Daily life of an American TV drama agent

Chapter 286 The truth about Howard’s breakup

After sending Anonymous away, Ron didn't forget to ask Howard to borrow a military satellite for him to follow and watch what Hobbs was doing.

Ron originally thought that a workaholic like Hobbs was either training new recruits or leading a team to raid a drug dealer's den. However, the video uploaded by the military satellite surprised him.

I saw Hobbes, together with a group of little girls barely reaching his waist, dancing strangely to another group of little girls on the football field. Ron looked at it for a while before he recognized that they were from New Zealand. War dance.

Ron was so frightened that he quickly turned off the video, it was so eye-catching!

However, Ron recorded the video and posted it on YouTube, which actually received many likes.

At night, in Ron's apartment, Ron, who had been fishing all day, was lying on the sofa. Penny was walking around beside him, picking up the dirty clothes that had been thrown all over the floor. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

Opening the door, Howard was standing outside: "Hi, Ron, I didn't expect you to be home too."

"I didn't expect you to come to me in the middle of the night. What happened? Not enough funds for scientific research projects? You don't need to tell me this kind of thing, just tell Andy directly. I told him that as long as the money is not enough, I will do it right away. I will transfer the money to you.”

Ron invited Howard in, got him a glass of beer, and lay down on the sofa casually.

"No, I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for Penny." Howard was a little embarrassed: "Penny, has Bernadette mentioned me to you recently?"

"Of course, when you all came to have dinner together yesterday, she asked me why Howard was hiding under the table?" Penny put down the basket in her hand and sat aside.

"Hey, Howard, if I remember correctly, didn't you say you wanted to be a prodigal playing in the flowers last time? It's only been a few days, and you've started to turn around again?"

"Uh... no, I just wanted to ask, has she been dating anyone recently?"

"As far as I know, there shouldn't be. Having said that, I suddenly want to ask, why did you break up in the first place?"

"Yes, I want to ask you this question too," Ron immediately cheered up when there was gossip to talk about, rolled up from the sofa and stared at Howard with bright eyes.

"I think it's better not to say anything."

"Howard, you know that even if you don't tell me, I can get the truth from Rajesh, so do you want me to know the embellished version that the Indians say, or the more reliable answer you said yourself? "

Penny crossed her arms and united with Ron: "Yes, Howard, if you want my help, at least let me know why you broke up."

"Okay, this is a bit embarrassing..."

"This is what I want to hear," Ron took out another bottle of beer from under the table and placed it in front of Penny: "Penny, popcorn, come on, how can you not prepare snacks when you are listening to gossip?"

"Wait, don't say it yet," Penny quickly ran to the kitchen, took out a bucket of popcorn, walked out, and placed it on the table. Kazuo was ready to watch a movie: "Okay, now you can say it. "

"This starts with World of Warcraft."

"I know, it's that online game you often play. What's wrong with it?" Petunia interrupted. Ron gave her a sharp look and immediately shut her mouth obediently.

Howard continued to talk about his strange past: "You know, the characters in the game can actually have sex with each other..."

"Ahem!" Ron almost choked to death on a mouthful of popcorn. He had walked through the battlefield unscathed despite being riddled with bullets. Today he was almost defeated by Howard's wretchedness.

"Oh my God, Howard, how horny are you? You don't even let go of the game characters?"

Howard lowered his head in shame: "His name is Troll Grincindy, and he is a hunter.

When Bernadette came to me, we were under the Bridge of Souls... you know, you understand, right? Ron? "

Penny turned her eyes to Ron, her eyes seemed to say, do you boys usually do this kind of thing in games? The buttocks quietly moved to the other side of the sofa to distance itself from the two wretched men.

"Hey, what do you mean I can understand? I've never done this kind of thing, okay?" Ron quickly defended himself: "I'm not the kind of person who doesn't have the company of the opposite sex in real life, so I can only hang out with people online. Creature snapping freak, sorry Howard, no insult meant.

I'm just curious, what do you think? That's a troll! Even if you are an elf or a blood elf, I can generally understand your aesthetic. "

Although the X-movies on Leonard, Rajesh, and Howard's computers were unified into cartoons, Ron regarded them as childish, but he never expected it? Howard was the most perverted among the three of them, and his taste was so heavy that it was so twisted.

Howard begged, "Penny, can you talk to her?"

"Who? Bernadette or the troll?"

"Of course Bernadette! He was so angry with me that he didn't even listen to my explanation."

"The question is, what's the explanation for this?" Ron rolled his eyes helplessly. He was now increasingly puzzled as to how Bernadette could fall in love with a man like Howard: "You'd rather have sex with a guy on the Internet?" The troll is so lustful that he is unwilling to touch the woman who is with you."

"What?" Howard was stunned for a moment.

"Please, brother, use your smart little head to think about it. If a woman is not willing to let you touch her, why would she visit the home of a wretched otaku late at night?"

With one word to wake up the dreamer, Howard changed from shock to ecstasy, and then to deep loss. So, like Mrs. Xianglin, you keep repeating, how is it possible? How can it be?

Ron sat next to him and patted his shoulder: "Howard, think about it carefully. I mean, without any fictitious elements, take a good look at your situation.

With your hairstyle and your sleazy personality, especially your tight pants, unless she wants you to take the initiative, why else do you think it could be? "

"Really?" Howard sighed regretfully: "Oh my God, what did I do for breakfast?"

Ron raised his head and glanced at the clock: "It's only nine o'clock, not too late. If I remember correctly, Bernadette should be on duty today, right? Petunia."

"That's right, her evening shift doesn't get off until 12 o'clock today." Penny nodded.

"So, Howard, what are you waiting for? Why don't you leave now? Go quickly!"

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