Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 70 Mid-Autumn Festival Gifts, What to Give?!!

“Suppose you wake up one day and find yourself tied to a bed. A person who looks exactly like you says to you: “From now on, I will replace you”, what should you do at this time? 》

Bai Yi clicked in. I was immediately laughed.

Duan You No. 666: “Mortgage on the 14th of each month, 8100.” Car loan on the 21st of every month, 2700, arrive at the company at eight o’clock in the morning or you will be late, remember to go after work at nine o’clock in the evening… I haven’t finished speaking, don’t cry~”

No. 14 Duan You: “Come back when you are tired, we work in two shifts.” ”

I want to take the test well: “I read in the morning at half past five, and in the afternoon it is one o’clock in class, by the way, the evening self-study will not be until half past nine, you remember it.” ”

Top students? “I’m the same upstairs, but I go to school on Saturdays, tutoring classes on Sunday mornings, tutoring classes in the afternoon, and studying late in the evening. ”

Duan You No. 11: “Your behavior of substituting for others is illegal!” But, let’s say okay first, I won’t sue you, one word is a decision! ”

Drink when you are tired: “Instead of me, seriously? You swear first! ”

No. 9 Duan You: “It’s obviously a problem of watching sand sculptures, how to cry when I look at it!” ”

No. 6 Duan You: “Great, you hurry to work, I’m going to sleep.” ”

Me, Cadillac owner: “Can you drive my car?” My car had to wash my feet. ”

My elementary school student: “Hurry up and go to school for me, by the way, find a way to help me solve the anti-addiction!” ”

Duan You No. 15:… Bai Yi looked around. I can’t help but laugh a little. Keep flipping through the posts.

“You are having dinner at your mother-in-law’s house, and your wife suddenly asks you, is she beautiful or your mother-in-law is beautiful, how can I reply to ensure that both parties are satisfied?” 》

Bai Yi clicked in.

Found the joke majority.

You wake up: “Ask your father-in-law: Which of us has a good vision?” Give the multiple-choice questions to your father-in-law! ”

A jug of turbid wine: “Father-in-law: This little beast ~ I am a pig!” ”

Inspirational paragraph: “It’s approaching the Mid-Autumn Festival, I’m really going to eat at my mother-in-law’s house, it’s so hard to sleep”

Gherkin: “You’re so beautiful!” ”

The first mouth of the national service: “What do you think I approached you for?” ”

No. 5 Duan You: “At this time, the wife is in her heart: What reason do you use to quarrel today?” ”

White easy hands itchy. Can’t help but peel it. Typing. Comments.

Duan You No. 001: “High emotional intelligence: If my mother is not beautiful, why did she give birth to you so beautiful.” Low EQ: You are both my favorite types. 【Smoke】”

Comment replies.

Just a few seconds.

Replies in comments jump quickly.

Duan You No. 666: “Good big guy!” Good big guy! My big guy sends God! ”

No. 11 Duan You: “Let’s publish the book, I’ll take a loan to buy it.” ”

No. 9 Duan You: “High emotional intelligence, low emotional intelligence, hahahaha~ Big guy, you are really bullish!” ”

First love is not sweet: “I said that the representative of the primary school Chinese class wanted to choose you~”

Duan You No. 002: “001, please delete the low EQ reply…”

Bai Yi quit the post with a smile. At this time.

Lan Xin was already a little anxious outside the door. Open the door.

Lan Xin’s face was full of unhappiness.

“Bai Yi! I am loyal to you, loyal… Are you doing that to me? Put me outside the door? ”

“People Tang Taizong still followed Wei Zheng’s advice! What about you! ”

“Believe it or not, I’ll go to someone to file a complaint now?”

Lan Xin’s small mouth is like a machine gun. Bai Yi coaxed a few words.

Then Zhengsei said: “Lan Xin, I want to give you a very important task…!” ”

“What!”

After listening to Bai Yi’s words, Lan Xin’s eyes were already big and even bigger.

“You Ray… Yes! Or a pipe dream? Automotive Engine Innovation? Cancer cell repair? ”

Lan Xin asked.

Bai Yi explained.

At the same time, two technical data were taken out.

“These two technical materials, even if they are placed in the world, are top-notch, and if they can be mass-produced, they can be regarded as benefiting society.”

Bai Yi continued: “I want you to take these two materials to the Ministry of Commerce of Linhai Prefecture to find collaborators, remember, we authorize them to research and develop, produce, and sell, but we have the power to interfere with each other’s pricing, as well as supervise each other’s quality!” ”

“Why don’t we develop it ourselves?”

Lan Xin was stunned.

She felt that what Bai Yi said was true. Develop both items yourself.

The money earned is far more than an app company. Even becoming the richest man is very possible!

“Waste of time, even if there is this complete information, through various procedures, mass production, it will take at least about two years…”

Bai Yi didn’t finish speaking. Two years.

He may have obtained countless black technologies from the system, how can he still look at these.

“But why do you want such a low dividend?”

Lan Xin asked again.

With dividends alone, it is no problem for Bai Yi to become the youngest richest. But Bai Yi obviously didn’t want so much money.

Bai Yi smiled.

