Country Weapon

"Xiaolong, don't, don't fix my insides, hey, I don't want to be pregnant..." After feeling comfortable, Shen Lijuan woke up with a start, only feeling that the place was swollen and bulging, and there was a sore poke at all, Can't get enough energy. It's good now, once the big stick is drilled to the bottom, it will blow thousands of miles against the wall of the cave.

  The sticky hot batter rushed down, like urinating, rushing to that place, and the body became limp again.

  Long Gen shook the big stick, and pulled it out with a "Zi Liu", bringing up a string of white liquid, with a refreshed face. It seemed as if she had only heard Shen Lijuan's words at this moment.

Kneading the white dough, he said with a smirk: "What are you afraid of, my cousin? We are not related by blood. We will have one at birth. It's not that we can't afford it. We have money." Refers to the two stacks of red bills stacked on one side, with indescribable pride. Who would have thought that he would also do the duck's business, meet his personal needs and make a small profit at the same time.

   "Xiaolong, tell my aunt, where did the money come from?" When it came to money, Shen Lijuan looked serious.

  In the countryside, 20,000 yuan is not a trivial matter, and the commissary may not lose 20,000 yuan all year round. Don't steal it from somewhere, it will be bad if you catch it.

   "Hey" Long Gen revealed his complexion, and his eyes looked at the handful of weeds in Shen Lijuan's lower abdomen, and there was still white soy milk on it. Two red and swollen dumpling wrappers spread out on both sides, and a little white foam slowly slid out of the hole....

   "I want to know, come on, let's shoot again." Long Gen grabbed Shen Lijuan's ankle and was about to enter the hole.

  Shen Lijuan was taken aback, and screamed: "Don't, don't. Don't fix it, it hurts, it still hurts below."

  Being a woman is troublesome. Shen Lijuan only now knows that coming to the aunt, like a flood, is troublesome enough. If you break your body, you will think of a man. The size of that thing is small, and its combat power is weak. It seems to be split, and giving birth to a baby is not so painful. The two dumpling skins were worn red and swollen, as if stung by a bee.

  Why is being a woman so troublesome?

   "Forget it, then I won't date you. Come back at night and take good care of Aunt Lihong. Having a baby is a big deal." Long Gen shook his big stick, and wanted to pull up his pants and leave again.

  However, Shen Lijuan moved fast enough this time! He grabbed the big stick and pulled it into his arms.

   "Ah?" Long Gen frowned in pain and said, "Auntie, what are you doing? Isn't that what a big stick is used for? Why, I want to take a bite."

   "Bah!"

  Shen Lijuan blushed beautifully, and glared at Long Gen. This kid couldn't open any pot, and didn't she just forcefully swallowed her twice that night. Thinking of the **** stick stirring in his mouth, his face was burning, as if someone had been stripped naked for a visit on the street.

   "Stinky boy, are you looking for a beating?" Shen Lijuan showed her authority, "Honestly tell me, when did your mind recover? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

   "Hmph, brat, knowing that my cousin is doing the housework by herself, how tiring you are, yet you still pretend to be an idiot! Hmph!"

  Shen Lijuan had wanted to know about this for a long time, and she couldn't find any gaps after letting her cousin die. After all, the fat and water don't flow into outsiders' fields. But I can't be a fool all my life, I have to know what comes and goes. I am not a post-it note on the street stall, I just take off my pants when I think about it, and leave when I don’t want to.

   "This...this..." Long Gen watched the big stick getting longer and longer, and calculated in his heart that thirty-six strategies were the best plan.

   "Why are the eyeballs turning around? Are you trying to make up a lie?" Shen Lijuan is not a vegetarian either, especially after knowing that Long Gen was pretending to be stupid, she kept an extra thought. If you don't figure out the ins and outs today, you won't be at ease today. Don't be stupid again at that time, that thing can't be hard anymore, so what should I do?

   At this time, Long Gen also understood, and today it is impossible to tell the truth. Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Shen Lijuan let Shen Lijuan hold the crotch. Don't be afraid of anything else, don't try to break the second brother's bone, it won't be cured!

  Although a man's third leg can be soft or hard, long or short, bendable or stretchable, but if it is really broken, it will be broken for a lifetime. How can Long Gen, who has just enjoyed a good life, not pay attention to the crotch?

   "Cousin, tell the truth." Long Gen's expression suddenly became solemn, his brows were tightly knit together, indescribably serious.

   "Isn't there an old monk passing by when you are young? I happened to meet me in the mountains. When the old monk saw me, he almost knelt on the ground and kowtowed as if he had seen a god."

   "Cut! Bragging again!" Shen Lijuan looked disapproving, "Xiaolong, if you don't tell the truth, I'm really screwed?"

   "Huh? Don't!"

  Long Gen quickly waved his hand, "Cousin, what I said is true. Listen to me."

  Shen Lijuan relaxed and looked at Long Gen.

  Long Gen rolled his eyeballs, thinking about what to do next, how can we talk about this matter?

"The old monk looked at my palm, and then at the stick in my crotch. Finally, he gave me an earthen prescription and told me to take it for a month. I didn't believe it at first, but the old monk slapped me. The whole body is relaxed, very comfortable, just like going to a sauna."

   "Afterwards, I ate **** and stewed soft-shelled turtle every day. It got better slowly..."

Running the train with a mouth full of nonsense, but thinking in his heart, it's time to go to Wang Limei to collect the money. This woman hasn't paid the money she promised. By the way, there are also Tian Cuifen and Yang Ying, who all paid 20,000 yuan to me. Come for a dollar, otherwise, I will never expose the guy! You are dying of hunger and thirst!

   Well, forget about Chen Xianglian's mother and daughter, the man has been dead for many years, and his reputation is not bad. Although he belongs to the Chen family, he is different from that old **** Chen Tianming. It's quite interesting for mother and daughter to serve themselves together!

   "Who would believe it! Huh!" Shen Lijuan groaned heavily, grabbing the big stick. He said coldly: "Where did the money come from? It can't be that the old monk left it for you to make a fortune and cheat the little girl."

   "Hey," Long Gen smirked twice, his eyes narrowed into slits, and a lewd light radiated from the slits, "This money is the favor fee that those women gave me."

"Cousin, you also know that men are so tired when it comes to things in bed. They eat and do push-ups, and they have to mend their bodies after they are done. It costs a lot of money, so they gave me money... ..."

   "What? Those women?"

  Shen Lijuan's almond-shaped eyes widened with astonishment on her face. Can such a thing still exist in the world? A man **** a woman, and the woman pays back money, one post or 20,000?

   "Which women, tell me..." Looking back, Shen Lijuan felt a little sour. The fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders, and I don't mind letting Xiaolong give it to me, but this **** is looking for a woman outside, and I feel blocked.

"Yang Ying, Tian Cuifen, Wu Guihua, etc... Anyway, there are a lot of them." Long Gen said indifferently, "Biao Aunt, I didn't say that you and Aunt Li Hong are very weak, and you can't bear such a situation at all." day."

   "So many?" Shen Lijuan didn't listen to the second half of the sentence at all. These women are all pretty daughters-in-law in the village, why did they let Xiaolong ride them?

   And they are all family members of village cadres, why is this **** kid so courageous?

   "Xiaolong, tell your cousin the truth, how many wives do you have?"

  ps: What happened to the anti-pornography? The big weapon is not yellow, is it? The lonely city that has been busy for the past two days is not in the mood to update, and everyone has been neglected. I'm sorry, the big weapon will resume at three o'clock tomorrow. The big murder weapon is very pure, everyone said it was wow?