Although I had long expected such a scenario to happen, I didn't expect it to be in the toilet, and it was the most **** situation...

"What do you mean, kid!"

Maybe I thought I was looking down on him by sighing.

I thought this kind of outdated plot would only appear in comics, but I didn't expect this type of person to exist in reality.

The next development should be to say some threats like 'Leave Ji Lianbing', 'Guys like you shouldn't stay by her side', 'Get out of here if you know each other'.

However, the development of things is completely different from what I imagined.

"Don't think that having a girlfriend makes you a winner in life! You bastard! I tell you, you will be dumped sooner or later!"

"what…?"

I frowned deeply. I didn't understand why this person suddenly said such a sentence.

"I wanted to politely ask you for advice, but now you pee on my pants... You have to accompany me!"

"I said, I will pee on you all because you brought it on yourself."

"I don't care! You have to pay me anyway!"

A child!

"My lord has a lot of money and won't ask you for any compensation. Just tell me the secret of how you can attract women!"

So that's what happened...

It seems that the title of Master of Magic is just mocking him for being a virgin. This guy just saw that I was dating Ji Lianbing and mistakenly thought that I had mastered some kind of skill to attract women.

However, I don't have the kind of skills that only Lifan male protagonists have.

"I don't know the secret to being popular."

Meng Fa excitedly tugged at my collar and shook it, spitting saliva all over my face.

"Stop deceiving people! I have been watching you since last Friday. Since you were confessed by Ji Lianbing, you have also received the attention of several girls. Obviously, you have gained the halo of the protagonist of the male protagonist of the harem! Suddenly you have become so popular. Welcome, there must be some secret! Tell me, did you do some shady deal? Or did you use some taboo method?"

What is this all about... The attention of several girls? Why didn't I notice it at all?

Am I suddenly popular?

Ah, yes, the magic circle that ran into my head should be working.

Then you shouldn't come to me, go to Lili.

"I think Teacher Yang from the library should be able to help you."

"Don't think about sending me casually, what can that woman do for me!"

I turned my head to the side, wiped the saliva from my face, and answered helplessly.

"Since you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do, and there's nothing I can do... I really don't know anything."

"It's not magic! Then how did you become popular! It's clear that this uncle is much more handsome than you, but you, an inconspicuous little guy, is more popular than me, why!"

Is this guy narcissistic enough? Speaking of which, I still think you are handsome, but I think your style will deduct you below the passing line. There is no girl who still likes to kill Matt's style, unless that girl has a problem with her head.

"Forget it, since you don't tell me, I'll take a look myself! Don't move!"

"Uh?"

Meng Fa suddenly stretched out his broad palm and held my Heavenly Spirit Cover, and saw...

Well, nothing happened.

"What are you doing?"

"Huh? You..."

Meng Fa, who was very noisy, suddenly became quiet and looked at me with an unexpected look, as if he had discovered a new continent.

"What's wrong?"

"No, it's nothing, I just think your... um, you're quite attractive."

Hearing a big man say these words, my face suddenly wrinkled, and nausea started to come up from my stomach.

"Even if you don't have the predestined relationship with women, don't be interested in men... I declare in advance that I have no interest in men at all."

Meng Fa was choked by me and coughed a few times, then raised his **** and sprayed at me.

"Cough! Who is interested in men! Even if you wear women's clothes, I won't be interested in you!"

"Then what do you mean by raising your middle finger..."

Should I believe your words, or should I believe your gesture of wanting to **** with me?

"Cough, cough! I despise what you mean!"

"Ha ha…"

This guy is really interesting.

I think I might know why Lianbing likes to tease me so much, because teasing others is really fun.

"Really, I'm going to be confused by you! This uncle is a devil...cough, master of fortune-telling! I did a calculation for you just now, and found out that your life is a peach blossom."

Divination and fortune telling are not the same thing at all, right? No, even for fortune telling, I've never heard of rubbing my head... It's obviously trying to perfunctory me.

"I heard that there will be three peaks of peach blossoms in one's life, you should have ushered in the first peak of peach blossoms!"

"Peach blossom luck..."

