Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 63: Why Can Old Men Sit for a Day?!!

“Start special guest voting now!”

Zhang Xinyue announced to the camera. Then.

The camera turned to the guest seats.

There was little communication between each group. There is a voting object. Duan You! Must vote for Duan You!

If the answer of the red and green ghosts is to shock them. That this time.

The reply given by Duan You No. 001.

It simply speaks to the hearts of most guests.

Aren’t they often tricked by the top management of various companies in this way, the key point is that many times, they don’t know it.

Right now.

Duan You’s reply was broken! All guests gave their votes. Even if it is two guest groups abroad.

Although the stick group is related to this group, the words spoken are very cerebral palsy. But they can also tell the difference between good and bad.

No doubt.

In this Q&A, it is Duan You who crushes others!

“39 votes!”

“Another 39 votes!”

Zhang Xinyue’s voice was a little uncontrollably excited.

Originally, the picture that the program team hoped was that the four families could fight you back and forth. I don’t want one to directly crush the other three!

But now. Zhang Xinyue discovered! Good crushing! Reply to these two questions!

If you don’t crush it, it’s shady! And!

Completely crushing is simply more comfortable than being evenly matched!

Although she has not downloaded the Duan You app, at this moment, her heart is completely leaning towards Duan You.

Because, Duan You has No. 001!

“39 votes! Duan You got all the votes, the total number of votes was 39! ”

“Next, let’s open the whole network voting!”

“Please vote for the audience in front of the live broadcast and vote for the best answer you think!”

Zhang Xinyue said to the camera. Live broadcast rooms on major platforms.

“Stop crowding! How can a website withstand hundreds of thousands of millions of people in a short period of time. Internal shock! Listen to me! ”

“I am a Duanyou APP certified Duanyou user with the name *833** Duanyou! Everyone listen to me! ”

“We have already contacted No. 002, and we will lead everyone to split the vote!”

“Brothers of Tigerfish, if you think we No. 001 boss is awesome!, will enter the official website three minutes before the vote, vote! ”

“Brothers of Station C Zabo, if you want to vote for Duan You, vote in three to six points!”

“Brothers shaking hands, you vote in the last four minutes!”

“Everyone must stagger the flow of people to avoid that spam website getting stuck!”

“Duan friends, speed let more people in the live broadcast room know…”

Countless people with Duan You’s text appeared in major live broadcast rooms. The backstage personnel of the program group were directly stunned.

Eldest brother. It doesn’t have to be like this.

You don’t have to organize at all. Just the level of number 001. Crushed the other three. And organize a fart ah!

How you guys play, it’s definitely number one! Backstage staff look at each other.

They felt that right away, the other three were going to be embarrassed! Ten-minute voting ends.

The total number of votes netizens cast for Duan You shocked everyone. 1.3 million votes!

Over a million!

On the other hand, Weile, the goose pen department worked hard to create, and received more than 10,000 votes. Happy cloud about five thousand.

Alile looked even worse, with only a few hundred copies scattered.

The backstage personnel secretly speculated, this is estimated to be the ticket given by Ali employees who can’t stand it.

Zhang Xinyue looked at the screen. I feel like I stutter a little.

“Now… I believe everyone has seen the result of the vote, the first place is Duan You, with a total of 1.3 million votes…”

“Weile got eleven thousand votes…”

“Happy Cloud gets votes…”

“Alile look…”

Zhang Xinyue tried her best to control herself not to laugh. No way.

The other three are really miserable!

Add up, it’s not enough for Duan You to get a fraction of the votes!

The voting ratio of such a huge gap is visible. Not too many people think that this is a ticket swiping, a shady scene. Because no one really dares to brush it like this!

Zhang Xinyue gently twisted the tender flesh of her arm.

Even if she is already an extremely professional host, she is almost in Bengbu! Three Internet predators jointly held a quiz on the whole network in conjunction with Xingyue Entertainment. Originally wanted to step on Duan You to show the limelight.

Who would have thought that they would be directly crushed mercilessly!

“Let’s congratulate Duan You on winning again!”

“Next, let’s enter the third question and answer!”

“Now start sifting through the question bank.”

Zhang Xinyue announced.

The big screen is beating with countless questions. A few minutes later.

Three questions were chosen.

《Beautiful women wear skinny jeans or stockings, which is more attractive to you?” 》

“Why is Bian Mu so smart, but he can’t be a police dog?” 》

“Why do many elderly people sit at home from day to night without turning on the lights, not watching TV, and not talking the whole time?” 》

Three questions appear on the big screen.

The viewers of the major platforms watching the live broadcast simply exploded!

“The first one! Must be the first! It’s not Lao Tzu who is the first to uninstall the live broadcast! Stockings are invincible! ”

“Agree! Stockings eternal God! ”

“Shit! Kids love stockings! Adults love jeans! ”

“My daughter, but I’m also curious which one is more attractive!”

