Daily life of an American TV drama agent

The phone was replaced by Leonard's voice: "It's nothing, Ron, don't be impulsive. Sheldon and I came over to help Penny get the TV she left at her ex-boyfriend's house, but there was a communication problem..."

Sheldon's voice: "Ron, our pants were taken off."

Ron was speechless for a while.

As we all know, the people of Texas have always been known as the most manly people in the United States. It is a place rich in heroes or reckless men, and the Cooper family is certainly no exception, but there is an alternative like Sheldon.

"So, you two are naked on the street now?"

Sheldon: "No, we were in Leonard's car in our underwear."

Ron felt a little embarrassed, but he had no choice. Who made Sheldon his younger brother? It was the older brother's responsibility to take care of his younger brother. He decided to use the Texan method to regain his face.

But before that, it doesn't stop him from teasing his brother, who is always serious.

"Give me your seat and wait for a while. I will bring you two new pairs of pants."

Ron got into the car, and within half an hour, he arrived at the place where Sheldon had sent the location. In addition to a pair of new pants, he also brought a camera.

As soon as Sheldon got out of the car, Ron took random photos with his camera.

"Come on, Sheldon, give your brother a smile. You can also change your posture~"

"Ron!" Sheldon said angrily.

Ron smiled evilly: "Hahaha, you are so funny like this. I think George and Missy will definitely be willing to pay for these photos, or will you pay?"

"Ron, this is blackmail!" Sheldon accused him as he quickly put on his pants.

"So you want to call me to the police? Sorry, I'm the police~" Ron put his hands to his ears as if making a phone call and raised his voice, imitating Sheldon's tone.

"Hey, are you the police? I want to call the police. I was photographed on the street and threatened for blackmail. What? Why was I photographed naked on the street? Of course it's because I like to run naked~"

"Ron, I will tell mom what happened today!"

"Tell mom? And then ask mom to put me in confinement? How old do you think you are now?" Ron continued to tease Sheldon, and he had more fun today than he had in the past year.

Leonard came out to smooth things over: "Ron, I'm sorry, can we go home now? Everything today is all my fault. I'm sorry for dragging your brother down. I will pay you back for the pants later."

Ron patted Leonard on the shoulder with relief: "No, you have nothing to be sorry for. On the contrary, I want to thank you for allowing me to capture such great material. Believe me, my family will love it.

However, if it’s money for pants, forget it. "

Leonard: "Why?"

"Of course someone has stepped in for you," Ron pointed upstairs: "If you have to say why, it's probably because he bullied my brother, and I must get this situation back.

Of course only I can bully my younger brother! I want him to see how powerful our Texans are, then! "

Ron thrust the camera into Leonard's arms and Leonard hurriedly caught it. When he looked back, Ron had already entered the elevator.

"Sheldon."

"What are you doing?" Sheldon put on his pants and turned left and right in the rearview mirror with great satisfaction.

"I think we made a mistake calling Ron."

Leonard began to feel a little guilty. It was him who had the idea to call Ron over, but the way he looked at Ron made him feel like he was going to tear that bastard into pieces.

"Why do you say that?"

"I was just angry at that bastard, but now I'm starting to fear for his life."

"Don't worry, Ron has always been very measured. He has often fought with people since he was a child, but he has never injured anyone. That's why dad thinks he is the most worry-free child."

…

"Ding dong~"

Ron rang the doorbell.

"I told you before, if you two weaklings still dare to come here, I will definitely kill you..."

When he opened the door, he saw a muscular man who was about the same size as Ron. As soon as he opened the door, he threatened the two weaklings he thought were weaklings in a fierce tone, but he stopped mid-sentence.

Because just as he was speaking, Ron put the muzzle of the Glock 22 into his mouth, and a chill instantly spread through the muzzle throughout his body, even making him feel a little warm in his underwear.

"Listen, idiot, I am a person with very limited patience. I only say everything once and will not repeat it a second time. Do you understand?"

The muscular man nodded quickly, fearing that Ron would accidentally take him away.

"Friend, take whatever you want, as long as you don't hurt me."

Ron was very satisfied with his cooperative attitude.

"I'm not interested in your rags. I just want to tell you that you have provoked someone you shouldn't have provoked. One of those two weaklings just now is my brother. How dare you take him off? pants?

You have brought shame on my family! So I can only give you two options. One is to shoot the gun from your mouth and then get out of your anus.

Or, I let the gun go in from your anus and come out from your mouth, your choice! "

Ron threatened carelessly.

He took it for granted that he had no intention of doing anything to him, but he still had to have the appropriate deterrence.

The muscular man couldn't hold on any longer. When his pants warmed up, a water mark spread out from the middle. He knelt on the ground and begged frantically for mercy: "You can't do this to me! You will also be in trouble!"

"No, you're wrong so I won't get in trouble~ See what this is?"

Ron took out his IRS ID and waved it in front of the strong man: "As you can see, I am a law enforcement officer, and of course I am not here to avenge my brother, but to receive reports from the masses. There are drug dealers here~”

Ron put the ID back, reached into his arms again, took out the drug sample he had just shown in front of Toretto and stuffed it into the strong man's hand.

"Look, he's still holding drugs!"

The strong man was so frightened that he almost cried. He threw the drug to the ground as if it were a hot potato: "No, this is not mine. You surrender to me!"

Ron stared fiercely into the eyes of the strong man kneeling on the ground: "Yes, you are right, I just surrendered to you, what's wrong?"

"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot about this~"

As he said that, Ron took out another dagger and stuffed it into the strong man's hand, but this time he didn't dare to take it anymore and touched the dagger to the ground.

"Okay? It doesn't matter if you don't answer. Your fingerprints are already on it anyway. So, if I accuse you of drug trafficking, resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer, it should be enough to throw you into a jail for the rest of your life, right? Human Scum?

But I'm not that bad cop. How about I give you a chance? "

Ron's fierce expression dropped and he instantly became extremely friendly. If Sheldon saw this expression on his face, he would run as far as he could. It was like this every time Ron came up with some weird idea to bully him. expression.