Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Have you found the tracker?" Valentine's question came from the female secretary's earphones.

"It seems... I found it."

"What does it mean?"

"That is to say, I found the receiver, but the holder of the receiver turned out to be a dog. We were fooled." The female secretary said depressedly. As soon as she finished speaking, in the parking lot, a series of Hornet sports cars suddenly started to start towards her. Come quickly.

"Boom!" The sports car knocked the unsuspecting female secretary away and then sped away.

"Hey! Do you know what you are doing? You are trying to alert the enemy!" Even though Harry always had a good temper, he couldn't help but yell at Ron. This collision really surprised him.

"Is it my turn to alert someone? You don't think they just discovered that someone is investigating them now, do you? Genius?!"

Ron's tone was unspeakably sarcastic, but Harry remained silent, because what Ron said was true. If their people hadn't been killed first in the snowy mountains, or if he hadn't brought Dr. Arnold's last time, His head accidentally exploded, maybe Valentine's alertness is not so high now.

Of course, it was too late to say anything now, not to mention, even if he did, he would not say this in front of an outsider like Ron.

Ron's receiver continued to work normally. Apart from the science-related topics that Valentine and Howard were talking about, Valentine's inadvertent mention of him, his next move aroused great interest in Harry.

"Let me guess what? You don't want to visit his next destination, do you?" Ron spread his hands, and he was speechless when he met such a stereotypical British agent.

"Of course, since we already know where his next destination is, why don't we go and take a look? See what he plans to do?" Harry replied confidently: "Southern Forest Church, I know this place , that’s a very hidden church in Kentucky, Merlin, help me get the plane ready.”

Harry was already calling the plane through the phone, what could Ron say to that?

"Well, I wish you a safe journey."

Ron dropped Harry off at his designated intersection and drove home. Compared to Harry's next step, he was more curious about what changed Sheldon's mind.

"Sheldon, what do you think? Didn't you say you wouldn't go to the appreciation dinner?" When Ron returned home, Sheldon had already been home for a long time.

"Of course, I didn't want to go there originally. The great Sheldon shouldn't waste his time on such meaningless entertainment."

"Then how did you change your mind?"

"It's Amy," Sheldon closed the computer and turned around from his chair: "It was he who made me understand that all scientists have to raise funds. Think about it, if the School of Physics didn't come forward with me, those donors would Who should I give the money to?”

Sheldon's answer once again refreshed Ron's understanding of how much influence Amy can have on Sheldon. I can only say that the power of love is really great. It can actually make Sheldon, a rotten tree, blossom. Ron is very interested. asked: "Who will it be handed over to?"

"The School of Geology, Ron, is a group of idiots who only play with rocks and mud every day. That's not all. Do you know what's more terrifying? Ron," Sheldon didn't wait for Ron to answer. He directly replied in a frightened tone: "What is more terrifying than the School of Geology is the School of Humanities. Think about it, the money of those arty donors is being passed around by liars who only know how to talk. It doesn’t even make a sound, it’s all spent, you might as well just waste it!”

"Okay, that's a good reason, but I need to remind you that I am also from a liberal arts college." Ron suddenly lost interest in continuing the conversation with Sheldon: "Please next time you are ready to mock other subjects, Keep that in mind.”

Ron thought that the topic of the thank-you dinner would end here. However, what he didn't expect was that the next night, when Ron was watching a movie with everyone in Sheldon's apartment, the topic was brought up again. brought it up.

"1, 2, 3, 4," Ron counted the number of people and found that one person was missing: "Wait, why are there only five people? Where is Leonard?"

"Mrs. Lathan called yesterday morning and asked Leonard to have dinner with him. She said she wanted to discuss Leonard's research results with him. Tsk~" Sheldon said disdainfully: "I really don't know what his research results are. Does it take the whole dinner to discuss?”

"Okay, so have you ever asked them where they go to eat?"

