Daily life of an American TV drama agent

I don’t know if there is a saying in the United States that “Say Cao Cao, and Cao Cao will arrive.” In short, Ron just mentioned Buffett’s name in front of Musk, and when he walked out of the door, he received a call from Buffett.

"Ron, long time no see." Buffett's old voice came from the receiver.

"Long time no see, the famous Mr. Buffett, I really wonder if you have installed a bug on me. I just mentioned you in front of others."

"You mentioned me? You're not talking to Francis about my tax issues, are you? You know I'm one of the few clean people in this circle." The old man was obviously frightened. Being targeted by the IRS is not a good thing.

Apparently, Ron should have left a deep impression on him during a previous operation.

Ron didn't bother to scare the old man anymore, and quickly explained: "Of course not, I just talked about you with Mr. Musk."

"Okay, I don't know this young man. You know that I have always paid little attention to technology companies. I am calling you to send you a private job offer."

"Private job offer?"

Ron's job is quite free. Basically, he has nothing to do as long as he completes the fixed tax collection tasks every year. Of course, he doesn't mind taking on some small jobs, otherwise his skills will be wasted.

"What job?" Ron started the car and turned his cell phone to external volume.

"Bodyguard work, I believe no one is more qualified for this job than you. Accompany me to China, a place called Xihong City. My charity lunch was auctioned by a young man named Wang Duoyu."

King Duoyu? Ron's head was buzzing when he heard the name. This was the son of destiny, so he must agree to it.

"Warren, you know that I have been very busy, so can you tell me the specific time so that I can free up that time. With our friendship, I will definitely be with you when you need me.

I can even give you a discount, if you can agree that my escort work will end until I put you on the plane. Don't worry, I have no other intentions. I am just thinking about whether to go shopping in China after being tired for a long time... "

Back at the apartment, Leonard finally brought takeout. Today is Monday, so according to Sheldon's rules, today is Thai food day.

Not only did Ron have no objections to this, but he even agreed with it. This made Leonard, who had hopes of resisting Sheldon's tyranny because of Ron's arrival, instantly disillusioned.

"Here, Pad Thai without peanuts."

Howard asked nervously: "Is there peanut oil in it?"

Leonard was not very interested: "I don't know. Everyone was keeping an eye on Howard for a while to prevent him from getting swollen."

Sheldon was unusually friendly today: "Since there are no bees around, you can use my adrenaline."

"Do you have chopsticks?" Ron asked out of a personal habit brought from his previous life.

"No need, this is Thai food."

Leonard rolled his eyes covertly: "It's starting again."

"Thailand didn't have forks until the second half of the 19th century. What's interesting is that they didn't use a fork to put food directly into their mouths. They used a fork to put food on a spoon, and then used a spoon to put food into their mouths."

Normally, Ron would have said, "Isn't this when you take off your pants and fart?" But today he didn't intend to be so rude. God testified, he had never felt that his brother's words were so meaningful as he did today.

"Sheldon, what you said is great!" Ron's applause satisfied Sheldon's vanity to the greatest extent.

"Ron, you look very abnormal today!" Sheldon was very uncomfortable with Ron's flattering attitude today.

Ron stared into Sheldon's eyes and confessed with great sincerity: "Sheldon, I swear, I have never loved you as much as I do now. Even if you ask me to give you a chrysanthemum now, I won't hesitate at all."

"Ron." Sheldon continued expressionlessly.

"What's up?"

"I heard that impure relationships between homosexuals will increase the probability of contracting AIDS. From a safety and health perspective, I think you should find a woman. It would be great if you share a room with Penny..."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk... I won't discuss this topic for now, let's eat first." Monad quickly interrupted Sheldon's speech, fearing to arouse Ron's interest.

The four scientists, and even Sheldon, a man with extremely low emotional intelligence, can see that Leonard likes Penny, and Penny has been trying to push Ron down.

If Ron really wasn't interested in Petunia, maybe Petunia would have succeeded.

Howard approached Ron: "Hey, brother, tell me, are you GAY?"

"Of course not, I'm just a little tired of being sensual for too long," Ron winked at Howard: "Brother, you know from my image that I will never be short of women, right?"

Leonard: "Then why are you not interested in Penny?"

Ron thought for a while: "This is my principle. I never attack the girls around me, especially the girls who live together. I don't want to pay the rent of two people by myself."

