Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 93

I heard such a paragraph.

Yu Qian also felt it.

“These two men can also talk about TV cross talk, one set of sets. But it’s really impossible. The cross talk above must achieve the purpose of educating people. It is very easy to talk about where there is a theater in the Spring Festival Gala.”

In the end, it is Guo Degang who knows Wang Hepeng best, waved his hand, and said his thoughts, “Brother Qian’er! These two people are definitely not just saying that, believe it or not?”

“Oh? Really? This is the Spring Festival Gala, what more can they play.”

“Keep watching!”

Since childhood, Guo Degang has been in contact with Wang Hepeng a lot, and Yu Qian was not in Deyun from the beginning.

At the beginning, Yu Qian and Guo Degang worked together for four years. He only entered Deyun and knew many apprentices.

On stage, Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping continued to perform.

Wang Hepeng was slightly lowered by Luan Yunping’s words, and seriously admitted that he was playing a prodigal son.

Have to accept criticism.

Only in this way can it be accepted by people.

But when Luan Yunping finished talking, Wang Hepeng slowly raised his head, like a thief, his two eyeballs rolled around, and he opened his mouth cautiously.

“How did you finish?”

“That’s it!” Luan Yunping nodded.

“Oh! Are we mainstream TV comics? How much can we get?”

“No point!”

Knowing this news, Wang Hepeng exploded in an instant, “Then…what’s the matter with such fullness?”

“It’s reasonable! Cross talk is like this.” Luan Yunping was said to be questioned.

“Does it take care of the rice? Doesn’t it have to rely on money? They paid for their TV comics.”

Wang Hepeng suddenly stretched his index finger with his right hand, pointed at Luan Yunping, and continued to speak, “Stop talking about it. If you don’t give money, why should I follow you in the usual way.”

Today’s matter is naturally judged by posterity, I have to spend money now.

thermos bottle! Do you understand? ”

“What! Do you have a quasi-word? This is the Spring Festival Gala! Ancestor!”

“Look! People nowadays call ancestors if they have money!”

A word is lost.

Wang Hepeng fluttered wildly.

A sweet person in the audience reacted and laughed.

Okay! The co-author is still ironic!

Isn’t it the same on TV comics nowadays?

Play as an ignorant and inexperienced in a funny way, and then when it comes to talking about something, it will come out with some truth, and this is the same thing about cross talk.

No one is wrong.

No one said it was wrong.

But I have listened a lot, and there is nothing new, is it still good-looking?

Yu Qian took a look at Guo Degang and said that he admired him. It really made him guess right. This time Director Feng really let him play like that.

On the Spring Festival Gala stage.

Wang Hepeng waved his hand, “No matter what, I have money! I have to spend! What you said just now is called bullying. I am willing to abuse, I am willing to extravagant, that is my business.

For example, I make a toast and set him a table of 100! ”

“A hundred tables?”

“Yes! A hundred tables for a treat.”

“Alright! I think it’s pretty good.”

Wang Hepeng waved his hand at the moment, “That’s not bad? There are people in the restaurant next to him who set up two hundred tables. Is it even better than me?”

“Huh! Isn’t it?”

“Of course! It made me crazy, I don’t accept it. I have to go over and take a look. Why does he set up two hundred tables? At that time, I was convinced.”

“how?”

“People are public funds.”

“Oh? Not own money.”

The words said this, after Luan Yunping spoke, he glanced at the audience at the scene, he just wanted to see the current reaction, to put it bluntly, this is really ironic to the end.

The rehearsal is no problem.

But now no one is sure what the audience is doing, but when he looks at it this way, the expressions of the audience below are all wonderful.

I seem to admire this word.

Looking at Wang Hepeng, there was no distracting gaze, and he was all admired that he dared to say so, and the applause clashed with emotion.

He thought about it personally, while the cross talk continued.

Wang Hepeng, who was in the amusing position, looked at the scene and described the scene.

“This unit’s annual meeting, 30 people, 200 tables directly, is not good. The waiter is packing things, I took a look, this garbage is delicious.”

“Good guy, what a waste!”

“I don’t compare with him. I have one hundred tables ready! There are a hundred tables, but it’s a pity that only one person will come.”

“Why are you alone?”

“I have no friends, and I have no relatives.”

“Isn’t there a second uncle!”

“The person here is my second uncle, but one person is also a person who cares about me. I am happy to see him, and holding a cup of 82 Sprite apart from anything else, I will pay my respect to my second uncle.”

“Is that stuff still drinkable? How many things are in it.” Luan Yunping squeezed her expression.

“Just take care of me, and dozens of doctors will rescue me when that happens.”

“I really came to die.”

Speaking of Wang Hepeng’s wrist turned, his palm facing up was like picking up a wine glass, but his expression was suddenly taken aback, as if he saw something strange.

“What’s the matter?” Luan Yunping asked quickly.

“¨”You know my second uncle, right.”

“I know! Big back head.”

“Yes! But I saw my second uncle’s tears almost coming down!”

“What’s wrong?”

“My second uncle sits alone at my banquet. The big back is gone, and there is only a circle of curled hair left. Sitting on the banquet, a person is drinking sullenly and smoking cigarettes from time to time.”

In a simple description, the audience laughed instantly.

Who else can think of in his mind is exactly what Yu Qian looks like.

Good guy, these two uncles are Yu Qian, and I really dare to bring it out to the cross talk.

Wang Hepeng himself has entered the state a long time ago, and he is gradually getting better, and the emotions of those audiences can be grasped without looking at it.

As for the cross talk, why are you talking about people around you.

That’s for a familiarity.

Will they have an impression when they say a Zhang San Li Si?

impossible

Wang Hepeng continued to speak.

“The second uncle looked at me and pinched the cigarette without a word! He said that the child will be well in the future, and I can’t learn the problems of smoking and drinking.”

“What’s wrong?”

“I also want to know, I quickly asked, not the second uncle, what’s wrong with you? Why is your hair perm?”

“Second uncle, sighed, I am going to be dealt with because of the pirates! It turned out that you came to you, and it was burned by a child’s firecrackers. Okay, I should go now.

As soon as I finished speaking, the second uncle looked at the wine glass I brought over, and got bored. ”

“and after?”

“In the ICU of the hospital!”

“Hahahahahahaha~begging”

The audience laughed and applauded.

They really had to admire this Wang Hepeng. Hearing the cross talk was so comfortable that they were in his rhythm throughout.

The following are some folk arts or old gentlemen who were originally born in cross talk.

Naturally, he did not forget the applause, with a smile at the corner of his mouth.

This Junior, they are 100% fancy.

First time on the Spring Festival Gala, awesome!

Skills and field control are solid.

The burden is good too!

Dare to speak and speak happily. .