Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

If you play Hearthstone, you will know that someone added a friend after being defeated by you in Legend of Tribulation and scolded you, Why don't you give up a round of Tribulation with Labor and Capital? You are dead, or What kind of five orphan card are you playing? Only people whose parents are dead can do this kind of deck.

When you play LOL, you will find that someone is assigned to the support position during the rankings, and then they go in and say I don't want to support, I want to be in the middle, and then they don't care about other people and directly choose Yasuo.

If you play chicken, you will encounter a piece of trash who will beat you to death after you refuse.

The more games you play, the more you will find that there are always some mentally retarded people in this world. When faced with these mentally retarded people, Elsebell will often turn into a pianist and play various games with the eighteenth generation of her ancestor as the core. Adjectives and nouns are used as auxiliary methods for greetings, and then That's it? and No, no, no, as irritating QTEs.

Therefore, Isabel will not hesitate to slap back those who are not clear-minded.

No, why didn't you talk? Elsebell looked at the silent ghost villagers and continued to mock without hesitation, Tell me, what do I want from you? What do you want me to want? Tell me. Talk, talk, don’t stop talking!”

You, you, you... The village chief was so angry that he couldn't speak, but the village chief had to admit that their group of ghosts really didn't plot anything against Elsie Bell.

Can't you tell me? Elsebell sneered, then rolled her eyes, turned around and came to Rem, and said angrily: I want to save the lovely Rem and Ram, right? That’s not right~”

Sister Elsebell! Rem threw himself at Elsebel from his father's arms, then showed a happy smile and said, Thank you for coming to save Rem and sister.

Look, Rem is so good! Elsebell rubbed Rem's cheek.

I understand, you are doing it for Ram! the village chief suddenly shouted, Ram is the most talented ghost clan in the history of the ghost clan. You must be trying to please us because of her talent!

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When Elsebell put the question mark, it wasn't that she had a problem, it was that she felt that there was something wrong with the ghost village chief's brain.

Is there something wrong with your brain? Or has your brain degenerated to the level of an ape after being the village chief for a long time? Do you deserve the keys? How many keys? You don't deserve it! Elsebell's back molars began to hurt in anger. , Please use your poor IQ and think about it carefully. If my target is Ram and Rem, wouldn't it be better for you losers to die?

Who are you calling useless?

Aren't you just a big loser with a bad brain? Elsebelle is really angry now - to be honest, Elsebelle's helping this group of ghosts is really out of good intentions, after all This act of rescuing people... If you pretend not to know, who can blame you? But after you saved others, others became suspicious and felt good about themselves, thinking that you had some agenda in saving them...

Who's not a little angry yet?

If my real target is Ram and Rem, do I still need to go around in such a big circle? Ram, Rem, let me ask you... Elsebell turned her head and looked at Ram and Rem behind her. And Ram's father and Ram's mother asked: If I invite your family of four to go to Kalalaki with me, will you? Leave the ghost village! There are cakes and meat to eat every day, and there are interesting books. , with beautiful scenery!”

I do! Rem said without hesitation - in her world, there are only her sister, father, mother and sister Elsebell. As for the village chief and the others...

Rem still clearly remembers that when she was a child, the village chief and others wanted to kill him and his sister!

Me too...if father and mother are willing. Ram hesitated and replied.

Look, even without you, Ram and Rem are just as willing to leave with me. Elsebell did not wait for Ram's father and Ram's mother to answer the question, but looked at the ghost village chief with disdain and said : Need you? Don't you really think you are important? No, no, no? If I want to take Ram and Rem away, do I have to go through such a big circle? I also need to take you all away. Saved? Oh, yes, here, if I am really behind the scenes, I will let those witch cultists kill you all first, and then only Ram and Rem will be left. Finally, heroes will come from heaven to save Ram and Rem. Come down - think about it carefully, all the clan members are dead, and I am the only one left who they know, and also their savior. If they don't follow me, who will they follow? Isn't this much easier than now?

As she said that, Elsebell raised her right hand, pointed it in the direction of the village window, and shouted angrily: One Hundred Thousand Volts, Judgment!

A thunderbolt as thick as a wooden barrel fell from the sky, as if the god was angry, smashing a mountaintop not far away into pieces.

I am the leader of the Iron Fang of Karalaki, the president of the Crimson Chamber of Commerce, and the 'Thunder God' on the same level as Lugnica's 'Sword Master'. Are you suspicious of me? Are you worthy? Elsebell looked at it. The village chief, whose face was pale with fright, then turned his head and said to Father Ram: The invitation I just made is serious. Take Ram and Rem with me - the village chief and other residents. Makes me feel sick and I will never visit this place a third time.”

I... Father Ram was still a little hesitant, but Mother Ram had already answered first: Okay, we'll go with you!

She also has complaints! After our daughter was born, you disliked her for being single and wanted to kill her. Later, you discovered that she was incredibly talented and pretended to spare her life, but you still pushed them to the edge and almost isolated you from the villagers! You can only grow your own vegetables and hunt by yourself!

