Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

Will you? Would anyone want to be locked up in a manor as a guinea pig? ? Of course there is, like me (raises hand).

Ahem, just kidding, how could such a good thing happen? Stop dreaming and just masturbate!

Let's get back to the point.

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Indeed, I am too arrogant. After hearing the children's answers, Mingyu Xingming smiled bitterly. He clasped his hands together and whispered Amitabha before saying, I did ignore the children. I stubbornly believe that I should always protect them.

Your idea is not wrong. This is something that every parent will worry about. Ai Sibei looked at Wei Mingyu Xingming with a smile and said: Parents who really like their children will inspire themselves because of this love. Protectiveness - When they were young, they worried about whether they would choke when eating or whether they would fall when walking; when they grow up, they worry about whether they study well or whether they will be bullied; when they are older, they worry about whether they are safe outside. , Did you eat well? To use a saying from my hometown, I feel pity for all the parents in the world.

Amitabha... Ming Yu Xingming burst into tears, What Miss Aisibei said is so reasonable, but... just... it's just that these children can no longer enjoy this kind of care from their parents!

What are you talking about? Elsebell raised her eyebrows, and then said seriously: In your opinion, they may no longer enjoy the relationship between their parents, but in their eyes...

Ai Sibei looked at the children and asked with a smile: Children, what kind of character is Uncle Mingyu in your eyes?

It's daddy! Little Loli raised her little hands and said in a sweet voice.

That's right! Our father is the uncle!

Isn't it too strange to say that dad is an uncle?

That uncle is the father?

Isn't this even weirder?

Ha ha ha ha--

The children's cheerful discussion made the tears flowing down Mingyu Xingming's face become even more exaggerated - making Elsie Bell once suspect that Mingyu Xingming was a water column instead of a rock pillar.

However, this suspicion does not prevent Aisibeier from continuing to deceive Mingmingyu Xingming.

Did you see it? Ai Sibei held her chin up, looked at Wei Ming Yu Xing Ming with a smile, and said, The children didn't feel sad at all because they were orphans! This is all because of what Mr. Wei Ming Yu gave him. Their love fills their inner breath!

Is...is that so? Ming Yu Xingming's tears fell again.

Ah, so stop crying! You are a rock pillar, not a weeping pillar! Wait, could it be that the word rock in the rock pillar is actually a homonym for eye? Does it symbolize tears?

Okay, okay, don't cry, don't cry. Elsie Bell sighed helplessly and said, What about that? If Mr. Wei Mingyu is willing, he can take these children to join the Demon Slayer Squad. Those who are talented can become a hunter... a ghost hunter, and those who are not talented can also be a support staff, how about that?

This, yes, yes, but... Wei Mingyu Xingming showed a hesitant expression.

I bet Mr. Wei Mingyu is thinking about whether his children will be in danger if they join the Demon Slayer Squad, right? The corners of Elsie Bell's lips curled up, and she said, Is it possible that we are here? Isn't there danger? Danger exists everywhere, and we cannot stop moving forward just because we are worried about danger.

If you want to talk about danger, there are too many dangers in this world, too many.

Enter the elevator, maybe the elevator is out of order, die;

Taking the stairs, you may slip, die;

Open the door, and a flowerpot may fall from the sky, die;

While walking, a car may hit you, die;

If you take a car, the car may rear-end you, die;

Flying, maybe the plane crashes, die;

If you take a ship, you may hit an iceberg, die.

With so many threats, what are you going to do? You don't want to go out? If you don't go out, there may be a gas leak, earthquake, electricity leakage, or a murderer may escape into the community and then just break into your home and take you hostage.

Big sister is right. Little Loli No. 2 crawled over, grabbed Mingyu Xingming's hand slowly, and said: Xingmingba, don't worry! We will protect ourselves. !”

Oh oh oh...

The mournful Yu Xingming, who was called Baba for the first time, bowed his head and cried again.

Tears like kelp came out as if they were free of money, as if there was an unyielding soul shouting to the world, it was shouting - My tear ducts are very developed.

Several other young ladies and little lolita also got in front of Beimingyu Xingming, saying that they would work hard and not let Beimingyu worry!

So... Elsebell smiled and held her chin up as she said, Shall we set off?

Now? Wei Mingyu Xingming was stunned, It's night now, should we wait until daytime...

Don't worry, ghost hunters only work at night, because our goal is to kill all the evil ghosts in the world! Elsebell said the slogan of free money, It would be better if ghosts come to us!

It's better to do some lower strings... No, upper strings... Forget it, let's just go straight to it, okay?

Elsebell is also worried. She is not protected in this world, so she cannot find someone directly. In addition, there are no cameras in this world, so she cannot find people through face recognition. She can only use the stupidest method. Blanket search.

