Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Some water friends looked at the replies of other friends on the post.

A little cerebral congestion.

Special!

You get the idea!

You said it!

The water friends are a little anxious.

I don’t understand, but I want to know.

It’s easy to get on fire!

Then.

When they saw Sister Zhou, they also looked like they suddenly realized.

Suddenly more urgent!

“Old woman! Don’t ink! ”

“What the hell do you mean?”

“Goddess! Say it quickly! I have high blood pressure and can’t rush! ”

“I’ve had frequent cerebral hemorrhages lately! Give face! ”

“Big sister! You’re going to die! ”

……

Sister Zhou also saw the crazy beating barrage.

“In fact, my sister has just understood, and I can only say that No. 001 is simply not a person!”

Sister Zhou looked at the water friend who had exploded mentally, and did not dare to sell it.

“Sister give you a little hint to see if you have any connotations.”

Sister Zhou continued:

“This is sick!”

When Sister Zhou said these words, she bit very hard.

Then he gave a hint, “Old eight! Old eight! ”

On the barrage.

Finally there is a water friend!

“My special code! This is the disease cured! I see! ”

“Rather, I said it!”

“The speed of the royal translation is out!”

“This comment on number 001 is so interesting!”

“Before the landlord was sick, he was the eighth old, and he liked to eat stink…”

“I got it, and I vomited.”

“It was connotated by No. 001 again!”

“Now there is no IQ, no connotation, and I don’t deserve to stay in the same software with 001!”

“This guy! It’s simply the ancestor of the Yin-Yang people! ”

“Speaking of yin and yang strange qi, No. 001 is simply an ancestor level!”

The water friends looked at the barrage.

I kind of understand it.

Suddenly.

Everyone had an idea.

This software.

Meet people like 001.

No IQ.

I can’t even understand the other party’s comments!

It’s too sad!

Sister Zhou is a little scared now.

Patting your chest at the live camera.

“Fortunately, my sister didn’t connect with 001 in the first place, otherwise…”

Sister Zhou had palpitations: “This kind of yin and yang strange grandmaster, I was scolded as a dog, and I guess I can’t understand the hehe giggle!” ”

At the same time, Sister Zhou repeated in her heart that Duan You No. 001 simply didn’t look like a person!

……

Early morning.

Lan Xin was woken up by Bai Yi’s call.

I had to simply freshen up and arrive at Bai Yifa’s address.

Shengshi Xintiandi sales department.

One of the five urban real estate buildings currently for sale in Linhai Province.

Bai Yi sat on the sofa in the sales department and beckoned to Lan Xin.

Lan Xin looked a little breathless.

“You don’t really want to buy a house, do you?”

Lan Xin glanced around and said in a low voice: “Big brother, this place is now 160,000 square meters!” ”

“You forgot? My second uncle let me for a month…”

Bai Yi said nonsense.

Lan Xin rolled her eyes.

She had already guessed that Bai Yi pulled her over today.

It’s to give her a house.

But she also had a decision in mind.

Absolutely not.

It’s too precious!

A small set of two rooms, both nearly 10 million!

She will counsel Bai Yi, Bai Yi can buy it, but she really can’t ask for it.

It’s just that Lan Xin didn’t expect it.

Ten minutes later.

The purchase contract was placed in front of her, and various information had been filled in on it.

The advance payment has been paid.

“Don’t worry, I only paid you a down payment, and from now on, you will have to bear a mortgage of thirty-five thousand every month.”

Bai Yi saw Lan Xin’s thoughts and knew that she would never accept the full payment of the house.

So he found a reason to accept it in his heart, and said with a smile: “You have to work hard in the future, otherwise you won’t have a salary to pay off the mortgage.” ”

“Bai Yi, you…”

Lan Xin was helpless.

Bai Yi had already handed over her information to the sales department, and now she was sent to sign it.

“Stop inking.”

Bai Yi said.

Lan Xin hesitated for a long time.

Sign.

Look at the purchase contract.

Lan Xin was moved, helpless, and happy.

This is a real house in the city center!

Fine decoration and furniture appliances!

160,000 square meters!

According to the current salary of their classmates, they may have to borrow another five hundred years from heaven!

Just when Lanxin’s mental activity is complicated.

Bai Yi smiled and left with the beauty of the sales department.

Lan Xin looked at the back of Bai Yi and the beauty of the sales department, and for a while she couldn’t understand, what was Bai Yi doing again?

But she couldn’t figure it out.

“That’s right!”

Lan Xin said suddenly.

She helped someone watch Bai Yi.

However, Bai Yi gave her a house.

What should she do?

Lan Xin took out her mobile phone and sent a WeChat message.

“Pico! Slightly! Crazy! Bai Yi gave me a house! ”

“Don’t think about it! I am innocent with Bai Yike! ”

“Huh~ Why don’t you think about it? Trust me so easily? ”

“Okay, I’ll take it calmly, he~”

Lan Xin seemed to be explainer.

Remembering something again, he pulled out his phone.

Take a picture of the purchase contract and edit the text.

Five minutes later.

Duanyou app has one more post.

“The boss bought me a house without my consent, it’s really embarrassing!” 》

Lyceum publishes Versailles post!

It didn’t take long.

More than a dozen comments appeared.

Duan You No. 666: “When I was a mercenary in the country of Syria during the summer vacation, I had never been injured so badly [crying]!” ”

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