Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

There are still thousands of users in the app.

Half an hour passed.

In “Desert Island, you can choose three of the following ten items, how do you choose? in question.

Some more people clicked in.

Naturally, they saw Bai Yi’s cracked version of “Choose ten kinds of items!” 》

“This No. 001 Duan You is too six! Kudos and send him to the first floor! ”

“Landlord! You damn black-hearted intermediary! Why do you choose three? ”

“Nice guy on the ground floor! I choose the cracked version! ”

“Long live the cracked version!”

“Pick and choose, choose Nima! Or the first floor is generous, directly cracked version arranged! ”

“Already selected, when will I enter the desert island?”

……

Hexi Province.

In the urban village, in a small rental house.

Han Xiaoxiao held up the heavy spectacle lenses and looked at the question of “Wandering on a Desert Island, Choose Three”.

Click on the comment.

Duan You No. 001: “Everyone choose my cracked version…”

Second floor: Naturally choose the first floor! Cracked version is awesome!

Third floor: Cerebral thrombosis of the landlord.

Fourth floor: There is a laugh on the first floor!

Fifth floor: Black-hearted landlord, earn the difference! If you want to choose, choose the first floor cracked version!

Sixth floor: I’m all miserable on a desert island, and you only let me choose three? I’m definitely going to crack the version!

……

Han Xiaoxiao looked at the comment.

A sigh in the heart: so it is!

He’s an online writer who recently worked on the next new book theme.

The desert island survival class was chosen.

Originally, he planned to start with the abuse of the Lord.

But now, he watched many users like the first floor and mock the owner.

He found that most people don’t like to choose and be abused!

He seemed to think about the reason why he kept pouring into the street.

“Why can’t I set up an incomparably awesome goldfinger for the protagonist of the novel like the first floor!”

“Even! I can set up other contestants to wander on a desert island with the protagonist and start the competition! ”

“Other players are normal choices!”

“But the protagonist! It’s a cracked version of the choice! ”

The reply on the first floor inspired Han Xiaoxiao.

Bury it on the table and start burying your head in the codeword.

……

“Ding~ detected that Han Xiaoxiao agreed with the host’s “Desert Island” question reply, and opened the career reward!”

“The host replies to professional questions and gets the user’s approval!”

“Reward: Survival Expert (Unlocked), Current Level: Beginner!”

Bai Yi looked at the system’s prompt.

The head is clouded.

This.

This.

What a professional problem!

A sand sculpture desert island quiz that turned himself on a survival expert!

It’s a cheat!

A stream of information flooded into Bai Yi’s mind.

Bai Yiru will penetrate.

Instantly mastered a lot of knowledge about wilderness first aid survival.

Now Bai Yi is confident that if he goes to participate in some survival shows, he can at least mix with the middle of the pack.

Of course, the show I participated in was a serious survival show, not a star show!

“Ding~Detected host brings joy to people, joy value +10!”

“Ding~Detected host brings joy to people, joy value +10!”

Constant prompts are updated in the system log.

Bai Yi checks the message notifications on his APP.

“It’s too hard to come up with a name!” Thumbs up for your “Ten Years of Cerebral Thrombosis” reply!

“Hahaha I laughed” liked your “Infertility” reply!

“Woman, stay away from me!” Commented on your Desert Island reply.

“I read paragraph 001 friendly a few comments! This guy talks really six! ”

“Who would have thought that there was such a god hidden in this app!”

“Cracked version! Hahaha! ”

“Ten years old thrombosis is a few years! This problem is really old enough for blood clots! ”

The Q&A area came alive.

Bai Yi looked at the ever-increasing joy value and was happy.

Current Joy Value: 550 points.

Bai Yi can see the list of redeemable.

There are not many redemption items currently unlocked.

He now has the only option to exchange Joy Points for Gold or upgrade the Survival Expert classes he unlocks.

“Upgrading a survival expert requires 10,000 Joy Points, which is simply not enough.”

“Even if it’s enough, I won’t upgrade.”

Bai Yi pondered.

His current survival expert skills are simply not used.

What matters is to exchange some money to keep the company afloat first.

Only a thousand joy points can be exchanged, and it can be exchanged for one kilogram of gold.

Bai Yi waited with peace of mind.

Another half hour passed.

The Q&A area was read by more than a hundred people.

“Current Joy Value: 1000!”

A hundred users felt joy because of Bai Yi’s answer.

Bai Yi immediately exchanged it with the joy value, “Choose to exchange for gold.” ”

In a flash.

Bai Yi had an extra numbered gold bar in his hand.

Non-black gold.

It can be sold directly in large gold stores or banks.

Bai Yi inquired about the current price of recycled gold.

About 390 yuan per gram.

“Good fellow!”

“As long as a hundred people rejoice, they get a kilogram of gold, which is equivalent to 390,000!”

Bai Yi saw a bright future.

As long as you keep the app running.

Spend money on promotion.

In the future, there will be 100,000 millions, millions or even tens of millions of people who will feel joy because of his reply!

Think about how much money you can make!

“That’s not right! Careers to unlock by answering questions! As well as inspiring users to get special rewards, it will definitely be more precious than money! ”

Bai Yixin said.

Take the survival experts that are now unlocked.

Although he doesn’t need it now.

But obviously this ability is much more precious than hundreds of thousands!

Bai Yi held the gold bar and began to clean up.

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