Cultivation System: All I Want Is To Fail My Mission!

Chapter 2: What To Do With Being Too Handsome

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

How did he fail? He had clearly washed out so much black mud!

Jiang Yu’s eyes widened. Just as he was about to say something, his hand was forcefully stuffed with a jar full of top-grade Clear Heart Pills.

At the same time, the system’s voice sounded.

[Beginner’s Mission: Purification and Book Changing. It also removed the remaining 90% of the impurities in the body.]

[Note: If you fail the mission, you will be punished with 1.000 top-grade Clear Heart Pills.]

Jiang Yu was speechless.

So it wanted him to remove 100% of the impurities in his body?

If one time was not enough, he would take two times, and if two times were not enough, he would do it again. In short, he had to be clean.

Realizing this, the corner of his mouth couldn’t help but twitch. He looked at the jar of Clear Heart Pills in his hand with a dark expression.

Couldn’t he just remove it all at once? The system insisted on eating them one by one.

“What top-grade Clear Heart Pill? I think it’s fake.”

Jiang Yu mumbled as his hands moved. He stuffed it into his mouth like he was chewing candy. Fortunately, the Clear Heart Pill melted in his mouth, so Jiang Yu wouldn’t feel full no matter how much he ate.

And if he ate so many Clear Heart Pills at once, the medicinal effects would not be obvious. However, Jiang Yu didn’t need to worry about this as the system provided him with the best service.

[Host, the effect will be even better if you take it with Jadewater.]

Then, a beautifully packaged jade jar appeared in front of Jiang Yu. He subconsciously weighed it in his hand. Wow, it was probably about five kilograms!

He was feeding the pigs.

Jiang Yu’s mouth twitched. Hearing what the system wanted to say in his mind, he waved his hand.

“Say no more, I want them all!”

At the same time, in a Daoist temple. A pretty girl was pestering an old man, almost teasingly.

“Aiya, Elder, I’ll take one Clear Heart Pill, just one! Then I won’t bother you.”

The young girl’s voice was as tender as an oriole1, but it made the elder’s face look even more fond.

“You don’t need the Clear Heart Pill yet. The most important task is to build a good foundation first.”

“My basic skills are already very solid! If you don’t believe me, you can ask the seniors!”

The young girl was somewhat unconvinced. She rolled her beautiful eyes twice, before pulling the elder’s hand and began buttering up the man.

“Besides, aren’t you here? You’re so powerful, you definitely won’t just watch anything happen to me, right? With you protecting me, I’ll be fine!”

“Alright, alright, you little girl. You really know how to talk,”

In the end, the elder still couldn’t resist the girl’s sugar-coated words. He took out a small box and opened it.

“This is the low-grade Clear Heart Pill.”

Seeing the disappointment on the young girl’s face, the elder’s expression darkened slightly, appearing somewhat solemn.

“Don’t underestimate it just because it’s a low-grade Clear Heart Pill. Even if it’s only a low-grade, it’s still an item that can’t be bought with a thousand gold coins. Moreover, if you consume too much at once, it will damage your spirit meridians. In serious cases, you won’t be unable to cultivate anymore!”

“The consequences are actually that serious?”

The girl’s eyes flashed with astonishment. However, when he saw the pill that was shining with a dim golden light, she still firmly extended, determinedly, extended her hand.

Meanwhile, what they thought would have serious consequences… Jiang Yu still continued to take them.

He had finally taken a hundred of those pills, and his body was already covered in a thick layer of black mud.

However, Jiang Yu didn’t have the time to care about the stench on his body. Instead, he looked at the system impatiently.

“How is it? This should be enough, right?”

However, the system still gave him a cold and ruthless answer.

[70% impurities removed, 20% remaining. Mission failed. 1,000 top-grade Clear Heart Pills have been distributed to the host. Please remember to receive them.]

What was that? Why hadn’t he succeeded the Purification?

Jiang Yu was a little dumbfounded. He looked at the Clear Heart Pill in his hand that was ten times more than before and finally gritted his teeth and took them one at a time.

After consuming 1,000 Clear Heart Pills, Jiang Yu instantly felt as if his entire body was being roasted on fire. An indescribable pain spread from all over his body.

He didn’t even have time to react before his vision turned black.

When he woke up again, maids were standing in front of him.

However, what puzzled him was that each of them had a shy expression on their faces as if they were infatuated.

What happened?

Jiang Yu was a little dumbfounded. Before he could process what was going on, the system’s voice sounded again.

[Congratulations to the host for achieving the Untainted Body. Reward: East-rising Purple Qi, 99 Vitality Pills, Qi-Jin Fist]”

[Note: Vitality Pill — Take one pill before and after each meal. Your leveling speed will skyrocket.]

After he finally processed the good news, he whooped joyfully.

What happened just now was not a dream at all. He was really cultivating!

Realizing this, Jiang Yu instantly sat up on his bed, his heart pounding.

However, Jiang Yu had forgotten that he hadn’t worn any clothes when he started cultivating. Now that he sat up abruptly, the thin blanket fell off, revealing his six-pack abs, causing the maid beside him to scream.

Damn it, how did her young master become so hot!?

Surprised by their sudden scream, Jiang Yu quickly reacted,

“Get out!”

He quickly chased all the love-struck maids out with a dark face before he realized the change in his body.

“What’s going on?”

Jiang Yu hurried to the full-length mirror and looked at himself in shock.

Originally, his figure could only be considered average, he had a small belly pouch that young people would have. But now, his body was very well-proportioned. Although there were no particularly exaggerated abdominal muscles on his stomach, his small pouch had disappeared without a trace.

Originally, he could only be considered as five points high in looks, but now he was pulled to full marks. He could clearly see the shadow of himself in every part of his face, but he was several times more handsome than before.

“F*ck, I’m so handsome.”

Jiang Yu touched his face in disbelief and asked in wonderment.

“How did I become like this?”

This was even better than plastic surgery.

[That’s because all the impurities in your body have been expelled from your body, and your constitution will naturally change.]

The system didn’t hide anything and issued a second mission at the same time.

[Beginner’s Mission 2: Cultivate Qi Sense.]

[Note: Failure of the mission will result in a penalty of 999 Qi and Blood Pills.]

Only when one could feel the existence of spiritual energy could one truly step into cultivation.

Even though Jiang Yu had never cultivated before, he still knew a little about this from the novels he read.

However…

Looking at the pill bottle that had fallen beside him, Jiang Yu glared at it with disgust. Then, he began to calm his heart and sink his Qi into his Dantian, preparing to concentrate.

He did not believe that he could not cultivate by himself.

However, when Jiang Yu opened his eyes again, he angrily and helplessly discovered that he really couldn’t just rely on himself!

[Host, please accept the pill.]

The system said exactly at that moment. Jiang Yu couldn’t help but sigh, but he didn’t pick up the pill.