I think it's the Peach Blossom Tribulation. I don't think I've been lucky recently. Since I met Lianbing, only one catastrophe has come to me.

"Damn, I'm so envious! I really want to kiss me with the beautiful girls!"

"…"

This person really doesn't hide his desires at all. Generally speaking, he is a straightforward and good person. Although he looks a bit fierce, he doesn't seem to be malicious.

"Hey, forget it, there is still a little gain, so I won't care about you. By the way, my name is Meng Fa, and we are in the same class."

"Oh, my name is An Juncheng..."

"I know. That's it, I won't have time to eat any longer. Bye bye. Next time, be sure to tell me the trick to being popular!"

After saying this, Meng Fa waved at me and walked out of the bathroom. He's really a guy like the wind.

Just as he turned and walked out of the bathroom, I suddenly found that his pants were dry.

Ooh... Master of Magic...

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Chapter 6 Comfort, Mistake

Then I'll go back quickly. If I go back too late, Lianbing might get angry.

Her angry look is... super scary.

Thinking of this, I also quickened my pace, but as soon as I took a step, my wrist was pulled.

what? come again?

Who is this time?

"Juncheng."

"Wow!"

Suddenly my name was called, which shocked me!

This sounded very unfamiliar, and the slender voice that I felt I heard somewhere should be... I turned around and took a look.

Sure enough, it was the expressionless Jiang Xueqing.

Then when I remembered where the **** is this place, black lines crawled all over my forehead.

I picked her up reflexively, and quickly rushed out of the men's room.

When running out of the toilet, two girls happened to also come out of the women's toilet. They looked at me and Jiang Xueqing in my arms, and their expressions suddenly became very exciting...

I rely on rely on!

So, I ran away again.

She ran directly down the stairs to the end of the left side of the first floor, and released her from her arms in front of the door of the infirmary where no one usually comes.

"Hey hey hey, why are you there!"

Why can you girls break into the men's bathroom with a blank face, whether it's Lianbing or you?

Does this mean that I can also go into the women's restroom at will? ! (No, that would be considered a pervert)

Jiang Xueqing indifferently took out a handkerchief from the pocket of her jacket and held it in front of me.

"yours."

It's the handkerchief I was looking for just now. She had put it away.

"Ah, did you help me put it away? Thank you so much."

After I took the handkerchief and thanked me, I couldn't help but ask.

"But I still want to ask, why are you in the boys' toilet?"

Could it be that Jiang Xueqing is actually a girl with three nonesses on the surface, but she is actually a sullen **** the inside? That's why I do something like sneaking into the men's bathroom...

No... No, that shouldn't be the case.

If she came to the men's bathroom because she was really interested in men's genitals, she would have been unable to keep her expressionless, but she didn't waver.

As I thought, Jiang Xueqing revealed her real purpose of lurking in the men's toilet.

"investigation."

"Hey? What are you investigating?"

"…"

"Ah, if you don't want to say it, you don't need to say it. I just asked casually."

Jiang Xueqing shook her head, then suddenly approached very close to me, beckoning to me to lower my head.

I bent down slightly and squatted down with my hands on my knees so that my head could be level with hers.

Speaking of which, Jiang Xueqing is really short enough. For such a small one, as long as she takes off her high school uniform and puts on other clothes, she might be mistaken for a primary school student.

"...request...investigate...male..."

"…"

I still couldn't hear what she was talking about.

The sound is really too low.

I listened so intently to what she was saying, but in the end I could only hear a few words off and on.

In general, someone commissioned her to investigate a man, that's why she was in the men's toilet.

"Is it Meng Fa you want to investigate?"

Nod.

"All right…"

Originally, I wanted to continue to ask why she wanted to investigate him, but if she still answered me in such a low voice, I would be asking in vain, so I dismissed the idea.

"Anyway, don't go into the men's toilet again."

Jiang Xueqing nodded again, this action seemed to be her representative action, like a smile of Lianbing.

However, the nodding was so frequent that I didn't know if she really understood.

"Juncheng."

"Oh, what's the matter?"

"Reward."

She stretched out her small hand to me and looked at me eagerly, like a puppy waiting to be fed.

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