Daily life of an American TV drama agent

Getting married in Las Vegas? It sounds crazy, but it seems familiar to Penny.

"After all, this isn't the first time, is it?" Ron's humor made the friends laugh. Before marrying Leonard, Penny had already been married once to her ex-boyfriend Zach.

"What do you think Leonard and Penny are doing now? Are they going to have some passion before the wedding?" Rajesh guessed basely.

Now a group of them are all crowded at Howard's house. Early in the morning, all good friends received a message that Leonard and Penny will hold a wedding in Las Vegas and broadcast it live online.

Ron thought that this decision would be warmly welcomed by Sheldon, but in the end, Sheldon, who liked to express his opinion on everything, had no reaction at all, which Ron felt was very abnormal.

Ding dong~

The doorbell rang, and Amy came in this time.

"Where's Sheldon?" Ron was a little surprised. When Sheldon refused to go out with him, he said he was looking for Amy, but now that Amy is here, Sheldon didn't go with him.

"He...I didn't take him with me, we broke up."

Amy felt a little guilty when facing Ron, but Ron waved his hand indifferently.

"Congratulations on your escape from the sea of ​​misery. It just so happens that without Sheldon, you can take a good look at the other members of the opposite sex around you. Maybe there will be someone more suitable? Anyway, our friendship will not change."

After being in a relationship with a top guy like Sheldon for so long, Ron actually felt a little bit indebted to Amy and had no position to blame her.

But Amy has no intention of having an affair: "Forget it, we have been together for so long. To be honest, I don't even know how I feel now."

"It's understandable, because you forgot that this mood is called 'happiness'." Howard complained while connecting the Internet signal to the TV.

Bernadette roared, "Howard!"

"Please~ I didn't say anything bad about Sheldon. She fell in love with the pervert who imprisoned him. As a result, her soul was blessed and she escaped from his dark and crazy dungeon. Hallelujah~"

Howard turned on the TV, and a picture of the church appeared on the TV screen, and Leonard and Penny's faces could be clearly seen.

Stewart held an armful of coffee and tried to comfort him: "I know how you feel now. I also felt very bad about the previous breakup."

"Really? When was your last relationship?" Ron expressed doubts. As we all know, the last time Stuart tried to date a girl was with Petunia, and that was a long time ago.

Stewart said with a guilty conscience: "Hey! This is a real thing. You don't need to press me for so many details, right?"

"How can it be called forced questioning? My usual method of questioning is to pour honey on people, then release fire ants and let them crawl all over the body. As long as I do this, no matter how much tax he owes, he will immediately voluntarily pay it. Come back, do you want to give it a try?" Ron asked with a smirk.

Stewart shook his head like a rattle: "No, absolutely not!"

"Sheldon, why are you here?!" Ron had just finished verbally attacking Stewart when Bernadette spotted Sheldon standing outside the window.

"Because someone said my presence would embarrass other people, so I just stood outside and pretended I didn't need to use the bathroom."

Everyone's eyes moved back and forth between Ron and Amy.

"If you want to relieve yourself, walk two blocks from here. The convenience store should sell adult diapers." Ron walked to the window: "Do you want Sheldon to come in?"

Bernadette looked at Amy, then at Sheldon, and decisively chose to side with her good friend: "Forget it, right? Even if he comes in, there will be no change. Can you think of a way to let him go somewhere else?" ?"

"certainly."

Ron walked to the table, picked up the toad ornament he gave to Howard, held up the candlestick with his other hand, walked to the window again, and muttered: "Go away, monsters, go away~ Go away, go away~"

In the end, Howard couldn't bear to let Sheldon in, but it was obvious that he made a wrong decision. Ten minutes later, Sheldon started acting like a monster.

"Raj, maybe you are curious, why don't you and I continue to show our affection?"

The Indian rolled his eyes: "No, I was just wondering why the wedding hasn't started yet."

But Sheldon just wanted to find a reason to bring the topic to himself: "You should know that he just broke up with me."

"I said I need time to think." Amy stood up helplessly.

Ron lowered his head, thankful that the beer in his hand was no longer fragrant: "I believe you two will find a solution, but now can we quietly watch Leonard and Penny's wedding together?"

"Okay, I know what's going on. You are starting to choose sides now, right?" Sheldon said dissatisfied: "If Ron chooses to support Amy, then I will choose Howard."

"Okay, enough is enough." Ron put down the beer bottle and stood up: "Come on, Sheldon, what do you want to say? Or what do you want to say to Amy? Hurry up and finish it quickly. ?"

"Amy, I don't understand. Have we broken up? You seem to have never given me a clear answer."

"That's because you didn't give me any time to think."

"Really? Then you'd better think about it quickly," Sheldon urged anxiously: "Because men can carry on the family line for a lifetime, but yours will expire and become invalid."

As soon as he said this, the whole room fell silent, and Ron gave Sheldon a thumbs up.

You really dare to say it, but Sheldon didn't seem to understand what he meant, and nodded triumphantly at Ron. However, what he didn't know, a storm was already brewing behind him.

"Sheldon!" Amy was furious: "You came at the right time, you are a selfish childish devil! You also humiliated me in front of me, I don't have to think about it now, we are finished!"

After saying that, Amy slammed the door and left, and Bernadette quickly chased after her.

Sheldon stared with big innocent eyes: "Did I say something wrong?"

"Everything you said is right. It's better not to say it again in the future," Ron patted him on the shoulder helplessly: "Otherwise, I'd better send you home. Maybe it's your destiny to engage in scientific research all your life."

While Amy and Sheldon were arguing, the wedding had unknowingly come to an end, and Leonard and Penny were showing off their wedding rings to the camera.

