Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 220

“It’s impossible to fall like this.”

Wang Hepeng waved his hand while frowning, “Send to the hospital immediately. The doctor knows and rushes over: What’s wrong, what’s wrong, Teacher Sun. Alas, when did you turn over?”

Luan Yunping didn’t break her breath, and said, “Ask when.”

“1949!”

“I asked you that.”

When many viewers heard these words, they were amused one by one, and there is indeed nothing wrong with this turning over.

“An unreasonable answer means that this man was stupid. Let’s take a film first. Take a slice of this leg, and the doctor said, look at your film, this is a comminuted fracture.

There are soft tissue bruises!

March is the least, hospitalized first. ”

Luan Yunping explained, “It hurts the muscles and bones for a hundred days!”

“He said that’s not okay. It’s March. My daughter-in-law will have a baby next week. Can the doctor hurry up?

Then you will wait.

One, two, seventy minutes, the doctor came back. ”

Wang Hepeng didn’t perform in-kind. He learned to hold the film and messed up everywhere, “This is good, this is good, this is good!”

“How can it be so fast.”

“Seeing you are so anxious, I gave you a PS.”

“never heard of that.”

Hahahahaha!

Wang Hepeng’s cross talk is just like firecrackers. He keeps having fun again, and the actors in the backstage are also happy to watch.

Especially Yue Yunpeng leaned forward with a smile, quietly hitting Sun Yue who was on the side.

It’s impossible for Sun Yue to be angry because he was so smashed.

Also laugh.

Cross talk is such a thing.

There is no big or small on the stage, and there are rules under the stage.

And this cross talk, one by one, the burden is really good, they are all smashed by their own people. At this moment, the audience laughed and hey, which shows that this is good.

After saying this paragraph, Sun Yue found Guo Degang in the background and quickly asked, “Is this really something written by Hepeng? Or is it something you wrote?”

This cross talk is far from appearing, and it is impossible for Guo Degang to write it now. Guo Degang shook his head and vetoed that this thing was written by him.

Yu Qian was always watching the stage next to him, “Hepeng, this man, has a really good brain! Both speaking and creating are amazing.”

Both of them said so, and Sun Yue believed it, and remembered that he had come to invite own scenes. The more Hepeng’s ability became more detailed, the more he couldn’t make it clear.

“Okay!” Guo Degang stopped them for a while, “wait for the child to step down, don’t keep boasting.”

“Hi! Help you care about Hepeng, we don’t care anymore? Know what you are worried about, don’t worry!”

Yu Qian said something before standing on the stage.

After throwing something on the stage, Luan Yunping was anxious, “What do you say, film ps, what to do with this injury!! Don’t talk nonsense.”

“When encountering this situation, I will say Uncle Master, you are looking for death! You can’t go to that hospital.”

“What’s wrong?”

“That’s the tertiary industry of the Quyi Troupe! It’s said that cross talk can’t sell tickets, and he wears a white coat as a doctor.

It’s cheaper if you don’t let you stew potatoes. ”

“This is it!”

A word and a point of thunder, the following is not laughter, but applause, quack, quack, pat, and since he became famous, he has been a death squad.

There is nothing I dare not say.

To say that others are jealous and hate him for hitting her, those people have done it too, but it’s a pity that they are getting more and more popular.

The more they showed their ability, the more terrifying they became. It would be difficult for that group of people to be able to suppress it. Even now, there is such a great backer as Master Shao Ma, they still have the ability to slander.

After the applause, Wang Hepeng didn’t change his face, and pointed to the backstage with his hand.

A piece of friends.

No one doesn’t know.

That’s what happened, but I was so happy with Uncle Yu, saying Fatty, you are really good, let’s go, your Big Brother arranges you to enter the hospital here. ”

Luan Yunping: “This side is good.”

“Yes!” Wang Hepeng’s left hand was on the table, still in Yu Qian’s tone, “The hospital here has friendship with us. Several people in our family have died.”

“Uncle Yu’s friendship was all in exchange for family affection.”

“With the tricycle, Uncle Yu pulled Sun Yue to the hospital. The dean and the doctor director came out. There were more than 20 people. Thank you, Teacher Yu, for sending the pig.”

“This is a person!”

Wang Hepeng patted his head and remembered, “Oh! By the way, I sent Mr. Sun here. Once here, let’s do the operation. The dean said, hurry up and go directly to the operating room.”

“Is this all the intermediate links eliminated?”

“This is the face of Uncle Yu. This is called friendship. I took off my clothes for Teacher Sun and put it on the operating table, turned on the shadowless lamp, the doctors and nurses washed their hands, and put on hats and gloves for all applications.”

After talking about Wang Hepeng’s hand on the table, he clicked on the tabletop suddenly, “Just beside the operating table, there is a small table.”

“What is this table for?”

“Uncle Yu sits beside and grills skewers.”

Luan Yunping didn’t sound like human words anymore, and she looked around, “Uncle Yu is sitting here in the sterile room to grill skewers?! Are you still alive?”

“A cooking stove, one boiling the hot pot, drinking wine, and making skewers…”

“Why are you here.”

“Just to watch him perform the operation. This is the identity of Uncle Yu, so no one else can get in.

The operation is ready, please call an anesthesiologist!

The anesthesiologist came, and asked, what kind of anesthesia is this?

Tail bone. ”

“This is called the tail spine!”

At this time, the fan on the table is useful again. Wang Hepeng picked it up with the mouth of the tiger in his right hand, and shook it around with a pen, “First draw a circle on this tail bone.”

“Why draw circles!”

“Write it, and try to hit it.”

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

Wang Hepeng continued to hold the pen, “The nurses also wrote, I hope there will be no more medical accidents, and Teacher Sun will survive. God bless.

I bet three hundred yuan. ”

“I’m still placing a bet.”

If you don’t pay attention at all, many viewers laughed from the beginning, and they almost laughed until their stomachs hurt.

No way, this paragraph really figured out the scene in my mind, it was really too messy.

Sun Yue was lying on the operating table. Yu Qian was eating hot pot next to him. A group of nurses and doctors were placing bets there. What happened.

Wang Hepeng: “With one stitch down, Teacher Sun is no longer conscious in the lower body.”

Luan Yunping: “This is called half-body anesthesia.”

Wang Hepeng: “The doctor is here: Teacher Sun, now we can talk about the operation fee.”

Luan Yunping: “Why, get this kidnapping ticket? This is, if you get half anesthetized, you are afraid that he will run away?”

Wang Hepeng followed Sun Yue’s tone, “Don’t tell me, I’m teacher Yu’s friend.

As soon as the doctor said, he turned his head and looked at the uncle next to him. Teacher Yu, is this your friend?

The doctors also knew that Uncle Yu was eating wildly with his head shaking his head. ”

Luan Yunping had nothing to say, and shook her head, “I know what this is.”

“After another shot in the upper body, Teacher Sun fell asleep completely. The doctor took the scalpel.”

As Wang Hepeng said, he continued to gesture with the fan, swiped down happily, and dubbed his mouth, “Just after hearing the scream, it gave Teacher Sun a big open mouth.”

“Oh? So amazing.”

“After the doctor pulled away, he stood there and asked the nurses, what’s wrong with this fatty?”

“Ask after opening the chamber?”

As soon as the voice fell, the place that was full of laughter gave out a loud laugh.

There is no good doctor in feelings. .