Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

Chapter 13

After confirming that the wild boar king was far away, Chu Zihang smiled, and then he shyly climbed down from the tree.

This is the result of teasing him!

Immediately, patted the dust on his body, Chu Zihang walked forward happily, but there was always a plump grass rabbit waiting for him.

When he got closer, Chu Zihang found that the grass rabbit had been cut open in the stomach, which was obviously scratched by the tusks of the giant forest pig.

Since the dead can no longer die.

Then don’t blame him Chu Zihang is being rude.

Chu Zihang happily picked up the big rabbit, his face full of happiness.

He said that if you depend on wild boars for dinner, you really depend on wild boars, no problem!

Perfectly completed the established FLAG, but also picked up a large rabbit for nothing, and he made enough money in the face.

Seeing all kinds of drones flying in the sky, and realizing that there may be a lot of audience watching him, Chu Zihang sighed full of idol burden: “In the jungle, dragons don’t sing and tigers don’t roar, little stupid pigs, Ridiculous!”

But the netizens in the live broadcast room did not accept his set, which was different from what they imagined!

“What the hell! Isn’t this a joke! Picking up a big fat rabbit for nothing?”

“No? Don’t we want to solo wild boars? That’s it?”

“I thought you were going to eat pigs, but you ended up eating pig food! Scumbag, I misread you!”

“Damn it! Anchor you grab the staple food of pigs, won’t your conscience hurt?”

“I feel sorry for Pig, the old wage earner!”

“Don’t bring such! You play like this, how can other players who eat grass suffer?”

“Deceiving the audience! Shut down!”

The live broadcast room was like a frying pan, and everyone seriously despised Chu Zihang’s cheating behavior.

Zhang Keer has now become Chu Zihang’s number one fan girl, and she immediately helped to explain:

“How did you cheat? The scumbag only said that the dinner was solved by pigs, but he didn’t say that he wanted to eat pigs. Isn’t this rabbit solved by hunting pigs? This is called waiting for the rabbits!”

“God keeps pigs waiting for rabbits! I’ve taken it!”

“6666! Strange idiom knowledge increased!”

“But it makes sense. The scumbag really relies on wild boars for dinner, and it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.”

“Why is there nothing wrong? You stole the pig’s dinner, isn’t the pig hungry? Chilling and cold!”

“Pig lovers strongly condemn!”

“Pork lovers also strongly condemned! Why not kill pigs! Isn’t pigs better than rabbits?”

Bei Ye also laughed and said:

“Ke’er doesn’t fall in love with the scumbag, right? Why do you talk to the scumbag like this?”

Zhang Keerqiao’s face flushed, and she repeatedly denied: “I’m not! I don’t! Don’t talk nonsense!”

“Oh, that’s how it is.”

“The sour smell of love!”

“Sour Smelly Live Room! Closed!”

“Is the scumbag really an otaku? As an otaku, I lowered my head ashamed.”

Seeing the comments of netizens, Zhang Ke’er’s face became even more rosy. After holding it for a while, she finally thought of the reason and explained again:

“I didn’t speak for the scumbag, I just thought: pigs are so cute, why eat pigs? Isn’t Tutu delicious?”

“Tutu: Where am I not cute anymore?”

“Tutu: Beauty Association BISS!”

“I didn’t expect you to be such a person!”

“It turns out that Ke’er likes this kind of silly big black thick, really heavy taste!”

“However, this kind of wild rabbit is really fragrant! Blessed is the scumbag.” At this time, Master Bei pursed his lips, and his drool was about to flow out.

“???”

“Master Bei, you also betrayed the revolution with your thick eyebrows and big eyes?”

“You can still tell so many truths by grabbing my pig brother’s lunch, are you still alone?”

“If you don’t bring people like you, aren’t you together to bully Tutu?”

“Tutu: What abuse did I do in my last life!”

“However, how fragrant is it? I think Pei Ye’s saliva is drooling to the ground.”

“It’s very fragrant! The last time I was fortunate enough to go to the grassland to eat it, my fingers were chewed off by me.”

“Grass rabbit meat is very tender and has a lot of fat, so roasted rabbit is absolutely amazing!”

“Spicy hare is the real one!”

“I don’t want to be ashamed of my cold pot bunny?”

Before I knew it, the barrage building was crooked, from all kinds of grievances for rabbits to discussions about how to cook wild rabbits to taste good…

Tutu: I thank you all!

…

Chu Zihang looked at this sturdy and delicious grass rabbit, his greedy stomach growled, and his saliva was 3,000 feet.

Grass rabbit is the best in meat, with low fat content and tender meat.

Wild grass rabbits are the best in the world, more than ten times better than domestic rabbits.

At the moment, he didn’t care about the wild boar, and took the rabbit to the temporary base.

In a while, he’s going to have a BBQ rabbit leg!

Thinking of the golden and oily color, Chu Zihang swallowed, and his steps quickened a lot.

He suddenly felt that life in this wilderness was good.

How can you eat this kind of food at home on weekdays, how can potato chips be compared with this superb delicacy!

On the way, Chu Zihang also encountered a lot of small trees that the wild boar smashed, including nanshu, cedar, and pine. There are many kinds.

Whether these small trees are used to build shelters or used as firewood, they are first-class good materials.

As a game nerd, Chu Zihang shines.

If you want to be rich, you must first roll a tree!

It’s the way to go in a survival game!

Not caring whether he was tired or not, Chu Zihang carried the rabbit in one hand and the tree in the other, and pulled back hard.

Back at the base, Chu Zihang hurriedly put down the first tree and moved his body.

But this time, he didn’t rest any longer, and his growling stomach was urging him to cook.

So Chu Zihang hung the water-filled condom on the branch again.

Then, hay suitable for tinder was placed at the spot of the spotlight, and a circle of leaves and branches were piled up near the hay, so that there would not be enough burning materials at that time.

After getting the automatic fire-making device, Chu Zihang took advantage of this fire-making time to start the tree-moving business again, without being lazy at all.

Generally, lazy people don’t want to do any work, and if they can, they can delay it.

Chu Zihang, the lazy king, is not like this, he is smart.

He never procrastinated until the end of what had to be done, only to miss the moment and end up exhausting himself half to death.

On the contrary, he will seize the easiest time to do it, to achieve a multiplier effect.

For example, if you don’t move these trees now, if someone picks them up, don’t you have to cut them down yourself?

Bring them back when you have time now, and you won’t have to worry about wood for a long time in the future. This is the essence of laziness.

Chu Zihang sighed slightly, the master was lonely.

On the road of ‘lazy’, the heights are extremely cold.

At the same time, this ‘hard-working’ scene moved the audience in front of the live broadcast room.

“Tears! The scumbag is finally no longer lazy, and finally willing to work honestly.”

“Love, love! The scumbag works too hard and is a role model for my generation!”

“I moved ING! This is the charm of survival in the wilderness! It’s so inspiring!”

Chu’s father and Chu’s mother even more excitedly held each other’s hands, and sighed with tears in their eyes: “Our son has finally grown up.”

But before everyone’s tears flowed down, some netizens who found it inappropriate stood up! .