Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 173

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The audience burst into applause.

They didn’t expect the impossible. For a long time, Wang Hepeng hadn’t talked about cross talk. He hadn’t been seen in any theater. Now he is back.

I still took an award directly and came back with a hot search.

They also knew that after Cao Yunjing and He Yunwei left, Wang Hepeng really did a lot of things.

Chich Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

There was applause everywhere, and everyone just wanted to welcome him alone. When Wang Hepeng appeared from the side curtain, all the audience’s eyes appeared radiant.

Still a familiar person, a blue coat.

In fact, according to his coat, you can wear a darker color, but I like this color after all.

A man walked up to the stage.

With a stand-up comedy, Wang Hepeng bowed slowly.

There was a boom.

The applause was even greater.

Represents the audience’s liking for him.

Wang Hepeng did not talk about gossip like he did before, so he changed his conversation and entered his own power.

“The horse has thin hair and long hoofs and fat, and the couple sleeps and fights for the hot kang;

The old man is going to sleep in the kang, but the wife will not let go;

The old man said that I picked the firewood, and the wife said it was the firewood I burned;

The old man said that he was partial to sleep and he wanted to sleep, and his wife said that he would not let him or her;

The old man picked up the ash rake, and the wife picked up the noodle stick;

The couple played ping-pong until dawn, and no one slept on the hot kang. ”

boom! Wang Hepeng picked up the eye-catching shot on the table, “What! It’s all cold.”

As the closing poem said, the audience below had a lot of smiles, their eyes gathered, and their emotions settled.

The applause and noise that had just started to blast has also weakened a lot.

“I haven’t talked about cross talk for a long time. I didn’t expect to come back again at the steel wire festival. The previous few performed very hard. Today I come to talk about a stand up cross talk.

Deyun is indispensable for the care of your food and clothing parents, and Deyun cannot survive without you. So I also work hard.

Let’s talk about the “Fighting Law”, if there are any shortcomings, please include it. After all, it is the first time for me to talk stand-up. ”

Wang Hepeng spoke sincerely to the audience below.

At this time, the audience below has a lot of curiosity, “Wang Hepeng! Do you want to play a drama in the future?”

Wang Hepeng looked down and looked at the audience who was speaking. There was no arrogance. “Don’t worry! I still focus on cross talk. I can’t forget Xiao Hei Fatty’s job.”

Hearing this, the audience below laughed aloud, and now they were relieved a lot.

They hadn’t seen Wang Hepeng for a few months, and they didn’t know how long they had been waiting for, and their hearts were itching.

For nothing else, it is his skill, full of charm, and his own style.

Young comedians can’t compare with them now.

“Okay, it’s not too early, let’s do serious things.”

“Today, this section is called “Fighting”. The old senior said that I played a big sword in front of Guan Gong and came to this section.

This “Fighting Law” is not what it is now, how long will it be, it happened during the Yongle period of the Ming Dynasty.

When the Ming Dynasty was at its peak, it was the best time for all nations to come to the dynasty.

Yongle six years in Ming Dynasty.

There is such a four-door, three-bridge, five-pailou, and such an imperial list is pasted on the third pillar of the five-pailou.

This imperial list is posted like this, good fellow, immediately the people shouted and all came over. ”

While talking, Wang Hepeng stretched out his hand to describe the number of people.

The audience was instantly drawn into the story. It is not easy to say a good one, and it is better to grasp the ups and downs of the text.

After all, there is only one person on stage.

No one can help.

It can only rely on the ups and downs of the text and the tone to capture the hearts of the audience.

“The emperor list just posted it like this, and within a single hour it alarmed the entire capital.

It doesn’t matter whether it is the two monks and Taoism, the two religions of the Hui and the Han Dynasty, the hundred schools of scholars, the scholars, farmers, and industry, Five Elements eight works, one hundred and twenty lines.

Officials, officials, bows, arrows, carts, shoulders, coal, charcoal, needles and money, cakes and noodles, pots and garlic, garlic, etc. Biscuits fried dough sticks, tea and eggs…

These people don’t know what’s going on in the country, they are all scrambling to watch. ”

“Everyone is watching this imperial list here, eh, there is a person from the north, this person is from Shandong, Dengzhou Prefecture Wendeng County.

His surname is Sun, and his name is Sun Delong.

Why do you still say where he is?

Because he speaks differently, their tongues are stiff when they speak.

How hard it is!

For example, let’s say go to the north side.

Go to Sun Delong to say it: (Shandong accent) Hey, you talked about Bo Bian’er!

If it comes to finding someone in the north.

(Shandong accent) Go to the boundary of Bobian to find a response.

People say it should be.

His job is to sell meat on Dongsi Pailou Zhushi Street.

He also bundles pigs and slaughters pigs. He is from Dengzhou Prefecture, Shandong Province.

I just came back from the meat market this day, with a pig hook in my armpit.

This is a white wax pole, the thickness of a walnut, and it is more than five feet long. There are two copper hooks in its head. If the pig runs away, it will come back five feet away.

This hand slipped a money pocket, the armpit was still holding a book, and a rope was tied around his waist, and a pewter jug ​​was hung on the rope.

It was polished brightly, wearing a cloth cotton robe, but it had become satin.

What’s the matter?

Because after he cuts the meat, he wipes it up, and after he cuts the oil, he moisturizes it. As time goes by, it looks like the steel knife cloth in the barbershop.

Just like this, he wandered over when he was drunk and watched the emperor’s list…”

In the introduction, it was mixed with the accents of the characters played, and the audience below suddenly found a lot of intimacy.

Speaking of learning to sing, there is no way that Wang Hepeng would not be able to learn in this.

“”Brother, there is a smell in what I said.”

“No! It sounds very comfortable.”

“I was wondering, how did he learn this? Did he understand it by himself when he said it?”

It didn’t take long for him to speak alone. At this moment, there were a lot of brothers standing on the side curtain, watching his performance with wide-eyed eyes.

The main thing is to learn.

They knew Wang Hepeng’s abilities too well.

Although they are Guo Degang’s apprentices, as Guo Degang’s apprentices are increasing, it is impossible for him to rush to tell his apprentices.

The apprentice is also busy, and the Master is also busy.

You have to match the time, if you don’t match it, then you can’t do it.

So when I occasionally eat a meal, maybe it’s lively.

Even when I was chatting freely, there was a place I didn’t understand, so I asked quickly.

This is mostly the case.

Rarely did the Deyun Society teach Cao Yunjing and Wang Hepeng who were hand-in-hand at the beginning.

But for Wang Hepeng, chatting with Master and Uncle Yu is much more learned than preaching the text, because most of the chats are about astronomy and geography, anecdotes in the background, the old gentleman’s story, a certain mistake, and so on.

At that time, it can be used on stage, and it can be smashed.

Therefore, if the new apprentice can plug in the Master and Uncle Yu, then it is really OK. Uncle Yu is most pleased with this comparison.

Cross talk talks about this kind of feeling.

Now that the Master is busy, most of the brothers have learned from Wang Hepeng. Some people may be in awe of the Master and dare not ask.

It was different for him. They were all senior brothers, and there was no burden in their hearts.

This also resulted in such a scene. The first time Wang Hepeng said stand-up comedy, the side curtains on both sides were full.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian knew about the situation and smiled at each other. They also heard that they were comfortable talking in a stand-alone manner, and they appreciated the scene.

On the stage at the moment, Wang Hepeng was not unsuitable.

Forty years of stand-up comedy experience, the experience is definitely not low. .