Daily life of an American TV drama agent

In the end, Guan Yuming accepted the offer to return to the United States with Ron.

However, he neither came to Ron's base to work as a cleaner, nor did he have the idea of ​​opening another Chinese restaurant in Chinatown. Instead, he opened an antique shop not far from Ron's base.

This move kept Ron awake for several days.

This guy won't recruit the Holy Lord and Valon, will he? Ron doesn't think the 12.7mm pistol bullets in his M500 revolver are of any use against the Holy Lord's shadow army?

You can't let him hold the smelly salted fish and incense and shout at them, "Demons and ghosts, leave quickly", right?

It's hard to say whether others are going crazy or not, but Ron is definitely going to go crazy anyway. Those monsters are clearly not something that the M500 can handle. In this case, without saying anything, Ron thinks that the only way to do it is to urge Sheldon to use his death ray. It's more reliable to get it out.

Fortunately, that antique store is currently only run by Guan Yuming and his confidante. Ron swore that he would see another big-nosed man named Jackie Chan or his maternal uncle named Xiaoyu in that store. , he immediately moved his family to China.

He doesn't look back, he can always hide if he can't be offended.

With this in mind, he opened the door to Sheldon's apartment and planned to get some breakfast.

The farce of Sheldon running away from home only lasted for one day, and he ran back in embarrassment because his luggage was lost at the train station.

Ever since Penny and Leonard officially established their relationship, this lazy girl didn't even put food in the refrigerator in her own apartment, but put it directly in the refrigerator in the apartment opposite. Therefore, Sheldon's apartment has become a regular place for Ron to eat for free. .

If an older brother eats something from his younger brother, does that count as freeloading? Definitely not~

However, after entering the door, Ron saw a strange scene: Sheldon nervously stood in front of a whiteboard with his back turned, suddenly looking back at the content on the board every few seconds, and then Leonard and Penny stood Next to the kitchen, there is a scene like watching a play.

"Ron, you're finally here, take care of your brother." When Leonard saw Ron coming back, Leonard immediately felt like he had seen a savior.

"I have long said that I have given you custody of Sheldon. Just in time, if you plan to get married, you can use him to practice your skills. Believe me, after experiencing Sheldon, no matter what kind of bear The children will be like angels in your eyes."

As Ron spoke, he poured himself a cup of coffee, and Sheldon rolled his hands into the shape of a telescope and began to observe the whiteboard behind him.

"What is he doing now?"

"If he's not decomposing the formula and checking the terms one by one, he's looking for the hand that was eaten by the alligator after being chopped off by Peter Pan." Leonard complained.

"Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile, not an alligator." Sheldon looked at the formula and retorted: "If you want to hurt me, at least get the facts first."

"Ron, are you just going to leave it alone? Sheldon hasn't slept all night. He will definitely get sick if this continues."

Penny worried that even though Sheldon has all kinds of amazing tricks that make people miserable, for some reason, he can always arouse the maternal nature of women to the maximum extent. In the past, it was mom and grandma, and now it's Penny.

"Ever since the third grade of elementary school, my mother has forbidden me to hit Sheldon on the head. In her words, 'I cannot destroy Sheldon's intelligence that God has bestowed upon me.' After it was discovered that the water I gave him in high school was laced with sleeping pills, I no longer have any Try to get him to sleep well."

Ron took a sip of coffee and patted Leonard on the shoulder helplessly: "So, can you please keep an eye on him more when you go to work today?"

"OK." Leonard drank the coffee in one gulp. He felt a lot of pressure: "But you have to pick him up at seven o'clock in the evening. Penny and I are going on a date at the skating rink tonight. Howard and Bernadette Go too, this is a date for four."

"Seven o'clock? I'll probably be back from prison in time," Ron thought for a while and said, and Sheldon's madness became even crazier during this moment of chatting. He had just put a board full of words on it. Thrown out of the window.

"Leonard, he looks like his computer has crashed? Have you tried restarting him?"

