Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

Qingzang looked at this little girl wearing white training clothes with a dazed look on her face, like the most exquisite doll - you want to say that this girl is the second cutest in the world... What are you looking at! He is the second best in the world! Our family’s Lianxue is the best in the world!

Humph, you want to say that this girl is the second cutest in the world, and I can accept it, but you actually say that my training is not as good as hers?

Oh, don't compare me with others. Elsebell waved her hands in confusion and said, It's different, it's different.

That’s definitely different! No matter how difficult the burpee is, it is just a fitness exercise method for ordinary people. Even if it is just an ordinary ball-shaming person, there are big guys who can do hundreds of them.

But what about Elsebell? Even when she just came out of the Zero World, her physical fitness could be said to be superhuman, not to mention that she also went to the Pirate World.

Want to know about the Sixth Form of the Navy? Even if you select from more than 7 billion people in the world, you may not be able to find a single person who can meet the physical fitness requirements of the Sixth Form of the Navy.

Therefore, it is completely meaningless to compare the physical qualities of Qingzang and Aixibei.

Miss, do you know the content of his training?

Of course I know, I arranged it for him. Elsebell walked over with a smile and said: It's just some basic basic training. He wants to start the next step of training, and it's still very early.

Miss, I will work hard! Koji said loudly.

Keep your voice down, everyone else is sleeping. Elsebell waved her hand and said.

No, this eldest lady... Qingzang felt a little confused, Just... the entry-level? Was that just the entry-level?

Just now?

Just, this is it... Qingzang did a burpee.

Ah, burpee, this is indeed entry-level. Elsebell nodded and said, Don't believe it? Then let's do some advanced training?

Okay! Qingzang still couldn't believe it. That kind of intense training was actually just entry-level?

If Cibei heard what Qingzang was saying, she would probably roll her eyes and complain about this guy's poor vision - to be honest, you haven't learned the breathing method. If you had learned the breathing method, you would know that you are too talented. !

When Tanjiro, the protagonist of the original book, was learning the breathing method Changzhong (that is, the method of maintaining breathing throughout the day), one of the links was to exercise the lungs, and the content of the exercise was quite simple - first, two fist-sized wooden gourds , just blow, blow hard, blow it up! Then I changed it to a larger size, and in this way it grew to a large gourd more than one meter high.

Can anyone else do it? Let alone blowing open a gourd that's more than one meter high, I'm afraid you can't blow it open even if it's not ten centimeters high! !

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I'm sorry, I'm just a loser. Qingzang leaned against the threshold of the door with a helpless look on his face, staring blankly at the trees beside him. His appearance was the same as that of Hinata Hoshino, who had been quitting nana for a few days.

That look really made Komaji laugh out loud.

Miss Third is a god-like person, it's natural to compare to her. He raised his foot and kicked Qingzang's butt, and said: Don't block the door of our house, others will look at us strangely.

No... Qingzang looked up blankly and said, Who is your third lady? How could she be so... just... just...

Unbelievable, okay?

This is like assuming there is only one live broadcast platform in the world, and then there is a beautiful girl named Lala who is cosplaying a little devil and dancing at the same time. Suddenly someone discovers that the number of people on the live broadcast platform has reached tens of billions, and then Wearing scarves and complaining: It's amazing, there are more than 7 billion people in the world, and there are tens of billions of people in one live broadcast room of your live broadcast platform? Why, are people in the underworld watching it too?

Then the next day, Debbie Luke's spaceship arrived and told you that the reason why there are tens of billions of people in the live broadcast room is because people from other planets are also watching this live broadcast. Do you have any opinion? If so, just say it. Our answer is unanimously to launch planet-destroying eggs.

Oh, your expression at this moment is probably the same as Qingzang's.

Who made her the third lady? Komaji's expression was calm and collected, I'm used to it.

Yes, Komaji also said at the beginning - Miss Third, you are a weak-looking girl, so don’t train with me. If you accidentally scratch a little bit of skin, wouldn’t it be Miss Elsa? You want to twist me into a Möbius strip?

Of course, such thoughts disappeared without a trace after he and Elsebell competed for one minute and twenty-six seconds - Komaji, who was treated as a skipping rope by Elsebell, was worried about his own The old man doubted his life and thought about how such a small body like the Third Miss could have such a strong fighting capacity.

Is that a hand? Those are iron cuffs! Ah, what iron? Those are bedrock handcuffs!

Hey, you three young ladies are really scary. Qingzang sat up straight and said, But, with all due respect, I think you can't do her training method like that.

...It doesn't matter. Of course Koji knew that he couldn't do it - no, it's impossible for normal people to do radio gymnastics with dozens of tons of weights tied to their limbs, right?

