Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Penny?" Sheldon suddenly raised his voice and lifted up the skirt of his nightgown to cover most of his face: "It's Penny again!"

"What's wrong?"

"Don't tell me you just came over to your apartment! You've been contaminated, and now you're a walking source of infection, you know?" Sheldon carefully took out a bottle of disinfectant and sprayed a curtain of water in the air.

Only in this way can he feel safe from being infected by the virus, while Leonard and Ron watched dumbly as he continued to act foolishly.

To be honest, even if Ron had seen this scene many times, he would still feel super idiotic when he saw it again.

"Don't you think you're overreacting? I don't want to be stupid with you, I'm going back to sleep." Leonard turned around to leave, but was pulled back by Sheldon.

"Wait," Sheldon handed him a cup: "Put this in the bathroom."

Leonard looked at the cup, a little confused: "What for?"

"I want to measure my fluid intake and discharge to make sure my kidneys are not failing."

Leonard's expression immediately changed. Even an honest person would be angry: "Sheldon! This is the cup I use to make cakes!"

"No, this lab vessel has always been used to hold urine."

"Hahaha~" Ron, who was sitting in the best viewing position, laughed so hard that the gay duo glared at him.

"You have the time to label everything in the room, why can't you spare even ten seconds to label it 'urinal'?!"

Sheldon took the cup back from the roaring Leonard and turned it over to reveal the bottom: "Here."

"Ha, I guess I should write an apology letter to Betty Crocker." Leonard's dragon roar finally stopped.

Betty Crocker is a TV show that teaches people how to make a house. Leonard learned how to make pastries from this show. However, because the final cakes did not taste as good as he said, he made a special complaint call.

But before leaving, Leonard didn't make Ron feel better. He looked at Ron who was happily putting snacks on the table into his mouth and said.

"Yes, those are the pastries. I made them with this thing." Leonard shook the cup in his hand at Ron.

"Ugh~"

Ron felt nauseous, and while digging his throat with his fingers, he pushed Leonard away and rushed into the toilet.

Sheldon: "Isn't that the specialty that Penny brought today?"

"Of course I know." Leonard, who finally succeeded in pranking Ron once, was extremely proud.

…

A night of silence.

Early the next morning, Leonard woke up in terror to the sound of Sheldon calling.

"Leonard! I'm really sick!" "Leonard~Leonard~"

Leonard crawled to the ground, threw on some clothes, picked up his shoes, and rushed out the door. Before leaving, he knocked on Ron's door apologetically.

"Leonard," Ron rubbed his sleepy eyes and opened the door and looked at his watch: "I don't remember you being the kind of rude person who wakes up the neighbors at half past six."

"Ron!" Leonard shook Ron's body vigorously: "Sheldon is sick!"

"!!!" Ron woke up immediately and didn't even bother to wash up. He quickly changed his clothes and went out with Leonard.

Not long after they went downstairs, Sheldon, wrapped in a quilt, knocked on the door of Ron's apartment. Ron, who ran downstairs, breathed a sigh of relief and patted Leonard on the shoulder.

"Fortunately, I have you, otherwise I would have been troubled by that nasty guy."

Leonard had just taken a few breaths and was about to reply when his cell phone rang. It was Sheldon's call: "Leonard, where are you?"

"I'm at work," Leonard made up a casual excuse.

"Sunday morning 6.30?"

"That's right."

"That's right," Leonard's phone turned on the voiceover, and Sheldon's coughing sound came from inside: "As I predicted, I'm really sick, and my body temperature has been rising exponentially since two o'clock in the morning. , and my phlegm contained an alarmingly high amount of blood.”

"Nonsense~ If you don't sleep at night and take your temperature once an hour, you may be sick even if you're not sick." Ron complained in a low voice.

"Ron? Leonard, is Ron with you?!" Sheldon shouted.

Ron really wanted to slap himself in the mouth, why did he forget this kid's super hearing? He quickly used his crazy eyes to signal Leonard to help him round it up, but the next moment, Leonard thrust the phone into his hand without mercy.

Ron gave her a hard look with his eyes: "Wait for me, I will remember this grudge. The next time Penny comes to your door, I will have to ask your future wife to get it back!"

"Yes, Sheldon, it's me. I'm with Leonard. We're planning to do some research."

"What are you doing together? Ahem, you know nothing about physics."

Although he really wanted to kill this naughty child who was still scary even as an adult, for the sake of his mother and grandma, Ron could only suppress his anger and coax him.

"I have a project that I need scientists to help me research. It's about mechanical engineering. Are you interested in joining me?"

"You let a genius in theoretical physics study mechanical engineering? What's the difference between this and using a max-level Warcraft account to kill mobs in Novice Village?" Sheldon's tone was full of disdain.

"Forget it, let's get busy first. If nothing happens, I'll hang up."

After saying that, before Sheldon could react and speak, Ron quickly pressed the hang up button.

"Thank you, brother." Leonard stroked his knee and stretched out a fist: "If you hadn't spoken, I wouldn't have known how to come back. How did you come up with the idea of ​​studying mechanical engineering?"

Ron touched him: "Because I am really making this square thing. In fact, Howard and Rajesh are already doing it for me, and now I can have one more for you.

It's not too much to give me a day's work in exchange for rescuing you from Sheldon's clutches. "

Although Ron didn't understand the connection between experimental physics and mechanical engineering, if I remember correctly, Leonard also had strong hands-on skills and once made navigation equipment with Howard.

Leonard didn't expect that he had just escaped from the tiger's mouth and entered the wolf's den. Can the two brothers keep catching me alone when gathering wool? !

"Can I not go?" Leonard wanted to take a good rest on the weekend that he finally got. He didn't even want to work overtime, let alone working in vain.

"Of course~" Ron grinned, remembering that Leonard was a little scared: "But I will call and tell my dear brother that Leonard has come home again because of something. What do you think?"

"No, no, why don't I go?" Leonard had no choice but to compromise.

PS: I can’t write anymore, so I’ll leave the next update tomorrow morning. I’ll guarantee two updates tomorrow, and try the next three updates as a challenge.