"No, trust me, it's a hardware problem and restarting won't do anything."

Ron looked at Sheldon and made sure that he was just having intermittent convulsions and that there was no major problem, and finally went out safely.

Ron, who had just returned to Los Angeles yesterday, received a message from Mr. Channing's trustee in prison. He wanted to meet Ron. Because he entrusted the prison guard to contact him, he did not explain the reason. Ron needed to go. Take care of it there.

In Shawshank Prison, since the old warden committed suicide because of Andy's whistle-blowing letter, the new warden has become a newcomer to the Francis faction, and he has some friendship with Ron.

Therefore, Channing's treatment in prison has also been greatly improved. The weekly golf time has been increased from once a week to three times a week, and an extra TV was added to his single bedroom.

The treatment has become the highest level in the entire prison. For this, Qian Ning expressed his gratitude.

"I'm quite curious as to why my dad suddenly asked us to come over and see him immediately this time."

Before Ron arrived, two beautiful guests had come to visit Mr. Channing. Before Channing arrived, Caroline and Max had already begun to discuss the content of today's visit that Channing had requested.

"Maybe he wants a 'lover visit'?"

"Max!" Caroline said angrily.

"Don't react so much. It's me and Laiyifa, not you." Max explained, but her explanation did not play any role in alleviating Caroline's anxiety. Instead, it made her even more worried. Fortunately, Channing Sir has arrived.

"Here you are, the light of my life, and her bodyguards."

"Dad~" Caroline hugged her father happily, and then Channing opened his hands to Max.

"Start right away? Why don't you do some foreplay first?" Max, the veteran driver, was driving. Mr. Channing smiled and hugged her gently before sitting in his seat.

"Sorry, I have to ask you to come all the way and take the subway. I can't bear to say this word, but I actually need to ask you for help with something."

Although Mr. Channing received preferential treatment in prison because of Ron, his visiting hours were still very limited, so he tried to keep his words short and get to the point.

Mr. Qian Ning suddenly whispered: "Help me escape from prison."

Before Caroline and Max, who were sitting opposite him, could react, the door to the visiting room was pushed open again, and a big hand was placed on Mr. Channing's shoulder:

"Then maybe I need to tattoo the map of the prison on Caroline first, then lend her a gun to rob the bank, and then arrange for you to be locked up together, so that you can find the weak points of this prison as shown on the map. and thus escaped successfully.

But the warden is in trouble. He and I are good friends, so I definitely won’t do this. You won’t blame me, right? Ron smiled and greeted everyone: "Long time no see, Mr. Channing, and Caroline." "

"Okay, I was just kidding." Qian Ning said with a smile. Even if he had the chance to go out, he would never go out. God knows how many rich people out there who had been defrauded of their money wanted to kill him.

But he was sure that those people at least didn't have the ability to kill him through this tightly managed prison system.

"Brother, you can go out. I'm watching over here. Don't worry." Ron patted the prison guard on the shoulder, stuffed a $50 tip into his jacket pocket and sent him away, then directly picked up a chair. He sat down next to Caroline and put his hand on her waist dishonestly.

"Dad, it's great that you are still in the mood to joke, but don't do it in front of Max, okay? She will take it seriously. She has already promised to skin the prison guard alive for you and let you wear his clothes. Sneak out."

"Hey, you know this trick obviously works, okay?" Max retorted.

Ron looked at Mr. Channing with a scrutinizing gaze: "Mr. Channing, do you really plan to go out? If you want to go out for a walk, I can help you make arrangements.

Recently, my teacher happened to take on the job of checking for loopholes in the prison system. He would be thrown into any prison in the United States as a prisoner, and then escape on his own. You only need to find someone who looks good among the new prisoners. Someone like Stallone in "Rambo", and then with him, you can come out. "

"No, no, no, you misunderstood. I was really just talking. It's very good here. I will also participate in the Prison Cup Golf Exchange Tournament soon. Our team cannot be without me." Mr. Chan Ning said in a joking tone He said pointedly.

