Counterattack Into a Male God

Ji Yanzhi's words are almost nonsensical to the extreme, and they turn a horrible story into a funny story just like a joke. This is good, at least it calms down the two little girls a little bit.

Not much, but at least my heart stabilized a little and didn't tremble again.

The three continued to talk, and after a while, the corridor outside seemed to break some kind of imprisonment and suddenly became noisy.

Unlike the noise that the two little girls heard first, the noise this time was a bit more popular. Not only Ji Yanzhi felt so, even the two little girls breathed a sigh of relief one after another.

"Thank you little brother for being with us."

"You're welcome."

Ji Yanzhi flipped through his pockets, and then drew out a bracelet made of two red ropes.

"Give it to you, it was opened."

The two little girls hurriedly took over the bracelet made of red rope, and said thank you again.

This time, Ji Yan didn’t say any more polite words of'you're welcome'. He only pointed out the two little girls. It is best not to run around on campus at night, otherwise the atmosphere of being buried in the earth has become more and more recent. No one can save them if the hostile things are entangled.

And hearing Ji Yanzhi's terrible warning so serious, the two little girls nodded in a hurry, almost turning their heads into chickens eating rice.

"Since Liu Junyue committed suicide by jumping from a building, we have been very well-behaved. Except for the teaching building and the dormitory, we dare not go anywhere."

It's just that today's noise made the two little girls dare not even stay in the dormitory. It's just that it was dark, and they didn't dare to run around. The two little girls simply continued to hug each other tremblingly after Ji Yanzhi left.

At the same time, there was an accident in the male dormitory that successfully turned the dormitory into a pigsty.

Just like the situation on the two little girls, the lights in the bedroom flickered and dimmed, and after a bang, the corridors fell into abnormal silence inside and out.

Generally speaking, boys are more courageous and like to speak vulgar words, but after the explosion of electric lights one after another, some of them are just silent and can't hear the sound of scolding mother, even the sound of people's breathing...

After a while, I don't know if a minute or an hour has passed, anyway, there was a sudden sound of rising and falling footsteps in the silence. The sound of footsteps was very rapid, sounded from the corridors on the first floor, and quickly went up to the second floor, and then the third floor...

That speed really makes people tremble from the heart.

The boys who still lived in the dormitories of the male dormitory were so scared that they didn't even dare to move.

And when the rapid knock on the door sounded in the corridors at the same time, the boys who were a little bit more courageous reflected one after another, and began to use the things in the dormitory, such as tables, chairs and benches, to hold the door, and then squatted together. He was shaking with his head behind him.

Facts have proved that the boys' self-rescue method, which is adopted by accident, is quite useful. Because the knocking sound that sounded at the same time suddenly stopped after a while, and then the knocking was changed to kicking the door, and it was still carried out at the same time. The intensity was like kicking in the hearts of boys, making the boys follow the'bang 'Sound and frightened, I dared not make any other actions.

After about a few minutes passed, the kicking sound that sounded at the same time suddenly disappeared at the same time. This is caused by Ji Yanzhi's new female dormitory building and moving towards two male dormitory buildings next to each other if he feels it.

"Tsk."

Ji Yanzhi pulled his mouth and lit a cigarette in an instant.

Cigarettes begin to burn quickly several times the normal combustion rate. The smoke clouded the room, Ji Yanzhi lightly breathed in the smoke, and the next moment the smoke drifted towards the boys' dormitory as if there was life.

Soon the smoke dissipated the yin that was already thick as black silk. Ji Yanzhi stood on the edge of the playground for a while, and left without saying a word.

Ji Yanzhi didn't go back to the restaurant directly. He went to Lao Bai's place and asked Xiao Qinghe if he was the old man with the hunchback who had done rituals for the No. 2 Middle School in the city.

Lao Bai rolled his cataract eyes and said meaningfully: "It's not me, who do you think? The old black who is asking for money, the money bunch?"

"It's not like what you would do."

Ji Yanzhi said indifferently: "We are also old friends. You rarely leave behind when you do things, except as a last resort. However, I have been to City No. 2 Middle School many times, and I don’t feel anything. It’s worth keeping a place for you."

