Cultivation Is Like This

  Chapter 972 Offended the abbot, everyone has no good fruit to eat

  Lu Bei invited Huang Xiao to jointly paint a picture of "Little Yellow Fish in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons". The manuscript was originally scheduled to be delivered in three days, but he never thought that the distinguished guests would come without invitation, and half of the painting would end early.

   Owe first, and then paint another day.

  Huang Xiao: (_)

   Lu Bei patted his **** to avoid people, stretched the space with five fingers, and recruited the guests waiting outside the Nantian Gate to Da Luotian.

  Looking at the Immortal Fate Chart entrenched in the high sky, which is now the Heavenly Book, Ji Chang was so full of complexities that he couldn't say a word for a long time.

   Out of courtesy to the guests, Lu Bei waited for a while, then put one hand behind his back and said with a smile: "What's the matter, Xiao Ji, do you feel sour?"

   "..."

   "You don't need to explain, I understand, just take a second look, and you'll feel better when you get used to it."

   "..."

  Ji Chang was silent, he didn't care, the main reason was that he felt uncomfortable for Ying Long, who had worked hard for thousands of years, and the things he dreamed of were all owned by Lu Bei by accident.

   Fortunately, Ying Long was already dead, so he couldn't see Lu Bei's embarrassing face, otherwise this scene would have been so cruel.

   "The Human Sovereign has seen the Great Tianzun."

   "This statement is wrong. You are not the emperor, and Lu is not the Great Tianzun. At most, he is a Celestial Emperor. He is far from the Great Tianzun." Lu Bei waved his hand.

Ji Chang nodded, changed his name to Lu Bei as the Emperor of Heaven, took up the topic and continued: "There is a Emperor of Heaven in the Heaven Realm, and a Emperor of Ghosts in the Underworld. There should be an Emperor in the world. Chang came here today to ask the Emperor of Heaven for a charter of enshrining Zen. Worshiping the sky and sacrificing the earth to achieve the way of the emperor."

   "Xiao Ji has a heart, but although Lu is the emperor of heaven, theoretically he has no authority to interfere in the world. Did you go to the wrong place?"

   "Why did the Emperor of Heaven ask questions knowingly?"

  Ji Chang shook his head slightly, theory is theory and reality is reality. If he wants to sit on the throne safely, he must have Lu Bei nod in agreement, otherwise his younger brother will not be in the throne for a long time.

  Like Huangquan ghost emperor Yun Zuoyu, obedient and obedient, Huangquan is his one-acre three-point land, but if there is a little obedience and disobedience, the Emperor of Heaven should consider changing Huangquan's speaker.

  Reality is so cruel.

  The first level of official rank crushes people to death, Lu Bei is the emperor of heaven, the highest official, the great Tianzun has not yet returned, and he has the final say on the personnel scheduling of the three realms.

  Unless your fist is bigger than the Emperor of Heaven, like the one who abandons scriptures and tells stories all over the world to find the Emperor of Heaven.

   "It's not asking knowingly, but because Lu is the emperor of heaven, he should conform to the will of the people above all, and the name of the emperor is too big, and the cause and effect are too involved. Lu does not want to randomly assign all the cause and effect to himself."

  Lu Bei said with a serious face: "If you choose a foolish king, a **** like Taisu from the Ten Thousand Monsters Kingdom, and Lu Mou becomes a kindred spirit, how can you say that you are in line with public opinion in the future? Xiaoji, do you think this is the truth?"

  Stop acting, word has spread, you are the first demon emperor!

  Ji Chang knew what Lu Bei was thinking, so he could only say: "Chang is the emperor, all karma lies in Da Xia, and now there is only an imperial edict from the emperor of heaven, that's all."

   "There is no edict, only oral agreement."

"Can."

   "Great kindness."

Seeing Ji Chang's resoluteness, Lu Bei nodded happily, and said to the honest man: "Since you are willing to memorize the cause and effect, Lu will make it easier for you, but the ugly words are up front, rebuilding the Great Xia of the human race will not be prosperous, and the people will be injured by war. Those dogs The emperor's head, you can cut off as much as you want, the grievances of the upper class are limited to the upper class, don't spread to the innocent people in the lower class."

  Ji Chang heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words, for fear that Lu Beilai would say that force is not allowed, and the entire territory of the human race must be unified by the rule of benevolence.

  The change is limited to the upper class, which sounds unreasonable, but under the absolute force of the world of cultivating immortals, it has become reasonable, and it also coincides with his ideas.

   "Blood can be shed, but not too much. You are a smart emperor, Xiao Ji, and you should know what the standard is." Lu Bei reminded again, and then asked Ji Chang to rebuild Daxia's governance system.

