Daily life of an American TV drama agent

Chapter 26 My weird brother~

The sound of sirens in the distance was getting closer and closer. According to the traditional customs of Easterners, Ron poured a large bucket of red paint on the warehouse door, left an IRS tax reminder note in a clean and eye-catching place, and walked away.

But he didn't leave immediately, but hid in a hidden shadow nearby.

Fifteen minutes later, Sheriff Jack finally arrived at the scene. Looking at the bodies of the gangsters in different forms, he found a deserted corner and took out his cell phone.

"Li, your warehouse has been targeted by the IRS, and you are still a very troublesome person. I suggest you pay the back taxes as soon as possible, so that he will let you go."

"What? Kill him? Are you kidding? He is one of the best agents of the IRS! He just wiped out all the people in your warehouse by himself!

Yes, no one was left alive, and red paint was splashed on the warehouse door. Although I don’t know what this means, I know that with that guy’s methods, if you haven’t paid the tax yet, next time He will definitely come to your house with heavy weapons.

I don’t care about anything else, our FBI’s share cannot be less! If it's less, you know what we will do, I promise, we will storm your home with commandos the next day..."

That’s almost enough, right?

Ron pressed the stop button on the recorder in his hand, and the microphone on the button was connected to the bugs that Ron had planted in several places when he left, one of which happened to be not far from Inspector Jack.

Sure enough, everything was as Ron guessed. Toretto's matter was not that simple. Behind Toretto was a Korean gangster, and behind the Korean gangster was the FBI.

No wonder the FBI targeted Toretto without any effort in the movie, but because there was no evidence, they sent a stupid boy to work as an undercover agent to collect evidence. It would be best to find an opportunity to catch someone with all their dirty laundry, so they don’t even have to do it. Influenced Korean gangsters to be convicted together, and then both parties collaborated to find the next scapegoat.

In other words, not only Toretto, but also that silly boy O'Connor was tricked.

As for why the FBI’s top brass did what they did, does it need to be said? Of course, it is to earn some extra funds. As for whose pocket these funds fall into, that is another question.

Satisfied, Ron put away the recording equipment and walked out of the alley, then hailed a taxi and headed home.

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Two o'clock in the morning.

In the apartment, Leonard was awakened by a special noise and suddenly sat up from the bed: "Sheldon?"

Leonard called out tentatively but got no response. Could it be that there was a thief at home?

Leonard casually picked up a laser sword from Star Wars, lit it up to encourage himself, and walked into the living room wearing only socks.

"Sheldon?" Leonard called softly again, but there was still no sign of anyone, and Sheldon was not in his bedroom.

The door to the living room opened at some point, along with the door to Penny's apartment opposite. Leonard could vaguely see a busy figure inside.

It was Sheldon.

What were you doing in Penny's apartment when you were up so late at night?

"Sheldon!" Leonard growled, and Sheldon quickly interrupted with a "shh" gesture.

"Penny is sleeping, keep it down!"

"Are you crazy?" Leonard put the lightsaber aside speechlessly: "You can't break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night again... come and clean it!"

Leonard got stuck mid-sentence, and it took him a long time to find the right word.

As he said, Sheldon was tidying up Penny's room. When he came to deliver furniture during the day, the chaos in Penny's room caused Sheldon to feel intense discomfort.

So he planned to clean up the house while Penny was sleeping.

"I have no choice. I can't sleep when I think that outside my bedroom is our living room, and there is a corridor across the living room. The room directly opposite looks like this!"

Sheldon said helplessly while putting a few pillows back in place.

Leonard felt that his roommate, who had no common sense, was hopeless.

"Do you realize that if Penny wakes up now, we have no logical explanation for why she is here now?"

"I just gave you a reasonable explanation."

"No! You just gave an explanation, and its reasonableness is up to your jury to decide!"

They both said excitedly, but their tone of voice was slightly higher. Penny's snoring suddenly became a little heavier, and the two of them quickly looked back.

Luckily Penny just rolled over and went back to sleep.

Sheldon seized the opportunity to start teaching mode: "You should speak in the lower register. Evolution has made women very sensitive to noise in the higher register when sleeping.

So they can wake up when the baby cries. If you don't want to wake her, talk in the lower register. "

Leonard was speechless: "This is so ridiculous!"

The tone of her voice accidentally rose a little higher, and another heavy snore came from Penny's side.

"No," Sheldon cleared his throat and switched to a bass-like tone: "This is really ridiculous."

Leonard looked back and saw that Penny had no reaction, but now it was obvious that this was not the time to learn such useless knowledge.

"Okay, everything you said is right. We have to leave now before she wakes up."