Old Bai shook his head: "I can't easily deal with the things in City No. 2 Middle School."

Ji Yanzhi did not speak up to refute Lao Bai’s words, only after Lao Bai briefly explained the history of City No. 2 High School, he suddenly said: "So the torture violent spirit is deeply affected. Influence?"

"Yes or not. The original statue of Queen Mother West was just to suppress the ancient vicious beasts, but the time has changed. The land of suppressing the beasts has become a mass grave of resentment. Queen West herself is in charge of the natural disasters (qi) and the five punishments. A murderous god. Its sculpture naturally also has the spirituality of restraining the five punishments. But there are so many evil spirits in the mass graves, and the blood is too heavy. The statue of Queen Mother of the West was originally just to suppress the ancient beasts. It became a thing of the evil spirit."

"Recently, the hostility in Anyue City has become heavier, so it is also affected by it!"

Old Bai nodded heavily: "To be honest, I'm really not sure I can get rid of the evildoer!"

"Can't you join forces with Lao Hei?"

Ji Yanzhi seemed a little surprised. He didn't think the jade statue of Queen Mother of the West was so strong. If he shot, the opponent would only be able to beat him half to death, but the opponent would definitely be wiped out. But Lao Bai had this reaction. Is it because he is getting old, besides his skills are no longer the same as before, even his IQ...

"Lao Hei?" Lao Bai snorted, "His technique for escaping and digging graves is always the best."

"That's... well, an advantage."

Ji Yanzhi doesn't like talking behind his back. Although Lao Hei is a bit like that, Ji Yanzhi doesn't want to talk about him too much. However, when talking about Lao Hei, Ji Yanzhi suddenly remembered a question, that is... "What is Lao He doing recently? The store is closed and he won't go again... Uh, let's expand the business!"

"Dig the graves, just dig the graves, talk about expanding business!" Lao Bai sneered, but the cataract eyes that turned out rarely showed a few solemnities, obviously worrying about Lao He's whereabouts.

The old and the young spoke for a while, and at about ten o'clock in the evening, Ji Yanzhi said goodbye and left.

Although the funeral street where Lao Bai is located is only two streets away from "You Jia Shi Liao", it is strange that it is not easy for ordinary people to find it. So Ji Yanzhi came out of the funeral street, and it seemed to some people that it suddenly popped out of a remote corner. They all bluffed Tang Xiaomei, who went out to buy toilet paper at night.

"Brother, you just..."

"When you come back, buy some yellow paper by the way." Ji Yanzhi took off his helmet and signaled Tang Xiaomei to get on the motorcycle. "Why are you coming out so late."

"Buy a female intimate partner."

Ji Yanzhi gave a calm voice, but said: "It's the same if you send a message to brother and ask him to buy it for you."

Behind Ji Yan, Tang Xiaomei smiled chuckles: "Oh, it's just a few steps, what can I do for you." She is not dying of menstrual cramps, so she's dying. What's wrong with the problem of a few steps? I'm ashamed to let brother buy it on his behalf.

"Sit down."

Ji Yanzhi didn't speak any more, and drove Tang Xiaomei very quickly and returned to "There is Good Food Liao".

Comrade Tang was cleaning at this time. When he saw that his nephews and daughters were back, he waved his hand and called all his nephews and daughters to him like a small animal.

"Oh, the mutton soup seller opposite us had a car accident just now. It was bloody, but it scared a few people to death."

When Ji Yanzhi heard the words, he turned his head and looked at the opposite side. There was nothing under his field of vision, but after his field of vision, he could perceive a vague soul like lines. That should be the soul left behind by Comrade Tang in the car accident. It was not complete, so it was vague.

Recently, there has been a car accident, and the soul is mutilated due to unknown reasons. It is estimated that there will be more and more souls who will become fools and cerebral palsy after reincarnation. This situation didn't happen before, until...Hey, things buried deep in the playground of the City No. 2 Middle School seem to be really troublesome. There will always be hostility and will affect people with weak willpower.

