Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Wow~" Ron, Leonard, Penny and others burst out in exclamation while eating the melon feast.

They knew Howard was good at playing, but they didn't expect him to be so good at it. The first time he did it was in the car.

"This looks too bad." Raj said in the ear of his female companion, but the strange thing is that he clearly said it was too bad, but his eyes were full of gloating smiles, and so did his female companion. Same.

"I know, but it's so fun to watch."

Of course, Howard knew that he was now everyone's laughing stock and asked angrily: "Why did you come today? Don't you know I will be there too?"

The cousin replied nonchalantly: "That happened a long time ago, Howard."

"Besides, you two are second-class cousins, what does that have to do with each other?" Stewart also chimed in.

"OK," Ron frowned and finally stood up: "So, Stewart, do you still have to bring her here even though you know this?"

Theoretically speaking, Stewart certainly has the right to fall in love with anyone, including Howard's cousin. As long as they are in love, Howard has no reason to stop him.

But the problem is that Stewart was very unhappy with Howard not long ago because he stayed at Howard's house and refused to leave.

Of course, Ron would not be like Howard, who would excitedly speculate whether his mother had an affair with a friend. Based on Ron's understanding of Mrs. Wolowitz, she was probably just too kind and looked too pitiful to Stewart. In addition, she was grateful. He was taken care of during his own injury, so he was given a place to stay.

But to Howard, who has a somewhat "mama's boy" personality, all this was a sign that his mother was about to be taken away, so he spoke harshly to Stewart.

In this way, Stewart's behavior looks more like an act of revenge.

"So Howard can have sex with her, but I can't?" Stewart yelled dissatisfied.

"Yes, that's right, go home and have an affair with your own mother and sister! This is his territory." Bernadette immediately chose to stand with her husband, but her words didn't sound like much at first. Howard listened carefully When I thought about it, I felt something was wrong.

Wife, are you really on the same side as me?

Ron rubbed his head, which was hurt by the noise, and blocked Bernadette behind him.

Bernadette, why don't you stop helping me? Haven't you seen that your husband's face is green?

"Stuart," Stewart was shocked when Ron called his name. Ron just imitated Toretto and stared at him seriously. He didn't have much experience in handling this situation, but it didn't stop him. Directly borrow Toretto's method of dealing with internal conflicts in the logging industry:

"I hope you don't forget who helped you when you were in trouble. It was your friends. If Mrs. Wolowitz didn't pay to help you, Howard was even willing to pay to open a store for you. , is this how you treat him now?"

"Stuart! Look into Howard's eyes." Ron yelled suddenly, startling both of them, and quickly stared at each other's eyes inexplicably, but except for a little bit of eye mucus in the other's eyes, there was no sign of it. What other discovery.

"Look at the man in front of you. He is your brother who will live and die with you. It's just a small misunderstanding that both of you understand. Do you want to go this far? Now, apologize to the person opposite you."

This paragraph, combined with Ron's experience of being grateful and educating, plus Toretto's words about chicken soup for the soul when he was tired of cutting wood, although Ron himself didn't feel anything, the eyes of Howard and Stewart looked at each other with something different.

"I'm sorry." The two said almost at the same time, then looked at each other and smiled.

"OK, now that the problem has been solved, let's take your time. Leonard, help me take care of my brother." Seeing that the atmosphere between the two was getting more and more gay, Ron shouted that he couldn't stand it, and hurriedly confessed in vain. escape.

It might be fun to relive your youth, but today was originally a day for these nerds, and it was better for Ron not to get involved. Besides, everyone thought he would not come back and did not notify him in advance. He didn't even have a dance partner.

In the apartment room, Ron left Sheldon to take care of the trouble. By some strange coincidence, he actually drove to the Williamsburg restaurant. Looking at the two busy figures inside, Ron had to admit that he was greedy.

Ron walked into the restaurant: "Good evening, girls~"

"Good evening, Ron, ah!" Caroline was waving to Ron happily, when suddenly a drone flew over and startled her: "Be careful! The cockroaches in the restaurant are getting bigger and bigger. .”

"Don't be nervous, Caroline, that's just a reconnaissance drone in the restaurant. Oh my god, you've emptied the cashier a few times and you've lost even the basic trust." Max came from the side and waved the drone. Go away and say hello to Ron.

"Is this thing so widespread now?"

Ron frowned. This was a four-axis drone. It was similar to Ron's earliest reconnaissance model, but it was a few smaller. Not long after Howard helped him tinker with this gadget, Ron I realized that the technical content of this thing is not high and it is easy to imitate in large numbers.

So he decisively registered a patent and then authorized it to other companies for use. Currently, the patent royalties for this four-axis drone can bring him about 10 million US dollars in income every year.

Sounds like a lot, right? But almost every time, Howard took away this money for various financial needs before Ron could hold on to it.

Ron only knows that the sales of four-axis drones have been good, but because he only authorized the patent, he doesn’t know the specific sales, but he saw that even a small restaurant started to use drones to supervise the waiters. , this thing is really widespread.

"Who knew? In fact, we don't even have soap in the bathroom, and there is a drone." Caroline put on an unhappy face: "I hate it when Ah Han sits in the office and monitors us. Working non-stop with a stick."

Although Ron knew at this moment that Caroline was talking about the drone's remote control, he was still very unkind and dirty.

"Come on, no one can enjoy his little stick," Max complained.

"It sounds like you all hate this thing. How about I help you think of a way to tease Ah Han?" Ron looked at the drone that had been following Caroline, and a sudden thought occurred in his mind. A flash of inspiration came to me and a bad idea came to me.

Caroline's eyes lit up: "Do you have any idea?"