"I will never leave until I tidy up the house." Sheldon said firmly. Leonard knew that this weirdo would definitely keep his word, so he helplessly covered his head and leaned against the wall.

How could I meet such a weirdo!

"You have time to stay there, why not come over and clean up together, so that we can finish it faster." Sheldon complained, and Leonard had no choice but to clean up Penny's house.

But the two people seemed to have forgotten that besides Penny, there was another tenant in this house. While they were working, a cold metal pipe suddenly hit the back of their heads.

"I guess you steal things so that you can have passage money when you go to hell, right? Dear Mr. Thief~"

It's a pistol! The two of them immediately felt nervous. If they hadn't heard Ron's voice later, they would have almost screamed out in fright. Fortunately, they held it back.

"Ron, it's us, Leonard and Sheldon!" Leonard shouted in a low voice, causing Penny to snore dissatisfied again: "Put the gun down!"

Oh my God, what if there is a fire? This was the first time in Leonard's life that someone had a gun pointed at his head. If he hadn't been in the habit of drinking water before going to bed, his pants might have been wet by now.

"Ron! This joke is not funny at all." And Sheldon's pants were already wet: "Get your damn pistol away, or I will call my mother and tell her."

For a powerful brother like Ron, Sheldon only has one trick: suing his parents is easy. At least Ron will care about his family's opinions.

"Pistol?" Ron showed a mischievous smile: "Are you talking about the two bright flashlights in my hand?"

As he spoke, Ron took off the metal object nailed to their heads and showed it to them.

Where's the pistol? They were clearly two bright flashlights, and the two of them secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"However, as a law enforcer, it does not mean that I approve of your behavior of breaking into private houses late at night. You'd better give me a reasonable explanation." Ron stared at the two of them.

"I said that because Penny's room was too messy, we came over late at night to help clean up the house. Do you believe it?"

When Leonard said this, he was ready to be refuted by Ron, but surprisingly, Ron nodded in approval.

"Believe it, why don't you believe it? With this weird brother like me, everything is taken for granted. I have long been used to it."

I almost forgot that they were still brothers. Leonard was speechless for a while, as he was worried in vain just now.

Ron threw his coat on the sofa, loosened his tie comfortably, took a bottle of ice water from the refrigerator and drank it in a gulp.

Sheldon, on the other hand, stared at Luo with dissatisfaction and said nothing. He just silently hung the coat he had just thrown on the sofa on the hanger.

"I just came back from work, so I won't play with you anymore. You two have tidied up enough. Remember to go out and close the door.

Good night, I like my elf brother who helps clean the house after people fall asleep, and his friends. "

After saying that, Ron returned to the bedroom and lay down on the bed without taking off his clothes.

From the corner of the room revealed by opening the door, Reiner discovered that Ron's room was very neat and tidy, with everything placed in an orderly manner, in sharp contrast to the mess in the living room and Petunia's room.

Early the next morning, Sheldon walked out of the bedroom humming a song refreshed, while Leonard was lying on the bar with a cup of coffee with a tired look on his face.

Sheldon greeted happily: "I must say that I slept very soundly. Although it was not long, the quality of my sleep was very good."

Leonard: "It doesn't surprise me at all that the cure-all for insomnia is running to your neighbor's house in the middle of the night to clean."

Even with Sheldon's low emotional intelligence, he could hear the deep resentment in Leonard's words.

"Is this sarcasm?"

Leonard asked, "What do you think?"

"Let's take it as such, but I think it will be a great improvement to Penny and my brother's quality of life."

Leonard rolled his eyes and regretted again why he wanted to share a room with such a weirdo?

"Maybe we should sneak in again tonight and wash her carpet too."

Sheldon hesitated: "Is this too much?"

"Of course!" Leonard drank the coffee in one gulp: "Oh my God, do I have to hold up a sarcastic sign every time I speak?"

"Do you have a brand of sarcasm?" Sheldon asked curiously, and Leonard finally couldn't bear it anymore and slumped on the sofa.

Apartment next door.

"Dong dong dong!"

Ron was still in a daze when he was woken up by a loud banging on the door. When Ron opened the door, there was an angry-looking Petunia standing outside.

"Ron! What's wrong with you!" Penny pointed to the orderly living room.

Ron looked like he was watching a good show, took the coffee machine on the table, and started to make himself a cup of coffee.

"No, it wasn't me."

"No, who else can you have? The keys to this room are only you and me, and..."

At this point, Penny finally remembered that he also gave the spare key to Leonard.

Ron nudged the note on the table with his mouth. It was a little far away and he couldn't see clearly what was written on it, but the rough handwriting seemed to be written by Sheldon.