No, listen to me - Qingzang looked at Komaji seriously and said: Your physical fitness is very good. I just touched your bones. It's very good. It can be said that you are the best in the world. A true martial arts prodigy!

Then what? Komaji asked, What do you want to say?

What happened to the martial arts prodigy?

Don't I run a martial arts school? Qingzang chuckled and said, Are you interested in becoming my disciple?

coming!

A glimmer of light flashed in Koji's eyes. He turned his head silently and said, I'm not interested. This is enough for me.

Hiss, eh, no...just... Qingzang scratched his head and said, Can you become stronger?

Just like you?

That is required!

But ten of you tied together can't beat the third lady. Komaji glanced at Keizang - of course, he also struggled with this reason, and also asked, The third lady is so strong, why do you need to be a thug? ?this problem.

Regarding his doubts, Rem replied disdainfully: If the third lady is strong, then the third lady needs to teach others a lesson? So if the third lady has hands, should she be allowed to take a bath by herself? If she has a pillow, should she sleep on it? Really? If she has a towel, should she use it to wipe her feet?

Grandma, if we let Miss San do it herself, how can we absorb Miss San’s energy and elements?

? Although Komaji didn't understand what was said, he still understood what Rem meant - how could someone as noble as Miss Third teach others a lesson by herself? That's why he is needed as a thug!

Yes, that must be the case!

I, I definitely can't beat her... Qing Zang's expression was a little uneasy, But... just...

Wow, that hurts.

Yes, there is a monster-like powerful third lady beside me, why do you still need to learn from me? But if you ask Qingzang to give up just like that, you wouldn’t be willing to do so! After all, the aptitude Komaji showed under the tutelage of Elsebell is really pretty... no, it's really pretty!

We can't just give up!

Qingzang clenched his fists.

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Ever since he realized Komaji's talent, Keizang immediately became a frequent visitor to Scarlet's house, and even his daughter Renxue would come over occasionally to visit.

I asked, why did you come to our house all day long? Elsebell looked at Qingzang knowingly and said, Is it because our food is delicious?

Uh... Although Qingzang wanted to firmly say that it wasn't me, but Rem's craftsmanship was so good, as long as it was dinner time...

Qingzang’s brain: I want to eat

Qingzang’s mouth: Let’s eat it at home

Qingzang’s legs: Scarlet family, let’s go!

Why can't I control my legs? ?

Qingzang is so angry.

Stare-- Ai Xibei looked at Qingzang with a blank expression--you weird uncle, please respond quickly! I'm going back to playing Elsa!

Ahem, although the food is delicious... Qingzang scratched his head in embarrassment. He glanced at Lianxue who was eating at the dining table and said, But actually Lianxue also likes it here.

Isn't that all? Elsebell asked in return.

Of course, there are other reasons. Qingzang squatted in front of Elsie Bell and said, As for your Komaji, I want to accept him as my apprentice!

Then you accept it, what are you telling me? Of course, Ai Sibei knew that Komaji would not become a disciple. After all, her purpose was to make the lovers Komaji and Lianxue finally get married - by the way, in Under the deliberate guidance of Aisi Bell (the best in the world of video games), two children of similar age, Komaji and Renyue, have accumulated a considerable degree of favorability by playing various cooperative survival games together... …

‘Oh oh oh! ’

Suddenly, Elsebell saw Komaji put a chopstick of meat into Lianxue's bowl, and immediately gave him a thumbs up!

Well done, Komaji!

I didn't have the courage like you back then! If this is rejected, it will be a fatal blow!

I recall that back then, Mr. Wang Dong nervously gave his beloved girl a piece of pineapple and sour pork. As a result, the girl said with an embarrassed look: I'm sorry, I'm losing weight recently, so such a high-calorie thing...

At that time, Mr. Wang Dong was very ashamed and said: I'm sorry, I didn't know you were losing weight!

And he kept praising the other person for having a good and beautiful figure, and being a fairy without losing weight at all, which made the other person smile happily, and Mr. Wang Dong also showed a happy smile.

Then he saw the woman and her boyfriend masturbating outside the next day, and they were also happily drinking carbonated drinks.

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't deserve it.

Mr. Wang Dong, who was still a high school student at that time, has since plunged into the second dimension, and his steam nickname and QQ nickname have also become I will always like Shana (crossed out) Louise (crossed out) Sanqian Inagi (crossed out) Suzumiya Haruhi (crossed out) Nanoha (crossed out) Akiyama Mio (crossed out) Gogeng Ruri (crossed out) Misaka Mikoto (crossed out) Ikaros (crossed out)...

10086 names are omitted below

By the way, Wang Dong later found out that the girl's boyfriend was with the girl's best friend, but at the same time he didn't want to give up on the girl. Then after the exposure, he was slapped by both the girl and the best friend - and finally the girl and her best friend were together. .