Ron happened to meet Qian Ning's eyes, and the two smiled at each other, saying nothing.

"Listen to me, there is a woman who was hired by me in the past. She was paid a million dollars to write a book about my private files that revealed all the secrets."

"One million dollars!" Max exclaimed in surprise: "Then how much can I get for writing a book about Caroline's secrets? I have already thought about the first chapter of 'farting while sleeping'."

"Haha, Max, if you have finished the book, you must let me know. I must buy a copy and read it carefully."

In front of Ron, Caroline's face suddenly turned red: "Max, can you stop mentioning this every time?"

Mr. Channing continued to bring the topic back to the topic: "The woman's name is Sandra Rosenthal. Caroline, do you remember her?"

"Of course I remember, the woman who made lies on her resume couldn't even add up the numbers well, and what's even more outrageous is that her dressing taste was very bad." Caroline was deeply impressed by this:

"Wait, what did she say she had against you?"

"She said she knew the inside information about the entire Ponzi scheme, and she also had a relationship with me." At this point, Mr. Channing's expression was a little abnormal, but he still covered it up well: "But in fact, no. "

"Of course you wouldn't have a relationship with a woman with such no taste." Caroline still had confidence in her father's aesthetic taste.

“Anyway,” Mr. Channing concluded, “I wanted to let you know about it first because she’s going to be on Piers Morgan’s show and she’s going to spout nonsense.”

"Don't worry, it won't happen, because I will refute her lies for you..."

Next, it was time for Caroline and Mr. Channing to interact. Caroline took the initiative to take on the task of defending Mr. Channing, while Ron kept watching with cold eyes because he felt that the matter was not that simple, otherwise, Channing would not Call him over before doing that.

"OK, thank you, my little angel. I don't know what I would do without you. Okay, you can leave first. I have something I want to talk to Ron alone. By the way, Max can stay too."

Sure enough, here it comes.

As soon as Caroline left the visiting room, Channing immediately said impatiently: "Ron, Max, I want you to help me tell Caroline something. I'm embarrassed to tell her this."

"I knew there must be something else to keep me here, let's talk about it." Ron shrugged and said easily.

"The woman also claimed that I have a 'little bird.' Ron, do you understand what I mean?" Qian Ning's tone was helpless and embarrassed.

"Wait a minute, you didn't leave me here because you wanted me to help you 'bird watch' to clear your reputation, right?" Max, the old driver, drove down the road again.

"Hahaha," Ron laughed so hard that tears came out: "If you are willing, I can also take a picture for you and send it to Twitter using a passerby's account.

Don’t worry, with our many years of friendship, even if you are really defective in size, I can help you find a few photoshop experts to help you make it into a larger size. "

"No, I just want you to tell Caroline and let her prepare. I am very sure that this is how that shameless woman made her new book a hit." Chan Ning said angrily.

Any man would feel ashamed and helpless if someone told him he couldn't do it. He couldn't really take a picture of bird watching and post it on Twitter like Ron said, right?

Then he has lost even his remaining dignity. Perhaps, the mastermind hiding behind the woman has exactly this calculation. If he can't kill you, then he will completely destroy you in terms of reputation.

The Channing family is not in business alone. The entire family is quite famous in the wealthy circles in the United States. If their conspiracy succeeds, the reputation of the Channing family will be completely ruined.

But Max's focus was only one. She glanced down curiously: "How much 'moisture' did she say?"

"Believe me, it's very big." Chan Ning adjusted his pants and said awkwardly: "Max, why don't you go to the door and wait for a while, so Ron and I can have a chat alone?"

"OK, OK, you guys talk~" Max said, and backed out of the door. Before leaving the door, he mouthed to Ron: "Don't forget to tell me how old it is after you watch it later!"

"Okay, now that the women are out, what are you going to let me do?" Ron asked, crossing his legs.