Daily life of an American TV drama agent

The Three Laws of Robotics: A robot must not harm a human being or allow a human being to be harmed; a robot must obey human orders unless it violates the first law; a robot must protect itself unless it violates the first or second law.

This is proposed by the famous science fiction writer Asimov in the science fiction novel "I Robot", and is also called Asimov's Three Laws.

Ron never expected that Finch, this science fiction, you actually used the settings in science fiction novels for your own machine. Although there are many loopholes and bugs in this setting, Finch remembered to add this , at least it shows that he still has some methods for artificial intelligence. As for other than the three laws of robots, he doesn't know if there are any other methods.

But these are not important. What is important is how to deal with the people in the building and where are Sheldon and the others hidden?

Even if these two issues are not urgent, Ron has other more important things at the moment, such as the white dragon that is jumping out of the scientific research building.

"FXXK! It's this thing again! Isn't that damn insidious ninja still here?!" Looking at the extremely familiar dragon in front of him, Ron couldn't help but curse.

This giant dragon is exactly the same as the last one. The only difference is that the last one was cyan and now this one is white.

Ron made a prompt decision and immediately pulled out his m1911 and fired several shots at the oncoming dragon. However, something magical happened. This method, which was very effective last time, had no effect this time.

Seeing the dragon getting closer and closer, Ron rolled around to avoid it, just as he was about to take a photo.

However, at this moment, a sudden change occurred. Your drone, which did not accept any orders from Ron, suddenly broke into the dragon's body, and then detonated in the shadow of the dragon. After the explosion, Ron was surprised It was discovered that the size of this giant dragon was much smaller than before.

"Did you arrange the machine just now? Well done! Arrange a few more drones to go in and blow this bug up for me!"

Ron shouted excitedly. After the explosion just now, well, he instantly understood the operating mode of this giant dragon. Like the cyan dragon, this white dragon is also made of energy, but the energy that makes it up is It's not the soul power of the cyan dragon, but an energy similar to kinetic energy.

When the drone explodes, the kinetic energy generated is just enough to offset part of the kinetic energy of the dragon itself, so the dragon's body becomes smaller.

Ron has always been wary of the strange moves of that strange ninja. The main reason for this wariness is the unknown, but if he knows in advance what cards the opponent has in his hand, even if the white ghost can fight again, Ron will He's just a martial artist with a little bit of strength.

Can his katana be faster than a bullet no matter how fast he is?

"yes."

The machine's answer was very concise. Just after it agreed, several drones hovering in the sky lined up and headed straight towards the dragon.

"Boom!" The drones detonated together, and the huge air flow directly blew the giant dragon away.

The Baroness in the scientific research building was dumbfounded: "Isn't it? Your trick was cracked by Ron so easily? You must have other tricks, right? The famous ninja of the Genji clan should definitely not be just like this. That’s all.”

"I'm sorry, my strength is only this much, but this is definitely not because we, the Genji clan, are not good, it is because my understanding is too poor. I have not been able to grasp the highest secret of the Genji clan."

White Ghost threw away the abandoned bow and arrow and wiped the sweat from his head. Although the move just now seemed to be only one, it drained a lot of his energy: "We should retreat now. If we don't leave, he will come in soon." ”

"But the punishment..." The Baroness said with a look of reluctance in her eyes, fearfully.

"There is always a way to avoid punishment. The premise is that you can return to the headquarters alive first. But if you meet Ron, I can't guarantee that you can return alive." White Ghost said as he walked towards the door, only to be left to the Baroness. From a back view, he said everything that needed to be said. It was hard to persuade the damn ghost. If the Baroness chose to commit suicide, there was nothing he could do.

"Okay, I'll go back with you." The Baroness gritted her teeth and finally made up her mind to follow the footsteps of the white ghost. When they walked out of the scientific research building, Ron had just walked to the door.

The Baroness turned around and took a look at herself. She had finally established the secret base of Aideen and was reluctant to press the detonation button in her hand.

"boom!"

The remote-controlled bombs installed throughout the building were detonated together. Just as Ron was about to step into the building, he suddenly felt something in his heart and took a step back. Just then, there was an explosion sound in the building, and the whole building collapsed. Ron Just run away.

Fortunately, the building collapsed in a straight up and down direction, rather than towards Ron, otherwise it would have crushed him inside.

"Huh, these grandsons of Aideen are too insidious, so they have all run away from this building, right?" Ron looked at the lifeless ruins and helplessly asked the machine for confirmation.

"Yes, all staff in this building were evacuated two minutes ago. There are no signs of human life in the building."

"There are no human biological signs? Then where did they take Sheldon?!" Knowing that his trip might have been in vain, Ron could no longer control his anger, and a strong murderous intention emanated from him. .

"They are behind you." The mechanical voice on the phone said coldly. Ron turned around and saw Sheldon and others running toward him in disgrace.

"Ron, you finally came to save us~ Wait, you're not a fake again, are you? How can you prove that you are the real Ron?" The second time he rushed to Ron, his excited expression immediately changed. into a state of doubt.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, my stupid brother, are you so stupid that you don't even know your own brother? Or do you want me to give you a blow on the head so that you can regain the familiarity of your childhood?"

Ron threatened as always. She thought Sheldon would lose his temper like usual, but unexpectedly he was hugged by Sheldon: "Great, that's it! You are the real Ron !”

Sheldon cried with joy. This was the first time he took the initiative to hug Ron. Ron's eyes widened in surprise: "Leonard, what's wrong with this guy?"

"It's okay, you just need to adapt. She has had a bit of a breakdown recently. Can you take us home?"

