Demon School

I'm fucking, because he took a class like this, the whole person seems to have returned to the third grade class, his head is dizzy, and I forgot to ask him as the first Chinese player to debut on the European giants team. How it feels! All Chinese reporters lamented in unison.

Of course, those who can eat this bowl of rice are not so easily dismissed. As soon as the press conference ended, they used various means to continue to dig the news; it is okay to find Lv Qiujian ’s phone. I have Kahn here. , He has Schweinsteiger there, or dig some news from them!

German reporters started to get out the phone and contact Bayern players. Those reporters from China did not have such resources! However, the actions of these German journalists still gave them some inspiration, and soon they took out the phone and made random calls.

"Eh, my old classmate is me ... yes, yes, I am now a football reporter ... I have a question to ask you!" Someone found the former Xueba classmate, "You are not at Shuimu University Do you read a blog in the physics department? I have a few small questions I want to ask you! What is the parabolic equation in 3D Cartesian coordinate system and the stress analysis of football ... "

"Hello Teacher Liu, are you still at Wuyue University? ... I am the 98th Xiao Wang, I am now in Germany! I am thinking of bringing you some gifts ..." Someone found their own university teacher, "... no trouble, no trouble at all, I promise to bring it to you! ... how kind of asking for your money ... but I still I really have something to trouble you, I encountered such a thing today, the way things go like this ... "

So, on the second day, a piece of manuscript was freshly released, and some academic authorities were found to analyze the formulas drawn by Lu Qiujian at the press conference. The title is "Student on the Field"; The detailed analysis of Lu Qiujian's three free kick kicking force diagrams and trajectory calculations, and then one-to-one correspondence with his speech at the press conference, the result is that these data should be analyzed by the general school, in a short time Definitely not finished; Lu Qiujian can calculate the result in less than a minute before the free throw. 【】 And ensure that the trajectory of the football flight is exactly as expected, which reflects Superman's computing power and extraordinary body control ability.

Also dug out the performance of Lu Qiujian and compared it with today, the title of the article is written "His nickname is a professor"! Comparing Lu Qiu ’s experience of using the frontier issues of various disciplines to spray **** at the Ivy League and today ’s press conference; seeing that, we are not only good at mathematics and physics. In-depth knowledge of biology, economics, politics and other disciplines! As for the skill of the ball, it's needless to say, the first game was staged with a hat trick, and the take-out also sent an assist. In just 45 minutes, he won the title of the best player in this round, and he is in a giant like Bayern. Dominating football is just around the corner!

Also used Lu Qiujian to read a book on the bench as the cover. This article first introduced the book "God Particle: If the Universe is the Answer, what is the problem?" ", And then took pictures of Lü Qiujian talking with Higgs when he received the award in Jerusalem some time ago. It is very interesting to analyze that Lü Qiujian's next academic breakthrough may be in the field of God particles.

As for the German media, because of the long-term dealing with Bayern, there may be more channels of information. Although the interview was supplemented by Lu Qiujian, it was dug out from the mouths of Magat, Kahn, and Schweinsteiger. Less information; therefore their article focuses more on the field.

"" Does Bayern suffer or take advantage of such a contract? "" Pictorial "uses such a title. In their article, the contract between Lu Qiujian and Bayern was leaked out for readers to analyze, signing a person with a salary of 300,000 euros a year, who ca n’t participate in the away game, can only work 90 days a year, and at any time. It is possible that players who are on leave are worthless!

Of course fans feel worth it! There are such free kick players on the field, which is a great deterrent to all opponents. Bayern also has Ze Robert, Salihamidzic, Lizarazu and other breakthrough players. If the opponent is afraid of fouling If you don't know what to do, these breakthrough players will teach them to be humans in minutes! As long as they have a victory record at home, the Triple Crown is just around the corner! The only problem is probably the UEFA Champions League final and the Cup final, but such a big game must have convinced the club to build Lu Qiu, right?

The media such as "Kicker" magazine and "Team Daily" also used Lv Qiujian's identity as an academic tyrant. They listed the academic tyrants and Lu Qiujian's progress on the courts such as Ball, Camus, Socrates, etc. Compared. It is agreed that Lu Qiujian is likely to become the highest academic level among all players and the best football player among all academic circles.

As for the British "Sun" once again embodies the strength of their first gossip media in Europe, UU reading www.uukanshu.com they hired German-speaking lip specialists to discuss Lu Qiujian's conversation with Magath before playing. Cracked, Lu Qiujian's sentence "Wait a moment, I'll finish watching this paragraph before I say it!" Let everyone in the editorial department break their glasses.

They naturally refused to let go of this big gimmick that could detonate sales. The savvy editor next to the photo of the conversation between Lu Qiujian and Magath was accompanied by a cartoon before Archimedes was killed by Roman soldiers. Of course, they did not forget to match what Archimedes said at the time, "You wait Kill me again and again, I ca n’t leave the world with an incomplete formula! "

So, after losing a lot of glasses in the British Isles, Lu Qiujian had a new nickname, Archimedes.

Bayern celebrates victory here. The media worked hard to dig up all kinds of information, and Lu Qiujian came to a luxury hotel to visit Patrice, an old classmate who had not seen him for more than a year.

"Hey, man, you have to say that you are really a miracle guy!" Patrice shook his head and gave a big hug, "When I learned that you joined Bayern, I didn't believe my ears, but then I thought Just think, if it ’s you, it ’s not surprising to make any exaggerated moves. "

"I didn't expect you to know Bayern!" The two went into the living room one after another.

"Football is more popular in Africa than basketball!" Patrice poured a glass of wine to Lu Qiujian, and the two sat on the sofa and chatted.

After talking about his experience for more than a year, Lu Qiujian asked curiously, "What is the purpose of your coming to Europe this time? Can I help you?" (To be continued.)