"Of course, but I'm not helping for free. I need to receive some compensation." Ron glanced at Caroline's long legs and Max's butt with malicious intent: "I want to do something new tonight. How about it?"

Caroline's face turned red when she was stared at by Ron's aggressive gaze, and her heart was filled with excitement. She bit her lip and said, "As long as you can do it, you can do whatever you want, Max?"

"Of course I have no problem."

"It's settled, Oleg, come out." Ron called the slovenly chef from the kitchen: "Are you wearing underwear today?"

"I've never worn that thing before." Oleg said carelessly: "I prefer the feeling of coolness and freedom."

"OK, that's even better. Let's show Ah Han something interesting," Ron took out his phone and opened a special remote control APP to search for the signal source.

The red light on the drone flashed and returned to normal immediately, but no one knew that the control of the drone had been taken away by Ron.

"Success!" Ron grinned with a smirk. As the father of four-axis drones, in order to prevent the gadget he imagined from killing him one day, Ron had already handed over the flight control system to him when Peggy handed him the flight control system. Not long after that, he begged her to develop another cracking program for him.

As a top hacker, Peggy has long been accustomed to leaving backdoors in the things she makes. Isn't a mere cracking program readily available?

"Oleg, unzip your pants, let's show Ah Han something nice~"

Oleg also smiled evilly, pulled his pants open, and Ron controlled the drone to fly above his pants.

In the restaurant office, Ah Han was smiling and controlling the drone to fly around the restaurant like a hard-working bee, while the drone's camera kept passing over the two charming waiters. Sometimes, When there is a particularly beautiful female customer in the store, the drone will inadvertently fly over the collar.

No one would have thought that this little fat man who always looked shy in front of him had such a vulgar side in private.

"This thing is really easy to use~" Ah Han had a silly smile on his lips.

However, when he wanted to control the aircraft to fly to take a look at Caroline, the drone suddenly stopped.

Ah Han patted the remote control in confusion, but there was still no response. He could only press the buttons on the remote control in vain. Suddenly, the drone moved again.

But before he could be overjoyed, the drone not only did not fly toward Caroline, but instead crashed into Oleg, passing over Oleg's abstract-style face and heading downwards.

Below were the pants that had been pulled open, and then, what came into view was a black and furry thing.

"No! No! No!" Ah Han threw away the remote control and rushed out of the office: "My eyes! My eyes are broken! I need to wash my eyes!"

"Hahaha..." Caroline and Max laughed at Ah Han's naive appearance.

"OK, done. I believe Ah Han won't show off this little toy for a long time." Ron held the drone and shook it proudly at the two women: "So, you promised My, are you leaving now? Calculate the time, you will just get off work~"

"I understand, wait for me, how do you want to play today?"

Ron breathed hot breath into Caroline's ear: "How about Die Luohan?"

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"Hey guys, I believe you all had a great time at yesterday's graduation prom, although I am curious whether my cute and stupid brother will take this opportunity to graduate together and enter the adult world."

The next day, when Ron woke up, Max and Caroline had already gotten up to work their second job. Apart from the mess on the bed and Ron's memories, there was almost nothing to prove the passion last night. Well, I simply packed up and went directly to the laboratory of Caltech.

After seeing the drone used by Ah Han for peeping in the restaurant, he felt that he urgently needed a new drone to once again create a gap with the crappy street version.

"OK, Sheldon, you don't have to roll your eyes anymore, I already know, you are still a little virgin, right? I have to say, Ms. Mary will be disappointed."

Ron shook his head. Sheldon was still not strong enough. He really didn’t know when he and Amy would be able to create a little Sheldon. But with his personality, if he was a son, he would inherit the name Sheldon. The probability is almost zero.

There is a high probability that he will name the little one after Leonard, and he will be a good friend for life.

"Now that everyone has played, I need you to focus on helping me come up with some interesting new toys."

"Sure, what do you want?" Howard asked.

"First of all, I need a new gadget that can replace the quadcopter drone. This thing is already in the streets. Even the terrorists in Afghanistan have learned to use it to rush to American positions with forehead bombs to replace the outdated human body. Bombs, if we don't come up with something new, we will soon be incomparable to even the terrorists."

"But four-axis drones are already the most stable and practical method among current drone platforms. How can we improve it? At the very least, you have to tell me your needs."

When it comes to mechanical design, this is Howard's area of ​​expertise. He is confident that he can satisfy whatever requirements Ron puts forward. In this regard, even Sheldon must be convinced.

Ron tapped his pen on the table, lost in thought.

"Okay, first of all, if this kind of drone is used as a bug or camera, how much can it do at its smallest size?"

From the perspective of actual use, Ron immediately thought of an improvement method, which was to make the drone into a new type of bug and camera that could move by itself.

Imagine how much exposure would be reduced if the bugs were installed without having to have someone personally put things in someone else's bag or clothes or put them in a car as before. Instead, the bugs could fly over by themselves. risk?

As long as something is small enough, it can fly anywhere without attracting attention.

"It's almost this big, and the smallest one can't be smaller than a USB flash drive. This has nothing to do with the design level, it's mainly about the precision of the parts. If you need it, I can make it in a week."

"Okay, okay, the first question is solved, then the second question is, what is the maximum load capacity of this thing? If, I mean if, a nuclear power battery is installed on it, can it be done? Permanent battery life, so that it can fly in the sky without interruption?"

"Of course you can, but you have to make such a small nuclear battery first. This kind of miniaturized nuclear battery is now the focus of scientific research in all countries, but none of them have been successful."

"So what do you think of this? Is there any possibility of learning from it?" Ron took out a box from his backpack, which was the masterpiece of Dr. Bailey.