   Not surprisingly, in Ji Chang's plan, the future Daxia will still entrust princes and royal families, and the royal families of various countries will be reduced to royal families, and they will collectively pay tribute to Daxia.

   This was the case in Great Xia ten thousand years ago, and it will be the same ten thousand years later. This has something to do with the background of the world of cultivating immortals. When the royal family is regarded as a family of cultivating immortals, everything is logical.

   "Sounds good, but..."

  Lu Bei waved his hand and opened the cloud map of the Kyushu Continent in front of him, without saying a word for a long time.

  The position of the Emperor of Heaven has not yet been warmed up. The Emperor of Heaven's tone is determined, not to mention reaching the peak, but definitely entering the room. Seeing that Ji Chang has nowhere to vent his anger, he is quite helpless.

  If you want to benefit, you just say it outright, but you still have to ask people to beg you after hesitating. Did you ask for three or five times before you reluctantly agreed?

   Once upon a time, during the grand ceremony of the Holy Land of the Human Race, he didn't say a word, and Lu Bei had to obediently smile.

  Thinking about Ying Long, Ji Chang lost his temper immediately. He cupped his fists and said respectfully, "I don't know what advice the Emperor of Heaven has, but why didn't Chang think carefully?"

   "The Human Sovereign is worrying too much, and I can't talk about giving advice. I have some immature suggestions. I don't know if the Human Sovereign is willing to adopt them?"

   "I also ask the Emperor of Heaven to correct me."

   "Here, here, and here..."

Lu Bei waved his hand to draw a few circles, marking several private territories: "Although the Lion and Camel Kingdom is in the territory of the Human Race, it is actually owned by the Ten Thousand Monster Kingdom. Please be patient. It has become a big trend, and I would like to advise the emperor not to know what is good or bad, and to offend the abbot, and everyone will have no good fruit to eat."

"Then there are Wuzhou, Xiongchu, Xuanlong, and the twenty-three small countries in the north. Gu was tricked by villains in his early years, and he was blinded by beauty for a while. He was related to the three kingdoms by marriage. A little noodle, take care of these three countries."

Hearing that Lu Bei's appetite was so small, Ji Chang feared that he would go back on his word. Even if he wanted to nod in agreement, he was a calculating old monster with a hesitant look on his face. What kind of care?"

   "The twenty-three kingdoms in the northern border are owned by Wuzhou, Xiongchu, and Xuanlong. The three kingdoms can submit to Daxia, but they don't need to pay tribute and worship. They keep the country name. The succession of the royal family and internal affairs are all up to them."

   Lu Bei smiled and said: "The emperor don't have to feel embarrassed. If you feel that you can't make up your face, the Three Kingdoms set up the Temple of Heaven, which is owned by the Emperor of Heaven, and only pays tribute to the Emperor of Heaven."

   "As it should!"

  Ji Changsu said, a few flaws will not affect the general situation, as long as the human race is unified into the Great Xia in name, it is within the scope of his acceptance.

   Some flaws refer to Xuanlong, the Zhao family Baimao is of the same lineage as him, and his ancestors counted ten thousand years ago, and he was the exiled royal prince of the ancient kingdom of Daxia.

   This is also the fundamental reason why the Zhao family has inherited white hair from generation to generation. The blood of the ancestors is extraordinary, only they pollute others, and it is extremely difficult for others to dye them black.

Closer to home, in a corner of Xuanlong, several generations have been poor ghosts. Ji Chang didn't think the Zhao family could threaten him, and now he didn't have the energy to take care of the Zhao family. Together with Xiongchu and Wu Zhou, he packaged it up and sent it to Lu Bei, which saved him money. He has one thing on his mind.

  Small characters, nothing to worry about, the white-haired man has already decided, he can be the lord of a country, but he can't be the emperor of a human race.

  What about the kingdom of ten thousand demons and the kingdom of lions and camels? Ji Chang has never considered the territory of two generations of demon emperors, and the two generations of demon emperors are both emperors of heaven. Smart people know how to choose.

   As for the Far West...

  The third life Kunlun Immortal has repeatedly reiterated that the Western religion will have great achievements in the future, and if one person is sent to become a monk, even if everything is lost, there will still be one son who will live and work.

Ji Chang counted his only six reincarnations in detail. The original human emperor could not move, the second reincarnation Jade Emperor disappeared, the third reincarnation was bound to the Kunlun Mountains, the fourth reincarnation fell into the underworld, and the fifth and sixth reincarnations were human beings. Soldiers, sages, one radish and one pit, there is no suitable monk.