“I haven’t seen anyone wear both, can any kind person send me a few more pictures?” Let me see the difference between them? ”

“Sharks: Fishing? Hang your mother! ”

“As a married young woman, I can lift jeans a little better, suitable for people of our age.”

“I think my 19-year-old college girlfriend wears stockings best!”

“Big brothers, can you all discuss the three questions?”

“Can’t! Big brothers and sisters want to know the first question! ”

Countless concerns speak quickly. On the web.

Male netizens have the mind to argue, and female netizens want to see which one has the highest votes. Leads to barrage in all live broadcast rooms.

are all brushing to choose the first question.

Across the network, everyone is no longer shy! It’s too lazy to be subtle! The three questions were first screened by the guest group.

“Which question do you think you should choose?”

“In short, don’t be the first, it’s easy to bring trouble to the program group.”

“Third, every household has old people, and there should be many people who want to know why.”

“I also agree with the third.”

“Choose, the third, although you will be scolded later.”

“Hahaha…”

Zhang Xinyue looked at the choice given by the guest group.

“Why do many elderly people sit at home from day to night without turning on the lights, not watching TV, and not talking the whole time?” 》

“Now, there are four contestants who are ready to answer the questions!”

Zhang Xinyue finished speaking.

Can’t help but look at the admin backstage.

Although this question is not as demanding as the first two questions. But she still believes that Duan You can give a perfect answer.

Micromusic.

Liu Chengyun shook his head, he was not good at this kind of problem. But Weile is not the only answerer. Several professors have already started discussions.

Joy Cloud.

Several managers looked at each other.

They know very well that this problem can no longer be fooled by sand sculptures. The previous two questions can be funny to resolve the embarrassment.

But now such questions that are closer to reality, sand sculpture answers will not work. So, several managers stumped.

The Internet humor god who was dug up at a high price was also stumped. Alile looks.

Several contestants rubbed their hands.

Among them are sociology professors who are ready to conduct a wake-up call analysis on the issue of the elderly.

Duan You. Lan Xin looked at Bai Yi. Bai Yi clicked the answer prompt. Then start typing.

“Ding!”

“Duan You decided to answer first!”

“Let’s look forward to Duan You’s answer together!”

On the big screen.

Below the question. Duan You gives recovery.

“Old man: Playing cards on the first day of the first lunar month at the age of 20, I should have gone to the right first, but it’s a pity~.”

——Everywhere you see, all are memories, what you think in your heart, all are the past, everything you see is regret. ”

Zhang Xinyue stared at the big screen. When you see the first line.

She felt that Duan You’s No. 001 humor was still the same, and she thought it was funny. But the second line made her instantly fall into emotion.

Guest seats.

“This… Awesome! ”

“People are old, they really love memories, they have recalled too much!”

“Indeed, a sentence suddenly came to mind, all the splendor that I once had in life needs to be repaid with loneliness after all!”

“Seeing the first line of No. 001, I feel very humorous and feel very reasonable, but the second line makes people feel a lot of emotions~”

“Memories, past, regrets! Good! ”

“I’m curious to know now, does this No. 001 really understand everything?”

“Odd people too!”

“After this show, I’m afraid there will be all walks of life looking for 001!”

Major live broadcast rooms.

Compared to the steadiness of the guest seats.

The audience is much more naughty.

“I originally thought that if it was so heavy, it would be difficult to have a joyful answer, but I didn’t expect ah~No. 001!”

“The 20-year-old first lunar month came out of the pair, laughing to death! But think about it, it really is!! ”

“After reading 001’s reply, I also want to say that when I turn seventy or eighty, I will regret why the four-pound grass carp fell off the hook in the summer when I was twenty-four years old…”

“Anglers upstairs? In fact, I will also regret that I was fishing in the Chinese New Year’s Eve at the age of twenty-eight, why did I catch that yellow eel with a tattoo [crying]~”

“Compared to the first line, I prefer the second line, 001 really changes too fast!”

“Have you seen it in the Duanyou app, every sentence of No. 001 is a golden sentence~ Especially the reply when answering the proposition sent by your girlfriend!”

“I have always strongly demanded that book No. 001 be published!”

“There is no false warrior under the prestige, and No. 001 was called a real big guy when he was in Duan You! Awesome! Perfect answers to all kinds of questions! ”

“I wonder how the other three are going to reply? There is No. 001 for reference, I hope they can not lose so embarrassing! ”

Alile looks.

The sociology professor stopped his tirade. He looked at Duan You’s reply stunnedly.

He is also a gray-haired old man.

Duan You’s reply made him seem to have some emotion. Thereupon.

Several professors deleted the tirade. Click Q&A prompt. Enter your answer.

“There are thousands of mountains and seas in your heart, and you can see them when you close your eyes.”