Congratulations, congratulations.

Ahem, now that we have finished telling the tragic story of Mr. Wang Dong, let us focus on Komaji and Lianxue.

Thank you~ Lianxue looked at the sweet and sour pork in the bowl, smiled sweetly at Komaji, then picked up a piece of beef from the tomato sirloin and put it into Komaji's bowl, and said, You can eat this too.

Yeah! Komaji felt that his face was a little hot, maybe because there was no air conditioning in this era! It’s so hot to eat, damn it!

Tsk, tsk, tsk - Elsie Bell almost smiled like an aunt outside the door - she had suffered for a long time because of what happened to her third brother, and now she has a way to promote this relationship with her own hands... Hi, It would be crazy not to smile like an aunt.

... Qingzang on the side showed an expression like My cabbage was eaten by a pig.

Ahem, Mr. Qingzang... Elsebell coughed and said, What's the use of telling me that you want to accept Komaji as your apprentice?

The person you want to impress is Komaji! I went to send flowers, treat me to dinner and watch a movie... Oh, I made a mistake, I made a mistake.

That's it. Keizang said seriously: I have invited Komaji many times, but he refused every time!

Elsebell thought to herself: 'Just refuse, I asked him to refuse. ’

He refused, so you just try to impress him. It's useless for you to tell me. I'm not Komaji. Elsebell felt that she needed to get another hand.

‘If I could persuade him, what would I do to you? ’ Keizang cried with a sad face - Komaji’s reason for rejecting him was the same every time, that is, Miss San is better than you, so I just need to practice with Miss San. How do you want Keizang to answer this!

She is simply better than me!

Ahem, Miss Third, I need to talk to you in detail! Qingzang's expression became serious (pretending to be), and he said: Although you are very strong, I think you are so Not even one strong person can be found among 100,000 people! So it’s impossible for Komaji to follow your path!”

Yes, it’s not that Elsebell is great, and Koji can just follow the path of Elsebel—Mader, even in online games, the gap between super first-line professions and sewer professions is huge! Exactly the same build, super first-line can make the shit out of the sewer!

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Is there a road in front of me that everyone can walk on? That doesn't exist.

Is Uzumaki Naruto awesome? Nine-tailed mode, Nine-tailed Sage mode, Immortal Technique·Super-large Jade-tailed Beast Jade Rasengan with one hundred rounds, who can withstand it? Is it invincible?

Okay, come here, move out the chakra-depleted 55 Kai from the hospital because he lost a few Raikiri!

Mr. Gogokai, Uzumaki Naruto's path to invincibility is already in front of you! Please, let’s use Kamui Raikiri’s 100-round bomb now!

55 Kai: Do you want me to die?

That’s pretty much what it means.

In the same way, the reason why Elsebell's physical fitness is so terrifying is because she first obtained strong physical fitness in the Zero World by relying on the blessed protection and the absorption of the blood of the Vacuum Witch and the Jealousy Witch. , and then evolved these foundations into further physical qualities in the pirate world...

Here I would like to express my special thanks to Mr. Kaido. After he turned into a dragon, he bled a lot, and it tasted delicious to drink!

I would also like to express my special thanks to the Neptunes in the Pirate World, especially the super-large One Piece, which is nutritious and delicious. Elsebell is so cute!

This kind of miracle of physical fitness cannot be compared to the residents of the Demon Slayer World - let alone the human Komaji and Keizou. Even Enichi Tsukuni, the creator of the Rihu, cannot compete with Elsebell. Than physical fitness.

This cannot be achieved by exercise, this is a species gap! It's like the shameful people can't beat the Saiyans no matter how hard they try.

Indeed, my path is not suitable for Kōji. Elsebell nodded and said, So...you mean, your path is suitable for Kōji?

Yes! Qingzang nodded without hesitation and said: The function of martial arts is to allow people to exert 120% of their body's combat effectiveness. It is true that it will not have much effect when meeting people like you, but at the same level In the battle, martial arts still plays a great role!

What is the use of martial arts? The simplest is the routine of moves. For example, when ordinary people fight, they use Wang Baquan, while those who fight often exchange injuries for injuries. Whoever is more aggressive wins, and each time they fight, they have their own fighting style.

And martial arts is at a higher level! Different schools have different punching methods. Some focus on six-point force and four-point technique; some focus on eight-point force and two-point technique! To put it bluntly, martial arts allows you to punch faster and more powerfully, and change your moves more easily, and the routines in the moves also allow you to naturally evolve several connecting methods after changing your moves.

Of course, this refers to real martial arts, not the kind of martial arts that is just a showy thing to deceive people.

Hmm...Have you told Komaji these words?

said.

How did he answer?

He said: What you said makes sense, but you can't beat the third lady.