Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 67 From now on, the panda took care of me?!!

Duan You: “The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and asked the Buddha to abdicate the throne. ”

The following three were not far behind.

Weile: “Xitian robbing the scriptures? ”

Happy Cloud: “If something happens in the Heavenly Court, you must not shake people from you?” ”

Alile looked: “Dapeng: This is why my nephew sent Xijing.” ”

The whole Q&A.

Utterly rejoice. The guests burst into laughter.

Zhang Xinyue also felt that Bengbu was stunned. In the last Q&A.

Everyone became very happy. Of course.

It also has a lot to do with the sand sculpture questions and answers entered by netizens.

“Next, let our guests start voting first!”

Zhang Xinyue signaled the guests to start voting. The result of the vote was no surprise. Duan You is first again. This was followed by a net-wide vote! Major live streaming platforms.

“It’s over so soon, it’s so uncomfortable~”

“The last few questions and answers were so joyful! Thanks 001! Biased throughout the Q&A section! ”

“Die laughing! Ask Buddha to step aside, hahaha! ”

“Voting, no matter who you vote for, remember the voting rules to avoid the website stuck!”

“I was laughed at, and I was very happy today.”

“I’ve already downloaded the Duanyou app, I lost it, and I still have to answer the question.”

Network-wide voting is over.

This time.

The gap between the votes of the Quartet contestants is not too high.

It is also to let Weile, Happy Cloud, and Alile look to save some face. Zhang Xinyue adjusted her expression and faced the camera.

“This whole network Q&A, winner: Duan You!”

“In this show, there are ** mobile phones, rice business… sponsored broadcasting…”

“This show is over! Stay tuned! ”

“In a month, we will bring you more exciting and joyful live broadcasts on the whole network!”

Zhang Xinyue announced.

Bai Yi asked Lan Xin to deal with the negotiation with Xingyue Entertainment. From now on.

Xingyue Entertainment will sign a cooperation of no less than one billion yuan with Duan You. Bai Yi opened the Duanyou app.

You can already see many new users joining Duanyou. At the same time.

Duan You’s posts and videos have also increased.

“This dancing video, a bit much, right?”

Bai Yi brushed for a while and complained.

Then turned to the brain hole problem area.

When I saw it, I saw some sand sculpture questions that appeared on the joyful Q&A, but were not selected by the guests and did not receive a reply.

《Beautiful women wear skinny jeans or stockings, which is more attractive to you?”

“If I can invent an instrument that accurately predicts earthquakes and give it to the authorities, can I be a village chief?” 》

“Why do so many unlicensed drivers in driving schools and the traffic police don’t investigate?” 》

“Why do so many lawbreakers in drug rehabilitation centers, and those who sell illegal goods do not go there to sell?” 》

What would happen if there were no swear words in the world? 》

“Hello everyone, I am a crosser in 2090, if you want to know, you can ask me!” 》

《Is there a chat software with many young women?》 》

“What kind of sand sculpture is this!”

Bai Yi complained with a smile. Click on the beautiful girl question.

After watching for a while, I found that the proportion of skinny jeans was indeed the highest, so I breathed a sigh of relief. There are also no comments, exit posts.

Then comes the second sand sculpture problem.

“If I can invent an instrument that accurately predicts earthquakes and give it to the authorities, can I be a village chief?” 》

The people discussed below are jubilant. Bai Yi casually entered the answer.

Duan You No. 001: “Panda, you know, right? Want how many mature”? ”

Just finished commenting.

The electronic sound of the system sounded in Bai Yi’s mind.

“Ding~ detected that the number of registered users of Joy APP download exceeded one million, and the system was upgraded!”

“This upgrade: Redeem the mall unlock!”

“This Unlock: Joy and Justice.”

White is easy to digest for a while. Check the Marketplace unlock first. I was stunned.

I saw that in addition to the original items, there are two more exchangeable items in the mall section!

Stealth Detection Equipment, No. – 66573D Printer, No. – 4871 “Nest mowing grass.” ”

“Sword butterfly equipment?”

“A printer that can accurately print a cubic item!”

Bai Yi looked at the exchange items in the mall.

Some can’t help but want to spit on the system.

The system is trying to make him a bad guy!

He is now a fraudster, an exculpator.

In an instant, no less than a hundred dangerous thoughts can come up in your mind. Plus the human skin mask obtained by the fraudsters.

He can change his face at will.

Now, the system has unlocked stealth reconnaissance equipment and a 3D printer!

A 3D printer can print a pistol in three hours, and in an hour, it can completely imitate an antique.

Although the pistol can only be fired once, it will break.

But with Bai Yi’s multiple professional abilities now, human skin masks, reconnaissance equipment.

It’s really too easy to be a bad guy and a big art thief.

“But I didn’t want to commit a crime!”

Bai Yi complained.

This time, the things unlocked by the mall are really useless. Bai Yi then looked at the latest unlock of the system.

Then, I was stunned.

“What do I say, what come?”

“From now on, the panda takes care of me?”

Bai Yi looked at joy and justice.

This is a system unlockable similar to a mission.

“Joy and justice: Let people be moved by justice and happiness because of the host’s behavior, and get joy in justice and happiness!”

Demand: 100,000 people feel justice and joy from the bottom of their hearts. Bonus: Crustal Predictive Perceptron. ”

“Crustal Predictive Perceptron!”

“Isn’t it an earthquake prediction instrument?”

“Predict the earthquake area three days in advance, accurately measure the earthquake power, and the scope of the crisis!”

“Dedicated to the official, from now on the panda will take care of me!”

