Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"My name is Jesse McCree. I have the E skill Flashbang and the ultimate skill 'Sharpshooter', which can instantly kill enemies with less than 30% health within sight." Ron took a step back and calmly took the woman's hand away.

"Skill? Ultimate move? Is this some special way to strike up a conversation? I..." Christine took another step to catch up, but before she could finish speaking, Ron closed the door.

Ron outside the door was confused. Ron knew very well about women's love for him. He considered himself not a gentleman, and he couldn't sit still in love.

But even if he is an LSP, he is also an aesthetic LSP. A man's physical strength is also very precious. He can't stop talking about prey that is not even close to the level. Ron decisively chooses to open the door of Sheldon's apartment.

In the room, Howard was showing off his latest "smart" voice function on his phone: "Look, this is super cool, call Leonard Hofstadter."

Cell phone voice: "Do you need to call Helen Boxleitner?"

Howard looked a little confused. He reconnected the smart key and said into the microphone in the most correct English: "No, no, no, it's Leonard Hofstadter."

Cell phone voice: "Do you need to call Tambor Bathside?"

"Let me try," Leonard took the phone and said, "Call McFloro McFlunello GuluGulu..."

Leonard muttered a made-up name casually, but something magical happened. This time the phone actually recognized it: "Calling Rajesh Kusapally."

Rajesh: What should I do?

The next second, his cell phone rang. Rajesh took out his cell phone and looked at it. It was Howard’s cell phone that was used to make the call: “It’s really high-tech, but it’s a little bit racist.

"Have you had enough fun mocking mentally retarded technology? Can we start playing Halo? It was supposed to start at eight o'clock, but now it's already 8:06." Sheldon complained to several companions dissatisfied.

"Start now."

Sheldon sat back on his special seat on the sofa with satisfaction: "We must first figure out how we should make up for these lost 6 minutes, cut down on game time, toilet time or meal time?"

And Ron pushed in the door at just this moment: "Or you can adopt a knockout system. After each round, let the person with the lowest score rest to do those chores. I am very willing to be a substitute."

After a day of killing and killing, playing a game to decompress should be a good choice. What’s more, as a poor PC player in my previous life, I only dare to buy games on STEAM when they are discounted. I haven’t played on a home console yet, so I don’t know. Know whether it smells good or not.

"No! Ron." Sheldon hated any behavior that broke tradition: "This is a complex battle simulation game, which has very high requirements on players. They have to learn countless weapons, vehicles, strategies and tactics, not to mention complex story background……"

Eyes Sheldon talked endlessly, and Ron finally interrupted unbearably: "Sheldon, what do you think my job is? I bombed a laundry with a rocket launcher in this city this morning."

Sheldon immediately retorted: "Impossible! The use of heavy firepower equipment is prohibited in the city!"

"You can take your phone now and search for the latest news."

Ron pointed to Sheldon's cell phone on the table, and of course Sheldon immediately did it. Then Ron finally got a satisfied expression of Sheldon's shocked expression: "Okay, you win, but You can’t play right away, you have to start as a substitute.”

Ron nodded indifferently. He wasn't very good at playing games anyway, so he just happened to learn it off the court. The five of them took their seats one by one and were about to start, but the door was pushed open again.

Ron had just taken the key to open the door and it was unlocked. Sheldon finally stormed out: "What the f*ck happened again?"

This time it was Penny who came in: "Sorry Ron, I didn't notice her harassing you in the bedroom just now. Hey~ can I stay here for a while?"

Just as Ron had time to shake his head and say it didn't matter, Leonard immediately licked the dog and said, "Of course, what's wrong with you over there?"

"There was a girl, Kristen, an old acquaintance of mine from Nebraska. She told me on the phone that she wanted to come to California, but she actually came over and wanted to live with me."

Howard looked at Ron with envy: "Living with two beauties under the same roof, I really envy you, my man~"

"If you promise that your mother will not use Jewish methods to keep me in your home, I will be happy to trade with you." Ron shrugged.

Sheldon pointed to the time on his watch unhappily and reminded everyone: "It's already 8:08!"

Leonard immediately made a silence gesture and continued to listen to Penny. Penny continued to complain: "She has been chirping in my house since she came here today. She slept in Omaha." men, which is pretty much all the men in Omaha.

She also washes the sexiest lingerie imaginable in my bathroom! "

And Howard crawled over from the sofa like a hungry wolf when Penny started talking, listening hard and not missing every detail.

Ron helplessly lay down on the sofa and asked Rajesh, "So, you still haven't settled the tattooed girl in the bar last time, right?"

Rajesh shook his head first, and then nodded. Seeing that Ron still didn't understand, he whispered in Ron's ear: "It was going well at first, but Howard ended it too quickly, and I didn't have time to play..."

Ron rolled his eyes. Is this a typical good-for-nothing and fun-loving person? I really don’t know how he will conquer Bernadette in the future, she is a gymnastics goddess who has mastered countless postures.

Sheldon threw the game controller helplessly: "I'm sorry for my outburst just now. Who wants to play Halo when there are folk tales about Omaha's fleas?"

Leonard turned back and said, extremely against his will: "I don't think she is a bastard."

"No, she is definitely a bastard. She has no principles at all. One time we were..." Petunia suddenly stopped mid-sentence: "Wait, where is Howard?"

"Good evening, miss, I know you're new here~" Howard's flirtatious voice came from Ron and Penny's apartment next door, making Ron feel sick to his stomach.

This kid is really not picky about food, but thinking about Lily who weighed more than 300 pounds last time, Ron was relieved. At least this one is still a normal size, and Howard doesn't have to press the "F" key.

However, this meant that he couldn't live in his own apartment today. A very real question was before Ron: where to sleep at night. Although they were brothers, Sheldon would definitely not be willing to share his bed.