   It stands to reason that Yinglong is dead, Lu Bei has become the emperor of heaven, and the return of the fairyland is irreversible.

  Followed by Ji Fa, the fourth generation body, the plan of Huangquan Road failed.

  There is no coincidence that there are two useless lives, one travels through time and space to the future, the other is detained in the underworld and cannot return to the human world, and the rest of the lives are closely related to human nature.

  Ji Changming knew that the Western religion had a great opportunity, but he could only stare blankly at it all the time, blaming only his own bad luck. There are too many calculations, the first few have vital interests, and the three lives used to prevent disasters and replace death are all lost in Taisu Wujitian.

   He wondered when he looked at Lu Bei, he was traveling through time and space vortex, why Lu Bei's demon body could go back to the past and become the first generation of demon emperor who was invincible in a lifetime, but his whereabouts are still unknown?

   Calculations?

   That's not depressing anymore.

   Lu Bei gave Ji Chang a verbal promise to reap the benefits without having to bear the consequences, and watched the other party leave happily.

  The second juncture of the great changes in the world, the great summer is about to return, and the world has ushered in new changes.

   Good thing!

  Drowsiness meets pillow, just what he wants.

   Lu Bei's eyes danced with white light, looking at the list of gods and the whip of the gods standing quietly horizontally in the immortal horoscope, ignoring the mysterious and unknown Great Tianzun, he already has the means to target several invincibles.

   "The advantage is mine!"

   "The Emperor of Heaven has a high opinion!"

  Lu Bei waved his hand and planted the flag, the advantage was great, and he felt at ease.

  He opened the space with one hand and pointed, and attracted the three wings of Zhu Qilan, Zhao Wuyou, and Gu Xinli, and told Da Xia that the reconstruction was about to happen, and that Emperor Ji would make a big move.

  The three kingdoms of Wuzhou, Xuanlong, and Xiongchu belonged to him, and they were the vassal states of Daxia in name. He asked the three beauties to return to their respective countries and told the clans to handle them properly.

   Without discussing, he declared directly that neither he nor Ji Chang, the Three Kingdoms had no ability to resist.

  If you don't follow, you have to follow.

  The expressions of the three beauties are complicated, especially Zhu Qilan, the eldest princess watched Lu Bei grow up, and she was convinced early on that he has the potential to be invincible for a lifetime, and will become the second generation of immortal sword masters after the Abandoned Sutra.

   As a result, the immortal sword master didn't see it, but saw a first-generation demon emperor.

   is outrageous!

   "What's the matter, why is my cousin looking at me like that? Am I handsome again?" Lu Bei raised his hand to touch his face, a little shy.

   The taste is right, it is a dead ghost.

  Zhu Qilan snorted coldly, expressing that it was a critical moment in his practice, and asked Lu Bei to hand over the errand to someone. Her surname is also Zhu, and she is also the eldest princess. She also has a part in Wu Zhou's change of dynasty.

   This sour smell has no grace at all, and she still has to call you sister!

   Lu Bei nodded and bowed in agreement, secretly thinking that today's shame will be repaid a hundredfold in the future, and sooner or later she will know the taste of excessive water shortage.

   There is also the Sutra of Abandonment, all because of this **** talking around.

  Zhu Qilan is full of resentment, Lu Bei doesn't blame her, his cousin has always been very sensible, blame him for setting up a dedicated steel straight man design in the early years, he has been cheated for so long, and he gave all kinds of postures, so losing his temper is only natural.

   As soon as the camera turned, Zhu Xiushi looked dazed, knowing that he needed to send a message from the lower world, he immediately twitched.

  Zhu Xiushi: Brother, crossed the line, let that one go, she is more qualified than me.

  Lu Bei: Give my brother a hand, and we will repay the debt in the future.

  This excuse is reasonable and has a trick.

  Zhu Xiushi was worried that Lu Bei had no excuses, and when he saw that he had made up one, he was secretly delighted, and tried to evade it again and again, but he couldn't resist and had to agree.

After that came Baimao and Dache. The two diplomats had a mission. Now that Emperor Ji wants to rebuild the glory of the ancient kingdom of Daxia, Xuanlong and Xiongchu can keep the title of the country and the right to inherit the royal family. mission.

  Overfulfilled, Lu Bei's achievements far exceeded expectations. They changed from being invincible in the world to being invincible in the sky. Even if they have no feelings, this business is still profitable.

   Besides, how could there be no emotion.

   If I have to pick a fault, it is probably because the hostages have never been heard from, let alone sowing seeds, and the wasteland has not yet been reclaimed to dig ditches, and the gray hairs are graying with worry.