Then what? When Elsebell came, her force value was so high that the village chief was so cowardly that he quickly threw a bomb into his home - Miss Elsebel was kind and gentle, but what if she was a bad person?

Who doesn’t feel resentful yet?

Okay, let's go! Both daughters and wife said so, and Father Ram nodded immediately.

No... The village chief was unhappy now, You can leave, but leave Ram here...

Here, master, crawl! Elsebell kicked the village chief more than thirty meters away. How dare you say such a thing? Climb as far as you can!

Well, wait a moment...

At this time, Villager A, who had been silent just now, spoke. He looked at Elsebell tremblingly and said, Miss Elsebell, can you listen to us?

Say. It's just a few words, but it's not that I can't listen.

Actually, all of us have been dissatisfied with the village chief for a long time. Every time we come back from hunting, the village chief contributes the least and gets the most, and he often takes advantage of everyone. Villager A gritted his teeth and said: Not only that, he always hints at me My wife is beautiful and my wife has a good figure. If I can, I really want to try something...

Guigui, village chief, have you ever thought about rebellion?

The village chief has mastered a secret method that can make us unable to move within a certain distance. We have been planted with this secret method since we were born. Villager A said hurriedly: That's why we can't resist! But it's different now. Come on - Miss Elsebell, can you take us away too? We can do any job, men can be mercenaries and women can be servants!

... Elsebell tilted her head and thought for a moment. This deal seemed... not a big loss? Although these ghosts are not good at cooking, the reason is due to neglect of exercise! Even if the big number is useless, when they have the next generation, they will be trained from an early age. In ten or twenty years, the mercenary group will have a large number of powerful ghost members!

I think...that's fine! Elsebell nodded and said, That's okay, but I'll say something ugly first. After you follow me, you have to listen to my naming. Do you understand?

yes!

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So, the next day, when the village chief woke up from his coma, he found that the whole village had taken away their belongings, leaving him alone to guard the destroyed village. trembling.

Where is my coolie? What about my coolies with a population of dozens of people? ? ?

End of this chapter

Sir, miss, have you changed your career to become a slave trader?

In the backyard of his mansion, seeing a large group of people suddenly growing up, Ricardo couldn't help but ask his soul: Are you going to go astray?!

What nonsense are you thinking about again? Elsebell rolled her eyes angrily and said, Is your little sister Ai this kind of person? These people are from the border of Lugnica. The ones brought out from the forest are demi-humans from the ghost tribe.

Ghost tribe! Ricardo stared at his dog...wolf eyes and shouted: Captain Niu [beep——]! (broken sound)

The ghost clan can get it, he is worthy of our leader!

Now Iron Fang is awesome! The only mercenary group with ghosts is us!

According to records, the ghost tribe is all awesome!

Wa hahaha!

Elsebell looked at Ricardo with a blank expression and said angrily: If you think so, you will probably be disappointed! Most of these ghost tribes are loser.

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The useless ghosts lowered their heads in shame.

Sorry, we are all useless, filthy.

What a loser in tears.

Waste...waste? Ricardo was shocked, No, missy, this is the ghost clan!

To be honest, has your little sister Ai lied to you? Elsie Bell said angrily, The thing is like this...

Elsebell told Ricardo that she was originally going to travel and practice herself, but she discovered a ghost tribe in the forest, and then balabalabala...

After explaining for a while, Ricardo covered his head and said: Such a talented family has become like this because of stupid people.

It's the saying that if you have a raging army, you can make a den of raging animals. Elsie Bell sighed and said, It's not a big problem. The adult ghosts here are just ordinary employees, and the young ghosts are doing well. nourish!

The adult ghost clan has been abolished and can only be raised from childhood - children from this generation to the next will grow up as members of the Iron Fang.

Okay. Ricardo replied.

Not only Ricardo, but other ghost tribes also had no objections, because Elsebell told them on the way that the method adopted here is to get paid as much as you do, and it is not mandatory to be a mercenary. ——But the salary of mercenaries is definitely the highest.

So, if you don't want to be a mercenary, it's okay, then just do other jobs in the Iron Fang or Crimson Chamber of Commerce.

People in this world are quite trustworthy. When these ghost tribes came here, they said that it was Elsie Bell who brought them out, so they would only listen to Elsie Bell and give advice to Elsie Bell. Work.

Oh, by the way. Elsebell hammered her palms and said, The family will make arrangements individually. Ramrem, what kind of work do you want to do?

What jobs are available? Ram asked.

Hmm, maid, mercenary, businessman. Elsebell thought for a while and replied, Of course, a maid is not an ordinary maid. Not only does she need to clean, but she also needs to develop combat effectiveness and cooking skills. It is the most demanding.

Then Rem wants to be a maid! Rem raised her hand and said seriously, If you become a maid, you can live with Sister Elsebell, right?

Hahaha, you can do it even if you are not a maid. Elsebell pinched Rem's head with a smile and said, Who makes little Rem so cute?

