side of the stick and said.

The Wild Boar King nodded again.

Only children make choices, and adult pigs need them all!

Chu Zihang did the same, and let Zhu Hanhan understand that bacon is to turn right.

“I lost it! Gourmet training method? Where did the scumbag learn this?”

“Xiu Xiu Xiu! It’s too beautiful to train pigs with beautiful food! But it’s reasonable~!”

“It turns out that pigs have to be trained like this! I’ve learned it, I’ll go home and try my pigs. /doge”

“The scumbag is a coercive and profitable 6 to lure in!”

“Pig Pig is still a stupid comparison! I was deceived by the scumbag.”

“You’re Tie Bumbi. Pigs already know that. It’s not a waste of money to eat? You are on the first floor, and Pigs are in the stratosphere!”

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After using this set of food training methods, under the lure of food, pigs finally understand the basic commands such as left and right, back and forth, run, and stop.

The wild boar king has finally been trained.

Now, go!

Chu Zihang slapped the pig’s butt, and the wild boar king rushed out.

Then Chu Zihang kept switching the names of various delicacies, and the wild boar king made different actions one after another, which can be regarded as a wonder of the wilderness.

Galloping all the way, the surrounding scenery regressed rapidly.

Chu Zihang felt the joy of riding a horse, and the sense of open-mindedness really made people fascinated.

The prairie man is so arrogant, this is true.

When Chu Zihang swept his eyes to the surrounding hills, he suddenly shouted: “Bamboo rice!”

Hearing the sound, the wild boar king immediately slowed down and stopped.

I saw Chu Zihang’s eyes pointed, a hole appeared!

A dark and secluded cave, the entrance of the cave is more than two meters high, exuding a mysterious atmosphere.

coming!

Is this a random event in the expedition?

Chu Zihang frowned.

PS: It’s a bit late today, I have rhinitis, sorry.

Add another chapter after the morning. .