Chapter 94

In the main studio, the live broadcast screen has already been switched from Chu Zihang’s main live broadcast screen to the secondary live broadcast screen, and 40 million people are sucking mice together in the cloud!

It’s just that the faces of this rat-sucking crowd are extremely ugly, and they all want to smash their phones!

I saw that the big bamboo rat, who was hanging by the trap and struggling to spread his small short hands, screamed excitedly after this pounce, and then nibbled upside down holding the big bamboo mushroom!

“Squeak!”

“Squeak!”

Bamboo Rat’s fat cheeks are bulging, the food is particularly delicious, and there is a cheerful laugh in his mouth, and the happy expression on his face looks so hateful! ! ! !

The audience before the live broadcast was so angry that they were gnashing their teeth, and they all had the heart to kill rats!

I have seen foodies, but I have never seen such foodies!

Du Te Meow was caught by the trap, the knife was clamped around his neck, and he still wanted to eat.

His grandmother’s, how big of a heart has this kind of determination.

Too bad they broke their hearts for it.

Do not!

The scumbag seems to be this kind of foodie too!

Everyone suddenly reacted.

Isn’t this little thing just as greedy as the scumbag?

After thinking about it, everyone laughed.

Because all the bamboo rats are like it, they are either trying hard to hug the bamboo mushrooms to eat, they are trying to eat bamboo shoots, or they are trying to eat arrow bamboos. Anyway, no one is trying to escape!

It seems that he will only consider escaping after he is full.

what!

It seems reasonable to think so.

How can you escape without food?

The silly bamboo rat is still on the fifth floor?

The audience thought about it, and inexplicably the mouth was full of fluid, dripping onto the screen of the mobile phone.

“This…this is too delicious to eat.”

“You may not believe it, but I envy them for eating bamboo!”

“I want to eat bamboo even when I step on a horse!”

“I was drooling because of a bamboo rat eating bamboo?”

“Shocked! When a man fell in love with bamboo, he did that to bamboo!”

Everyone’s faces were incredible, and they quickly wiped away the saliva from the corners of their mouths and the saliva on the screen.

This little bamboo rat is actually a genius of eating and broadcasting?

Really looks like a scumbag.

However, the scumbag is not eating.

After the ‘Water Supply Project’ successfully opened water, Chu Zihang was busy with farming.

With this diversion pipeline, irrigation is very simple, just need to connect a new pipeline under the diversion pipeline to guide the water into the ground.

Gurgling clear water flows down the pipe to the dry ground, where it is quickly absorbed by the ground.

At the current rate, it won’t take too long for this one acre of land to be moistened, and it can be ploughed and transplanted in the afternoon.

In order to prevent the water from flowing too far, Chu Zihang went to great lengths to dig a ditch, but no one saw his efforts!

Let him show off in vain for a long time!

Now his limelight has been completely robbed by the stupid bamboo rat.

“Scum!”

“Scum!”

In the sky, a loud neigh came from far and near.

The heroic peregrine falcon neighed excitedly, flapping its wings at high speed and flew towards Chu Zihang!

The peregrine falcon, who originally wanted to go hunting, found the trapped bamboo rat, and immediately came back to his elder brother to report.

“Flickering ‘ ‘ !”

The peregrine falcon dived down at a high speed and landed heavily on the ground. It flapped its wings and came to Chu Zihang, hugging his legs and pulling in the direction of the bamboo forest.

“Scum scum!”

“Scum!”

“Scum scum~~ scum~~ scum!!!”

The peregrine falcon was so incoherent that even Chu Zihang couldn’t understand its meaning for a while, and he could only roughly see that it was drooling, which should be related to the food.

And combined with the direction it flew from, Chu Zihang probably understood.

It’s a bamboo forest, it’s a trap!

It should be the bamboo rat!

“Go! Go catch the bamboo rat with me!”

Chu Zihang’s eyes suddenly lit up, and now he was able to catch them, he immediately took Lin Xiyue’s arm and walked out.

“what!”

It was the first time that Lin Xiyue was held by Chu Zihang so actively, as if she was electrocuted, her brain suddenly shut down.

“Bring your Chanel bag, we may have a great harvest!”

Chu Zihang was drooling with greed, but he didn’t notice Lin Xiyue’s strangeness at all.

“Okay, okay!”

Lin Xiyue’s face turned red, Xia, and her beautiful face was now even more beautiful.

This scenery is exclusively for Chu Zihang.

“Broken! Don’t eat it! The big devil is here!”

In the live broadcast room, netizens with live broadcasts on both sides came to tip off.

“Broken! It’s really here!”

“Dangerous!”

“Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous!”

“Run! If you don’t leave, you’ll be a scumbag!”

“Bamboo rat, don’t eat it. You’re so fat, isn’t it for the scumbag?”

“This is one pot, one pot, the bamboo rat is going to be eaten by the scumbag and wiped out.”

“The scumbag has a small mind, the bamboo rats are really finished now.”

The netizens were in a hurry, trying to find a way for the bamboo rats in their minds, but the bamboo rats were eating happily, as if they were drunk, squinting their eyes and drooling back in their mouths.

“Hey! I really caught it! Now let’s see how arrogant you guys are!”

