Daily life of an American TV drama agent

Sheldon's apartment, to be more precise, should be Leonard's apartment. Ron and the four homeboys are counting Leonard's losses together.

Almost all the superhero figurines that Leonard used for decoration in the bedroom have been put away. There are still a lot of figurines left in the living room. At least the Batman cookie jar is still standing on the table. It has to be said that Penny's ant-moving style decoration was very effective. If not, Leonard wouldn't know what was happening until he put on the pink quilt.

"Your Klingon calendar seems to be missing too. Is this something Penny doesn't want to see?" Sheldon asked strangely.

"Of course, no woman would like her man to talk to her in the same language as coughing," Ron shrugged: "What's more, those guys called Klingons with faces like crabs , women are all visual creatures, do you understand?”

"Right now I just want to curse 'FXXK' in Klingon, but that word is on the calendar next month!" Leonard said extremely depressed.

Klingon is a strange language used by the Klingons in Star Trek. Most of the syllables are pronounced directly from the throat, so it sounds like there is phlegm in the mouth that cannot be spit out.

On the sofa, Ron and his two friends who were watching the show were already laughing: "So, are you going to confront Penny Amy?"

"Of course! Although I'm curious how long she thinks she can hide my things quietly without being discovered." Leonard said angrily.

"Or you can choose not to speak and pretend not to know. With all due respect, Leonard, your situation is different from Sheldon's. Penny can change the decoration in the bedroom, so naturally she can also change the decoration in the bedroom. That man, I thought that after going through this experience so many times, you would have already understood it."

Ron's words not only made Raj and Howard laugh again, but also caused Leonard to get entangled.

He and Petunia had been on and off several times, and it was only because of his dog-licking energy that he was able to catch up with Petunia. He was definitely lying if he said he was not afraid. Petunia had done this kind of thing more than once.

"Then why don't you ask Sheldon?" Leonard squeezed out a few words through his teeth.

But this time Ron didn't need to speak, Raj took the initiative to say it for him: "Come on, brother, you and Sheldon are different, right? Sheldon and Amy, in Ron's words, should be called two-way running. , and Petunia is being pestered by you, so she has no choice but to give up resistance, haha..."

, Sheldon Wenyan raised his head proudly, with an expression that said he is so handsome.

Leonard's tone became weaker unconsciously, and he started to shrink back a little: "Then maybe instead of confronting them, we can see how big the web of lies they can weave is?"

"I won't, I will definitely ask clearly." Hilton raised his head proudly.

"Hey guys, we got the food back."

At this moment, Penny and Amy finally returned to the apartment and opened the door with normal expressions, as if nothing happened.

"Wow~" Ron and the three of them screamed at the same time and entered the movie-watching mode.

"You look so strange today, is it because you are hungry?" Penny was confused by the expressions of the three people.

"Speaking of being hungry...I suddenly remembered, what happened to your apartment?" Hilton crossed his arms and took the lead in questioning Amy.

Amy lowered her head guiltily: "Uh... the workers are still continuing to repair it."

"It's really interesting, very interesting." Sheldon dragged his chin, but his eyes glanced towards Ron, as if asking, what do you think?

Ron didn't react at all, still looking like he was just watching a movie and having nothing to do with himself. Instead, it was Howard and Raj, who were stuffing popcorn into their mouths as if they were watching a movie.

"That's right, we went to see it when we went to buy food. It will probably take some time to repair it." Penny began to stand up and testify for her best friend.

"What?!" Sheldon looked shocked: "Did you go see her apartment?"

"Of course, it's still far from fixed."

Penny pretended to be casual and said, but Sheldon couldn't stand it at all. He looked at the audience with a shocked face.

"Guys, I don't understand. Is Penny lying? (Klingon)"

"How do I know? (Klingon)" Raj spread his hands innocently.

Howard nodded firmly: "Anyway, my wife told me that Amy's apartment has been repaired a long time ago. If you still don't believe it, you can ask Ron (Klingon)"

"Of course, what else could it be?" Ron replied also in Klingon. As a senior science fiction fan, how could he not understand this language? I just don’t talk about it usually.

Amy was confused by the strange behavior of the FHM: ​​"Why are you chatting in Klingon?"

"Then why do you speak English?"

"You guys are so weird," Amy felt something was wrong and hurried to Penny's side and said in a strange language: "Penny, do you remember that I taught you the language I invented myself? "

"Of course I remember." Penny replied fluently in the language invented by Amy.

"That's great, do you think Sheldon noticed that I lied? How would he know?"

"If Howard told them, then it's very possible, Bernadette has that big mouth!" Penny suddenly realized as she looked at Howard sitting on the sofa.

Sheldon was confused by their strange language and shouted anxiously: "Wait a minute, you are not allowed to speak bird language!"

"You are not allowed to speak alien languages!" Amy said tit for tat.

"OK, that's enough!" The conflict between Ron and Ron immediately escalated, and he quickly stood up to be the peacemaker. He was just here to have fun and didn't want any real conflict between friends.

"Let me tell you what happened. Yes, Sheldon already knew about the repairs to Amy's apartment. Also, let me tell you, Penny, about you secretly hiding Leonard's toys. He I also know that these two things were tipped off by me."

"How did you know?!" the two women asked in unison.

"Please, I am an agent after all, okay? Is it difficult to know this? As long as I want to, I even know what the British Prime Minister eats for breakfast," Ron said amusedly: "It's just that poor Sheldon was Your perjury was compromised."

Sheldon: "How could you lie to me?"

Just after Sheldon finished speaking, Ron slapped him on the back: "She just likes to live with you, idiot. We humans generally call this love. You can try it. It feels great."

