Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Yes, that's what I think too. Can you move this time machine? I'll be late for work soon."

Leonard turned around, and it was his sweetheart, Penny, who immediately leaned against the wall coquettishly, waving to say hello to Penny: "Hi~Penny~"

Saying goodbye now, even if she is usually in the mood to flirt with Leonard, Penny said: "This is a time machine, right? Forget it, no matter what it is, can you hurry up? I'm in a hurry to go to work."

"Give me a few more minutes and I will get it done right away."

"The problem is I don't have a few minutes." Penny looked at her watch anxiously and said, "I'm already late."

"I have a simple idea," Sheldon began to use his clever brain: "You can go to the top of the building and jump to the top of another building. The middle is not far away. If you are afraid of heights, don't go down. Just watch.”

"Are you sure you're not kidding me?" If it weren't for Sheldon's doctorate, Penny would have wanted to call the mental hospital and send Sheldon in.

Sheldon said seriously: "I never joke about things related to fear of heights."

"Damn it," Petunia saw that the time was getting closer and closer, and she could only muster up the courage to give it a try: "Okay, I'll go take a look on the roof."

Ron glared at Leonard, what a great opportunity to show off in front of the goddess~ Why don't you hurry up? !

Leonard immediately responded with a grateful look. What a good brother. He said he would help me pick up Petunia for me. If there is any job in the future, I will definitely work for him for free.

Leonard rubbed his little hands that were sore from just moving things: "Hey~ If you can wait until I finish the time machine, I can use it to send you back to this point in time..."

Penny, who was delayed from going to work by four homeboys, glared at Leonard fiercely, her eyes seeming to say: Do you think you are funny?

"Time travel, just a joke, don't pay attention."

Penny and Ron shook their heads together. It was really hopeless for the otaku to pick up girls, but for the sake of his free work, Ron planned to help Leonard out again.

"Wait a minute." Ron called to Petunia, who was about to try to go to the top of the building. He retreated to the bottom of the stairs, then sprinted upwards, leaping up the seven steps to the time machine in two or three steps.

"Look out!" Sheldon yelled, "We paid $800 to shoot this!"

But before he finished speaking, Ron put his hands on the time machine and stepped diagonally on the wall next to him. His whole body was 90 degrees perpendicular to the wall, and he started running on the wall as if he were walking on flat ground.

The four otakus were all stunned. They didn't even notice that saliva flowed out of their mouths uncontrollably and dripped to the ground. They had only seen this kind of action in the superhero comics that they treasured!

This was the first time they had seen it in real life, so no wonder they were so surprised.

And Ron incredibly ran two steps on the wall and then stepped hard on the wall. Using the reaction force, he twisted in the air and landed smoothly on the top step of the stairs.

Seeing Petunia's eyes filled with love, Ron had every reason to believe that if he invited Petunia to mate at this time, Petunia would definitely do her best to keep Ron here regardless of the mess at work. .

But Ron is not interested in it now, he just wants to have a good sleep.

"It's just an 800-dollar toy." Ron walked past the angry Sheldon with disdain. As a wealthy man who had just received 80 million U.S. dollars in taxes, Ron had enough confidence not to thank him. Don't worry about the little money you have.

Ron broke the seal of the elevator: "I think taking the elevator would be a faster option."

Leonard explained endlessly: "Wait a minute, the elevator has been broken for a long time and no one has repaired it. If you mean sliding down the elevator shaft, I think we need some professional tools. This door is too strong. …”

Unexpectedly, while he was talking, Ron put his finger into the crack of the elevator door, grabbed it with force, and pulled the door open with brute force. He turned around and said, "What did you just say we need? I was thinking about something and didn't hear clearly."

"No, it's nothing." Leonard, who had just taken a step forward, retracted.

"What will happen after we get down? Do you think Penny will have the brute force like you to open the elevator door?" Sheldon then questioned.

"She can use a crowbar," Ron took out a crowbar from behind the door of his apartment and put it into Penny's hand, saying mockingly: "The biggest difference between humans and animals is that humans can use tools. Didn't you expect that? Monkey~ "

Ron, who had been ridiculed by Sheldon for his intelligence for many years, finally spoke up for himself today and felt refreshed: "If you don't know how, I can teach you how to make fire by drilling wood. Maybe you can in a few years." It evolved to the point where it could break large rocks apart to make stone tools.”

For the first time, Sheldon was scolded so harshly and glared at Ron, but Ron accepted it all as a reward.

"Are you holding on tight?" Before Penny's hand on his body could cause further trouble, Ron made a simple knot with the rope and hung Penny on the steel cable of the elevator and pushed gently.

"Ah~" Penny slid down with an exclamation of pleasure or fright.

"Look, it's such a simple little thing that makes it so complicated all of a sudden." Ron spread his hands to the four scientists who were still watching: "Sometimes I can't even figure out who among us is. Smarter."

As the only member of the four-person group who could have a tough time with Ron without incident, Sheldon was still immersed in Ron's "insult" to him just now, and was using his IQ of over 140 to crazily think of words. To fight back.

Leonard, who has the highest emotional intelligence, rolled his eyes and suddenly had an idea in his mind: "Hey, Ron, my brother~ would you like to help me move this time machine up, and we can let you play together."

"Not interested," Ron shook his head and showed a mischievous smile: "In comparison, I don't think it's more interesting to watch you guys compete with this big guy. To be honest, you never thought about finding a homeless person downstairs. Can Han help you move it up?"

The four scientists were all dumbfounded. Why didn't I think of this? Then he fell into deep self-doubt about his own intelligence.

"Believe me, for just $10, there will be people rushing to do it for you~" Ron admired the confused expressions on their faces with satisfaction. It felt more satisfying than using a large-caliber pistol to blast someone's head.

After all, it's his job to give people sex, and he can do it at any time, and seeing how frustrated Sheldon is, he doesn't know how long it will take to see him again.

"There are a lot of the homeless people I'm talking about in the next block. I heard that those shameless people have no limits. If you are willing to pay an extra $50 tip, you can even play with their anus as much as you want. You can try it. Try~"

Ron took advantage of the victory and added that he pushed the door back to his apartment.