Cyber Ghosts

Seeing the other person said by Liu Shuaiyi, the original excited face instantly languished, and Haoning couldn't help laughing.

This programmer is a new employee of the company. After 95, nothing else, the name is particularly distinctive. The surname is Qi Mingli. Give him the name "Qi Li" probably because his father wanted him to be a man. In the world, the name was a joke in the school, but every time the teacher walked into the class when the class was in class, the class leader of their class would call "stand up!", And the students would stand up and say "good teacher" to the teacher Because of his name in the class, he became the object of ridicule among classmates, especially the teacher asked to answer the question by name. Whenever his name was called: "Qili", a few mischievous classmates would also stand up. Then deliberately say "Oh teacher, I thought you let us stand up", and then more students would laugh. Because of this name, he became a "little celebrity" in the elementary school, junior high school, and high school of Kaili, all of whom are known to the grade. Of course, he has a very cheerful personality, but he suffered at the university. Because the name is too special, every substitute teacher will know his name. Every time he calls, he will be called, so he will be in his college career. " Forced to become a character who has not escaped any class. Every time he talked about this, he felt sorry for his pride. After all, he watched some friends find a girlfriend in college. Sometimes he skipped classes and went to play with his girlfriend.

As soon as I graduated, I did not know a lot about work, and there were many mistakes in my work. I often made three mistakes in one job. The program's job is to require testers to check and control, but the errors detected will be scored by the technical team of the entire project team.

In the past, due to Liu Shuai ’s strong technical ability, the technical team score of this project team was always high in the company. Since Kai Li came, Kai Li has succeeded in pulling down the score of the entire technical team with his own efforts due to too many personal errors. The testers couldn't help but, in addition to their work scores, they were all in private Liu Shuai responded to the question. As the technical leader of this team, Liu Shuai felt that this guy had a good personality and was flexible enough, but other people said that his newcomers had many problems and some anger. So Kai Li was just curious, and Liu Shuai took him back. Let him work well.

Seeing Qi Li put on the headset, Liu Shuai frowned and touched his forehead, and whispered to Haoning: "I said you can't do it quietly. Do you want everyone in the company to know how many magic sticks our company has? Besides, those Taoist skills are also used by me for life and self-defense. Do I encounter monsters and monsters and can only be beaten? "

"Hahaha," Haoning couldn't help but whispered, "God stick, you are really clear about your positioning. But then again, your Daoism is so powerful, it's a pity to be a programmer By the way, if you are a ghost catcher, you might make a lot of money. You watched it in a movie and wrote it in a novel. You can catch ghosts and keep exorcizing evil for the wealthy and wealthy. You can get tens of millions at once. "

"Hahaha, you think too much," Liu Shuai interrupted Ho Ning, and continued, "Where are there so many demons and ghosts in this year? I grew up so much that ghosts have only seen them twice, and have never encountered ghosts at all. Harmful things. If I do a business that gives people a ghost, I can starve to death, or write code to earn this peace of mind. "

Hao Ning thought it made sense when he heard it, and nodded with a smile: "So you can't see it in reality, so you have to listen to the story. You see how many demons, ghosts, and fantasy in the vertical and horizontal novels there are. , How many ghosts, how many fairies. "

"Ha ha ha ha," Liu Shuai laughed, "You said it makes sense, people are still willing to read the monsters, fairy stories. Not in reality, so I have to find it in the story. Look at the starting point now, vertical and horizontal novels There are so many ghosts in it, it is too late to let all the animals and plants start to practice immediately. There are so many movies about what pen fairy, dish fairy, it is said that now the chopstick fairy has been filmed, I estimate it will be two days later You can shoot bowl fairy, rice cooker fairy, chopping board fairy, gas stove fairy, cooker hood fairy, washing machine fairy, refrigerator fairy. "Liu Shuai said that it was funny, and said while whispering:" You said this is called Hey, it ’s nice to call Ye Gonghaolong, and it ’s called cheesy if you do n’t listen to it. In the novel, you play the devil all day and collect the demon, and you are very happy to see, in case these demon really stand in front of you, what do you think? kind?"

"I don't know," Haoning thought with a smile, and said, "You are also too cynical. Everyone reads online novels just for fun. What do you want to do?"

Liu Shuai nodded and thought it made sense: "Are you right, pastime, but you and I really played against the demon, I asked you, are you not afraid when you play?"

"Nonsense!" Ho Ning became serious, remembering the last few stations with fear, "Except for the time when Zhang Chihang was there, we faced each other independently, how could we not be afraid?"

"Yeah!" Liu Shuai nodded. "In fact, those times, we were not able to fight. The bad words were exchanged for life. Now I am afraid of it, but if these things are written as novels , How many people do you think will be afraid? Some people will even laugh at you, and think that you are a real counsel and you are not powerful enough to fight ... "

"Well ..." Haoning suddenly stunned when he heard Liu Shuai say this, and then smiled embarrassedly: "Well, I really wrote about what happened during this time and wrote it into a novel. And the most amazing thing is that Zongwang still finds me, I have become a contracted writer of Zongjing ... "

Liu Shuai heard staring at Ho Ning, staring openly in surprise, as if to eat Ho Ning: "Nima! Are you crazy? You write these things online ~ www.readwn.com ~ What if someone is seen? The truth of ghosts and gods in this world cannot be known, otherwise it will be completely messed up! "

"Think more about you," Haoning smiled when seeing Liu Shuai so nervous, "I ask you, do you think this is the real thing in the world when you read the fantasy novels on the Internet? Do you think there is in this world? Is this a way of repairing immortals, such as Dulei Tribulation? "

"Du Lei Jie is not such a method, the correct way is ..." Liu Shuai was about to refute it, and it made sense to think about it. "Haha, I understand what you mean, and no one believes this is the real thing, everyone. It ’s over. But even so, why are you writing this? "

"Hey, commemorate," Haoning lowered his head and thought for a while, "I haven't known who to talk to so many things recently, and Yan doesn't know where to go. I always feel like this It's a pity, so I wrote it down, but you can rest assured that I didn't use my real name and did some artistic treatment. "

"Art processing?" Liu Shuai hey hey, "Then you have to write me handsome, it is best to look like Wu Yanzu, also a very strong kind, and if there are many girlfriends, it is best to be a stallion Wen, I have a lot of harems, wives and concubines in groups, and I have to have a lot of money. It is best that I can also have medical skills. I hope you can also have some knowledge. It is best that I am some kind of fairy reincarnation. What about Yuanshi Tianzun? Well, it ’s still the Master Tongtian, no no no no, I think about it again ... "

Liu Shuai is still looking down, and Haoning smiled bitterly: "You just thought that the web novels are all made up now. As a result, once it happens to you, your brain hole is like a wild dog Ladura I ’m not coming back. By the way, how about I rewrite you as Huskies reincarnation? Is there any Huskies that are more famous? I think, yes, you are the snarling tengu of Erlang, the tengu eating the moon, how about ? "