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While the audience was growing wild in their hearts, Oz continued to imitate Keli’s tone and said: “‘Really? How can you make your hometown grow again? Tell Keli, please. Please, please, please—’”

When Oz, a middle-aged uncle, voiced the line “Please, please, please -“, you can imagine what kind of outrageous scene it would be.

“I was so embarrassed that I dug out the three bedrooms and one living room (the dog’s head) on the spot.”

“I’m laughing so hard, this plot is fucked!”

“Hahaha! Oz doesn’t know~”

“Help, I’m going to come up and take care of you, right? You’re really good at cheating!”

Fischer did not feel any embarrassment at all, and continued to speak very immersedly: “‘Since you ask sincerely…Give me a quiet paradise, grant me unparalleled admiration, grant me time and wind, so that The world comes to life…”

Paimeng said expressionlessly: “Don’t retell the story, just focus on the key points!”

Mona: “To put it simply, Keli sent an island as a great holy land to recreate the Pure Land of Youye. I didn’t believe it until I saw this letter.”

After Mona finished speaking, she took out the letter.

“Mysterious letter: To Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Pure Land of You Ye.

I am a witch who travels among the mountains and rivers of Teyvat.

I am writing this letter because I heard from my young daughter that your great country has unfortunately fallen and you are looking for an opportunity to save it.

There is a Golden Apple Islands on the sea very far away from here.

It would be great if this unclaimed land could provide some help for You Ye Pure Land’s plan to come! 』

“Boss Keli is awesome!”

“Ms. Alice is awesome!”

“Attention! Keli just met Fischer a few days ago, and the letter said that Keli mentioned it, which proves that Alice came back a few days ago and met Keli!”

“Not necessarily. Maybe there is some special way of contact between them. After all, Alice is so powerful.”

After Ying and Paimon also read the letter, Oz said: “Everyone, this is the perfect opportunity given to the lady by God. As an important retainer, the traveler should witness the great moment together.”

Paimon thought: “This island…why do I seem to have an impression…”

After hearing Paimon’s words, Ying seemed to recall something.

Fischer said loudly: “Traveler! What are you still doing? The throne of the night is calling. Gather under the command of this princess, become a sharp blade in my hand, cut off everything, and witness everything!”

Mona: “She probably just wants to invite you to go to that island together. Having said that, I always have a feeling that it’s best not to worry about that island…”

Mona scratched her head as she spoke, feeling a little uneasy.

“Under the command of the noble Princess of Judgment, we will try our best to seize all the island treasure chests!”

“Mona didn’t wear a model when she scratched her hat this time!”

“It’s probably because the hats collided. Mi Huyou was very careful about this.”

Seeing that Mona did not intend to do divination, Paimon was very curious, “Hey, why?”

Mona explained: “Since it has something to do with Keli, it may have something to do with her mother, which means it has something to do with the old woman… Wow, I don’t want it!”

Mona seemed to remember something not so good, and her body shivered subconsciously.

“Mona is not from Liyue. She just passed through Liyue on the way to Mondstadt in order to receive the master’s items.”

“It seems that Mona is from Fontaine? She is just taking refuge in Mondstadt.”

“The witch will be Sumeru’s, the steam bird will be Fontaine’s, but Mona’s Eye of God will be Mond’s?”

…

After analyzing it for a long time, everyone could not come to a unified conclusion, so everyone stopped and continued to watch the plot.

Fischer: “You, who are all-powerful, have traveled far and wide across mountains and rivers, read the trajectory of stardust falling into the palm of your hand, and witnessed the rainwater converging into the fateful line of fate. Such you…”

Oz: “Go and find the route to the Holy Land of Destiny for Miss!”

After hearing this, Paimon understood what they meant and couldn’t help but spread his hands and said: “It turns out that I just don’t know the road…”

Ying akimbo: “I knew it would be like this…”

At this time, Paimon suddenly became proud and imitated Fischer’s tone and said: “Hmph! Since you asked us for help, let me tell you that we are the good partners of Spark Knight Keli, the guide to destiny. people!”

“Paimon, you…” Ying couldn’t help but feel a little embarrassed as she looked at Paimon’s incomparable performance.

Paimon looked at Ying seriously and said in surprise: “Ying, why don’t you act!”

Ying understood what Paimon meant, so he

The second one stood up and said: “Okay! I am the only one who can cross the sea of ​​stars!”

“I turned a blind eye when I should have cooperated with your performance.jpg”

“Paimon: Act! Why don’t tnnd act!”

“It’s official, right? Hahaha~”

“This is about to open Xumi. Are you too excited to fool the officials? It seems that the officials are very confident in Xumi, hahaha~”

Seeing that Lian Ying and Paimon were starting to act, Mona also relaxed a lot and said loudly: “Here comes the witness, the guide, the weaver of dreams – Ying!”

The reaction was nothing short of wonderful for Fischer.

“Oh ho ho ho! Very good, very good!”

She chuckled happily.

“After that, the group performed for half an hour in front of the shocked eyes of Mondstadt residents…”

“Citizens of Mondstadt: I haven’t seen you for a while, but suddenly there are a bunch of guys with serious brain problems in the establishment?”

“Man from Mondstadt: The honorary knight must have a deep meaning for doing this.”

“Fuck! I’m going to dig out a courtyard with my toes, hahaha~”

“Passerby: Are young people nowadays playing so big?”

After ending the embarrassing half-hour performance, Mona concluded: “To sum up, Traveler, you said you have a way, so this time to the island… No, the road to the Holy Land is up to you. You arranged it.”

“For Her Royal Highness!” Ying said sternly, “Mr. Megistus, please feel free to leave it to me.”

Mona: “Okay, okay, Sir Megistus has to go back to pack his luggage and get some sleep. Your Excellencies, please let us gather at the city gate at nine o’clock tomorrow.”

“Oh! Let’s do it.” Fischer nodded and said: “Give you a deep sleep without intrusion, Lord Megistus. And you, traveler.”

Oz: “What I mean is, good night everyone, see you tomorrow.”

Paimon shook his head and said, “That’s enough… Good night!”

Seeing how many people were saying good night to each other even though it was still broad daylight in the game, the audience all laughed.

“”Good night”.”

“Everyone, go to bed early.”

“See you tomorrow~”