"Of course, but I'm afraid you have to wait a little while." Ron agreed casually while pushing Sheldon away. He didn't want Sheldon to get tears and snot all over his body.

"Didn't you drive here?" Howard asked strangely: "Oh, by the way, you drove a plane, so how should we go back?"

"Fly back, of course." Ron said, and there was a sound of propellers rubbing against the air in the distance.

Everyone turned around and saw a helicopter flying towards them.

"Let's go home. By the way, tell me about Sheldon's recent depression. What happened this time? Is it the irregular shape of his breakfast cereal, or is it the irregular water on your mirror in the bathroom? Are stains driving him crazy?"

"No, this time it's because..."

As Leonard talked endlessly along the way, Ron finally understood the reason why Sheldon was going crazy this time. Simply put, the super asymmetry theory he discovered at his and Amy's wedding was extremely possible. Winner of the Nobel Prize.

Everyone knows how much Sheldon desires the Nobel Prize. A chance to win the Nobel Prize is enough to make Sheldon ecstatic. However, it is a pity that when they were checking the paper for plagiarism, they found an article. I found a paper with a theory similar to theirs. Through rigorous argumentation, this paper proved that this theory has no future but a dead end.

Seeing his chance of winning the Nobel Prize go to waste, Sheldon felt bad, so that's why the fake Ron invited Sheldon to the amusement park. I agreed almost without hesitation.

"So didn't you try giving him a hot drink? It would be better to give him a cup of tea in this case."

Ron said this after returning to Leonard's room in the apartment and taking advantage of the time to send Sheldon to take a shower.

"Of course I have tried it, but after Sheldon became depressed, he re-examined tea and thought it was just leaf soup without any comfort."

"This is indeed a bit difficult to handle." Ron nodded in approval. Once Sheldon got into trouble, he would be no different from a mental illness.

"Amy came to us last night. He was worried that Sheldon would look at her again, so what else can you do? Ron, even if it can make him calm down a little bit," Leonard said helplessly, If this continues, even he will go crazy.

"Sheldon, you know, unless he figures it out on his own, no one..." Halfway through Ron's words, an idea suddenly flashed in his mind: "Wait, maybe there is someone who can persuade Sheldon, someone like this The only person in the world whose opinion Sheldon respects.”

"You mean Stephen Hawking?" Leonard guessed.

"No, I'm talking about himself. When he was a child, he once gave a video of a pep talk to his future self." Ron walked to the wall of the apartment and opened the decorative mural, revealing a small safe behind it.

"Oh my god, I've lived here for so long, I didn't even know there was a safe on the wall!"

Leonard opened his mouth in surprise.

"This is normal, just like Sheldon has lived next door for so long and never noticed that I installed a remote-controlled bomb in the house. If someone comes to cause trouble, in the worst case scenario, I can take them to death together."

"What! You also planted a bomb in the house?!" Leonard screamed in a more shocked voice than before.

At this moment, Hilton pushed in the door after taking a shower: "What bomb?"

"We are talking about the bomb that blew up the scientific research building just now. It was really powerful, right? Leonard," Ron stole a warning look at Leonard, and Leonard could only nod.

"This topic is not important, Sheldon. I think you need a little comfort now." Ron handed the video tape he took out of the safe to Sheldon: "Do you still remember this? Give it to me and let me Something that showed you when you were at your lowest, and I feel like now is the time to activate it.”

"Oh, that's it~" Sheldon's mood improved obviously after seeing the video: "I originally wanted to save it for the day when the Star Wars series of movies will no longer have sequels, but looking at the current momentum, I guess There won’t be that day, so that’s probably okay.”

"Please, for an IP as successful as Star Wars, as long as there are still people watching it, the company will definitely continue to make it indefinitely. Leonard, take out the video recorder," Ron shouted, and the two began to play with the video together. Machine: "How long has it been since you saw this?"

"I haven't watched it since I recorded it. I had just watched the movie Back to the Future Part II, and then I thought that maybe one day I would need my own help, so I recorded this." Xie Dun said nostalgically.

"OK, it's done, let's get started."

Leonard pressed the play button, the video tape played, and a tender young lady appeared on the TV screen.

"Oh my God, Sheldon, look how cute you were when you were little!"

Leonard is shocked by what Sheldon looked like as a child.

"What does this mean? You haven't seen him wearing women's clothes when he was a child. He is even cuter than a real girl..."

Before Ron could finish speaking, Sheldon Union interrupted: "Hey, can we watch the video?"

"OK, let's watch the video together."

Ron originally wanted to give Sheldon a beating, but considering her poor mental state, he decided to forget it. He looked at Leonard and the two of them sat next to Sheldon, and Sheldon was satisfied. Press the continue play button.

"Hello, Sheldon," Little Sheldon on the TV said seriously: "If you are playing the video, I guess you must have encountered something very bad, extremely unlucky, something unexpected, and even made you Start doubting life.

Now I want to make sure that it is you who is watching this video, not an imposter. What am I thinking about now? Count to three and say it, 1, 2, 3, Robot Monkey Butler! "

The last words were spoken by the little Sheldon on the TV and the big Sheldon next to Ron at the same time. Why didn't Ron expect that? This video actually has interactive features.

"So should we leave you two alone for a while?" Ron asked jokingly.

"It's not very educational. I think you should take a look." Sheldon said proudly.

However, while she was talking, the little Sheldon on the TV distorted for a while and then disappeared. The screen changed and turned into a video of a football game.

"What's going on? What's going on? No!" Sheldon shouted uncomfortably.

"I guess dad used your videotape to record his team's game." Ron identified the players on the videotape and immediately recognized that this was the team his dad had coached. It was also the team he had been on: "Look, I'm also on the video, the quarterback standing in the middle."