Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Bai Yi is ready to unlock the car door.

Suddenly, I felt the wind behind me.

Didn’t have time to think about it.

Bai Yi leaned over to avoid and punched.

Bang!

One punch to the flesh.

The people behind him tumbled to the bottom.

“Don’t move… Police…”

A faint voice came.

Bai Yi saw the person coming clearly this time.

It is a woman wearing a black women’s suit, women’s trousers, and an ID tag stuck on her chest.

The woman looks very good, her face is very beautiful, and the ponytail combed also makes the woman look particularly capable.

“Major Case Investigation Department.”

“Z1 Xu Xuan.”

Bai Yi looked at the ID card and noticed the woman’s hand reaching for her waist.

Instantly felt like something was in order.

He seems to have attacked the police.

It was also the most special department detective of Linhai Prefecture who attacked it.

And he was keenly discovered.

Xu Xuan’s hand had already taken out the matching gun from his waist.

“Don’t move! Detective! Hands…”

Xu Xuan didn’t finish speaking.

Bai Yi had already raised his hands.

Xu Xuan got up, raised the gun with one hand, and rubbed his shoulder with the other.

The punch of the man in front of her just now directly smashed her, the Z1 elite, to the ground.

Xu Xuan estimated that if it was a hand-to-hand fight, the man would be enough to kill him in seconds!

“It’s a pity that such a good physique is going to come to commit a crime!”

“Crouch!”

“Now that the body camera has been turned on, I am Z1 Xu Xuan, and I will use theft and assault on the police…”

Xu Xuan didn’t finish speaking.

Bai Yi couldn’t help but interrupt: “Sir, everything is a misunderstanding. ”

“Misunderstanding?”

Xu Xuan was a little annoyed.

Reporters and cameramen have already arrived, and there is no doubt that the footage just now has been captured.

Detective elite, knocked down by a thief with a punch!

This would discredit the entire Z department!

Bai Yi explained: “You look at the car, I saw two children trapped in the car, about to suffocate, before smashing the car.” ”

Bai Yi gently tapped the car with one hand.

Xu Xuan pointed the gun at Bai Yi and leaned close to the car window.

Sure enough, as Bai Yi said.

Two children in the back seat of the car, chest cavity heaving violently, soaked in sweat all over their bodies!

“Call an ambulance!”

Xu Xuan couldn’t help but be annoyed with Bai Yi, and immediately said.

He put the gun away, forcibly opened the car door, and took the two children out of the car.

It wasn’t long before the ambulance arrived.

The reporter on the side contacted the owner of the car through 114.

Bai Yi also changed from a car thief to an enthusiastic citizen.

“Sir, we are the Police Publicity Division, and we are currently broadcasting live, can I interview you?”

The female reporter looked at Bai Yi and asked.

Bai Yi nodded, “Forget it, I have an urgent matter at home, so I left first.” ”

Finish speaking.

Bai Yi looked at Xu Xuan, who was educating the Mercedes-Benz owner.

“Sir, I’m very sorry.”

Bai Yi said towards Xu Xuan.

Xu Xuan glared angrily at Bai Yi.

You still mention it!

After she learned that it was a misunderstanding and an oolong, she deliberately avoided Bai Yi.

Who knew that Bai Yi would still mention this matter.

This embarrassed her, the Z1 elite.

Bai Yi also knew that he had embarrassed the other party, so he did not dare to stay longer and left quickly.

The camera captures the picture of Bai Yi leaving.

On the police public account, thousands of viewers are watching this live broadcast.

However, most of the audience belonged to police insiders, and the real public did not pay much attention.

“When the evening news comes, cut this paragraph, it’s too humiliating. The elite of our Z1 was knocked down by a punch from an enthusiastic citizen! ”

“Relax, Department Z belongs to the criminal investigation department, is not good at force, and in the face of criminals, they are all mobilizing three special police teams exclusive to Department Z!”

“Even so, the personnel of the Z department also have a physical fitness assessment, although Xu Xuan’s girl is a girl, she is stronger than most men!” It shouldn’t be knocked over so easily! ”

“Have you noticed, this enthusiastic citizen is extremely physical! This Mercedes-Benz car uses tempered glass, and normal people can’t smash bricks! ”

“I’ll go! It seems to be true! ”

“Just now, the reaction of this enthusiastic citizen is just now, and the elite members of our special police brigade are just like that!”

“I think we should investigate, if you can have such good skills, it will not be an ordinary citizen!”

……

“Ding~ detected that the host shocked people, automatically converted into joy value, joy value +10!”

“Ding~ detected that the host is…”

The system log is constantly refreshing.

Bai Yi, who looked at the log, was stunned.

“Where did this shock value come from?”

Bai Yi was a little puzzled.

Now his joy value has reached more than ten thousand.

“Boom!”

Lan Xin pushed open the door and walked in.

Holding a mobile phone in his hand, a video is playing on his phone.

“Bai Yi, you’re on fire!”

Lan Xin looked happy.

Push the phone in front of Bai Yi.

The video is the surveillance footage of Bai Yi being trapped in the elevator this morning, and the picture of the lobby manager thanking Bai Yi.

“This is a brush from the same city with shaking hands.”

Lan Xin clicked on the video comment, “Look at these comments, they have exceeded three thousand in a few hours.” ”

Bai Yi followed Lan Xin’s words.

“Me! This handsome guy is so calm! ”

“This group of people in the elevator is really dead, if there is no handsome man, there is a high chance of cooling!”

“I don’t agree with this handsome guy’s last words, the noise caused by noise, no matter how high the decibels will not make the elevator fall!”

“Watch the video upstairs at the end! What the handsome guy said laughed to death! ”

“I’m just, idle they are too noisy!”

“Please, handsome guy, you are a deep accident elevator, can you not be so calm?”

Many comments praise Bai Yi’s calmness and appearance.

Lan Xin said: “Bai Yi, can you consider being the spokesperson of our APP, we can first make you a big Internet celebrity, and then you will promote our APP!” ”

Lan Xin’s idea is also correct.

Bai Yi’s appearance was recognized as the ceiling of male voice appearance when he was in school.

If you are willing to live broadcast, it is not too difficult to get popular.

“I’m an internet celebrity?”

Bai Yi rolled his eyes and knocked on Lan Xin’s head, “It’s impossible to be an Internet celebrity, but you can indeed find some Internet celebrities to promote the APP!” ”

“Where do we have money!”

Lan Xin was aggrieved.

Bai Yi clicked on the computer version of the APP, “In a few days, I have another inheritance to inherit, and I will find someone to promote it when the time comes!” ”

Say it.

Bai Yi clicked on the sand sculpture question and answer area.

“The red pill makes you go back to one year old, and the blue pill makes you have a hundred million dollars by the age of 45, how to choose?” 》

Click-in questions.

Bai Yi typed and began replying.

Lan Xin, who was standing next to Bai Yi, looked at the answer and was stunned.

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