"How do I know?" Sheldon said innocently: "But judging from the topics they discussed, it was probably at McDonald's, KFC, or Magic Box."

Magic Box fast food is a type of special American fast food. It is characterized by a circle surrounding the restaurant. After ordering from the ordering port at one end, you can drive to the food pick-up port on the other side to get your own meal. The food I just ordered was very convenient and quick.

Using this kind of fast food to bring paper, Leonard's research is not worth mentioning. It has to be said that Sheldon is also a master at hurting people.

"Okay, forget about it then, what movie are we watching today? Zombieland, how about it?"

Ron spread out Sheldon's disc collection and looked at the dazzling array of movies, not knowing which one to choose.

"Any movie, as long as it can shut up Sheldon." Penny complained while sitting on the sofa holding popcorn, which earned Sheldon a big eye roll.

At this moment, the apartment door opened and Leonard walked in with a depressed look on his face.

Howard asked curiously: "How was dinner?"

"It's first class, it's beyond description. I need a drink first."

Leonard walked past the sofa quickly, not knowing whether he was happy or sad. Ron turned and asked, "Is there alcohol in your apartment?"

"How is that possible? We only have potatoes in the refrigerator," Sheldon turned to Leonard: "If you want to drink, I can make you vodka, but it will take two weeks to drink it."

Penny, who was attentive, couldn't help but asked with concern: "Leonard, are you okay?"

"I'm not sure." Leonard's expression looked a little confused.

"What's wrong?"

"Mrs. Lathan said she was thinking of donating money to us so we could buy a cryogenic centrifugal pump..."

"Awesome!" In addition to Leonard, three other little otakus including Sheldon cheered.

However, Ron felt that things were not that simple. If it was just a donation of a cryogenic centrifugal pump, Leonard's expression would be as excited as the other three.

"Then what? I guess if he had just said that he wanted to donate equipment, he wouldn't have made you look like this."

"Then he stuck his tongue into my mouth." Leonard's expression was a bit shameful.

Sheldon was puzzled: "WHY?!"

"We can't explain everything to you. Go and read it yourself, that book we bought you."

The gossip was interrupted and Penny gave Sheldon a hard look.

"She likes me." This was Leonard's reply to Sheldon.

"Wait! Wait!" Howard finally came to his senses and asked with a sleazy look on his face: "Are you saying that the teacher wants to have sex with you so much as a condition for donating millions of dollars to your department? "

"I guess so."

"You are such a lucky little duck." Howard sighed with a mixture of envy and regret, shaking his head.

That tone showed that even Sheldon, who was unsophisticated, knew that Howard wanted to replace Leonard, which touched upon his knowledge blind spot.

WHY?

"I ran away before she made the next move, but she still wants to see me tomorrow night. Is there anything you can do?" Leonard looked for help at the people on the sofa with a ghostly look.

However, to his surprise, the first person to respond to him was Sheldon: "Great, what are you going to wear?"

"What?" Leonard's head was full of questions.

Sheldon turned to Penny excitedly: "Penny, you are exchanging flesh for material. You are an expert in this area. Please teach him."

Leonard quickly stopped Sheldon before he continued to go crazy: "No, no, no, wait a minute, I don't want to have sex with her."

"But we need cryogenic centrifugal pumps."

"Don't even think about it, I won't do it!"

"Please! Leonard," Sheldon stood up angrily and said earnestly: "This may be your only chance to contribute to science in your life!"

"If scientists are going to use this method to attract sponsorship for their colleges, I guess your Principal Hibbert will definitely replace you all with pole dancers in nightclubs."

Ron stood up and pressed Sheldon's shoulders back to the sofa: "In this matter, I suggest you respect Leonard's personal wishes."

"I repeat, absolutely impossible!" After Reiner finished speaking, he returned to his room angrily.

"It's all your fault!" After taking it away, Sheldon pointed the finger at Ron.

