Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

Chapter 96

“Fat before killing? Is this still human?”

“Hahaha! The scumbag is too ruthless. Let’s see what scares bamboo rats, pigs, and silly birds.”

“Pig Pig: I still can’t lose weight!”

“But I have to say, pay attention to this! Now killing seven mice, the meat is less than 15 catties, and then killing them when they grow up, that’s 500 catties of meat!”

“500 catties of meat? Who did you learn mathematics from upstairs? Or did you treat bamboo rats as pigs?”

“Stupid! These seven bamboo rats grow up and give birth to little bamboo rats, and when the little bamboo rats grow up, they give birth to little bamboo rats, and there are endless descendants! 500 pounds of meat is too little.”

“I’ll make it up! With that said, the future grandsons of the scumbag don’t have to worry about meat.”

“I’ve learned it! I’ll go home and raise bamboo rats, and I won’t have to worry about running out of meat in the future!”

After the netizens rescued the bamboo rat, the live broadcast room returned to the former relaxed and happy, and the atmosphere was very hot, and there were a bunch of gifts to thank Chu Zihang for his grace of not killing.

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“Go, bring me the delicious food in the bamboo forest, and be careful not to step on the trap, little idiots.”

With a big wave of Chu Zihang’s hand, the small army of bamboo rats sitting in rows immediately rushed into the bamboo forest as if they were racing.

The fleshy figure is very strong in the bamboo forest, and the speed of traversing the dense bamboo forest is faster than Chu Zihang.

Then–

“Squeak!”

“Squeak!”

Bamboo rats perform their respective duties, and they are looking for delicious food for the boss in the bamboo forest.

The bamboo rat was picking up the scattered sharp chestnuts on the ground.

This is a small chestnut, also called cone chestnut, which tastes more fragrant than chestnut and is a very delicious snack.

The gray bamboo rat is looking for delicious bamboo mushrooms.

After it turned left and right, it really found a bamboo mushroom like a lace umbrella.

Bamboo mushroom is bamboo fungus, also called bamboo fungus, bamboo fungus and bamboo ginseng. It is a kind of mushroom, and its name is different in different places.

But no matter where it is, it’s downright super delicious.

Bamboo fungus is not only beautiful, but also known as “Snow Skirt Fairy”, “Flower of Mountain Treasures”, “Flower of Fungi” and “Queen of Fungi”.

Moreover, its quality is first-class, rich in nutrients, rich in aroma and delicious in taste. It has been listed as one of the Eight Treasures of Grass since ancient times, which is much more precious than meat.

Eat a mouthful of bamboo mushrooms, you can forget the world’s troubles.

Chu Zihang thought of the deliciousness of bamboo sun, and his stomach growled.

Today, in order to punish these meat thieves, I didn’t eat breakfast.

I will go back in a while to make a delicious all-bamboo feast!

He has been craving these vegetarian food for a long time.

The elder brother Bamboo Rat and his three younger brothers set the target on the bamboo shoots, buried their heads, and worked hard to dig holes next to the bamboo shoots. The speed was super fast, like a drill.

After a while, they dug out most of the bamboo shoots that were buried deep in the ground, and then the elder brother Bamboo Rat and his three younger brothers played radish pulling together.

“Squeak!”

The elder brother of the bamboo rat was instructing the three little bamboo rats, and the three bamboo rats came to the bamboo shoots together.

The front three hugged the bamboo shoots with their small claws, while the bamboo rat brother pushed hard behind him.

“squeak!”

“squeak!”

“squeak!”

Like chanting, the four bamboo rats worked hard together, plucking the bamboo shoots every time.

“Hum!”

Finally, when the bamboo shoots were about to come out, they used up all their energy to eat milk!

“squeak–!”

This time, the huge bamboo shoots were finally pulled out!

“Crack!”

And the four bamboo rats also fell a big butt, and people turned on their backs.

“Hahaha! The bamboo rat is so cute, the old man’s cuteness has been occupied by it for a month.”

“I feel sorry for Bamboo Rat, I have to do such a tiring job on the first day of joining the job, scumbag old capitalist!”

“It’s miserable! Bamboo rat is so miserable, it’s being exploited by capitalists!”

“Reach the capitalists, we don’t!”

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The four bamboo rats pulled out the huge bamboo shoots, and went to Chu Zihang to ask for credit together with the half-meter-long bamboo shoots.

However, Chu Zihang didn’t pay much attention to them, but Lin Xiyue lovingly touched the heads of the little bamboo rats and praised:

“Good job, thank you for your hard work.”

“Squeak~!”

The little bamboo rats narrowed their eyes and enjoyed it very much.

This is the boss they want, not the terrifying devil!

“Go, move another one, one is not enough to eat.”

Chu Zihang gave another order and said.

Bamboo shoots seem to be very large, but in fact there are not many parts that can be eaten, only the middle part of the bamboo shoots can be eaten.

After the outer layers are peeled off, only about a third of it can be eaten.

Brother Bamboo Rat was so afraid of Chu Zihang that he turned his head and went back to work.

About five minutes.

One after another, the other Bamboo Rats returned with a full load.

Chu Zihang put the spoils of this time together and saw that there are so many things that a Chanel bag can’t hold it.

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And this efficiency is much better than his picking, the key is to not have to bend down all the time, just a comfortable one.

After getting the ingredients, Chu Zihang led a large army back home, ready to cook.

He walked in front, Lin Xiyue beside her.

The peregrine falcon circled the sky to lead the way, and the pigs were enjoying themselves along the way.

And at the end, followed by 7 little bamboo rats lined up in line, it is simply domineering!

While walking, Chu Zihang also gave the bamboo rats military training.

“Take a break!”

“stand at attention!”

“Go away!”

Chu Zihang shouted the number, the little bamboo rats didn’t understand at first, and they were busy in a mess.

Either it was smooth or it should have stopped or not, and bumped into the older brother in front, making everyone laugh.

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“Military training theorem: Every class must have a squatter!”

“Stupid bamboo rat is so stupid, it looks like you in military training at that time.”

“Military training, scumbag is too good at playing.”

“Big Brother Bamboo Rat has the most standard movements, Bamboo Rat is stupid, and he has the same hands and feet!”

“Bumping other people’s ass again, implying that you want to eat farts?”

The audience looked at the uncle and aunt with a smile, and Chu Zihang was also having a good time.

In the past, the instructors abused him in military training, but now it was finally his turn to abuse others.

Along the way, the little bamboo rats have probably understood the simple password, and they are much smarter than the original termites.

(The termites have been released from the relationship and released)

When the large group of them came back, Chu Zihang found that the irrigation farm they had worked on in the morning was completely wet, and in the afternoon they could make pears and let the pigs plough the fields.

“what.”

“wrong.”

Chu Zihang found a blind spot!

Why do you still need to make a wooden plow? It’s not easy to use at all, and it’s laborious.

“The little bamboo rats obey orders! Stand at attention!”

Chu Zihang a slogan sounded!

“squeak–!”

The bamboo rat team immediately stopped and stood in a military posture!

“Go and dig the land there for me, and you won’t be allowed to eat until you’ve finished digging.”

“squeak–!”

The army of bamboo rats immediately lined up to the edge of the field, and then lined up to turn the soil forward.

Turning over and over, I saw that the soil on the ground was rolling forward, and the little bamboo rat had been completely covered under the soil.

“This…”

Netizens were speechless.

The scumbag really does everything to be lazy, the little bamboo rat is so cute, it is actually used to do such dirty work. . . zero.