Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Petit theft: The special skill of Eggsy, the British ruffian gentleman, who can randomly steal something from others at the moment of physical contact."

This is Ron's biggest gain after completing the Valentine mission.

This mission was basically over after Peggy figured out Valentine's system. Except for Valentine himself, only the female secretary who had been with him had her head not exploded.

But he still couldn't escape a severe beating from Eggsy. In the end, his skin was cut by the poison-coated blade that Eggsy put in his leather shoes, and he was poisoned to death. I have to say that this way of death made Ron complain.

Is the gun in your hand a decoration? How about killing him with one shot?

Ron didn't know since when, there was an unhealthy trend in the agent circle. It was popular that no matter how good the weapons were when facing the final boss, the victory must be determined by fists and kicks.

In this regard, Ron had only one comment, and that was that he was simply sick.

But what he didn't expect was that in the end, he won Eggsy's approval and had the above new skills. However, because of the randomness of the effect of this skill, he may not get the results he wanted most when using it.

For example, in order to test his skills just now, he patted Rajesh on the shoulder, and then when he reached into his pocket, he found that there was a piece of personal clothing inside that was warm and exuded the unique body fragrance of Indians.

Ron was so frightened that he quickly threw the thing into the trash can in the bathroom and rubbed his hands with disinfectant.

The Indians looked normal and continued to sit and order as if nothing had happened.

"Are you still staying at our place tonight? Because we welcome you very much." Sheldon looked at the menu and extended an invitation to Howard.

While Ron was saving the world with the British gentleman, something interesting happened to the quartet of scientists.

Because Howard was torn between living with Bernadette and continuing to live with his mother, he had to stay at Sheldon's house for a night in order not to offend both parties.

Leonard, who happened to learn that his ex-girlfriend Priya, Rajesh's sister, had returned to Los Angeles, gave up his bedroom and came to Rajesh's house to squeeze into the same bed with his sister.

Sheldon was very satisfied with Howard as his new roommate, so he asked this question.

"Thank you for your kindness, but I have my own plans." Howard declined.

"You just need to remember that if you need help from a friend who is a little cold and ranks third, I will always be ready." Ranking friends by closeness is something that only Sheldon would put on the table. As mentioned above, Ron was not surprised by this.

As soon as Sheldon finished speaking, Leonard and Priya walked over hand in hand.

"Why are you two holding hands? I have obviously forbidden you to hold hands!" Rajesh said, staring at the hands held by the two of them.

Priya said politely: "Rajesh, you know Leonard and I have spent the night together."

"Yes, but you are just sleeping in the same bed because I forbid you to do anything else." Rajesh continued to deceive himself, but his sister was not used to his bad habits.

"Listen, Leonard and I have decided to be together. You have no right to decide who I date."

"In fact, he can really do it." Ron was more optimistic about the lovers Leonard and Penny, so he didn't have a good impression of Priya: "According to the Indian "Manu Code", there is a clear understanding of such issues. It is stipulated that if a woman’s father is absent, then the responsibility of controlling his basic desires falls on her closest immediate family member, in this case, Rajesh.”

"It's so surprising, I was just about to say this!" Sheldon looked at Ron strangely, as if he was meeting his brother for the first time: "I didn't expect you to have such a deep understanding of Indian customs."

"Please, don't look at me with that expression that you can actually read a book," Ron shrugged pretending to be relaxed: "Don't forget, I am also a Ph.D. in Chinese language and literature from Harvard, and I dabble in a little bit of other things. Asian culture is very normal.

And I also know that the code also stipulates that if someone violates it, she will be reincarnated as a dog in her next life and suffer from diseases for the rest of her life. If these are true, considering that the prize is only Leonard, your bet seems to be a bit big. "

Ron's popular science earned Leonard a blank stare, but Rajesh gave him a grateful look and spoke before Leonard could speak: "That's it, Priya, we are Indians, so we believe this." Damn it, there’s nothing you can do about it.”

"I remember the code also said that if you eat beef, you have to live with a cow for three months and drink cow urine every day to atone for your sins. So, how do you plan to explain the beef burger you ate at noon?" Puli As expected of Ya, who studied law, she counterattacked quickly.

"Feudal superstitious things, you know, there are mixed good and bad, so you can't believe everything." Rajesh was a little at a loss and simply wanted to go rogue: "I mean, you can't be with Leonard."

Ron looked at Rajesh's poor performance, sighed and stood up: "I'm going to the bathroom, Leonard, do you want to come with me?"

"Ron, are you also going to stand with Rajesh and oppose me and Priya?" Leonard followed Ron to the bathroom and asked immediately.

"Also?" Ron sighed: "In other words, besides me, someone else advised you? Who was it? Howard or Sheldon?"

"Sheldon, he never liked Priya."

"Okay, listen Leonard," Ron said in a serious tone: "I will never interfere with my friends' choices, but in this matter, you have not considered it, so I will just say it casually. Tell me, how do you choose me to never say another word again, okay?"

Leonard nodded, but his eyes were filled with grievances.

"Although you and Priya have the same education level, which allows you to talk about many topics, I also want to remind you that you are two people from different worlds. Pay attention to what I say here. It’s not just about race.”

Ron didn't want to meddle in other people's business, but thinking of Leonard's green hat in the original time and space, he couldn't help but kindly remind him. Of course, whether Leonard would listen or not was none of his business.

"I know." Leonard lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking.

"No, you don't know, Leonard, Priya is just staying in Los Angeles temporarily because of work, right? When the work here is finished, she will leave. What are you going to do then? What do you think? , is it possible for her to give up her job for you and stay with you? Or, are you willing to give up everything here and start a new life in a country that is completely unfamiliar to you? "