Counterattack Into a Male God

Perhaps every Italian in the parallel world is good at pitting teammates.

Regarding the Italian army's unaccustomed allies with the smell of sashimi, the white flag surrendering behavior, the speechless jump of other allies, but in the end, the whole heart was involuntarily loosened. Take a sigh of relief.

The main reason is that the Italian army is really a standard pig teammate, which is too bad.

The other five-nation coalition forces who are still fighting think that since the pig teammates are so pitted, this time it is always the turn to accept his surrender.

Although the goose did not, Ji Yanzhi used his strong luck to be able to be a hundred or even a thousand Italian army when he was pitting his teammates. The Italian army surrendered the chief to be a royal painter. 'There was no humiliation at all, but rather happy.

——In the words of the commander of the Italian army, I don’t think I am big and thick, but I have always yearned to become a master of literature.

But go to the **** literature guys...

Looking at the abstract paintings, Ji Yanzhi felt that he was still pitted.

With this IQ, no wonder the surrender is so slow, and the coalition forces must surrender first before they are willing to make a second surrender. It really deserves to be a weird country in a parallel world no matter where it is.

Ji Yanzhi shook his head, but still couldn't help but vomit: "Mr. Robert, are you using your map-drawing talent for portraits?" Only a great man like him can paint such a distorted Bala. It can be seen that this **** painting is a portrait of a person.

Robert was so touched, because Ji Yanzhi's eyes were like torches, and he could actually see the portraits he painted, not the portraits of animals such as wild boars, which moved Robert to tears and almost kowtow to Ji Yanzhi.

"His Majesty the Emperor of Qing Dynasty, you still have vision."

Ji Yanzhi:...No, I would rather be blind.

"When Mr. Robert can fulfill my request, he can still draw so many superb paintings with his hobby. It can be seen that Mr. Robert has made a big step toward the literary master he yearns for. My suggestion is that Mr. Robert might as well I put my energy on communicating with the literati and mosques of the Qing Dynasty. I believe that Mr. Robert will surely realize his wish in his lifetime.

"Oh, God, believers have seen your incarnation in the world, how wise and keen he is." Robert, who was moved to tears and flattered, didn't know that Ji Yanzhi did this because he wanted to give Robert this scam. Let's get back to the Qing Dynasty together. After all, the Qing soldiers and the Russian army who went to the Europa continent to "ask for aggression" have no shortage of guides to lead the way, especially such guides who are especially good at pitting teammates.

As far as Robert’s virtue is concerned, if he really wants to be a guide, it is good to be able to reach the African continent smoothly. I am afraid that a dozen warships and even warships will be brought to Antarctica to raise penguins. You know that Robert can draw pictures, but his mother is Lu Chi himself.

I don't know how his family can rest assured that he came to the east, are you afraid that he will get lost in the Arctic and fall in love with polar bears?

Although I took a guide when I went out, I didn't have any accidents.

This kind of accident, I remember many years ago, when he was Dodgson II, it was not that he hadn't encountered it.

Ji Yanzhi continued to fool Robert with his rich language, and spent a lot of time talking, and finally succeeded in making Robert sure that there is nothing more interesting than his pursuit of art and becoming a master of literature. So afterwards, without much words from Ji Yan, Robert agreed to return to Beijing with Ji Yanyi.

The British troops who surrendered were the first to be ‘sent back’ to the Qing, and the indigenous monkeys in Southeast Asia and the Italian mercenaries who surrendered were the second to be ‘sent back’ to the Qing. As for Robert, who is hard to describe in words, it is a great honor to follow Ji Yanzhi's imperial driving back to Beijing.

Soon after Ji Yanzhi returned to Beijing, in the beginning of July in the 9th year of Tongzhi (1870 AD), the'foreign mission' jointly formed by the Qing Dynasty and Tsarist Russia to'visit the Europa continent' officially set sail in the South China Sea. Time has brought back a lot of wealth for the two countries.

As Ji Yanzhi wanted, he really found himself a queen of pure Han descent, and soon after the wedding, the remaining countries of the eight-nation coalition that united aggressively and declared war with the Qing Dynasty successively raised white flags and surrendered to the end. Only the Japanese army was still clenching their teeth to support, and refused to surrender.

The eight years of resistance in Ji Yanzhi’s memory, apart from the people who planted flowers at that time were so poor that they couldn’t even afford to eat, they had no money to engage in equipment and warfare, but also gave Little Japan plenty of time for development, and here it is. ... Let’s not talk about Ji Yanzhi’s reforms in the first few years of Japan’s Meiji Restoration,

The most important thing is that Ji Yanzhi is not only familiar with the distribution map of mineral resources in the Qing Dynasty, but also has real power. Basically, there is nothing to do, coupled with the nature of obedience to the superior, the people of the Qing Dynasty are almost carved into their bones. As the superior who ruled this land, Ji Yanzhi almost said what he said. There are so many people in the country. After working hard together to make progress and reform, the national strength is naturally different from that of Little Japan, which is still in the groping stage.