We agreed to watch their wedding live broadcast together, but ended up feeling lonely and only watched a scene where a couple broke up.

Las Vegas is 433 kilometers from Los Angeles and requires four hours of driving. This time is exactly the same as the time Ron took Sheldon to eat ice cream and then visit the train toy store.

So when Ron and Sheldon went home, they saw Leonard sitting on the sofa.

"I think that as a newlywed couple, we should stay in a hotel or somewhere else at this time and contribute to the plan of human reproduction instead of sitting on the sofa drinking hot tea." Ron opened a can of beer and sat on the sofa superior.

"Yes, Ron is right, tea is for the sad," Sheldon agreed.

"I just had a big fight with Penny in Las Vegas. Less than 24 hours after I got married, my wife started having a cold war with me." Leonard looked up.

"Well, it seems that it is no longer realistic to expect you to work hard for me tomorrow," Ron sighed helplessly: "Come on, anyway, you have to drive one sheep and herd two sheep. Why do you follow me?" Did Penny quarrel?"

"Two sheep? Howard also has marital problems?"

"No, I'm talking about Sheldon. He was dumped by Amy just now, but that's not important." Sheldon glared at Ron, who was unmoved: "Now let's talk about your question, you and What's wrong with Penny?"

"I confessed to her before marriage that I kissed another female scientist when I went on an expedition to the Arctic, and then she went crazy. It's hard for women to understand, right?"

Sheldon nodded sympathetically.

"Ron, you have the highest emotional intelligence of anyone I know. What should I do?" Leonard looked at Ron pitifully.

Ron was helpless towards these two little idiots, but in order to get rid of the troubles of these two troublemakers quickly so that they could concentrate on working for him, he could only endure it.

"I think you should take a more positive view on this matter. From another perspective, it only took you and Petunia one day to reach a state that many couples take decades to reach, right?"

"Please tell me, I just want to know how to remedy this."

"In my opinion, there is a simple way." Sheldon intervened in their conversation before Ron could say anything: "Your lips have been in close contact with another woman's lips. If you want to reconcile, the only reasonable way is Petunia also had close contact with other men on the lips. I think Ron is a good candidate. Didn't Petunia always want to have something happen with Ron before?

If she hangs out with Ron now, her guilt towards you will make her forgive your previous behavior. "

"This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" Leonard went crazy: "Sheldon, I'm asking Ron, not you. Can you please calm down for a while?"

"Actually, I think Sheldon's words are not unreasonable. Okay, I'm not joking." Before Ron finished speaking, Leonard's expression changed: "The method is very simple. You can take Penny with you to see him. Meet the female scientist you’re kissing. By the way, I know almost everyone in your school. Who is that you’re talking about?”

"Mandy Chow."

"Is that an Asian who majors in marine biology? He's very classy~" Ron admired sincerely. Generally speaking, most people who can reach the level of scientists in high school are traditional American nerds.

It's not that they study hard or look dull, it's just a kind of arrogance towards smart people due to the prevalence of anti-intellectualism in the United States. Of course, except for Sheldon, he is really stupid.

"Ron!" Leonard shouted in embarrassment.

"Okay, my way is, you can take Penny to meet that Mandy Zhou."

"Why?"

"Isn't this simple?" Sheldon interrupted again: "If Penny had ever met Mandy Zhou, she would understand that she can find a man who is ten thousand times better than you and will not compete with her for a place at all. Genetically defective short-legged scientist who farts at cheese, you will be reconciled."

"Sheldon! How did grandma educate you? Don't just attack other people's flaws, okay?"

Ron turned to Leonard: "Well, although my idea is different from Sheldon's, the general intention is still the same. I think Penny will have a big fight with you mainly because of Mandy Zhou's mystery. She was a little scared, and it would probably be better if she saw the woman with her own eyes."

Leonard bit his nails: "Is there any other way? Because of what happened last time, I have been a little embarrassed to see her recently."

"No, you are probably the only one who feels embarrassed, but if you think of another way," Ron heard a faint sound of footsteps outside the door, and couldn't help but have a smile on his lips. As expected, the person eavesdropping outside the door was Penny:

"Why don't you go talk to Penny and tell her why you kissed other women goodbye before getting married. It sounds like you deliberately found a reason not to get married."

"How is that possible!" Leonard denied.

"Then why did you say this on your wedding day?" Ron put his head on his hands and lay back on the sofa. As expected, Leonard's troubles were about to end.

"Well... uh..." Leonard was stuck for a moment: "I think, probably after so many years, I still feel that I am a little unworthy of her, because you know, everyone who has dated Penny before What kind of person is he?"

"A fool who can't memorize the multiplication table? Or an idiot who pours shit into the gas tank instead of burning gasoline?" Sheldon mocked.

"I'm talking about appearance! The people I've dated with Penny before were all very handsome men, like Ron. So, I might want to talk about a few more important exes so that I can become more handsome." Match it a little.”

"This reason is too ridiculous, but it does seem like a reason for you to do this." Ron rolled his eyes, a man's fragile self-esteem~

"However, if you want to increase your status, just one Joyce King is enough. No matter how many high-quality men Penny has dated, none of them can have the same status as you who were deliberately hooked up by spies using a beauty trap." Portions, be confident, man.”

Ron said, walked to the door and pulled the handle fiercely, causing Penny to fall in with a cry of surprise.

"I just passed by your apartment, I'm going back right now..."

"Leonard! Sheldon!" Ron shouted and called Leonard to his side before she finished speaking. He turned to look at Penny: "You heard everything this man said just now. The rest Time is given to you.”

After saying that, he pulled Sheldon out and closed the door behind him.

"Hey, where are you taking me?!" Sheldon shook off Ron's hand dissatisfied.

"I invite you to treat me to dinner~"