Demon School

Love story in Chapter 187 "Nature"

"Hey, it's been several months! You are about to graduate and reply! What is a good story?" Since entering the high-energy institute, Lu Qiujian has been attracted by those sophisticated and high-end instruments and rich literature. She dragged on her promise to Xia Jia again and again, and on this day she started a new round of debt collection.

"Then today is good, I understand the situation here almost! It is time to go back to prepare for the graduation defense!" Lv Qiujian looked at this place with reluctance, "I will invite you to dinner at night to thank you Help me during this time, let's tell this story while eating! "

According to the things accumulated during this period, Lu Qiujian and Xia Jia left the high-energy institute and found an elegant restaurant. After ordering food, she did not speak, but stared at Lu Qiujian.

"It is said that the protagonist of this story is also an experimental physicist, and his work is similar to those of the high-energy institute." Lu Qiujian began to tell the story slowly, "You also know that people who study physics are like Hawking, There are not many romantics like Schrodinger who understand romance; most of them are bored men who are immersed in their own world and are not very good at expressing their inner world to others. "

Yes, you read that right; although Hawking ’s physical condition is not very good, but his sister ’s skills are first-class in the physics home! There are only a few lovers such as Schrodinger who can be more powerful than him.

"The protagonist of our story is also the same. He likes an elegant and beautiful violinist Gillian." Lu Qiujian shrugged. "If you talk about experimenting and calculating the results of physical reactions based on various formulas, he may It can be done easily, but if it comes to confessing to the crush, he will be at a loss! "

"Oh, is this thing so terrible? It sounds like you have the courage to carry out a hydrogen bomb explosion experiment, but no courage to express it!" Xia Jia made an analogy.

"Perhaps it is true even if the hydrogen bomb is more powerful. The result that the explosion can achieve is also his expectation; but how the violinist will respond to his confession, this is unpredictable like Schrödinger's cat!" After drinking tea, continue to tell the story. "What makes him even more depressed is that the violinist has already communicated with them, and they are the bassoon player of their orchestra. In the words of the physicist, I will wait until I can become a good bassoon player. In his position, the protons of the entire universe have decayed ... "

"He was completely in the wrong direction! The violinist did not necessarily like him because his opponent's bassoon played well!" Xia Jia, as a girl, naturally understands the violinist better than any physicist.

"Well, I think so too." Lu Qiujian suddenly felt a little bit crooked. The original meaning of Bassoon in Italian is "a bundle of firewood." Wouldn't this violinist fall in love with the man because of Bassoon? A piece of firewood? Ah, so evil, so evil!

Quickly turned the bad thoughts in his mind to the side and continued to tell the story. "The physicist pondered for a long time, and finally came up with a way to express my confession, but we would write a paper! Simply write the confession into the paper! So he immediately started and wrote an article called" How to forget the paper you love her. "

"In this paper, he first expressed his infatuated obsession with Gillian in lingering language! This obsession that was destined to have no results made him painfully unable to extricate himself, so he designed an experiment to try to use his own Physics theory to make herself forget her! "

"Well, isn't it more appropriate to find a psychologist in this situation?" Xia Jia really couldn't understand how to forget a person by a powerless method.

Lv Qiujian put her index finger to her mouth to signal her not to interrupt herself, and then went on to say, "He designed an experimental solution that can theoretically solve unrequited love. This experiment uses the following equipment and materials."

"A large generator requires an instantaneous electrical conductivity above 20 amps (including 20 amps). Two bundles of large-size copper cables are connected to the positive and negative poles of the above generator respectively. The on-off is controlled by the handle, so that you can There is something to grab when you step barefoot in a bathtub filled with salt water. "

"A quantum flip-flop that works better with an old laser dial; a photomultiplier tube to detect random photons emitted by the laser source; a camera that is aimed at the phonebook with the number of the person you secretly love. "

"The last is a pre-programmed computer that will start the generator under the control of a quantum trigger, but if the camera detects that the name disappears from the phone book, the generator will be turned off."

"If he did this experiment, he would die!" Xia Jia clenched her fingers in both hands. There seems to be some worry about the fate of this physicist.

"But in theory everything is unpredictable since he pressed the quantum trigger. There are millions in this process. Even billions, trillions of him will die." The radium luminous dial may emit a Photon. It may not be issued, two possibilities exist at the same time, and "if survived through this process, it means that the name disappeared from the phone book ~ www.readwn.com ~ Gillian is not in this world Existence, the generator is automatically turned off by the computer program! In this way, he will get a world without Gillian! Never worry about love again! "

"Then? What is the result of this experiment? Has he really got rid of Gillian's unrequited love?" Xia Jia saw Lu Qiujian stopped and couldn't help but urge.

"The result was unexpected!" Lu Qiujian shrugged helplessly again. "He hasn't pressed the quantum switch until today. In the physicist's words, he can't imagine himself living in a dislike Gillian. In the universe! "

"Hahahaha!" Xia Jia couldn't help laughing, attracting customers around her to look back.

After a long time, she stopped, took out the paper towel and wiped the tears out of her smile, and spit out her tongue apologetically.

"Well, I felt the same way when I first heard this story!" This boring man can be said to be romantic in a way!

"I think I must be able to write a good story on this subject!" Xia Jia's look at Lu Qiujian now seems a little different.

"Well, I think so too, and let my girlfriend draw a comic after you write it!" Then Lu Qiujian saw the light in her eyes dim obviously. (To be continued.)

Ps: Guess who is this girl? But this will not be so good!