You must know that Little Japan is truly powerful, and it opened its fangs to bite off a piece of fat in the Qing Dynasty, or it was in 1900 in the early twentieth century. Little Japan has been awake more than thirty years in advance and got rid of the sleeping lion. Can it not fail? Nowadays, no matter how stubbornly resisted, he could not escape the destruction of the country, and it officially became the fate of a state and county in the Qing Dynasty.

The destruction of Little Japan was one of the things that Ji Yanzhi felt meaningful when he came to this plane world.

As for other things, it is also very meaningful to enjoy the wealth that was plundered on the continent of Europa, and to intensify it.

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"The'Glorious Revolution' was the beginning of the British constitutional monarchy, but in the Qing Dynasty, what was the beginning of the constitutional monarchy?" In the history class, a very gentle and delicate history teacher was talking to the students sitting in the classroom. The history teacher first talked about British history, and then asked a question.

The students underneath began to whisper to each other, and the last little girl with short hair and very round and round hair raised her hand.

"Teacher, during the 20th year of Tongzhi, the officials said that Empress Kong had no children, and suggested that Emperor Tongzhi accept concubines for the royal family. As a result, Emperor Tongzhi directly declared that the future Queen of Pure Goodness was the emperor. Female……"

Sven's delicate history teacher with glasses nodded, "Student Zheng Ling is right. It is true that our Qing country was made up after months of deliberation after Her Majesty Chun Shan was made the emperor's prince by Emperor Tongzhi. Part of the power has been delegated to □ □, so that the royal family has become the country’s ambassador and mascot from now on."

"This is a good continuation of the royal bloodline. Today, five hundred years later, the teacher can proudly say that it is precisely because of the decisiveness of Emperor Tongzhi that the people of the Qing Dynasty did not experience other countries, such as Britain and Tsarist Russia. Waiting for the country to go through a lot of bloodshed before returning to today’s peace."

"But teacher, I have heard many American students say that Emperor Tongzhi is a cruel king. He wiped out the short-lived East Japan Empire (Japan), making Kyushu City now proud of being a citizen of the Qing Dynasty, and letting the American continent even more. A fire was ignited overnight, and the Americans at the time would live in purgatory from then on?"

"If you listen to their nonsense, it's better to listen to the Italian bragging. It is said that the soul painter Robert of the Tongzhi period is still the master Zeng Guofan who studied under one of the emperor teachers. They are the younger brothers of the Tongzhi Emperor. Such bullshit, you believe it. Is it? I don’t believe it anyway."

"I don't believe it either." Zheng Ling muttered: "But that Robert is said to be very popular with Emperor Tongzhi."

Another classmate replied in a low voice: "Even if the Emperor Tongzhi is like a wise and martial emperor who will get rid of the semi-colonial and semi-feudal quagmire of the Qing nation in one fell swamp, in his spare time, he should find a guy who can sing monkey opera to amuse it. After all, "Tongzhi Emperor's Living Notes" also It is recorded that Emperor Tongzhi himself was a very cheerful person, but he took the responsibilities of a country prematurely. In addition, the queen mothers of the two palaces had long hair and short insights, so they became unsmiling day by day."

Zheng Ling "..."

We are afraid that we are not reading the same book "Tongzhi Emperor's Living Notes", but the character of Tongzhi Emperor is actually cheerful? I'm afraid that the corrupt officials and their family members who have been sent to the Qing Dynasty infrastructure to make a great contribution to the Qing Dynasty are the first to jump out to express their dissatisfaction.

Well, those prisoners of war who became prisoners of war at that time, took root in the Qing country, and were completely assimilated into Qing people, it is estimated that they were dissatisfied.

Seeing the students quarreling together, the history teacher didn't get angry, but joined the discussion with relish. Finally, when the bell rang after class, he assigned a 10,000-character homework about Tongzhi Emperor's all-round explanation.

The students suddenly wailed, because it was the fourth time this month. Their history teacher was like poisoning, focusing on the Tongzhi Emperor in the Tongzhi period. The only heir of Tongzhi Emperor, the pure-good empress. Isn't the story fragrant?

She has completely inherited the last wish of Emperor Tongzhi and turned Australia, which was originally occupied by Spain, Portugal and other countries, into a warlike empress of a distant sea province of the Qing Dynasty!

I beg the history teacher to tell the story of Her Majesty the Pure Queen next time!

The students shouted together that the history teacher, whose surname is Aixinjueluo, felt that he must fulfill this wish, so he directly described the great achievements of Emperor Tongzhi in 10,000 words, and added 10,000 words about the Queen of Pure Goodness. Your Majesty’s description.

"Remember, I always write with a brush, and it is not allowed to write with a light brain. If I write with a light brain, it is considered homework."

Students: "...Teacher, are you the devil?"

History teacher: "I am not the devil, I am Aixinjueluo. Jizu, a good teacher who is determined to let the students I teach remember history and not forget how the current beautiful life comes."

students:"……"

I believe you a ghost, your teacher is very bad!