Daily life of an American TV drama agent

The unlucky killer was just as Ron expected. He didn't know anything. He was just an ordinary killer who received a mission on the dark web. He also owed eight thousand US dollars in taxes. Ron simply turned him into a killer. Thrown into Shawshank prison to create value for society again.

The parliamentary assistant died of suicide. He admitted his crime in a suicide note and then shot himself in the head. The incident came to an end. The only regret was that Ron was never able to catch the real mastermind.

"Bang bang bang..."

IRS special operations team base, shooting range, two little boys kept firing bullets at a ten-meter fixed target. Except for their target target, which had no bullets, the other targets were full of bullets. The other one next to him had a mohawk. The kid, who was about the same age, crossed his arms and scoffed.

"Manny! Manny! Look! I hit it, I hit the target!" Luke suddenly hit the target with a shot and shouted happily as he pulled Manny next to him.

The two people who shot were Ron's cousin Manny and nephew Luke, the children of his uncle Pritchett and cousin Claire respectively, and the other cool kid was naturally the base's only non-staff child worker, Carl. .

Yesterday, when Ron went to Uncle Pritchett's house for dinner, Pritchett mentioned to him that he felt that none of his children looked manly enough.

Of course, it may also be because his wife Gomya painted nail polish on his youngest son's feet without his permission, which irritated his nerves. After all, he already has a gay son at home, and he doesn't want to have another one, or one more. So he asked Ron for help and took the children to do some manly sports.

Speaking of manly sports, there is nothing more manly than playing with guns in the United States.

"Stop! He still has a gun in his hand!" When Carl saw this, he immediately knocked Luke's hand off with quick eyesight: "Do you want to die?"

"What's wrong?" Manny turned around with the gun inexplicably. Carl was so frightened that the muzzle of the gun in Manny's hand was pointed at him, and his finger was still on the trigger.

Carl kicked his foot on the ground, suddenly raised his hand and intertwined his hands. He grabbed Manny's gun hand and flipped it up. The gun was in Carl's hand, and Manny's arm was stretched out in pain. Screaming like a slaughtered pig.

"Hey! What are you doing?! Let him go!" Luke complained for his uncle.

Although the two are the same age, because Manny's mother married Pritchett Sr., and Pritchett Sr. was Luke's mother's father, their names became strange.

Furthermore, in theory, Ron and Sheldon are just Manny's brothers in terms of their seniority.

"Let him go? Of course, no problem," Carl's hand loosened, and Manny fell to the ground with his arms folded and continued to scream. Carl swore that he had never seen such a spineless person on the block where he lived. people.

"Oh my god! OMG! My arm must have been broken by you. Call me an ambulance."

"Shut up, you idiot, I didn't use any strength at all. Look, your arm is still fine. Oh my god, why does the boss have relatives like you weaklings?! If weaklings like you are in the black neighborhood at night If you leave, you will definitely be stripped down to your underwear, and some pervert will even leave some yogurt in your anus."

Manny's eyes were filled with tears and he didn't know why: "Why do they pour yogurt into our assholes?"

"Uh... Manny, I think the yogurt he is talking about is not the kind of yogurt you think." Luke thought back: "Is it really the kind of pervert you said? I mean the kind of neighborhood you mentioned. ?”

"Of course, the neighborhood that the Sa family lived in before was full of heroes who robbed homes and homes, and you two are still far from real heroes. Since BOSS has handed you over to me, I will train you well, provided that you are not my regular Only the kind of idiot you met in a noble school." Karl said arrogantly.

When Carl mentioned the words "robbery" and "hero", he used Chinese and then said it again in English. Ron behind the surveillance camera covered his face in embarrassment. If he had known better, he would not have watched Water Margin for him.

In order to let Carl learn a little about Chinese culture, Ron tried to show him the four famous TV series. He originally expected to be able to influence him with the profoundness of Chinese culture, but what he didn't expect was that Carl sneered at Journey to the West, which is the favorite of all foreigners. I have no interest in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

As for Dream of Red Mansions?

"For a man like the protagonist, his father might as well have been banged against the wall when he gave birth to him!" Karl commented.

On the contrary, "Water Margin" greatly increased Carl's interest, especially the heroic deeds in it, which fascinated him even more, and he began to consider himself a hero in the falling sand machine.

He was even so obsessed that he compared Ron to Timely Rain Song Jiang and himself to Black Tornado Li Kui.

Karl's brains are comparable to Li Kui's, that's Song Jiang... How do I look like that fat black man who was cheated on? !

"That's the brother of one of your girlfriends? Very interesting little guy." Jay Pritchett laughed.

Of course, Ron would not just hand the two little ones over to Carl. Instead, he took the worried Jay to the monitoring room and watched. When Carl attacked Manny just now, he wanted to go over and support Manny, but he was Ron stopped.

Now he has no such thoughts at all.

"Yes, he is Fiona's younger brother," Ron nodded: "A child who is not very smart like Luke, but has other talents. As I just told you, there are differences between children. They have their own rules and their own way of solving problems, so we don’t have to interfere too much.”

"All we can do is guide and guide them to release their potential. If we interfere too much, it will only make them develop an overly dependent character and even become very independent. I think that is not what you want. Observed."

"You're right. Gloria and I usually spoil Manny rotten. I didn't expect you to be so knowledgeable about educating children. You are obviously not even married yet. I said, you don't happen to be somewhere. Do you have an illegitimate child?" Jay patted Ron on the shoulder and smiled: "With your romantic personality, it's not impossible."

"I just happened to read a few books about education recently. You know, that little guy also has some problems, and he needs me to help him solve them."

Ron pointed to Carl, and Jay nodded.

"You can tell at a glance that this kid will grow up to be a ruthless character. Even if he is not as smart as you, he will definitely be an excellent warrior or athlete. But I don't know what talents Manny and Luke have."