   "Then what, if Emperor Xuanlong asks, he will just say rumors. I have nothing to do with the first demon emperor. I just abandoned it and framed it."

  Lu Bei sent Gu Xinli away first, and then told Zhao Wuyou that he had always had a good impression of Zhao's Baimao, and hoped that the other party would not fall into the trap of a villain.

  Zhao Wuyou sighed: "The suzerain is too worried. During the first demon emperor period, the human race did not have Xuanlong. During the second demon emperor period, Xuanlong was able to recuperate and recover. Your Majesty will not think too much about it."

   "You are still sensible, come here and give me some incense."

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  The three wings returned to their respective countries, Gu Xinli was the first to come back, the current Emperor Xiongchu, Gu Zongchen's old father, he had no objection to Lu Bei's arrangement.

   Followed by Zhao Wuyou, Xuanlong Emperor Zhao Fangce silently accepted the facts, and brought a sentence to Lu Bei.

  The Zhao family was originally surnamed Ji.

  Lu Bei suddenly realized that it was no wonder that the Zhao family was not interested in the Great Xia Holy Land, and it was no wonder that Emperor Ji was unhappy with the Zhao family in various ways. Dare to love is a problem left over from history.

Bai Mao's surname is also Ji, which was really beyond Lu Bei's expectation. He secretly thought it was a pity that this lineage went to a remote place instead of returning to the ancestral land of Daxia to become emperor, otherwise Bai Mao's value would skyrocket, and he would be more willing to support it. Baimao takes the throne as the emperor.

  Zhu Xiushi was the first to leave, but the last to come back. The old Zhu family once again showed the stink of short-sightedness.

  The two princesses of the Zhu family married the Heavenly Emperor one after another, and have been favored by the various countries of the human race. Why should they suffer such grievances?

   After discussing for a long time, he reluctantly swallowed the bad breath.

   You can’t blame the old Zhu’s family for being short-sighted. There are too many emperors, and the people who make up their minds don’t agree. And the reason for their arrogance is really sufficient, they hugged the long legs of the Emperor of Heaven, the first/second generation Demon Emperor, the second generation Immortal Sword Master, which one is not famous and invincible.

  Of course, this does not prevent Lu Bei from continuing to despise the old Zhu's family, hugging his thighs and showing a sense of superiority. The Xiongchu ancient family has a Western religion leader, and the Xuanlong Zhao family has a rich ancestor. What does the Wuzhou Zhu family have?

  What, the eldest princess of the Zhu family has a big heart?

  That's no problem, won the favor of the Emperor of Heaven, and indeed has a capital to be proud of.

   Lu Bei was not idle when the three wings were passing on the message, and a jade slip was sent to the world, telling Jiang Suxin the changes in the world, and telling the other party not to fight with Emperor Ji.

   Myself, if you have any problems, sit down and discuss them carefully.

   Lu Bei did not fight for the interests of Zhao Qin, Jiang Suxin had an idea, and he could fight for it by himself.

  After that, Lu Bei no longer cared about the changes in the human world. He believed in Ji Chang's mind and fists.

  Go back to the quiet room, continue the double repair just now, and continue with the world famous paintings.

  Huang Xiao: ()

  ——

  The camera was shown to Lan Xing, Lao Wang hurriedly finished his official duties, and returned home with red eyes without sleep.

   Sure enough, the daughter is addicted to virtual games, sleeps during the day, and spends her life at night. He just got off work just in time for his daughter to go to work.

  Old Wang is the code name, his real name is Zhuang Wu, he was born in the army, he dared to fight and fight hard when he was young, and he could not get out of the line of fire with minor injuries.

  Such a strong and strong man is naturally the focus of attention wherever he goes. The process of meeting his wife Tao Ying can be summed up in two words-car accident.

  That year, Tao Ying had just graduated from university, and the second generation of the rich was happy to pick up her first new car. She picked a section of the road with few people to practice the car, and found a strong man jogging in front of her, so she took a closer look out of curiosity.

   With a bang, it hit.

  Zhuang Wu: Nonsense, you get so close, can you avoid bumping into each other!

  After a love affair between the urban soldier king and the rich lady, the two stepped into the grave of love without hesitation, and created their precious daughter Zhuang Xuan.

  The family is happy, the daughter is well-behaved and beautiful, the husband and wife are loving, and both of them are on the rise in their careers. They feel that their lives have reached their peak.

  The blue sky suddenly fell.

   Zhuang Xuan had a high fever when she was young, and her parents were busy with official duties, so they couldn’t accompany her well. It was later learned that Zhuang Xuan did not have a common fever, but a neurological disease caused by poliovirus infection.

  Common name: polio.

