Daily life of an American TV drama agent

It turned out that Howard did not have the guts to shoot himself in the leg as Ron expected, and Sheldon's resistance to women was unexpectedly strong, which forced Ms. Mary to wait for a while. .

"Ron, I don't care about Sheldon. In fact, I have given up on the possibility of him having children. It is already a miracle from God that he can find a girlfriend. But Ron, you still have a chance, Ron. , when do you plan to get the little girl from Tao Xi’s family married?"

Ms. Romary's outstanding question made her suddenly at a loss for words. What could he say? You can't say that you think the other person is a good girl, but you are having so much fun now that you don't even have many dates, right?

In order to be able to date Ron often, Collins worked hard to get into a school that was very close to him, UCLA, University of California, Los Angeles, but he only dated Ron about once a month on average.

Every time Ron used the excuse of being busy at work as an excuse, but the little girl always enjoyed it, and Ron couldn't bear to tell her the truth.

"You don't have to be too anxious about this. When fate comes, everything will fall into place. I believe God will arrange everything. Amen~" Ron tore up a piece of paper and rubbed it in front of the microphone to make a rustling sound: "My signal is not good at the moment. , I’ll call you when I’m free, mom.”

"Okay, wish Howard a happy wedding for me, and I will bless God together when I pray."

"OK." Ron hurriedly hung up the phone and exhaled heavily. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he felt that Ms. Mary was getting harder and harder to fool.

"Ron, you have to stand in a row with Sheldon." Rajesh pushed Ron to Sheldon, looked around the dramatically changed apartment roof again, and nodded with satisfaction.

This is exactly his masterpiece, because the rocket will send Howard to outer space the day after tomorrow, and Bernadette wants to marry Howard before he goes to heaven, and there is not enough time to hold a grand wedding.

So he came up with a creative idea to host the wedding on the roof of the apartment, and the time happened to be 11:24 in the morning, which is when the Google Earth satellite passed over the apartment, so that their wedding would be as follows. Appearing in the form of images on Google Panorama Maps, it's an astronomer's romance.

And Howard's friends will be their witnesses together to witness this unique wedding. Even if Sheldon is singled out, they can't help but praise this idea as a great one!

"OK, the wedding starts now~" Rajesh, as the chief wedding planner, began to give orders: "Penny, music."

Bernadette walked to the spring movement of Vivaldi's "Symphony of Four Seasons" and was accompanied by her father. As she walked, her father kept complaining: "Your mother-in-law is such a cruel character, her beard More lush than me."

"We'll talk about this later." Bernadette pinched her father's arm.

Bernadette's father rolled his eyes and handed her hand to Howard: "Come on, young man~"

"What do you mean by 'going to the bar'? I'm not a football player?" Bernadette glared at her father fiercely.

The old father could only kiss Bernadette on the head, then retreated in defeat and continued to complain: "It's as if this loser can catch a football~"

Ron suppressed his laughter until his face turned red.

Of all the people present, apart from Bernadette's father, I'm afraid the only ones who can catch the football are myself and Penny, right? Each of the other four scientists counts as one, and each one's body is worse than the last.

But then again, these four bodies, each more useless than the last, contain enough power to drive the entire human race to the next era. Although Ron occasionally laughed at their bodies for being too useless, he still I have always held a deep respect in my heart.

This is Ron's wedding speech to Hua De:

"First of all, Ms. Mary from Texas asked me to say hello to you on her behalf and wish you a happy wedding." Ron took out his greeting card, took a look at it, and stuffed it back into his pocket. He felt that he no longer needed it. .

"Howard, although you always envy my handsome appearance and tall figure, well, forgive me for being a little narcissistic here," Ron smiled and looked directly into Howard's eyes:

"But what I want to tell you is that there are many people like me everywhere, and they should not be the ones you envy. What you don't know is that people like you are actually the ones I envy."

"Many years later, maybe a more handsome or taller person will be born. At that time, people will cheer for him and forget all about the previous Ron, but what people will never forget is that those Every pioneer who relies on his or her own intelligence to cross technological gaps one after another and bring human civilization from barbarism to a more comfortable future."

"Howard, Bernadette, you are such people. May your love spark a better spark of inspiration, whether it is a new life or a new technology. Thank you, pioneers."

It has to be said that after the previous few speeches praising love, Ron's speech suddenly raised the significance of this wedding to a much higher level. Of course, it also caused dissatisfaction among some discordant people.

"Hey!" Sheldon complained dissatisfiedly: "Ron, is your speech going too far? I thought you should say these words when I win the Nobel Prize."

"Shut up!" Ron glared at his brother: "The pioneers I'm talking about also include you, and all of you except Petunia."

"Everyone!" Sheldon's eyes widened in surprise, as if he didn't believe that Ron would compare him to the ordinary people around him.

But Ron's gaze became sharper and sharper. Sheldon weighed Ron's fists against his own endurance and speed, and decisively shut up.

"Okay, it's my turn," Sheldon pouted and took out his speech card. Just as he was about to speak, Ron struck him with another dagger-like look: "No Klingon! "

"Okay, I said it in English, but it's not my fault that the speech will lose its flavor." Sheldon picked up the card and read: "I have never been able to understand a person who spends his whole life pursuing another human being to spend his life with. …”

Sheldon's speech was as intriguing as his personality. Ron shook his head. It was unrealistic to expect Sheldon to suddenly enlighten.

Next, it was the turn of the two to exchange rings and wedding vows. Ron looked at the two people kissing surrounded by a heart-shaped curtain, and he couldn't help but feel envious in his heart. He was so frightened that he quickly shook his head and took out A message was sent to Gizelle on her mobile phone: "Want to make a date?"