Ji Yanzhi withdrew his gaze indifferently. Comrade Tang continued to pat his plump chest, which was as turbulent as a woman, and said how scared he was when the car accident happened. If it weren't for Ji Yanzhi and Tang Xiaomei, he Long ago...

"... slipped to watch the live version?"

Ji Yanzhi calmly interrupted Comrade Tang’s Oscar-like drama performance, and vomited: "It’s not that I said, uncle, what's so good about the live version of the car accident? You are not afraid of watching the disgusting, eating and sleeping. Okay."

Comrade Old Tang grunted unconvincedly: "How could I be so sick that I can't eat well and sleep well."

"I can't eat well and sleep well!" Tang Xiaomei rolled her eyes weakly. "Anyway, I don't have a big dad's nerves, I don't think of tofu brains and think of sprinkling white and red brains, and I don't think of hairy blood..."

"vomit!!!"

Tang Xiaomei didn't say anything yet, but Comrade Tang, who was too active in his thoughts, had a nausea and vomited out.

"..." Ji Yanzhi was speechless, and it took a long time to find her voice: "Uncle, you ate hairy blood tonight? I remember..."

Comrade Tang was wronged and he was about to cry. But he froze, and he just said with red eyes: "Why, I am allowed to work hard for my life, and I am not allowed to eat fifteen dollars of Mala Tang!"

Tang Xiaomei: "..."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

"Wait, fifteen yuan worth of mala Tang..." Tang Xiaomei suddenly thought of a question, and immediately started shooting the case. "The fried noodles we ate tonight, did you eat this fifteen-dollar mala Tang?"

Comrade Tang's eyes drifted, his heart was very guilty, but he just gritted his teeth and said nothing.

Looking at the demo of Comrade Old Tang, Ji Yanzhi has guessed that Comrade Tang is out of the box to buy the necessary supplies for women every month. She secretly went to the snack bar next door selling mutton soup and selling Mala Tang while Xiaomei Tang was out shopping. Mala Tang.

Moreover, the car accident is estimated to have happened next to Comrade Tang, so his uncle, the genius of the drama, would look like "the baby was scared to death."

"Next time you want to eat, let me or my little sister take it."

Ji Yanzhi said with a hint of worry: "Uncle, your flames have been a bit low recently and easily contaminated with bad things. The hostility in Anyue City is getting heavier and heavier. Uncle, for us, you should stay at home better. ."

Comrade Tang nodded in a dazed manner. After a while, he suddenly reacted and said, "No, Ah Yan, why are you saying this? Did you encounter something when you went to the second middle school to deliver food?"

"Nothing. The reason why I came back so late was to buy some things."

Ji Yanzhi took the mop and started cleaning the mess, and finally returned to the apartment upstairs. It was almost 11 o'clock. No matter how simple it is to wash, it is close to 12 o'clock in bed.

Unlike the old comrades Tang and Tang Xiaomei, who slept on the bed in the master bedroom and the second bedroom, the season of this evening is not sleepy. It was about five o'clock in the morning.

Ji Yanzhi slept shallowly, and got up at about seven o'clock to cook porridge and cook salted duck eggs.

"Brother, if you don't do business today, why are you getting up so early again."

Tang Xiaomei stretched her waist and stood in front of Ji Yanzhi in sloppy slippers.

"Go wash."

Ji Yanzhi did not look at Tang Xiaomei, but directly ordered. He raised the knife in his hand and cut the salted duck eggs that he had boiled into pieces, and put them on the dining table.

"Ayan, let's cut some more kimchi. The kimchi I made according to the method of Sichuan and Shu people's kimchi is salty and crispy."

Comrade Tang wearing a jersey vest came out of the room yawning. He first sat on the sofa in the living room for a while, and then washed after he was refreshed. And when Comrade Tang came out, the simple breakfast was completely placed on the dining table.

During the meal, Comrade Tang habitually turned on the TV and tuned the program to the Anyue local TV, looking like the morning news with relish.