“I want less dividends and pricing power, so after these two products appear, the price is definitely not something that ordinary people can’t afford!”

I don’t want cars to be produced after they are clearly domestic, but they are sold more expensive than joint ventures

I don’t want drugs that save R&D funds to be bought at a price that countless ordinary people can’t buy.

Most importantly, Lanxin. My second overseas uncle is a bit much, and I really don’t lack money. ”

Bai Yi is easy to fool at will.

Then took out the phone to contact Ling Hulan of Yunlan Law Firm. Ling Hulan has a team of lawyers.

The landlady’s case has been handled by the team and the information is collected. Ling Hulan herself is not too busy now.

Half an hour later.

Ling Hulan arrived at Bai Yi’s company. Bai Yi took Lan Xin to see Ling Hulan.

When Bai Yi said that he had engine innovation technology, cancer cell repair drug technology.

Ling Hulan most likely did not believe it.

After all, she is not Lanxin, and she cannot be completely convinced by Bai Yi. But.

Bai Yi gave money, and she was also willing to go with Lanxin to negotiate with the Ministry of Commerce of Linhai Prefecture and local enterprises in Linhai Prefecture.

“With MOFCOM supervision, you can ensure that those companies don’t have unscrupulous things like that.”

“If the three parties sign a contract, mutual supervision can also be ensured.”

“At the same time, if both technologies are true, they can be protected by local enterprises…”

Although Ling Hulan does not think that the two technologies are real. But as a lawyer, you still have to make the stakes clear. If it is really possible, the three parties can reach cooperation.

Then there would be regional protection.

For example, the simplest, goose pen Hut!

At the same time, if Bai Yi can really contribute such a technology, then Bai Yi can also enjoy a little special care…

Bai Yi didn’t think so much. There is a system in the body.

He no longer cares about worldly interests.

After explaining a few words to Lan Xin and Ling Hulan, Bai Yi watched the two leave the company, escorted by bodyguards, and went directly to the Ministry of Commerce.

Bai Yi continued to sink his heart into brushing posts and brushing joy values. Look at the top recommendations.

Because it’s approaching the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Therefore, posts about Mid-Autumn Festival gift giving are often popularly recommended. Bai Yi clicked into one of them.

“Mid-Autumn Festival is going to give some gifts to my husband who I have never met, this is my first time to go to my husband’s house, Duan friends, do you suggest what to buy and bring over?” 》

This post already has two divine comments. On the first floor, the little brother listened unrestrained and commented.

“Two pounds of bulk mooncakes, remember to use the red plastic bag used to buy vegetables, two large bottles of Coke, Sprite arranged, a box of chicken starch ham, two pounds of eggs, this is the end.” It’s really useless to buy others, believe me, I’m divorced eight times, especially experienced. ”

Second floor, No. 99 Duan You, Divine Commentary.

“There are two cases, the first is unmarried gifts. Do you need to ask your girlfriend, does the husband smoke and drink? Buy tobacco and alcohol, this is for the old man.

Then, a box of mooncakes, a carton of sugar-free and fat-free milk, a carton of pure milk, a carton of serious ham, and fruits can be bought appropriately, which is taken at home.

If there are elderly people, you need to buy nutrition, cereals or something, this is not expensive.

Finally, you need to consider what your mother-in-law needs? Skincare? Nutrition? These must be bought!

In short, the cost should be around two thousand, for the first time, a little atmospheric!

In the second case, after marriage, this needs to be discussed with your wife, spend less, your daughter-in-law is unhappy, spend more, your daughter-in-law is distressed, the second is more difficult to buy, you discuss it yourself. By the way, in the south and the north, there are differences in holiday gifts, it is best to add some gifts that match the local customs. ”

Third floor: “The chicken starch chicken legs mentioned on the first floor are very large and thick, one piece by piece, a box of eighteen?” ”

Fourth floor: “The big bottle of Sprite is arranged!” Hahaha~666! ”

Fifth floor: “Recently, I opened a video where the man asked the old man to wash his feet as a meeting gift in order to satisfy the old man, and I decided that you could consider it.” ”

Sixth floor: “The reply on the second floor is very serious, send you a divine comment!” ”

The seventh floor: “The second floor is right, if it is for the purpose of marriage, you must not be stingy when you go for the first time!” ”

Eighth floor: “I think it’s better to believe that the first floor, he has been divorced eight times, he must have experience!” ”

Ninth floor: “Tobacco, alcohol and tea, this is basically a must for gifts!” ”

Tenth floor: “Shock! The whole people were shocked! A small group actually gave gifts in the Mid-Autumn Festival, sending…! ”

Eleventh floor: “Tenth floor, where is your little henchman?” Burst you every day… That one, I haven’t seen him for some days. ”

Twelfth floor: “We have to send pike crabs here, what the hell, every time to the Mid-Autumn Festival, good chickens are expensive!” ”

Thirteenth floor: “…”

Bai Yi returned and continued to read popular posts.

《Duan friends, is there a mooncake and pike crab wholesale gift business?” The company was instructed to prepare Mid-Autumn Festival gifts for more than 1,000 people, and if you have friends in this regard, you can contact me. 》

《A company, how to motivate its employees, so that employees burst out a hundred times more enthusiastic into work?” 》