But this time, Ron was rarely angry: "Come on, Sheldon, you need to find a way to do this kind of thing. Now that it's here and you have to be so resistant, what you should be thinking about is how to offset his. Kind of a mentality? Right?"

"Ron, you must have some evil idea again, right?" Howard heard what he meant and came up to Ron, smiling obscenely.

"Of course, first of all, you need to let Leonard see this photo."

Ron showed the photos on his phone to Howard and Rajesh, causing both of them to gasp.

"Oh my god, who is this beauty? She must be a big star, right? Why have I never seen her on TV?"

Ron smiled proudly: "No, actually, this is the lady who just had dinner with Leonard. Of course she was young. I don't need to tell you. You also understand that any man will be appetizing when he sees this photo. Wide open, right?”

The obscene duo nodded wildly.

Sheldon was also attracted and came next to Ron. He was writing with a notebook in his hand and asked, "What next? What else needs to be done?"

Ron showed a devilish smile: "Then of course, prepare the things he needs to use tomorrow in advance, so that he can find things at any time when he wants to use them..."

The next day, when it was close to dinner time, Ron sat on the sofa in Sheldon's apartment in advance and found a good seat in the audience to watch the show.

"Leonard, Mrs. Laisen's car is waiting for you downstairs!" After hanging up the phone, Sheldon turned to the bedroom and shouted.

"I'll be back in a moment. I'll go down and make one last effort for funds, and then I'll say goodnight to him."

Leonard, who had been waiting for a long time, walked out of the bedroom as if he was going to the execution ground.

Ron raised his eyebrows at Sheldon, signaling that it was your turn to appear. Sheldon nodded to Ron in understanding for the first time, stood up and stopped in front of Leonard: "Wait a minute, I have something to give you."

Sheldon handed Leonard a small black leather bag.

"What is this?" Leonard asked suspiciously.

"I consulted Ron. Everything you might need tonight is in there, lubricants, a small umbrella, and a small pill that I specially got from the School of Biomedical Sciences. They said it's the battle in Viagra. elder brother."

"I'll say it again, I won't have sex with her!" Leonard said as he put the small black leather bag on the table.

"Wait!" Sheldon stuffed the small bag into Leonard's arms again and took out a photo from behind: "Maybe this can help you overcome your reluctance. In order to stimulate your interest, Ron helped me find it. I got a photo of Mrs. Raisen when she was 25 years old.”

Under Ron's command, Sheldon used his trump card and showed Leonard the photo that Ron showed him yesterday: "Look, her boots are so sexy, they have the wild flavor of a western cowboy. Right? Yihe~"

Sheldon made an action like a cowboy riding a horse, and the final "yeh" was the finishing touch.

Since Penny has a louder voice, everyone knows what kind of noise Penny will make.

"Are you out of your mind? I won't sell my body for a few new devices!"

Leonard turned around speechlessly, and Sheldon was stamping his feet angrily behind him: "Ron! Please help me persuade him!"

"Ron, do you know about this too?"

Ron lazily stood up from the sofa. At Sheldon's strong request, he could only play in person.

"Leonard, don't worry, although I am Sheldon's brother, I am definitely not here to be his lobbyist."

Compared to Sheldon's impatience, Ron is obviously much calmer, because he knows that if he wants to complete a perfect prank, he must spend enough time laying the groundwork.

"That's good. No matter what you say today, I will never sell my body."

"But," Sheldon was about to speak, but Ron stopped him with a gesture and continued: "I want to ask you to think about a question, Leonard."

"you say."

"Please think about it carefully. There were so many beauties competing with Mrs. Laisen for her rich husband. How did she defeat those competitors?"

Leonard fell into deep thought, and then suddenly realized: "You mean..."

"That's right." Seeing Leonard figuring out the problem, Ron nodded with satisfaction and continued to seduce in a devilish tone: "Mrs. Laisen is a skilled woman! Don't you want to give it a try? "