When Leonard heard Ron's explanation, he thought it was incredible. How could anyone refuse a beauty like Penny?

But thinking about Ron's handsome appearance, everything seemed so natural, and Leonard felt a lot more at ease.

Okay, this is very Ron. Sheldon nodded approvingly and agreed with his statement. Penny has asked Leonard for his WIFI password since moving here.

This caused the already insufficient bandwidth of the Internet speed to be hit hard again, and Sheldon complained about this.

Howard exclaimed with great hunger: "Is that all? If she is willing to have sex with me once, I am willing to help her pay the rent for a whole year!"

"Hey, hey, brothers, you don't have to be like this. Maybe I can bring you in contact with more girls. The premise is that you don't use such low methods to strike up conversations. It will make me lose face."

Ron's eyes never left Howard when he said this. He didn't want to go out with a licking dog who had to greet girls in more than a dozen languages. That would be too embarrassing.

Rajesh excitedly slapped Howard's thigh: "Ron, you usually go somewhere to pick up girls, can you take us with you next time?"

"Of course, it's just that I never deliberately picked up girls. I just went to various activities and the girls gathered around me.

Maybe you can comfort those girls who are absolutely heartbroken after being rejected by me. I think the probability of success should be high. "

After Ron finished speaking about Versailles, Howard and Rajesh not only didn't feel offended at all, but looked at each other and saw the heartbeat in each other's eyes, and asked excitedly together: "When?"

"There is an event tonight, a gathering of drag racers in Los Angeles, and there will be a free drag racing competition. Do you want to come?" Ron invited.

In fact, tonight was the time that Toretto had made an appointment with him. He promised to help Ron introduce some local "powerful" friends, and Ron didn't mind bringing two more burdens.

This puts Howard and Rajesh in a dilemma. On the one hand, they really want to go pick up girls with Ron. On the other hand, Los Angeles at night is still a gathering of drag racing people, which is obviously not something that nerds like them can handle.

They will be blown to pieces!

At this moment, there was a knock on the door at the apartment.

"Leonard, is Ron there with you?" It was Petunia's voice.

Ron shook his head at Leonard: "Just say I'm not here, come on brother, I'm optimistic about you~"

"Hi, Penny~" Leonard opened the door for Penny and did not let Penny in. Instead, he walked out and half-blocked the door with his body.

"We haven't seen Ron for a day. What do you want from him? Or is there anything I can do for you?"

In the apartment, Ron, who was eavesdropping with his ears erect, shook his head, another licker~

Seriously speaking, among the four scientists, it seems that only one Sheldon is not a licker, but is being chased upside down by girls, while the other three are much more pitiful.

It seems that our Cooper family has strong genes, and such a handsome appearance is indeed a powerful tool to attract women~ Ron touched his cheek and thought narcissistically.

"Uh~" Penny was slightly disappointed: "I wanted to ask if you could help..."

"Okay!" Before Penny could finish her words, Leonard immediately showed off his dog-licking nature and agreed first. It seemed that he had not learned any lessons from the last incident of having his pants taken off.

"Okay, someone will deliver furniture to me tomorrow, and I may not be here, so can you sign for it for me and deliver it to my room?"

Come again? Ron prayed that Leonard had better refuse, because then he would definitely call Sheldon, and Sheldon would call him.

And out of the guilt of having just taken advantage of Sheldon, I would definitely not refuse. In this roundabout way, even though I didn't help, I was the one who ended up doing the work?

"Of course." Leonard agreed quickly, as if he was afraid that someone would snatch it from him.

Sure enough, licking a dog is licking a dog.

"Thank you, Leonard, you are such a good person~" Penny handed over the key, handed out a good person card, turned around and left: "This is the key to my house."

And Leonard didn't even dare to ask her out.

"Leonard, I think you should ask her out." Ron gave his own advice.

Leonard was extremely surprised: "Ask her out? What if she refuses?"

"Then keep asking. Believe me, there will be a day when she gets tired of saying no." Ron spoke casually, and then continued to cook his Thai food, leaving Leonard standing alone at the door not knowing what he was thinking.

After some mental struggle, Howard and Rajesh finally made up their minds: "Ron, we want to go out with you tonight!"

Ron almost choked to death without a mouthful of Thai food. These two are so amazing that they would risk their lives for the girl.