Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Okay, this is the Google Earth picture of this battlefield," Sheldon took the tablet and showed it to his friends and his brother Ron:

"We are here. To the south is the Geology Department team led by Professor Loomis. According to their tweets, they have no sunscreen. In other words, they must be hiding in the woods, otherwise they will get melanin. The risk of cancer is our advantage.

As long as we cross this ridge, we can knock down these stone-worshipping bastards by surprise. Okay, let's go~"

This is the second day after the "sleeping scandal" incident happened. Except for Sheldon who still acted like nothing happened, all the other friends were worried. However, at Sheldon's strong request, they still came to participate in the California Department-level paintball competition in the Polytechnic Institute.

"Hey, we obviously have Ron, why don't you listen to what the professionals have to say?" Rajesh questioned Sheldon's leadership, but before Sheldon could respond, Leonard had already taken over and continued yesterday. The tearing beep.

"Rajesh, why didn't you tell me that your sister was going back to India?"

"Oh~ maybe he was busy writing obscene love poems about my fiancée at that time." Howard added with a smile.

"Go ahead, that's obviously a very good poem!" Rajesh muttered dissatisfied, and at the same time he didn't forget to drag Ron into the water: "Why don't you tell Ron that he found a girlfriend who looks the same as your fiancée? , he even brought his girlfriend, don’t you think you need to explain anything?”

"I'm just afraid that Howard doesn't believe that there are actually people who look so similar in the world." Ron kissed Hope on the cheek next to him: "Howard, do you believe it now? Your fiancée and I really have nothing to do with each other. Hope just happens to look a lot like Bernadette.”

"I really didn't expect that there would be someone who looks so similar to me in the world. Howard, you should really bring Bernadette out next time." Hope responded with a kiss on Ron's face, curious. He looked at Howard.

That smile was exactly the same as Bernadette's, which almost gave Howard the illusion. If he hadn't just called Bernadette in front of Hope to confirm, the real Bernadette was shopping with Penny and the others. shopping mall, almost thinking that this was a prank played by Ron and Bernadette on him.

"OK, no problem, maybe we can have a four-person date next time." Howard replied in a daze.

But he was not the only one who was fascinated, Ron was also the same. The most amazing thing was that the two of them were thinking about the same thing, which was the ultimate dream of all men-twins.

Although they are not related by blood, it is difficult for even real twins to share their similarities. Think about it, when you have Dr. Bernadette who is full of intellectual beauty on your left, and you have a delicate and soft-bodied Hope gymnast on your right, God, who's to say this isn't every man's dream?

"Everyone, I'm really not in the mood to play paintball today, why don't we just become deserters?" Leonard was the first to drop his gun.

"I agree."

"me too."

Of course the same goes for the other two weak scientists.

"No, you can't be deserters! You will be transferred to a military court and may be sentenced to..." Sheldon got stuck mid-sentence because he didn't know how the military court in the paintball competition would punish this behavior. .

Shouldn't you be punished for drinking Coca-Cola through a straw?

"It just doesn't work anyway!"

"Sorry, Sheldon, today is really not the time to play paintball."

"Do you think this is a game?" Sheldon raised his voice: "Is the Civil War also a game? Is the War of the Roses also a game..."

"Hi! Ron," Hope said anxiously, secretly squeezing Ron's arm: "Didn't we agree to play with the paintball gun? How long are we going to listen to your brother's speech here? Are we going to fight? "

"Fight, why not?" Ron smiled, picked up Hope and walked towards the door.

As soon as Sheldon saw Ron leaving, he immediately stopped him: "Ron, where are you going?"

"I'm not in the mood to listen to your long speech here. Let's go play first and you continue."

"Hey! A soldier like you who keeps giving orders on the battlefield will definitely be tried by a military court!" Sheldon was anxious.

"Martial court? Haha." Ron sneered twice, glancing at Sheldon's shoulder straps with disdain: "Let's not mention that this is just a fake military rank you're trying to play. Even if it's true, it won't be long before I retire. The military rank of major is still one level away. Sheldon, what should a captain do when he meets a major?"

"Salute!" Sheldon put his feet together and saluted Ron in a standard American military posture. Sheldon was good at this. As long as he recognized the rules, he would definitely abide by them no matter how unconvinced he was.

"Relax, Captain Sheldon. Now I order you to continue to command your team to fight. The major is going to take his special forces to open the second battlefield."

After saying that, Ron opened the door, looked up and saw Sunshine pulling Hope into the forest.

Of course, Ron was definitely not doing anything shameful. Although the outdoors was exciting, it was not as comfortable as a big bed at home. Of course, he went into the woods to bully those idiots who Sheldon said could only play with rocks.

Originally, jungle warfare was a weakness of the US military, let alone these geologists. Soon after Ron entered the forest, he discovered two silly-looking scientists.

"Hope, do you remember what I taught you?"

"You mean this?"

Hope made an up-and-down movement with her palms imaginary, and Ron had a black line on his face: "No, I'm talking about making false claims in the east and attacking in the west."

"of course I remember."

"OK, then you surround me from that side. When my gun fires, you fire immediately." Ron pointed to another path in the forest, and Hope immediately leaned down and ran over excitedly.

At this time, the two-person team from the Department of Geology was less than fifteen meters away from Ron. Ron immediately ran in the opposite direction and fired a string of bullets into the branches above their heads.

To be honest, if Ron wanted to, it would be too easy to kill these amateur players, but then Hope would have no gaming experience, and once Hope had no gaming experience, Ron's plan to learn gymnastics would be compromised.

Sure enough, Ron is a child who loves to learn.

Hearing what was happening on Ron's side, the rookie scientists in the Department of Geology immediately fired like frightened birds in Ron's direction.

And exposing their bodies to the muzzle of Hope's gun, which had already moved to the side, "bang bang bang..." a string of paintballs quickly harvested them.

"It's so cool! Ron, you should really bring me to play more games like this." Hope's eyes shone.

And at this time.

"The geography department is not a real science!" Sheldon, who finally couldn't bear the mutiny among his men, opened his hands like a martyr and just came out of the hut.

"It's your brother. Do you want to tell him that we have won?"

"What do you think?" Ron threw the question back to Hope. This time she didn't speak. The two smiled at each other and raised their gun at Sheldon.

"Bang bang bang..."