Theoretically, if you are not a maid but a mercenary or a merchant, you need to live with other companions within the Iron Fang or the Crimson Chamber of Commerce, but as Elsebell said, Rem is really It's so cute!

Cuteness is justice! That's power! That's right! So Rem can come over and sleep with Elsebell - Elsebel said it, who has any objection?

Verdict warning!

Rem still wants to be a maid. Rem clenched his fists seriously and said, Sister Elsebell is the savior of Rem and my sister, so Rem wants to work next to Sister Elsebell. , repay you.

Ah, Rem is so well-behaved! Elsebell hugged Rem and said, Rem's first job is to become more cute!

Yes! Rem saluted in a decent manner and said, Rem received the order!

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A month has passed since Rem and Ram became Scarlet House, and during this month, Ram and Rem learned various maid skills from Elsa.

Including but not limited to suddenly taking out the murder weapon from the group, using a killing move with a smile on his face without any killing intention, and warming Elsebell's bed.

Weapons? Elsebell, who was sitting on a chair in the garden reading a novel, looked at Rem and Ram and asked, Why is this topic discussed?

Sister Elsa's weapon is a scimitar, but my sister and I don't know what weapon to use. Rem said a little disappointed.

Hmm... Elsebell put her finger on her chin, thinking about the weapon issue - Ram seems to be a pure mage in the original work, while Rem is an ice mage holding a meteor hammer.

Let's not talk about Rem. Ram's physical fitness plummeted after the horn was broken, so she had to become like that. But now she has a horn, and she has the talent to be ranked among the top three.

If I have to choose, knife? Sword? Spear? Elsebell thought for a while and said, Or maybe it's gloves? What do you think?

Forget it with fists. Ram shook her head. She thought about it and said, What weapon is Master Xiaoai going to use?

Little Ai, Master, this is the pet name given to her by Ram, Rem and Elsa - Little Ai means intimacy, and adults show respect.

As for me, I'm actually hesitating between a knife and a gun. Elsebell said, rubbing her head.

As long as you master the spear, it is a very powerful weapon. It has a long attack range, fast attack speed, and fierce attack. However, the biggest problem is that since ancient times, spearmen have been hard-working and have never been lucky.

As for swords, this thing is actually the easiest to get started with, and she is indeed focusing on practicing swords now.

Does Rem like knives or guns? Elsebell asked.

If Rem chooses, it would be a knife. Rem thought for a while and replied.

Why did you choose a knife?

Because the knife can be tied to the scabbard, and the scabbard can be tied to the belt, so that you can carry the weapon while serving Mr. Xiao Ai, but if it is a spear... Rem lowered his head and said, Just It’s not very convenient to carry.”

That makes sense. Elsebell touched her chin and said, Anyway, I'm pretty good at swordsmanship, so let's practice swords... knives? That's it.

Elsebell originally wanted to practice swordsmanship, but considering that the time travel here is basically Japanese light novels, comics, and animation works, and in the concept of neon, swords are indistinguishable.

For example, Hawkeye from One Piece is known as the world's greatest swordsman, but the weapon he uses is not a broadsword.

Elsebell's ideal weapon would probably be of that shape - probably a Tang sword or a Tai sword.

Then use a sword. Ram also nodded and said.

The relationship is good, I have some accomplishments in this area. Elsie Bell clapped her hands and said, Then starting from tomorrow, you can follow me to exercise, and I will lay the foundation for you as soon as possible.

Okay!xN

This time, Ram finally got rid of the style of taking out a meteor hammer from under her skirt.

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In this way, in the following days, the four of them, led by Elsebell, Ram, Rem, Elsa and Ricardo, trained seriously every day to improve their levels.

During this period, Ricardo picked up triplets of cat demi-humans during a certain mission - they seemed to have been abandoned by their parents, and the three little ones struggled to survive in the slums! But during a certain operation, the three little ones robbed Ricardo who was taking a shortcut. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a tough one. Ricardo reacted quickly and caught two of the three little ones, and then...

Anyway, there were some little stories about the uncle and the three siblings, one girl, two boys, and the result was that Ricardo brought back the three little ones, who were only two years younger than Ram and Rem, and let them join the training together. .

In addition to these things, Iron Fang has probably developed into the largest mercenary group in Kalalaki and the most authoritative mercenary group! Similarly, under the protection of Iron Fang and the leadership of Anastasia, the Crimson Chamber of Commerce has become the largest chamber of commerce in Kalalaki.

Then, the most important thing is that a few months ago, Anastasia went to Lugnica during a certain business trip, and because of an accident, she picked up a certain coat of arms and lit it up. He picked up the ruby ​​​​on it and became one of Lugnica's kings.

There are still 0 years left before the plot begins.

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Lord Ai, are you going to Lugnika? Rem, who had grown up to be tall and graceful, looked at Ai Sibell who was packing her luggage and asked.

That's right! Elsebell put her hands on her hips and said, The King's Choice has already gathered four people, and I guess the fifth person is almost there! How can I not participate in such a passionate thing?