A total of about an hour of morning news, it can be said that the broadcast of a car accident happened yesterday, which accounted for 70% of the total program time; the remaining 20% ​​is about the studies in various universities across the country. Tension has caused some students with low psychological endurance to choose the undesirable behavior of giving up life.

Comrade Tang saw it with gusto, and even commented at the end.

"It sounds like it's true, but I don't believe it at all."

"People don't have to believe it!" Tang Xiaomei put the dishes in the sink in the kitchen, and then came out to complain very seriously: "However, the citizens of Anyue basically believe that the city's second middle school has jumped off one after another. It's because the female classmate who jumped off the building has a low psychological endurance."

Comrade Tang turned off the TV and wiped his big bald head by the way. Then he laughed and said, "I don't believe it."

Ji Yanzhi: "If you don't believe me, continue to wear a red string bracelet when you go to the park!"

"..." Comrade Tang: "...I don't want to go to the park for a stroll."

"Then dad, you can sleep at home." Tang Xiaomei clutched her full stomach, and said very tired and exhausted: "If I can't sleep, it happens that I don't want to go anywhere today, so I will stay with my dad at home. Lift the bar."

Comrade Old Tang: "...What kind of bar do you have, girl, you say that like a bargainer."

——Aren't you?

Ji Yanzhi and Tang Xiaomei looked at each other tacitly, and then the dish washer went to wash the dishes, soaked in brown sugar water to drink, soaked in brown sugar water, and in short, they did everything they should do properly and properly. . Afterwards, Tang Xiaomei, who had made a big bowl of brown sugar water, looked at Ji Yanzhi and had no idea of ​​going out, so she couldn't help being a little curious.

"Brother, why don't you go out!"

"Last night I met a nasty critic who insisted on telling me a ghost story, so I don't want to go out today, lest there be another nasty critic."

This answer was sharp and unexpected. In short, Tang Xiaomei immediately became energetic: "Brother, what kind of ghost story is the silly critic telling you."

"Anyue's Top Ten Myths."

"??" Tang Xiaomei blinked her eyes in disbelief, "Tell you the top ten strange stories about Anyue? Fuck, it really is a silly critic. Only the silly critics can tell the ghost stories we all know about Anyue."

In the beginning, Anyue City had only stories about the haunting of the ‘mass grave’ and the female ghost appearing to the actor who played Bao Gong crying and complaining of grievances while the troupe was singing. However, as mass graves were requisitioned to build the City No. 2 High School, one-eyed monsters who like to hide in the toilet and peeping came out, black-haired female ghosts who like to wander around the campus to find a handsome little brother to confess, and don’t just say anything. Stairs, otherwise it will be pulled to replace the ghost story when one step of stairs is suddenly missing.

Coupled with the development of the Internet, modern urban ghost stories from the West have been transformed into "local specialties" of Anyue City, like ghost dolls, rip girls, hospital anatomy rooms, and even leech girls in Fujiang. , All magically appeared.

Moreover, there are stern eyes, as if the people who reciting these ghost stories have seen them with their own eyes, they are especially arousing people's laughter.

"...Come on, your brother won't go out unless you go out." Comrade Tang was already lying on the sofa, flipping through the latest newspaper, and said: "Yes, yesterday I let the beef seller save ten. Jin loin, remember to get it later, Ayan. The little girl is uncomfortable today, so please allow her to rest."

Tang Xiaomei rolled her eyes very neatly, and said without saving any face to Comrade Tang: "I need your permission?"

Comrade Old Tang grumbled: "As your true gold master father, don't you need my approval to do things?"

"Need, why don't you need it? So really. Golden Master Dad, what is your bank card password?"

Ji Yanzhi now has a deep understanding of the skill of Old Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei.

He was too lazy to hear that the father and daughter were arguing with each other there, so he simply asked Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei what they wanted to eat today, and he would do it. Old Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei unceremoniously ordered a meal, so Ji Yanzhi went out.

Ji Yanzhi went directly to the vegetable market. He first went to the meat stall to find Niu Er, an old acquaintance, and took the ten catties of tenderloin that Comrade Tang ordered yesterday. Because it is a regular customer, the price is considered relatively cheap, but this time, Ji Yanyi looked at the meat, and his face was suddenly hard to look.

