Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

“Niuhuang Miyahomaru? 90s? ”

Bai Yi was a little stunned.

After waiting for Lan Xin to leave, he picked up the ten pills in front of him.

This pill is packaged in a plastic round shell each.

The outer packaging is a layer of green, branded plastic.

Niuhuang Kiyaho Maru.

Bai Yi pondered.

Soon time.

After the doctor reached the intermediate level, the massive medical knowledge made Bai Yiming come to his senses.

“It turns out that this thing is also called Angong Niuhuang Pill.”

“It can be regarded as one of the three types of elixirs that have been passed down from my Dragon Kingdom to this day.”

“It’s a lifesaver for the old people in the family!”

Bai Yi smiled.

Play with the pills in your hand.

“Now, the price of an Angong beef yellow in Tongrentang is about seven or eight hundred yuan.”

“But if it’s from the ’90s, it’s great!”

White easy to see the back of the pill.

In the raw materials section, there are three kinds of materials that are not available today.

Rhino horn.

Natural musk.

Bezoar.

If you are an ordinary person, you will think that rhinoceros horn is the most valuable material.

Actually.

Natural musk is now almost difficult to encounter with the exploitation of nature.

And the bezoar, which requires a thousand cattle, is not a beef cattle from the farm, but more than ten years old, to appear a piece.

These two things are more difficult to meet than rhino horn!

“I’m worried that there is nothing on the shelves in the mall.”

“This pill is a good thing.”

“Leave it to those who know.”

Bai Yi packed the pills.

Just these ten pills.

If you take it out for appraisal, it will be auctioned.

It can sell at least more than five million.

Lan Xin pushed the door again and walked in.

“Bai Yi, the technology company gave a reply, and the APP is now operational.”

Lan Xin held the notebook, “The points mall has been opened, and I can edit the things that need to be put on the shelves myself.” ”

“Well.”

Bai Yi took out an Angong Niuhuang Pill.

“Call coupons.”

“JD card.”

“Daihatsu Supermarket Shopping Card.”

“And this.”

“Let’s start with these four.”

Bai Yi said.

Lan Xin was curious and picked up the pill on the table.

Curious about this pill the size of an egg in this packaging case.

“What is it?”

Lan Xin was puzzled, “An Gong Niuhuang Pill? ”

“Mainly prevention and treatment of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, how to say, this thing is effective for 50% of cardiovascular and brain diseases.”

Bai Yi explained.

Lan Xin is still a young person, and naturally the concept of 50% heart and brain diseases is not clear.

But if you are a medical student, or an older person, you will know what 50% of the concept is!

80% of sudden deaths of people over the age of 50 are due to mental and cerebral reasons.

60% of people who are paralyzed are caused by mental and brain causes.

Cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases can compete with cancer!

“Okay, how many pills are there?” How many points are hanged? ”

Lan Xin didn’t have that concept, so she wasn’t curious.

Bai Yi thought for a while, “Three hundred thousand points.” ”

“Well?”

Lan Xin was stunned.

“Brother, are you kidding?”

Lan Xin rolled her eyes.

50 yuan spending coupon, equal to 500 points.

200 JD cards, equal to 2000 points.

1000 supermarket shopping cards, equal to 10,000 points.

Points conversion is equivalent to ten points equal to one dollar.

And Bai Yi actually wanted to hang this broken pill for 300,000 points?

Thirty thousand yuan?

Are you kidding?

Lan Xin didn’t bother to argue with Bai Yi.

“You are the boss, say what is it!”

Lan Xin spoke.

If this thing hangs up, it hangs up.

Anyway, in terms of the number of APP users, it is difficult to make up 300,000 users.

Moreover, even if there are really 300,000 points users.

And who has a cerebral thrombosis, to redeem this thing.

“Then I’ll leave it to you.”

Bai Yi continued, “By the way, I’m going to Tongrentang and give this pill the entire appraisal certificate. ”

“？？？”

Lan was stunned.

Seeing Bai Yi take another pill from under the table and leave the office.

Eight o’clock in the evening.

APP maintenance ends.

Because of the joy brought by the golden sentence of the previous paragraph 001.

There are not many users who keep the maintenance time.

Lan Xin looked at the background data.

Just a little over eight.

There are already more than a thousand online users.

“Dear Duanyou, this Duanyou APP has been maintained and has undergone a major version innovation!” 》

“Duanyou APP has opened many functions, and at the same time, the points mall has been successfully unlocked. 》

“If you want to know the details of the version update, you can click this link to understand. 》

Lyceum has released updated maintenance instructions.

It didn’t take long.

Many people have commented below.

“I’ll go, turn on the divine evaluation function? If there are hundreds of people who agree and are confirmed by the review team, they can become a divine commentator! ”

“If the review is sent as a divine commentary, you can get a reward of a thousand points!”

“My God! A hundred pieces? A thousand points can be exchanged for 100 yuan in phone bill~ Really fake? ”

“Do you understand clearly, only third-level users have the qualifications, and now the entire APP users are more than a hundred third-level users.”

“How do I upgrade? Open a member to upgrade quickly? Circle money? ”

“Upstairs is scared by capital, and the grass and trees are all soldiers! The Duanyou APP has no recharge channel at all! ”

“Everyone noticed no, there is a very discordant thing in the points mall!”

“Three hundred thousand points exchange? What the heck? Angong Niuhuang Pill? ”

“It’s so funny, what the hell is it that the background also specially pastes a certification certificate next to the pill?”

“Tongrentang certification, confirmed as a product of the 90s! Ha ha! Tongrentang will help you confirm that it is expired! ”

“Don’t make trouble, this thing will be done in case it eats dead people! I don’t want such a joyful app to go out of business! ”

Many users tuggle under maintenance instructions.

……

Kyoto.

Tongrentang headquarters.

“Zhang Mengmeng, you are already an adult, do you only hold a mobile phone every day?”

Zhang Xing looked at his smirking daughter on the sofa.

The tone was reproachful, and a little spoiled, “Just hold a mobile phone, and keep joking, I don’t know I thought you had a neuropathy.” ”

“I don’t want to laugh either, but he’s so funny.”

Zhang Mengmeng shook his mobile phone, “Dad, do you want to download a Duan You to play, there is a big god in this mouth!” ”

“I don’t have time, and I have to make money to make a dowry for you, lest everyone want you this crazy girl in the future.”

Zhang Xingdao.

Knock knock~

A female secretary knocked on the door and walked into the office.

“Zhang Dong, today’s store in Linhai Mansion gave news that a customer came to make an appraisal with an angong niuhuang pill from the 90s.”

“The 90s?”

Zhang Xing’s face became more serious. “The 90s were also bad, and if it was just rhino horn, it was not very precious. What we need is an angong bezoar pill with natural musk and bezoar ingredients in the early 90s. ”

“After identification, it was confirmed that it was an early pill containing natural musk and bezoar.”

The secretary said.

“Are you sure? Why is there no direct acquisition? I remember issuing such a document to the branch that each initial Angong Niuhuang Pill could be purchased for 700,000 yuan. ”

Zhang Xing’s expression became serious.

Almost all rich people in Angong Niuhuang Pill will try to prepare a few as life-saving pills.

After all, cardiovascular and cerebrovascular symptoms are more preventable than cancer.

To the rich class.

In the face of business partners, wealthy relatives, and even some dignitaries, if you give gifts, this life-saving elixir is more suitable than luxury cars and mansions.

Three years ago.

Xiangjiang has three Angong Niuhuang Pills, and the auction price is 760,000 each.

After that, until today.

There is no longer an early Angong Niuhuang pill on the market.

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