  Zhuang Xuan's symptoms were more serious, and she was paralyzed in bed for a long time. Although her family did not lack money and her symptoms improved to a certain extent, she still suffered from sequelae of bent and deformed legs.

   It is impossible to walk normally, and you need to use tools such as wheelchairs.

  The little girl envied the freedom of children when she was a child, and she can go wherever she wants After growing up...

   It can only be said that family education is still possible, there is no depression, but I have become a home girl, soaking in virtual games all day long, pursuing free running.

   Click!

  Zhuang Wu opened the game compartment, looked at his daughter in pajamas, who was cheerful and smirking, and raised his hand to knock on the helmet.

   "Who is coming?"

   "Father."

   "Awaiting trial!"

   "..."

  The early debts made it difficult for Zhuang Wu to speak up in front of his daughter. He stood aside and waited for his punishment, and lit a cigarette by the window.

  In the garden, a pair of round eyes lit up, and Heiyun stepped on the snow and the wall and jumped onto the small balcony on the second floor, staring straight at the strange head of the family.

  Looking at each other, Zhuang Wu frowned, he took a step back silently, and looked at the green plants in the house from the corner of his eye.

   Bare, like leeks being cut off one stubble after another.

  Thinking about his daughter's level in the game, and thinking about the observation target on the file, Zhuang Wu concluded that the silly cat in front of him already has a good intelligence.

  Be bolder, it can understand human speech.

  For a while, Zhuang Wu's scalp felt numb.

   "Stay dumb, come here."

  Hearing his daughter's voice, Zhuang Wu stubbed out the cigarette butt, and was about to say something when he saw his daughter beckoning to Shamao.

  The reason why Shamao is called Daidai is because, as a cat, it can't walk on a catwalk.

   Because of this, Zhuang Xuan loves her very much.

   "Meow~~~"

  Jumped into the wheelchair in a daze, stood on Zhuang Xuan's lap, rubbed it, stepped on it, and lay down on the spot.

   Only those eyes stared straight at Zhuang Wu.

  Zhuang Wu secretly heaved a sigh of relief, fortunately, he was much better than those observation targets who looked coldly at their master.

   "The leader got off work very early today, and I am honored to come to the humble house, which is full of glory."

  Zhuang Xuan was very angry, and then said: "Tell me, which old Chinese doctor made the decision against the ancestors, not to treat the emperor's relatives, but to treat your daughter instead?"

   "No, I won't get an injection or take any medicine today. I just came to see you."

   "I made a special trip home to see me, thanks for your hard work."

   "It should be, it should be." Zhuang Wu laughed twice, his waist of 1.8 meters was as low as 1.2 meters.

  Seeing his sincerity, Zhuang Xuan had nothing to say: "Go back after reading it, I know you are all busy, I have an appointment with a friend, and I have important things to do tonight, so don't delay me."

   "Is it the [Kyushu Continent] game?"

   "Hey, you are such an old man, you still know virtual games?"

  It is not virtual at all!

   "I also have an account in the game and have played for a while."

  Zhuang Wu opened his mouth, and when the words came to his lips, he changed his mouth and said: "How are you playing, how many levels are you, have you worshiped the master?"

   "No way, you play virtual games?"

  Zhuang Xuan was skeptical: "It's okay, I can run and jump, and I have learned to fly."

   "..."

   There is no way to talk about this!

  Zhuang Wu retreated to the window, took out a cigarette, and snapped...

   "No smoking place."

  Zhuang Wu put away the lighter with a snap, and after struggling for a while, said: "Your game ID is Xiaofengxian, and you have an NPC named Lu Bei. He is invincible, right?"

   "You know this, you are not investigating me, are you?"

  Zhuang Xuan looked suspiciously: "Why, which doctor came up with the advice again, and the game can't be played anymore?"

   "That's not true, it's just..."

  Zhuang Wu took two steps forward, and said with a wry smile: "Is there a possibility that NPCs are real, your master Lu Bei is a living person, and the Kyushu Continent is also real?"

   "Ah this..."

   Zhuang Xuan was dumbfounded: "I believe it. You have been playing virtual games recently. After listening to the doctor's advice, you are terminally ill and can't distinguish between reality and virtuality. It's time to quit the Internet."

   After finishing speaking, it was a joy.

  Although the old father was a fool today, he did amused her.

  Cheap master has flesh and blood, not a string of cold digital codes, how could it be true.

   "I'm not talking nonsense. I've been following this game for a year. You logged into the real world of cultivating immortals. He invaded Blue Star through you and other players."

"What?"

"Meow?"

   There are only 6,000 words today, and the family can go to the park and come back with only so much.

  (end of this chapter)