Chu Zihang pulled Lin Xiyue and ran towards the bamboo forest. Halfway through the run, Chu Zihang found the fat bamboo rat hanging in the air, and the speed couldn’t help speeding up a bit!

Trick it in the morning and make them pay in no time!

And Lin Xiyue just ran stupidly, the smile on her face was extraordinarily bright, there was nothing in her mind, only sweetness.

The peregrine falcon flew faster and reached the big bamboo forest one step earlier.

“Scum!”

A neigh sounded, and the drunk bamboo rats woke up immediately with fright, and they were about to slip away on their short legs like a conditioned reflex, but all of this was in vain.

“Squeak!”

“Squeak!”

“Squeak!”

For a time, in the bamboo forest, there was a loud rattling noise.

The nature of animals makes them very clear that this call comes from their natural enemy, the peregrine falcon, and killing them is no different from killing chickens.

And the peregrine falcon also landed.

It didn’t kill the bamboo rats immediately, but put its wings behind its back, and walked in front of the bamboo rats with the appearance of an old cadre coming to inspect.

It walked in front of a little gray bamboo rat, and the little gray bamboo rat was trembling with fright and closed its eyes!

As if the peregrine falcons wouldn’t find them as long as they couldn’t see them. . .

It walked in front of another bamboo rat, which stuck out its tongue and pretended to be dead.

Then it walked up to the fattest brother Bamboo Rat, who immediately took out the courage to slap the drone!

I saw it opened its mouth wide, frowned, and hit it hard with its rocket headbutt!

A muffled sound of ‘smack’ sounded!

The bamboo was shaken by it, and then the bamboo rat brother fainted.

It’s also a play-death tactic. . . .

“Hi~!”

The audience before the live broadcast twitched their mouths, completely speechless.

Then you mustered up so much courage to hit the bamboo?

Co-author These bamboo rats were taught by a teacher. If you are indecisive, you will pretend to be dead first?

“Yoyo, did you play this set with me?”

Chu Zihang came to Big Brother Bamboo Rat and laughed shyly.

But I have to say that this little bamboo rat is really smart, and has a lot of life-saving skills.

In nature, many animals choose not to eat dead animals.

If you really can’t escape, pretending to be dead is indeed a solution. Maybe other animals will despise them and go hunting for other animals.

“¨〃Don’t run away just because you’re dead, I’m a man who has watched 300 episodes of Animal World!”

Chu Zihang said proudly, and flicked Big Brother Bamboo Squirrel’s gougou.

But it just doesn’t make a sound, doesn’t move, and pretends to be very realistic!

“Cruel! The scumbag is too cruel!”

“This! This is too incompetent! I’ll play my nephew’s occasionally…”

“The scumbag is bad! It’s not allowed there!”

“Scumbag, I advise you to be kind!”

“Little bamboo rat! Hold on! If you hold on to it for a hundred times, the scumbag will let you go!”

“Upstairs, you are still alone, why don’t you play yourself a hundred times?”

“I used to play it sometimes. It’s nothing special. Until one day, I set up FLAG and said that I couldn’t write 12,000 words and broadcast it live on a five-speed electric fan. I never played it again.”

“Give the microphone upstairs, please tell your story boldly!”

“Wow! There’s still an author who speaks the truth? Please reveal your book title, and I’ll go to the full order to support a wave!”

“No, that’s why he’s a eunuch! Thinking about it is terrifying!”

Netizens laughed and crooked the building.

And Lin Xiyue turned her head to the side quickly, speechless at Chu Zihang’s behavior.

She belongs to a girl’s family…

Are you implying something?

“Okay! Can you pretend?”

Chu Zihang nodded, grabbed Big Brother Bamboo Mouse’s tail and placed it in front of the drone camera that followed, and said solemnly:

“Everyone, this bamboo rat has suffered from heat stroke. (Honey’s) it has a fever all over its body, and it can’t move its limbs. It fainted to death, and it can’t survive anyway, so why don’t you eat it.”

“Squeak!”

Big Brother Bamboo Rat suddenly opened his small eyes as big as soybeans, expressing serious protest!

It doesn’t have heat stroke!

“Pfft! I laughed and pissed.”

“Hahaha! The wicked rat still needs the wicked to grind it.”

“Don’t pretend now, it’s time!”

“I didn’t run early, but now I think of running? It’s too late!”

The male netizens were amused by the expression of the mice, while the female netizens were more sympathetic:

“No heat stroke! Scumbag see it!”

“Is this called lack of energy? I beg the scumbag to let the mouse a way out, I’ll brush the plane!”

“I brushed the rocket and circled the mouse once. It really didn’t suffer from heat stroke and could still survive.”

However–

PIA!

Chu Zihang slapped it and slapped it out, then said casually, “Look at it, it’s dead, go back.”

“…”

“????”

“!!!”

The live broadcast room is frying!

PS: You may not believe it, my home appliance fan is frightened by my FLAG.

Fortunately, I wrote 12,000 before going to bed.

Tomorrow, 12,000 will continue, if you can’t do it, continue to say five-speed electric fan!

The lazy problem must be changed, otherwise even the fat house happy water can’t be bought. . .

I’m really out of money this month. .

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