"Indeed." Howard and Leonard nodded in agreement and turned their attention to Raj.

Raj pouted dissatisfiedly: "Hi! I also had a girlfriend, okay!"

"If you call the girls you pick up with money your girlfriends, I know a place where you can have different girlfriends every day, and the price is several times cheaper."

Ron said jokingly, but that fool Raj took it seriously: "Really? Ron, you must tell me, where is that place?"

Howard rolled his eyes: "Idiot! He's talking about a skilled woman!"

Raj lowered his head in grievance, and only his injured world was born.

"OK, now is not the time to talk about those relationship histories, there are still our affairs." Leonard stared at Penny: "You secretly dispose of your husband's personal belongings, what do you call this behavior?"

"What! This is not true!" Petunia denied.

"Bernadette told Howard, and Howard told me. Besides, I have eyes, and I can see things are missing."

"Oh, really?" Penny said in an exaggerated tone: "Would you rather believe your friend, your friend's wife, or your own eyes than what your wife says?"

"Okay, don't quarrel, okay? Let's do it one by one." Ron had to stand in the middle again to separate the two: "Amy, do you have anything to say?"

Amy walked up to Sheldon: "Sorry, Sheldon, I lied to you about the apartment."

"It's okay." Sheldon waved his hand, indicating that he didn't care. In fact, after being in the car together for a few days, he had adapted to life with Amy. If Amy went back now, he would be a little uncomfortable.

"Okay, there is no problem between you, so what about you, Penny?" Ron turned his eyes to Penny.

"What does it have to do with me? I will throw away your wizard robe next time." Penny rolled her eyes at Leonard.

"Ron, look at her."

"That's the woman you married yourself. I don't care." Ron shrugged, indicating that he couldn't help her.

Penny glared fiercely, and Leonard immediately retreated behind Ron. Originally he had the attitude of giving it a try, but at this time he surrendered faster than anyone else.

"OK, there's only one last thing left." After the trouble was solved, Ron finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Sheldon, Amy, will you two continue to live together?"

"Recent events aside, I do feel like our cohabitation experiment has had positive results."

"Wait! Are you saying you plan to continue living with me?" Amy's voice began to tremble with excitement.

Sheldon nodded, "I'm open to that."

"It seems that you have finally grown up, Sheldon," Ron nodded happily. For some reason, he suddenly felt the same as old George. His pigs were finally able to eat cabbage.

"In this case, maybe I should give you a little more private space so that you can carry forward the Cooper family."

Sheldon frowned: "What? Are you moving out?"

"Of course, no married brother will still live with his brother. What's more, as I just said, I need to leave some private space for you. Anyway, you don't want to live with your brother who always bullies you, right? wrong?"

Ron hooked Sheldon's neck and said with a evil smile: "I'll tell you a secret. The checks I paid you for food expenses are all bad checks. How cautious will you be when you have financial contact with others in the future? This is considered a sign. The last lesson my brother will give you."

"Actually, I've known for a long time," Sheldon lowered his head and whispered, looking up at Ron with a little more reluctance: "I don't mind continuing to live with you, and neither does Amy." ,right?"

Amy nodded in agreement.

"But I mind! Living with you, the nightlife is not exciting at all. I still want to live a happy bachelor life for a few more years." Ron felt warm in his heart after being persuaded by Sheldon. This always The selfish and willful little boy who lives in his own world has finally grown up.

"But don't worry, I won't leave right away. I have to wait until my house is decorated."

"Speaking of which, I have good news to tell you. I plan to design a game room in my new house. You can go to my place after get off work to have gatherings and play games. How about it?"

"Long live!!!" Several little otakus waved their little fists and cheered, and the joyful atmosphere instantly washed away the sadness of separation.

Then he started to eat and excitedly joined in the planning of Ron's new house and game room. Raj also took out his laptop and started drawing three-dimensional design drawings, completely ignoring the two women.

A man's happiness is so simple when it doesn't involve his lower body. Penny and Amy could only look at each other and smile bitterly.

Sheldon was the first to suggest: "First of all, we need a TV and all the game consoles available on the market, including pS 4 and Xbox one."

"That's no problem. I already have a TV there, and we can take turns playing like we do here." Ron nodded and patted Raj on the back: "Add a game console."

"No problem." Raj nodded.

"Is there anything else you need?"

"We also need four computer desks and the kind of e-sports chairs that are most suitable for playing games, so that we can take our laptops to your home to play online games, such as Overwatch or Fortnite." Leonard immediately said impatiently give his suggestions.

Ron nodded in agreement: "This is not bad, Raj. Also, arrange four sets of tables and chairs in a row to facilitate our communication. Do you have any other suggestions?"

Howard also began to contribute his ideas: "Of course, you should install another snack cabinet at home, and a freezer specifically for drinks, and build a bar next to the freezer so that we can mix our own drinks..."

With everyone's suggestions, the design of the game room was finally completed on Raj's computer.

"OK, it's done!" Raj stretched and let out a long sigh of relief: "Ron, do you want to see the effect demonstration?"

Ron sat next to Raj: "Of course."

Raj tapped his fingers on the keyboard, and the drawings of Ron's game room began to appear in front of him in the form of 3D animation, but this game room looked more and more familiar to Ron.

"What do you think? Ron?" Raj asked for credit excitedly: "I think this is great! The only drawback is that this is not India. Otherwise, I can ask a few servants to stand behind the bar and wait. Serve us.”

After being prompted by Raj, Ron finally remembered why she felt familiar.

If you put a network administrator at the bar, isn't this an Internet cafe?