Bai Yi never expected it.

Just replied to the sand sculpture Q&A on the Duanyou app. The system upgrade brings such black technology to itself.

He now wants to reply to the fool who asked if he could be the village chief if he invented the earthquake predictor.

“I’ll invent one for the official, see if I can be a village chief, if I can, I’ll tell you.”

“Except for the initial evolutionary matrix reward, any other rewards have not been separated from Blue Star Technology.”

“The innovative technology of automobile engines is just the best engine technology in the world at present.”

“The information of cell repair agents is just an upgrade of anti-cancer injections.”

“Human skin masks are also the most cutting-edge craftsmanship in the rivers and lakes.”

“But the seismic instrument that rewards joy and justice, simply… It really belongs to the category of black technology! ”

Bai Yixin said.

He originally thought that he would make a car with engine innovation technology, take cell repair data, and do medicine.

What about multifaceted developments. But now.

Bai Yi completely gave up this plan.

How about multi-faceted development and becoming a leader in the industry!

In the face of the black technology given by the system, there is really no comparison! After Bai Yi saw the seismic instrument, he had already made a decision.

Focusing on the tasks of the system is king!

Because in the future, there may be something more explosive than black technology!

“Lan Xin, I want to give you a very serious and very important task!”

Bai Yi sent a message to Lan Xin.

Since he decided to concentrate on getting the system reward, he couldn’t look at the two materials in his hand.

But that doesn’t mean he has to give it to those industry companies for free.

After all, Bai Yi does not want those companies that get top information to expose their greedy side.

The best way is to go directly to the Ministry of Commerce of Linhai Prefecture!

Under official supervision, negotiations are carried out with the automotive industry, the pharmaceutical industry. This task, he decided to give Lan Xin to perform.

“By the way, I have to help Lan Xin find a few lawyers.”

Bai Yi took out the phone and contacted the previous Jinhuang Law Firm.

“So, five days have passed, and you still haven’t sued the landlady?”

“A top law firm, that’s just such a waste?”

“I have already told you that the landlady is involved in the murder of wealth and can be directly prosecuted through criminal prosecution!”

“The contract is terminated, and your ability has disappointed me.”

Bai Yi felt a little angry in his heart.

What a garbage law firm. It’s been five days.

It has not been dealt with, and even prosecutions have not been done. These days.

Maybe the landlady who is extremely hypocritical and disgusting will be complacent.

The landlady hacked him for 40,000 yuan. Jin Huang Law Firm is a waste!

He originally planned to continue to increase the cooperation funds and let Jin Huang send elite lawyers to Lan Xin as legal consultants!

Bai Yi directly viewed the various information of the lawyers of Linhai Mansion. Then go downstairs.

Take a taxi to Yunlan Office.

Yunlan is the second largest law firm in fees after Jinhuang. In Linhai such a top business, economic center. Competition among the legal profession is also fierce.

Yunlan energy charges a high fee, which also represents an ability.

“Master, go to the Yunlan Office in Donghai District.”

Bai Yi sat in a taxi.

Bai Yi now understood the meaning of joy and justice. Know how to make people identify with justice and feel joy. The simplest is, more true!

Renting a room and checking out is pitted.

Black-hearted landlord sentenced to twenty years!

Not only can people feel justice, but also joy!

In life, how many things, because most people do not care, forget it, take a step back, and then the more you think about it, the more angry you are?

Bai Yi thought of a way. Taxis also began to be exercised.

“Well, this is the rush hour, it’s a bit congested, if we want to hurry, we have to walk around the city quickly.”

“Okay, you know the road better than me, you decide, as long as you can hurry.”

Taxi driving, an hour white is easy to notice that something is wrong.

“Master, let’s spare a little half a circle here, right?”

Bai Yi asked, and the exchangeable reconnaissance equipment in the mall appeared in his hand.

The device has a recording function, which means that the glasses can be taken directly on the eyes.

“Why, I’m driving normally, if I don’t want to get stuck in traffic, I have to go like this!”

The taxi master replied toughly.

“Okay, it’s better to hurry, I’m in a hurry.”

After more than ten minutes, Bai Yi couldn’t wait, opened the navigation and looked at it, and compared the route that the taxi ran earlier.

Bai Yi said: “Master, obviously take the C1 elevated road, why do you have to spare twenty minutes?” There will be almost no congestion on the C1 elevated? ”

“Do you understand or do I understand?”

The master did not have a good airway, and after more than ten minutes, the taxi stopped at the Yunlan Mansion

Under.

“Arrived, two hundred and eighty-two in total.”

“Master, did you make a detour?”

“Why, you still won’t give it to me?”

“Given, invoice me.”

The taxi master handed over the invoice and watched Bai Yi get out of the car.

As a teacher who has been driving a taxi for many years, he knows very well how to earn more money, detour the road, and collect an extra hundred yuan.

Who would investigate his route for more than a hundred, so true? Bai Yi probably guessed what the master judge thought.

In a big city like Linhai Province.

Who really cares about a hundred dollars. In this city, life festivals come together too quickly.

So that most people don’t have time to care! I can only bear this breath! But.

Today’s master judge is encountered!

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The PS1:066 chapter was banned because of sensitive words and was unlocked immediately.

PS2: Pig’s foot completes the task of joy and justice in order to get black technology, the plot will not disappoint everyone, it will definitely be happy.

PS3: The engine technology and repair medicine technology of pig’s feet are not given away for free, but with the help of the Ministry of Commerce, some rules are formulated, and dividends are obtained.

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