Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

“Huawei interview questions: 120 jin for people, 1,000 jin for cattle, and 1,000 jin for bridges. Q: How do people and cattle cross the bridge together? 》

Bai Yi clicked into the post.

A bit unexpected.

This post, there were two god comments!

First floor, paragraph 666, divine commentary.

“Sell the cow to buy a Huawei mobile phone and take the mobile phone across the river, because Huawei is a cow!”

Second floor, number one fan of 001, divine commentary.

“The cow jumps, the person jumps, and the jump passes.”

Third floor: “I lost it!” Two god comments! Awesome! This post! ”

Fourth floor: “No. 666 actually met an opponent!” There’s something about this newly-popping number one fan! ”

Fifth floor: “I never expected to see Wolong and Phoenix in a post!” ”

Sixth floor: “Passing with cattle, the maximum bearing capacity of the bridge is one thousand catties, but it is completely fine to be 12% overweight.”

Just as the law says eight hours a day, five days a week, most people are 996!

Breaking through the limit is growth, in order to progress! The bridge is me, the people are the company, and the cow is the productivity!

I have to pay a little so that the boss can buy another Maybach this year…”

Seventh floor: “I’m hot little fak!” If it weren’t for the fact that the post can only have two god comments, I will definitely send you up! Sixth floor! ”

Eighth floor: “I looked at the first floor and the second floor, I smiled, looked at the sixth floor, I froze and cried!” ”

Ninth floor: “The answer of the sixth floor made me feel tears and kneel!” Cattle! Cattle! ”

Tenth floor: “No. 666, speed looking back, there are more bullish comments!” ”

The eleventh floor: “Duan Youzhong, how can there be so many talents!” ”

Twelfth Floor: ……

Bai Yi flipped through the comments with interest.

Discovery since the user surge.

There are really more talents in Duan You.

Just lamented the loneliness of the master.

I didn’t expect to see three after a while!

Bai Yi continued to view the post.

“If the brothers marry twin sisters at the same time, how can they be clearly distinguished?” 》

Go to the post.

001’s number one fan: “At most, I can divide it clearly in a week, but after three months, I don’t want to divide it clearly.” ”

Duan You No. 666: “There will always be times when you want to admit your mistakes. ”

Third floor: “The two bulls upstairs are rarely confused~”

Fourth floor: “I seem to see something strange!” ”

Fifth floor: “I’m just a kid, don’t let me get in the car.” ”

Sixth floor: “As said on the first floor and the second floor, people ~ confused is good.” ”

Seventh floor: “As a lawyer of the Points Foundation, I can tell everyone that it is not illegal to admit mistakes.” ”

Eighth floor: “Shock! The whole people were shocked! Two sets of twins turned out to be…”

Ninth floor: “Follow me home, upstairs.” ”

Tenth floor: “I’m an honest person, I think it’s easy to tell when I come into contact with twins.” ”

Eleventh floor: “Why do you want to distinguish clearly?” I don’t understand~”

Twelfth floor: “Catch it upstairs, it’s too messy!” ”

Thirteenth floor: “Lao Tzu TM a knife a minotaur!” ”

Fourteenth Floor: ……

“I’ll go, are these two guys competing?”

Bai Yi said with a smile.

The number one fan and number 666 belong to the Wizards.

With these two people in it, he doesn’t have to add interesting content himself.

The two wizards continue to drive.

It is indeed possible to make the whole app interesting!

Bai Yi clicked attention to No. 666, the number one fan of the two users.

It is a recognition of the two wizards.

Then.

Continue with the tour post.

“If you calculate the cost of an aircraft carrier of 100 billion and put the entertainment industry in order, you should be able to build an aircraft carrier.”

It can also be considered that they have contributed to the country, so what should the name of the aircraft carrier being built? 》

Click into the post.

First floor, number one fan, god comment!

“Grandma Rong, you can see through the good and bad at a glance!”

Second floor, No. 666 Duan You, God comment!

“Starfall.”

Third floor: “Like an entertainment tax!” ”

Fourth floor: “Star Destroyer.” ”

Fifth floor: “Online comment: Grandma Rong’s needle is ruthless and accurate!” ”

Sixth floor: “It’s true that Bengbu lived, and Grandma Rong is too unorthodox.” ”

Seventh floor: “Starfall, hahaha~ Can you not be so imagery?” ”

Eighth floor: “Shock! The whole people were shocked…”

Ninth floor: “Send and send!” Give it to both! ”

Tenth floor: “The number one fan and number 666 can already become the left and right arm of my eldest brother 001!” ”

The eleventh floor: “Realistic version of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Hatchling, Dynasty Mahan!” ”

Twelfth Floor: ……

Bai Yi is also very happy.

After watching it for so long, he has found a lot of humorous and can hit the nail on the head.

This bodes well for app development.

In the evening.

Bai Yi had eaten, and Lan Xin was sitting in front of his computer, smirking.

In recent days.

Lan Xin seemed to have become a habit.

I like to log in to the account number 001 and look at the message center.

Countless users praise and worship No. 001.

Suddenly.

Lan Xin’s expression was solemn, and he looked at Bai Yi who was approaching: “Bai Yi, someone has a private message to you, I hope you can give a contact information, they want to contact you.” ”

“There are more than a dozen of them, all of them are private messages to you, some say that they are Xinmei Company, some say that they are…”

“They want to get in touch with you and let you go to their Q&A app to be a special advisor.”

“I checked, some of these companies are beating, some are Ali, and some are goose enterprise micromusic.”

“That’s right! Weile directly opened the price! As long as you can help them, they can give more than a million rewards! Even, give an appearance fee equivalent to the popular star! ”

Lan Xin’s face was not good-looking.

Bai Yi is really right, several Internet predators are going to do it.

And also see the reason why the Duan You app can be so popular, No. 001 Duan You!

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