"I don't want this meat."

Niu Er was dumbfounded: "Are you sure you don't want such a good pork loin?"

Ji Yanzhi chuckled his mouth and asked unceremoniously: "Are you sure this is pork tenderloin?"

Niu Er immediately went on fire, his face was ugly and said: "Ji Yanzhi, what do you mean?"

"It doesn't mean anything." Ji Yanzhi sneered and said: "It's just that my family doesn't like to eat meat cut from dead people."

As soon as he said this, Niu Er's legs were soft, and he was a little frightened: "You...you...don't talk nonsense, my meat came from the slaughterhouse. How could it be meat cut from a dead person?"

Ji Yanzhi fixedly looked at Niu Er, and asked almost every word: "Are you sure you got the meat from the slaughterhouse?"

Niu Er's meat was indeed not freshly slaughtered pork imported from the slaughterhouse, but he was greedy for cheap and bought it from a private peddler who specializes in selling plague pork and old female pork. Shijin’s “Pork Tenderloin” was ordered by regular customers, and Niu Er also specially selected good meat.

As a result... the meat is indeed good meat, but it is cut from the dead...

Niu Er was very suspicious of the truth or falsehood of what Ji Yanzhi said, but he remembered that the nephew of Old Comrade Tang, Ji Yanzhi, had always been a bit nagging. According to a familiar guest, Comrade Tang, this is due to family learning, because Ji Yanzhi’s biological father was a Taoist who went down the mountain, but he was jealous of talents. When Ji Yanzhi was full of the moon, he hiccuped with many fellow Taoists. Fart, also tired his sister.

In this case, every time Comrade Tang came to pick up the goods in person, he would repeatedly nag, so Niu Er had a deep understanding of Ji Yanzhi's ability. In particular, Ji Yanzhi sometimes assists in fortune-telling and finds missing cats, cats and dogs when the neighbors around him are'very kind and difficult,' so Niu Er actually subconsciously believes what Ji Yanzhi said.

It's just... the meat cut from the dead is too shocking, so Niu Er also subconsciously didn't believe what Ji Yanzhi said.

"Selling such things is very wicked, Niu Er, are you not afraid of being entangled by the horrible ghosts who were cut off before they died miserably?"

"Nonsense." Niu Er looked at Ji Yanzhi, and somehow began to shiver. However, he still had a hardened mouth, and he did not admit that there was a problem with the meat he was selling. He only said that Ji Yanzhi must be looking for trouble with other meat dealers who couldn't live with him.

Niu's death in this way, as a big man who doesn't pay attention to the virtue of a good life in the sky, what else does Ji Yanzhi have to say.

He immediately returned home with a basket of vegetables. As for the sweet and sour pork ribs Tang Xiaomei wanted to eat, the pork loin was pretended to be meat cut from the dead. Could it be that the pork ribs could not be a steak. So apart from vegetables, Ji Yanyi didn't buy anything like pork belly and pork ribs.

After returning home, Comrade Tang was puzzled when he saw the basket of vegetables.

"Why buy groceries, meat!"

Ji Yanzhi squinted and said coldly: "Uncle will go to buy meat from now on, don't go to Niu'er to buy it."

Upon hearing this, Tang Xiaomei also transformed into a hundred thousand why, and she opened her mouth and asked why.

Why?

For what?

Ji Yanzhi didn't mean to cover up at all, he just said that Niu Er was selling dead human flesh today.

Old Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei's expressions changed at the same time, and at the same time they bent over and vomited. Ji Yan felt helpless, so he could only say with relief: "We haven't eaten anymore, so what makes me sick."

"No." Tang Xiaomei clutched her stomach and explained weakly: "I was discussing with my dad just now to leave a catty of pork tenderloin out and make dumplings for myself. Then the pork tenderloin became dead human flesh. After eating dumplings, don’t you feel sick and vomit?"

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

What else does he have to say now, he can only make Old Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei stronger, and don't make too much of it.