But... Elsebell knows very well that there is a ghost named Naru-nu under Wu Kai's hands, and her ability seems to be space-based, so as long as he takes Naru-nu with him, he can travel through space at will - unless you are sure You have to find his person, otherwise you won’t be able to find him at all!

‘As of now, the only places that clearly know when Wuhan appeared are two places.

The first place, which is the beginning of the plot, is when Tanjiro's family was killed - in the original work, Nezuko was turned into a ghost, and according to the situation in the original work, people can be turned into Damn it, it seems that only Wu Ke, Hei Shimo from Shangxian 1, and Tong Mo from Shangxian 2 have this ability! But in the original work, Tanjiro smelled the smell of Muzan, so Heishimou and Tongma can be ruled out directly!

The second place was a city called Asakusa. In that city, Tanjiro smelled Muzan and had a conflict with Muzan.

In Elsebell's memory, Wu Ke seemed to have clearly appeared in these two places. As for the other times he appeared, they were basically separate descriptions without deliberately explaining the location. Otherwise, they were in Infinite City ( Naruko's ability, a city located in a different space), and she is still dressed as a woman...

Thorn!

Although Wumei is indeed a boss, and deserves to die, and should go to hell, even skinning and cramping is not an exaggeration, but what does this have to do with my idea of ​​a Japanese woman dressing up as a boss?

In other words, if Elsebell wants to take action against Wu Mei, unless she can definitely find him, she can only wait and wait.

Since Miss Elsie Bell has said so, then... Mingyu Xingming said with a serious face, It would be outrageous if we are still hesitant.

Then let's go! Elsebell nodded with satisfaction, lowered her head at the same time, and crossed out the rock pillar in her notes.

‘Then there are the other pillars. ’ Elsebell touched her chin.

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On the carriage.

Third Miss, don't you feel tired like this? Elsa hugged Elsabel and said with a helpless expression: Komaji before, and the blind man now.

Ahaha, do you think it's meaningless for me to go around rescuing people like this? Elsebell looked at Elsa and couldn't help laughing, and said, It's because I'm rescuing people everywhere that you're by my side. !Besides, isn’t my job to change the tragedy? Since it is a job, then I must work hard! Besides, I also have a good impression of these characters! Hmm... Even if they don’t know me, it’s okay, haha .”

Okay, Miss Third is right. Elsa blinked and said, Anyway, I will always be by Miss Third's side!

Elsa-san, don't express your stance suddenly! Rem on the side came over angrily and said, Rem will always be by the third lady's side!

Ram too! A smile appeared on Ram's lips.

'Ah! ’ Beatrice sneered—the show of loyalty that will be performed every night is here!

Don't you just want to come over and give me a kiss and a hug?

Lolicon!

Betty doesn't need it! Betty was the one who was kissed, hugged and lifted high!

Can anyone else do it?

End of this chapter

Three-party talks!

On the left are the head of the family and several current pillars.

On the right, there is the kneeling Mingyu Xingming, and the group of young ladies and little loli girls behind him.

On the side is Elsebell, who is calmly drinking tea (Coke), touching her thighs and stockings, three maids, and a mascot tool.

Chiliu—— After Elsebell took a sip of Coke, she put down the cup in her hand. Then Rem, who was beside her, tilted the 1982 Lafite bottle slightly with a calm look on her face and poured the Coke inside. Into Elsebell's cup.

Isn’t it true that some people thought that what Elsebell was drinking was Lafite? No way, no way!

Both of you, you have been here gazing lovingly for four minutes and seventeen seconds. Elsebell glanced at Yanzhu and the leader who were still looking at each other, and said, If you fall in love with me, express yourself bravely. In my heart, I am very supportive of same-sex love!

Pfft - the head of the family spat out a mouthful of old blood, and he hurriedly explained to Elsebell: Miss Elsebell, don't make such a joke! I am the one who is getting married!

Turtle, what if someone from the priest family hears this and mistakenly thinks he is a little giver, and then is unwilling to send someone over? Then won’t our family lose its incense?

Ahem, I'm a monk. Mingyu Xingming also explained seriously.

What? I remember that the monks here in Neon can marry and have children, right? Ai Xibeier glanced at Mingmingyu Xingming and said, You appear to be a serious person, but in fact you are very bad.

???

Several question marks popped up on Mingyu Xingming's head.

Who is the bad one?

Ahem, okay, okay. Although Wei Mingyu Xingming is a blind man, Elsie Bell always felt that the way he looked at her was not right, so she quickly changed the topic, What about that, you guys continue talking, I Let’s go rest first!”

Miss Elsebell, please stay. At this time, the head of the house quickly shouted, I have something I want to entrust you with.

Huh? What's the matter? Elsebell kept one foot in the house and one foot in the air, and pressed her right hand on the most prominent part of Elsa's body to maintain balance, Is it in your hand? I have too much money and I don’t know how to spend it. Do you want me to show you?”

... The leader twitched his lips and said, If you are short of pocket money, then let me demonstrate.

It's easy to talk! I'm an expert at spending money with gold medals, and I'm a Krypton guy who is nicknamed the Krypton Gold Sow! Elsebell quickly turned around, then put her hands on her hips and said, Hurry up and say it. What commission do you have!

Can you accompany me to a priest's family? The head of the family looked at Elsie Bell and said gently, I want to marry a witch from a priest's family.

Ah... Elsebell showed a stunned expression and said, That's right, it's time for you to make a child!

Pfft-- The master failed again--can you please stop saying this kind of thing so bluntly! Who can withstand this!

It's okay to accompany you. Anyway, I just want to find something to do, but... Elsebell touched her chin and said, I have to get some benefits!

You said it. The master said - ever since he understood Elsebell's combat power, the master without hesitation defined Elsebel as the strongest one! Once his own safety is at stake, he will mobilize his strongest combat power without hesitation.

Don't get me wrong, the master is really not timid or cowardly, that's why he must bring Red with him, he has other plans.

Hmm... Elsebell thought for a while and said, If I want to participate in the final selections in the next few years, I will be the examiner.

That's it? The head of the house was stunned - Elsebell's request cannot be called a benefit at all... No, that's not the way to say it! It should be that this request from Elsebell cannot be called a mission reward at all.

Because even if you don't complete the task, Elsebell's request will not make any sense as the head of the family - let alone you want to be an examiner, even if you want to participate in the final selection, there is no problem, just pretend to be young.

Yes, that's the request. Elsebell nodded and said, From this session on, I will participate.

Find out the ghost first, and just boom Silly Karaka, so as not to forget about the accident later - as for why not participate again in Qiangtu and Yiyong's class? Turtle, they are human beings in that session, but the contestants in other sessions are not human beings! One more person is worth saving!

No problem! The head of the house nodded, and then continued, Also...Miss Elsebell, I have an idea.

Um?

It's about the plan to marry a witch from a priestly family. The head of the family looked at Elsebell and said, I'm going to make it more grand, and then I'll arrange for the two pillars to go with me.

Do you want to... Elsebell thought of the master's behavior and the self-destruction behavior in the original work, and immediately understood the master's plan, Are you going to use yourself as a bait to seduce Wu Misan?

That's right. The leader nodded his head and said.

But, the Uyashiki family's affairs are relatively secretive, right? Elsebelle frowned and said, Aren't you worried about Wu Kai becoming suspicious? After all, that guy can't do anything, and he ranks first in cowardice.

However, Boss Chu's coercion makes sense to a certain extent. After all, he has enough time to live, and he only needs to compete with you for longevity.

I was indeed worried about it at first, but in the past few days I have thought about everything and thought I could still give it a try.

First of all, although Muzan is paying attention to the Ubuyashiki family, this wedding is my first action after taking over as the head of the family, so Muzan is not aware of my past behavior style, so he will not notice any abnormalities.

Secondly, normally, the Ubiyashiki family will be very cautious, so I will not start from my own point of view and ask the wedding to be more...exaggerated. I will start from another point of view, that is, the family of priests.

I have already contacted the priest family through letters. The priest family will send a notice in their name, saying that if I want to marry a miko from their family, I must have a wedding procession, which will be mainly fancy.

Although this style of conduct goes against the usual style of the Ubuyashiki family, in order to prolong the bloodline of the Ubuyashiki family, I can only agree to the request of the priest world - under such a plan, Muzan will not have a suspicious attitude. .”

There is no doubt that my actions are innocent. After learning about my actions, they may attack me directly in order to completely eradicate the Ubuyashiki family.

That's my plan.

After the master finished speaking, he looked at Elsebell seriously and said, This plan is based on Miss Elsebel's combat effectiveness. I would never dare to do this without your presence.

Although killing ordinary ghosts with pillars is just like playing, in these hundreds of years of battles, a large number of pillars have died in the hands of Shangxian, and Shangxian ghosts are not Wuxian's opponents at all, so let alone two There are only 20 pillars, and I'm afraid if all 20 pillars are on the same page, they will not be the opponents of Wuxian in their heyday.

This plan...if it works, let's do it. Elsebell thought about it for a while. The reason why she is stranded here now is because she can't find Wuhan. If she finds it, she can penetrate it overnight. The mode of seeing and hearing is not invincible, and the coverage area is also limited! You can’t just search like a blanket, right? That’s too tiring, and there’s no little sister yet!

Thank you for your help. The boss breathed a sigh of relief.

Then nothing will happen to me from now on, right? Elsebell pointed to the door and said, Then, should I run away first?

Okay. The leader nodded, then focused his attention on Beimingyu Xingming again, and said, Mr. Beimingyu, let's have a good discussion.